Mutants' Daily Life [Comprehensive British and American]

……miss you?

Before that, Tony had never found his assistant and bodyguard to be so childlike.

They showed a deep belief in the nonsense made up by Carlos.

Pepper Potts, Tony's exclusive female assistant, who is not beautiful enough, but has an exceptional degree of education and ability to handle affairs, always wears professional suits and tries her best to look ten years older to look mature, bends down and picks it up. With the documents scattered on the ground, he calmly joked, "What's so doubtful? In fact, I used to have all the inherent concepts... as early as I saw the legendary handsome, uninhibited, and intelligent billionaire boss. Later, I found out..."

Tony: "And genius scientists, playboys... By the way, thanks for the compliment."

"... You're welcome! I found out that despite all the glamorous appearance, it's just a person who can't even remember his social security number, will starve to death without his assistant, and spends time in the underground laboratory researching, researching, and forgetting to eat and sleep. Research, it seems that drinking motor oil can continue to live forever, after a lifeless, engineering and engineering nerd... was completely reshaped."

Tony: "Correct you a little bit, I'm in the underground lab, I've never drank motor oil, and no one can live on it."

Happy glanced at the two children, who raised their hands like elementary school students: "Boss, I'm a little curious, why don't you want them?"

"Because they are disobedient." Tony replied casually.

He seems to have lost interest in this topic, holding a big hammer, beating something hard like a manual laborer, and continued: "I don't like being disturbed by someone when I make a decision. , neither angels nor demons."

"That's right."

Happy nodded approvingly.

Tony stopped for a moment, and the face on the high-definition screen was obviously stunned.

He turned his head slowly, raised his head, and moved his eyes back and forth: "Wait, you don't really believe it, do you? Hey, Happy! Hey, Pepper! Please, use you IQ, move your heads, don't let it rust! Is it possible for such a fantastic thing to happen in real life?"

"Boss, you are wise and mighty, boss, you are omnipotent! No matter what happens to the boss, I will not be surprised."

Happy put on a loyal and honest expression, but said exaggeratedly flattering.

Tony gave him a supercilious look!

Pepper blinked.

She thought about it, and replied from a very realistic point of view: "Personally, I am more willing to believe this. After all, fantasy events should be easier than dealing with your illegitimate child. At least, the former, no one Letter; the latter, everyone will be interested."

"Good imagination, but unfortunately not. I don't have an illegitimate child, and I can't give birth to a child of this age." Tony threw the tools at hand roughly aside.

"Bring them to my house."

As he gave the order, he briefly introduced a few words: "You don't have to be afraid of them, they are just two children who look a little weird, treat them as ordinary... no, just treat them as children with a little more destructive power..."

"It's rude to say that, Tony, I don't look weird, you're jealous of my handsomeness."

"Don't you think... um, blue is pretty?"

Carlos and Kurt cut in at the same time.

"It looks like there's nothing scary about it."

Pepper saw that the faces of the two children were obviously unhappy, but they were just sulking, and after they didn't do anything scary, they couldn't help but make a comment.

At the same time, after regaining her sanity, she quickly exerted the professional qualities of a shrewd and capable assistant.

She first instructed Happy to go out and buy a pullover coat, intending to cover up the weird appearance of the two children first, and then asked Happy to drive an empty car in the underground parking lot. The two of them were taken down a special passage and sent quietly to Tony.

"No, I don't need it, you can just buy a coat for Kurt." Carlos said while calmly putting away his little wings skillfully.

The coat he recently wore was specially designed by Mrs. Maria. On the back, there are two holes that look like decorations, so that when he wants to spread his wings, he can freely stretch out his wings, not always To puncture clothes.

"Amazing." Pepper sighed involuntarily as he watched the scene where the wings disappeared out of thin air.

Then, she turned her head to look at Kurt, and gestured: "Uh...his blue color, and tail..."

"This won't work." Carlos spread his hands, indicating that he was helpless.

However, he still remembers turning his head and adding a reassuring sentence to Kurt, who had a disturbed expression: "Blue is pretty. Really, Mr. Hank is also blue."

Kurt immediately opened his eyes happily, and his tail swayed.

"Okay, I see, a pullover coat, Happy..." Pepper roughly estimated the figure of Nightcrawler with his eyes, and continued to turn his head to explain the details to Happy.

Noticing Carlos stretching his wings, Tony couldn't help but move his eyes slightly on the other side of the screen.

Because, he noticed a detail, that is, Carlos has not folded his wings.

Although most of the time, he likes to spread his wings, because it is more comfortable.

But that was only in the academy. In fact, he rarely showed such a casual side in front of people, especially after the incident with Scott last time, he would hide himself well in front of outsiders.

But this time, he was outside, with his wings spread out all the time, standing beside the blue-skinned child... Maybe it was because there was a little friend beside him who couldn't hide his "differentness from ordinary people".

This is...accompanying each other to face other people's attention, and all kinds of good or bad sights and gazes. Is it another form of "sharing joys and sorrows"?

Hey, there are times when bears are caring?

He couldn't help laughing and teasing: "Carlos, I don't see that you are still a good friend."

"What?" Carlos blinked incomprehensibly. After noticing that Tony waved his arms and made a gesture of wings, he understood what the other party was talking about.

"Oh, you said this?" He replied casually: "It's just a small thing. I asked Kurt to accompany me out... Kurt is very good, I like him very much, he is mine... Ugh ,Brothers."

Nightcrawler looked at the two people in confusion, not understanding what they were talking about.

But he could hear Carlos' last words clearly.

So, he bared his small fangs again.

The small triangular tail stood up, bent an arc happily, and a 'little devil's smile' appeared on his face.

after an hour,

Carlos and Kurt arrived at Tony's villa successfully with the help and companionship of Pepper and Happy according to the normal procedure.

"welcome."

When Pepper walked in with the two children, a voice with an English accent sounded so abruptly.

"Who? Tony, did you hire a housekeeper?" Pepper looked up in surprise.

She looked back and forth, trying to find where the voice came from.

At this time, a robotic arm was holding a cup, and it slid over in a trembling way. It was unknown whether the cup was tea or fruit juice. As it slid tremblingly, it left a long water mark.

"Thank you y (Xiao Dai)!"

Pepper was helpless, took the empty cup with a sigh, and patted the mechanical arm comfortingly.

Carlos's eyes lit up, he suddenly spread his wings and flew over.

"Carlos?" Kurt called out in surprise.

The next moment, Carlos hugged the mechanical arm tightly.

He warmly hugged the robotic arm, and said hello happily: "Xiaodai!"

Then, he fell down from mid-air again, pointed at the mechanical arm, turned his head and introduced to Kurt, "Xiaodai, brother of Xiaodai No. 2 in my room."

Kurt recalled the silver cylindrical robot that often fought with Carlos: "Uh... this brother looks a little different."

However, Derby seemed very happy, he shook himself lively.

So, 'Bang bang bang! 'All the fragile objects around, were all knocked to the floor by it.

Pepper has already started to look through the phone book helplessly, planning to find a well-reviewed housekeeping company to clean up.

"I didn't hire a butler."

Tony's voice sounded, he was wearing a black vest, unkempt like a worker at a roadside construction site, he came out of the basement, even holding a wrench in his hand.

"You, Xiaodai!" While carefully avoiding the water marks on the ground and those fragile residues, he pointed at the robotic arm and threatened Xiaodai viciously: "I swear, if you make more trouble, I will dismantle you!" Drop it, soak your motherboard, and make you into a bookshelf!"

Xiao Dai immediately took two steps back in fear, and then knocked down more things.

Carlos blinked, turned his head, and shouted accusingly: "Tony! You scared him. You are too fierce to Xiaodai No. 2's brother! Didn't you like him very much before? You also proudly said to me, He is the manifestation of your wisdom."

"But not now."

Tony said quickly: "My wisdom is constantly increasing, but he is constantly regressing. Now he is stupid and stupid. He is completely useless and scrapped. The most suitable place to go is the trash can. The reason why he can still I exist in this room because of my kindness, compassion and compassion..."

Xiaodai made a mechanical sound that was almost whimpering in a humane manner, and hung down as if the power was cut off.

"Sir, Xiaodai is sad."

That British accent sounded abruptly again.

"Who the hell is this?" Pepper frowned and looked around: "Tony, where is your new butler?"

"As I said, I didn't hire a housekeeper."

Tony repeated it again: "This is Jarvis, another brand new masterpiece of my wit... Jarvis, leave Derpy alone! Let him grieve, though I suspect he doesn't even know what it is, There is no such program either. But anyway, he is a fool, and a fool has the right to be sad... By the way, don't play with him, a fool may be contagious."

"Jarvis?" Carlos asked curiously, "Who is Jarvis?"

"I just invented a new gadget, whatever you want to call it, artificial intelligence? In short, at present, he needs a lot of learning. He is still a blank sheet of paper, or a baby less than one month old."

"You actually invented artificial intelligence?"

Pepper exclaimed, "Oh my God, Tony, that's amazing! So, that's why you've been skipping work lately?"

"Keep that look of admiration and shock a little longer, Miss Potts."

Tony slowed down his speech, gestured for a photo with his fingers, and said triumphantly and narcissistically: "Quick, cheer for your boss! He is such a genius, so unparalleled!"

In the room, there was a clear cry of a baby immediately.

"Jarvis! what'gwithyou?"

The smug expression on Tony's face was instantly wiped away, and he gritted his teeth and shouted.

At the same time, he turned his head violently and stared at a certain place in the air to show his anger.

But seriously, he's cute like that.

"Sir, you said, I am a baby less than one month old." Jarvis replied politely and clearly.

"I don't get it...Tony, you had a baby?"

Unwilling to be lonely, Carlos interjected in confusion, "I don't understand, I'm the god, and I didn't approve, how can you have a baby?"

"Shut up, no one is allowed to speak, including you, Derpy! Carlos, I didn't have a baby."

Tony couldn't bear it anymore and gave an ultimatum: "Jarvis, shut up too."

He violently threw the wrench back, and the loud sound of landing made everyone in the room tremble subconsciously.

Then, he strode over without seeing him, dragged Carlos to a corner, pressed his hand on Carlos' shoulder, and asked in a low voice: "Boy, now, you'd better give me a You skipped school, skipped classes, and came to me to talk nonsense, plus reasonable reasons for making trouble."

"Uncle Howard and Uncle Barnes set off to find Captain America." Carlos quickly answered him in a low voice.

Kurt and Pepper on the side were both surprised to see the big and small whispering secretly over there.

soon……

"Ok."

Tony let go of his hand, and helped Carlos straighten his collar: "This reason is very good."

He turned around very simply, typed a few times on the computer keyboard next to him, and then hurriedly turned and walked into the house: "Pepper, I need to take a vacation, arrange a private jet and a more reliable pilot for me. As for the location, maybe an island... Carlos, you two, don't just stand there, come here, follow me..."

"Tony!" Pepper shouted in disbelief, "There will be a new product fair tomorrow..."

"I believe in you baby, you're the best! You can handle it!"

"Tony, where are we going?" Carlos asked.

"Of course we're going..." Tony froze for a moment.

He grabbed Carlos and said, "Don't tell me, you don't know the location."

Carlos gave him a very innocent smile back.

"Damn it, what are you doing here?"

"……miss you?"