Army stab

【Socks】

The army has already advanced to keep up with the pace of the times, and the change of clothes after training in the sharp blade is specially washed for these soldiers. Of course, their Bayi underpants and socks are not included in the washing.

So, there are many legends about socks and underpants. It is said that some soldiers will accumulate 30 pairs of socks a month without washing them. So positive and negative, a pair of socks can be worn for a month, and it is said that some soldiers once saved one of their teammates during a mission with a pair of underwear that had not been washed for a month...

Of course, most of the rumors are unreliable, and you can't believe it after hearing it.

Let’s talk about this day, the soldiers and ruffians all stayed in Guan Zhong’s dormitory after training to play cards. The game was still Doudizhu. With everyone’s concerted efforts, the one who lived up to everyone’s expectations was the one who lost the worst.

After losing, there will naturally be punishment. Zhang Ran asked Guan Zhong to take off his clothes and go out naked. Sun Jing sneered, "Cut, even the flies flying in the entire base are males. Do you let him run naked to have sex? You and him?" Do you want to be gay?"

Zhang Ran: "..."

Su Mingyuan touched his chin: "Why don't you ask Guan Zhong to kiss the captain?"

Audience: "Do you want Guan Zhong to be disabled at the ninth level?"

Su Mingyuan: "..."

Ye Jue was silent for a moment: "Let him help us wash all the socks?"

Zhang Ran: "Okay, okay, can you wrap your underwear too?"

Guan Zhong: "Next time you dismantle the bomb, you will be ahead of me!"

Zhang Ran: "...Brother Guan, I made a wrong TAT."

……

The above is a bit far-fetched, anyway, that day Guan Zhong swore to the death to resist, and was escorted to the water room by all the soldiers arrogantly. It was full of pots, and the pots were filled with stinky socks.

Holding a wet towel in her hand, Sun Jing covered her nose and mouth, walked to the window, and thoughtfully helped Guan Zhong close the window.

Guan Zhong's face was full of cattle: "Quiet, don't treat me like this..."

Sun Jing smiled calmly, pointed to the opposite building and said, "Darling, I'll just hold the gun and watch you there, dear, don't open the window dear."

Guan Zhong: "..."

……

Three hours later, the sharp blade's horn suddenly sounded, and Hu Yijie's hoarse voice came from inside: "Fuck! Who the hell put biochemical weapons in the water room! I was almost smoked to death, Zhu Ke, where are you going?" Damn, Guan Zhong fainted in the water room, hurry up and save someone, I can't fucking breathe..."

【Bodyguard】

Although many of the sharp blade's tasks are in the deep mountains and old forests, it doesn't mean that these soldiers have to hide in the crevices of the grass piles all day long, and occasionally they still have some decent tasks.

For example, this time when a certain important person came to the mainland, many snipers and a few top-notch assaulters were drawn from the sharp blade to protect this important person.

Since they are important people, the place they will go to will naturally not be in the backcountry. Fortunately, the snipers are hiding in some kind of trash can or on the top floor of a building. Black sunglasses, mixed with the gang of burly men to act as bodyguards.

Guan Zhong was dragged to make up the numbers, and followed the important people in a majestic manner, while Ye Jue and Zhao Bowen had to hide in the surrounding crowd, one in the open and one in secret. In Ye Jue's words, Guan Zhong It's the one that attracts firepower and gets shot in the head.

This mission is the easiest to say, because it is basically impossible for anyone to break through the sniper protection circle set down by Sun Jing and Su Mingyuan. They have really eaten and drank these few days.

On the day the mission ended, this important person came to take a group photo with his bodyguards. When the photographer pressed the shutter, Guan Zhong was pushed to the front row by Ye Jue and Su Mingyuan, and this guy's big face remained on the screen. , The next day, he even appeared in the newspaper with this important person.

After returning to the base, Zhou Rong said that Guan Zhong, you boy, never knew what it means to be low-key, so he punished this guy to do one hour of special training every day-a whole hour of constantly changing his movements in front of the camera.

Of course, that mission was also beneficial, and it also made Guan Xiaojian a good marriage later on.

【Wheel X】

One day, the weather was cloudy and cloudy.

Xiao Bai accepted a mysterious task from his superiors. With a black face and sharp knives, everyone went to Wuzhi, and dragged them to an abandoned dance hall in a certain city.

This is a dance hall left over from the 80s of the last century. The building is very old and the gate is broken, but it is still firmly tied with iron chains, and it is difficult to kick it open.

"?" All the soldiers were stunned, they couldn't understand what their captain was doing.

Xiao Bai's face turned black and white, and he was silent for a while before he said: "The superior ordered that a gangster locked a hostage inside, and that hostage..."

"What happened to the hostage?" Sun Jing asked while nibbling on an Oreo.

"The hostages... have been hit by ten incense, soft tendons, invincible, aphrodisiac, ecstasy, bone erosion, endless days, nights, minutes, seconds, bravely climbing the peak, intoxicated, eternal, immortal, greatly lengthened, lengthened, thickened, thickened, stronger, and stronger. "

Xiao Bai rubbed his temples with one hand, and squeezed the small note in his hand. After reading, three veins popped out on his forehead.

"..." Sun Jing's Oreo fell to the ground.

"..." The bomb in Guan Zhong's hand fell to the ground.

"..." Su Mingyuan's sniper rifle fell to the ground.

"..." Ye Jue's jaw fell to the ground.

"...Captain, what is the name of that poor hostage?" Sun Jing picked up the Oreo, blew on it and put it in her mouth.

"It's called..." Xiao Bai looked at the small note, frowning into a plain word: "Second young master of the Heng family..."

"Is it actually it? I heard it was the one who sent me and the political commissar away," a faint voice suddenly came from the corner, Wu Yu stood calmly, with a calm smile and murderous eyes.

"So it's it, it's the one that makes me eat Oreos every day, and everyone who eats them has tooth decay, dear," Sun Jing snorted and rolled her eyes.

"Damn it! It's actually it! Damn you bastard, you wrote the wise and powerful Lao Tzu abruptly as a sharp-edged boss. Damn, you can't explain it because you're so hard-pressed. Is there any reason, dear!" Guan Zhong said indignantly.

"You are all enough... The worst thing is whether I am good or not," Ye Jue squeezed his fists and looked at the sky in grief, "I heard that the first ending was that you all lived well, but I died to protect Xiao Bai, In the end, this fellow married a wife, had children, got promoted and made a fortune, don’t explain it, my dear!”

Crowd: "..."

Xiao Bai coughed and walked slowly: "Really, I heard that it has changed the ending. The final ending is that I fucked you hard for three days and three nights, and then we both died on the bed?"

Crowd: "..."

Ye Jue: "You, you, you, you are obscene, you are wretched!"

Xiao Bai: "Oh, actually three days and three nights really look down on me."

Crowd: "..."

Sun Jing: "Forget it, you can save anyone, let's just forget about the second young master of the Heng family, Captain, why don't we withdraw?"

Crowd: "Good idea, great idea!"

So, all the sharp-edged soldiers and bastards left, and the second young master of the Heng family... died...

The end of the full text, HE finale

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