Shanhaijing monster edible guide

Mr. Shuai Zhao's Buddha light failed again, and he was fixed in one place and could not move. He followed the green snake that day, but felt that the soles of his feet were soft, and fell into a soft black lacquered place, which felt like falling into cotton. But this cotton is dripping wet, and the liquid squeezed out will melt people in an instant. It should have been very fast, and the melting of Mr. Zhao should have happened in an instant.However, Mr. Shuai Zhao was so witty that when he fell into it, he yelled out the light of Buddha, and the light of Buddha on his head finally blessed him.At that moment, Mr. Shuai Zhao felt that it was worth all the cheap words that Buddha Guang drew on his head!

The handsome Mr. Zhao wrapped in the Buddha's light was not melted, but was squeezed back and forth like a stone in the soft cotton, wriggling here and there for a while, it must be uncomfortable, Mr. Shuai It was spit out!Spit it out!

Handsome Mr. Zhao put his hips on his hips: "I was spit out, and I was quite vigorous. I flew over several hills and landed here. It was much more enjoyable than a roller coaster. I was so scared that I always thought I was going to crash from a high altitude. Fortunately, Landed safely!"

The air crash did not happen, but a tragedy happened after landing. Mr. Shuai Mr. Zhao's Buddha light fixed him in one place, and he couldn't take it back, and couldn't get out!Zhao Qiankun knocked on the Buddha's light vigorously: "Xiao Zhou, I'm starving to death."

Zhou Qingyan understood the meaning of the leader: "Do you need me to ask other colleagues for help?"

Zhao Qiankun hurriedly stretched out his hand: "Don't, don't, you just stay here and watch over me. I feel a little flustered here. Did you bring something to eat?"

Zhou Qingyan said, "I just brought myself."

Zhao Qiankun was really hungry, but there were several hills, and it would take more than a day to walk back. He looked at the sky melancholy: "I'm going to die."

Thinking of the new regulations, Zhou Qingyan was still dissatisfied with the leader, but he couldn't bear to watch the leader die, so he stood up: "Let me find something to eat."

Zhao Qiankun stared at Zhou Qingyan melancholy, staring intently, not saying a word.Zhou Qingyan promised: "I won't go far, I'll just look around here." Zhao Qiankun nodded in agreement.

Zhou Qingyan took two steps, what's in this area?You can ask the chirping insects, you can ask the nocturnal animals, you can ask the windy tree, there is a waterfall nearby, and there is a deep pool under the waterfall, the sound of the water pouring down fell into Zhou Qingyan's ears.

There are fish in the waterfall.

Zhou Qingyan's nose moved, and he smelled something delicious.The waterfall poured down, and there was a deep pool below. The deep pool was pitch-black in the night, and nothing could be seen clearly. Zhou Qingyan took off his shirt and jumped into the pool. In the pitch-black pool, he stood He opened his clothes, waved his hands in the dark, then quickly put them back, and crawled out of the deep pool with the clothes.

There is something caught in the clothes!Something was bouncing back and forth in Zhou Qingyan's clothes, as if it had many legs, moving back and forth.Zhou Qingyan was very satisfied with the things he caught. He felt that this kind of food was not only delicious, but also very suitable for leading such people.

Zhou Qingyan went back with his clothes, Zhao Qiankun was waiting eagerly, and when he saw Zhou Qingyan, he called excitedly: "Xiao Zhou, Xiao Zhou." After calling Xiao Zhou, his eyes fell on the bag that Xiao Zhou was carrying, and his stomach growled. There was a groan.

Zhou Qingyan went over and called, "Leader, I've found some food."

Zhao Qiankun looked at the package of food, it was dripping wet, as if it was fished out of the water, and it was still moving, he immediately guessed what it was: "Is it a fish?"

Zhou Qingyan reached out and took out a fish from his clothes: "The leader eats fish."

Zhao Qiankun looked at the fish in Zhou Qingyan's hand, wondering why he was dazzled by hunger, why this fish had four human feet, and kept crying like a baby. When it came to fish, all the hunger and thirst appetite disappeared: "Where did you find this little monster, mother Xipi, it scared me to death, is this a fish?"

Zhou Qingyan looked at the one-foot-long fish in his hand: "This is called a mermaid, a fish that walks like a human."

The special product of Longhou Mountain, the mermaid, is shaped like a fish but has four legs, and the sound is like a baby crying. The mermaid meat is edible and delicious, but there is a big disadvantage, that is, the meat is loose. Whether it is steamed or fried, the whole fish will feel like it is about to fall apart once it is cooked.But eating mermaid meat can make the stupid become smart, and it won't change dementia. I feel that such a curative effect may also cure such a brain-dead leader.

There is no other food that is most suitable for Zhao Qiankun!

The mermaid baby was crying like a baby, without stopping for a moment, yelling all the time: I am still a baby, please let me go, I am just a poor baby.This mermaid baby was too noisy, Zhou Qingyan reached out and pinched the mermaid's tail and killed the fish in the usual way of killing fish. The mermaid finally stopped making noise.

A low-level monster like a mermaid can't even compare to Zhu Xi and Fei, but it's better than nothing, and it tastes much better than Two-legged sheep!A low-level monster like a mermaid would have to eat about a hundred or so to feel full.

Zhou Qingyan handed the fallen mermaid to the leader: "The leader eats fish." The leader looked at the four feet of the dead mermaid that occasionally bounced up and down, which were one size smaller than a baby's feet, let alone eating fish. I felt very timid all at once.

Mr. Shuai Zhao opened his eyes and said nonsense: "I'm not very hungry, you can eat." I'm about to starve to death, but who would dare to eat such horrible food.

Zhou Qingyan took out a small knife from his trouser pocket, and neatly cut off the mermaid's four feet, peeling off the fish belt and scales, leaving only the white flesh of the mermaid.Zhou Qingyan took a thin slice of fish with a small blade and put it into his mouth. Comparatively speaking, mermaid meat was better eaten raw. Although the meat was still not very firm, it was crispy, fresh and delicious.

After Zhou Qingyan ate a few slices, he heard Mr. Shuai Zhao ask: "Xiao Zhou, is it delicious?" Mr. Shuai Zhao's saliva was about to flow out. Although it was a monster fish, Xiao Zhou's food was delicious.Zhou Qingyan shook his head: "It's not very tasty, the leader should stop eating it!"

I'm almost starving to death, okay? Is it delicious or not? The key is to fill my stomach!Handsome Mr. Zhao stretched out his hand: "Pass me the fish, Xiao Zhou."

Zhou Qingyan shook his head: "It's not delicious."

Zhao Qiankun threatened: "If you don't give me the fish, your salary for this month will be deducted."

Speaking of salary, Zhou Qingyan looked at the leader with a fish in his hand: "Leader, I haven't handed in the leave slip this month, and my salary is only more than 200 yuan left, do you know?" The fish ate.

Zhou Qingyan was very satisfied with the leader's performance: "I know the leader didn't do it on purpose, so just go back and double my salary for this month." Of course it was intentional, but I can't say it now, Zhao Qiankun said: "Okay, double the salary." Just double it." Zhou Qingyan handed the mermaid to the leader's hand, and his hand passed through the Buddha's light, and sent the fish to Zhao Qiankun.

Zhao Qiankun wolfed down a piece of fish. Although he was still not full, his stomach felt much better.His stomach was comfortable, and he felt quite safe with Zhou Qingyan around, so the leader felt sleepy, and he waved his hand towards Zhou Qingyan: "Xiao Zhou, wait a while, I'll sleep for a while, I'm too sleepy."

Zhao Qiankun felt drowsy, and fell asleep in the Buddha's light.Zhou Qingyan stood in front of the Buddha's light, put his hands on the Buddha's light, and stroked it lightly. After touching, Zhou Qingyan smelled his hands, and they didn't smell at all. The Buddha's light can shake off the things he despises so cleanly.

Soft and dark, it always reminds Zhou Qingyan of big clams.

Zhao Qiankun had already fallen asleep, and Zhou Qingyan decided to catch fish in the pool, so he jumped into the pool, and with the collapse of the big toon, the flood came, and many mermaids from Longhou Mountain came. Although it was not enough for Zhou Qingyan to eat, it was still It's enough for Zhou Qingyan to take it back for the object to taste.He tore his clothes into thin strips, grabbed a mermaid and tied it up, and threw it to the shore. There were more than a dozen mermaids tied up. Zhou Qingyan swam around in the pool and found that there were only a dozen mermaids in the deep pool. Mermaid, Zhou Qingyan is very happy to clean up these alien species!

He went downstream along the deep pool and found a round thing at the bottom of the deep pool, it was white, a little like a pearl, but it was very big, about the size of a tennis ball, Zhou Qingyan put his hands on it, feeling a little life inside The sign, which seems to be fun, is an egg.

However, there were so many white eggs that Zhou Qingyan couldn't tell which creature's egg it was. He put the white egg in his pocket, intending to bring it back for his partner to play with.

Zhou Qingyan packed the eggs, swam to the shore, used the remaining cloth strips to string the bundled mermaids, carried them on his shoulders, and walked back.Walking back, the handsome Mr. Zhao was still sleeping soundly. Zhou Qingyan threw the bunches of mermaids on the ground and stretched out a finger, as if piercing the Buddha's light. The Buddha's light circled around Zhou Qingyan's finger, slowly Return to the body of Mr. Shuai Zhao.

Zhou Qingyan withdrew her finger and touched the egg in her trouser pocket. She felt that the egg tasted good. If the object was not satisfied after seeing it, she could fry it.

Handsome Mr. Zhao woke up and found that the Buddha light around him was gone. He jumped three feet happily, and then looked at the trembling little feet on the back of Zhou Qingyan who was squatting in front of him, and immediately lost his energy: "Xiao Zhou, are you You don't want to scare me to death, do you still want this month's salary, it's scarier than watching a horror movie!"

Zhou Qingyan confirmed that the mermaid has no effect on the treatment of brain damage, and Team Leader Zhao's brain is still severely disabled.