Shanhaijing monster edible guide

In the evening, as usual, Uncle Qing called Lao Bai who was still guarding the door. He guessed that Lao Bai was going to the cafeteria to get dinner, and the phone rang four or five times before answering.Uncle Qing, who thought he was upright, immediately transformed into a caring little padded jacket: "Have you eaten, Lao Bai?"

Lao Bai was washing his rice bowls, and returned to him with the mobile phone between his head and shoulders: "I have eaten, roast beef with potatoes, lamb chops with white radish, the food is very good, but there is no meat."

Uncle Qing always had an ominous premonition that he couldn't go back, so he always spoke softly to Lao Bai these days.He sighed: "Is the unit starting to make ends meet again, Lao Bai, I buried a batch of gold and silver jewelry under the lake in our hometown, and when I have time, I dig it out and give half to the unit, and the remaining half will be your pension Bar."

After listening to Lao Bai: "What is my pension? It's called our pension. Let me tell you that I secretly added meals. I went to the small woods outside the Demon Supervisor's Office and found a nest of rats that didn't grow any hair. , I didn’t even open my eyes, it’s pink and tender, every mouthful is very fragrant, I’ll get you a nest when you come back.”

Uncle Qing also misses the smell of pink, tender and hairless mice: "It's cold, so don't go out all the time. Although the unit is poor, the air conditioner can still be turned on. Wait for me to go back." Lao Bai can dig out ten nests of mice. The two chatted for a while. The signal in the mountains is not good, and the phone calls are intermittent. Finally, Uncle Qing reminded Lao Bai: "Don't let the leader see you when you eat mice, or you will make twenty. Back to the teeth." Lao Bai chatted impatiently: "Okay, I understand, I secretly added food, hang up."

After finishing the phone call with Lao Bai, Uncle Qing looked at Xu Xiaobai and Zhou Qingyan who were waiting to share the tent.Uncle Qing had just finished calling Lao Bai, and he still had a soft heart. He stretched out his long snake letter, and the bright red snake letter swam in the air, retracted his mouth, and then looked Xu Xiaobai and Zhou Qingyan up and down: " Why don't you two live in one room, I feel that you two have some improper relationship between men and women."

Zhou Qingyan sincerely said to Uncle Qing: "We just have an improper relationship between men and men, thank you Uncle Qing for fulfilling it."

Uncle Qing felt that his lungs were going to explode, and he told the other two comrades: "You guys go clean up and live in a tent with me." Uncle Qing pointed to Xu Xiaobai and Zhou Qingyan, especially Zhou Qingyan: "Comrade Zhou, are you really It's too embarrassing, you two go in quickly, and don't come out if you call uncle in the future." It's okay for others to find any improper relationship, but there is no one to say it out shamelessly!

Xu Xiaobai packed up his things and lay on the ground with Zhou Qingyan. It was a novelty to live in a tent for the first time, so he was a little excited: "Is Uncle Qing the green snake that guards the gate, and Lao Bai is the white snake?"

The Green Snake and the White Snake who are guarding the gate, Zhou Qingyan is called the gatekeeper uncle.It is said to be guarding the gate, but it is actually the first line of defense leading to the center of the headquarters of the Demon Supervision Office. From the perspective of the human world, the green snake and white snake belong to the level of monsters that cannot be underestimated.The first line of defense is the two big snakes, blue and white, which deter many people or monsters with ulterior motives.Zhou Qingyan nodded: "It's the green snake and the white snake."

The green snake was completely different from what Xu Xiaobai thought. He turned his head to look at the male god: "Xiaoqing in my mind is fixed on the one in the legend of the new white lady. I feel a little uncomfortable seeing Uncle Qing."

Zhou Qingyan asked: "What is the legend of the new white lady?"

Xu Xiaobai excitedly began to tell the male god the story of the legend of the new white lady, from Xu Xian giving the umbrella to them giving birth to their son Xu Shilin, what a rabbit, he fell asleep while talking.

Zhou Qingyan looked at the top of the tent with his head resting on his hands, recalling the story Xu Xiaobai had told about the white snake marrying a frail scholar and having a son. I don't know what Uncle Qing would think.Zhou Qingyan had already smelled the smell of snakes, so Uncle Qing had been listening outside for a long time.

Zhou Qingyan pulled up the tent and went out, and sure enough, he saw Uncle Qing lying outside covered with a quilt. As soon as he saw Zhou Qingyan, he pointed at him and said, "Don't tell me about that horrible TV series, and don't call me Uncle."

About such a terrible TV series, Lao Bai actually likes to watch it. Every time after watching it, he would point to the people in it and say, look, that is you. Why do I think it is much prettier than the girl you turned into.Lao Bai is reading someone else's story completely, it has nothing to do with him, many years ago, they swam across the West Lake, lost an umbrella, a scholar brought it back, the look in the eyes seemed that the lady who put the umbrella should have happened to him order something.The old woman dressed in white was addicted, so she took the umbrella shyly and swallowed the scholar in one gulp.

Uncle Qing doesn't like this TV series, and always feels that a beauty like Lao Bai is coveted by others.Every time I watch this TV series, I always have to change the channel. Lao Bai laughed and let him change the channel. They have known each other for thousands of years. It has been too long. Uncle Qing feels that he really does not have the courage to have any other feelings.

Zhou Qingyan followed the good advice: "Mr. Qing, what are you doing alone?"

Calling Mr. Qing is also quite awkward.Uncle Qing said: "I am keeping watch at night." Green Snake looked at the sky, the sky in the mountains was dark and dark, and there was a kind of unnatural darkness. Ever since he arrived here, he had been feeling uneasy: "I'm worried that Xiao Xiao will come over. .”

Zhou Qingyan stood opposite the mountain wind, he could smell the smell of clamor, in the cool mountain wind there were other smells besides the smell of clamor, Zhou Qingyan couldn't distinguish it for a while.

He stood up and said to the green snake: "Keep watch at night, I'm going to see that scorpion." The green snake wanted to stop Zhou Qingyan, but Zhou Qingyan stood up and poured out the small stones in his shoes: "Shut up, I'm The secret weapon sent by the leader." Zhou Qingyan strode forward, and the green snake waited for him to walk a few hundred meters before reacting: "Don't think I don't know who you are, from the cleaning team, have you mastered any new skills? "

Zhou Qingyan waved his hand chicly: "My skills have always been invincible in the world." That is eating!

Zhou Qingyan moved forward following the smell of hustle and bustle, his speed was very fast, and he had arrived in a valley in the blink of an eye. Is this the valley that eats people?Zhou Qingyan stepped on the bottom of his feet, but there was no movement. He looked up to the top of the mountain and saw a huge black shadow, stretching his neck and looking down.Zhou Qingyan jumped up to the top of the mountain in a few steps, and the Xiao had already taken off into the air. Zhou Qingyan saw the first huge stone thrown towards Xiao from the sand, and it hit Xiao's head. Xiao let out a scream, but still fell.

Zhou Qingyan fell from the mountain to the place where Xiao landed, and found that Xiao had disappeared. The valley was so peaceful, Zhou Qingyan walked carefully in the dark, he smelled the smell of Xiao's blood, and that Xiao had indeed landed here. Gone now.Zhou Qingyan stepped into the valley, squatted down, and pressed the soil in the valley with his fingers.Hard, not soft.

Why did that bird disappear?

Just as Zhou Qingyan was about to stand up, a black shadow rushed towards him. It smelled faintly of a monster. The whole body of the black shadow was covered in black mist, making it impossible to distinguish its face.Zhou Qingyan saw the black shadow running towards his head, and wanted to bite his head off.

He dodged the black shadow, raised his foot and kicked it, and the black shadow took three or four steps back.The faint smell of monsters is almost unbearable, and it can't be smelled at all from a distance of more than ten meters. This is a big monster, and it is a ferocious beast.Zhou Qingyan felt the billowing malice from this monster, and it surged out almost uncontrollably, and the black mist on his body was also covered with malice.

They now stare at each other a few meters away.This kind of cynical malice, the malice felt in the second stage of wanting to destroy the world, probably only a big monster can have it.

But why did this big monster appear here? It is more suitable to wander around in the busy streets of the world and be a high-sounding villain!

Zhou Qingyan smiled: "I know who you are now, do you know who I am?"

Zhou Qingyan took a step towards the black shadow, and the black shadow took a step back quietly. They were getting faster and faster, and they had already started chasing each other. The speed of the black shadow was very fast, almost as fast as Zhou Qingyan, Zhou Qingyan I feel like I want to catch this big monster who has been in the second grade for many years!However, there was a sudden change at this moment, the big monster suddenly turned a corner, Zhou Qingyan also turned around, was stabbed by a dazzling light and closed his eyes, and then the big monster flew up, flying quickly gone.

Fly faster than run!Zhou Qingyan looked at the black shadow that had disappeared and smiled.This kind of big monster is the most exciting to eat!Now he felt that the crocodile could barely enter the mouth!

Then Zhou Qingyan looked at the ray of light and shouted, "Leader!"

The leader opened his eyes in the light, almost crying: "Xiao Zhou, I'm about to starve to death."

Zhou Qingyan squatted outside the Buddha's light, sincerely condolences: "Leader, you are not dead yet, you are still alive, I brought all the Ming coins, and I am going to burn one for you."

Zhao Qiankun cursed in the Buddha's light: "Mother Xipi, if you come two days later, you can really burn me." Qiankun Zhao MR felt that the Buddha's light on his body was about to fail. There are many dangerous things, just wait for the Buddha light to fail, and swallow him in one gulp.

Zhao Qiankun was afraid that the Buddha's light on his body would fail, so he was in a panic for several days, he dared not sleep, he didn't have anything to eat, but if he looked carefully, he was so haggard that he didn't look like a human, only ghostly.

Zhou Qingyan asked: "Leader, do you want to stay in the Buddha's light?"

Zhao Qiankun was about to cry: "Stay a bitch, I can't get out, and now I can't get it back no matter what, it's a motherfucker, I'm about to starve to death."