Mutants' Daily Life [Comprehensive British and American]

Nothing good happened today!

After Professor Charles entered the police station, he found out why Scott hadn't come out.

In addition to the mutants who can make ice, they also had a surprise.

A bad boy with a full face was standing in the center of the room, with a smirk, he used the flame in his hand to shrink the policemen into a corner like a frightened quail.

And the boy they already knew named Bobby Drake frowned and stood on the other side trying to stop him: "Stop, John, you're going to burn the house down."

"Shut up, I'm leaving here, you can stay longer if you like, but I don't want to!" John said in a bad tone.

"No, you're going to be wanted like this. Listen, John, if you were like me. If you didn't do anything, then you wouldn't be in jail. Calm down, I'm like you, we just have to explain... "Bobby was arguing irritably, and unconsciously made a big hockey puck in his hand.

"I think you both should stop first..." Scott pressed his finger on the red quartz glasses regulator and said, "Listen to me first..."

"Who are you tm?"

"none of your business."

Scott was silent for a second, raised his eyebrows behind the lens, and made a brief comment: "It's a tacit understanding."

Therefore, when Professor Charles entered the police station, he saw three young mutants confronting each other in a triangle, which could trigger an explosion at any moment.

And those policemen who have been terrified have already begun to draw their guns with shaking hands...

"Damn it." Charles said a rare curse.

He tilted his head slightly, and couldn't help complaining to Alex in a low voice: "As soon as I met Eric, I knew that nothing good happened this day."

Alex laughed all of a sudden, thinking that Charles' unreasonable anger was very funny.

He moved his fingers indifferently: "It's not a big deal, professor. It's just a bunch of little brats who just have abilities but can't use them. Do you want me to take action? We'll finish them in 5 minutes!"

"You're making too much noise, let me do it."

Charles sighed, and lightly pressed his fingers against his forehead.

The world has changed at this moment...

All the police stopped drawing their guns.

They smiled and started chatting, working, and printing documents as usual, turning a blind eye to the three mutants standing in the middle.

Alex pushed the professor's wheelchair and passed in front of them openly.

Charles gave a friendly smile.

At the same time, Charles' gentle voice sounded in the minds of the three mutants: "Follow me, children."

————————————————————

"Encrypted channel xxxx, code name Bob, project Deadpool, task number: Spider."

After a burst of electric sizzle, a formulaic voice sounded: "It's ok, Agent Bob, you can report the progress of the mission."

"First of all, I hope that my reservations about Deadpool, the new recruit in the department, will be taken seriously!"

Detective Bob said.

"...As I said before, although I was indeed in the army and worked with Wade Wilson, that is, Deadpool for a period of time, it does not mean that we are familiar with each other."

He seemed to choke up, and continued: "I can't do this 'administrator' job, Deadpool is an annoying talker, and the only friendship we have is that he holds a knife against my diao , forced me to take out all the money and buy him cigarettes and alcohol..."

"Wait, I don't see how this has anything to do with your mission, Agent Bob."

"I have to explain the cause and effect."

"……All right."

"After this bastard changed his name to Deadpool, he became even worse, and even more unreasonable than before! He has no rules, a disordered brain, reckless impulsiveness, sloppy behavior, and no rules..."

"Agent Bob, focus!"

The voice on the other side of the phone was completely helpless.

"The point is that I can't find him!"

"what?"

"At the moment before the mission!! Can't find him!!! Do you understand?"

"……do not understand."

"He let me dove! He disappeared! He said he was hungry to buy a hot dog, and then, he disappeared!!"

"..."

"Dr. Parker, whom we are going to capture, has already boarded the plane! However, I am still looking for this bastard who wants to perform a mission but disappears to some remote corner of the earth to buy hot dogs!"

"..."

"I apply to be transferred from this position!"

"Deadpool is a unique weapon. He has abilities that ordinary people can't match. He has unlimited potential. He is different..."

"Yes, normal people can't be as annoying as him."

"...Listen, Agent Bob! You're Deadpool's administrator, and he's in your charge. Whatever it is, as long as it pleases him and keeps him working smoothly, you have to do it!"

"I remember, you didn't treat the Winter Soldier like this before!"

Bob protested loudly: "You can also freeze Deadpool and brainwash him! Teach him to act according to instructions! Make him obedient! Aren't we Hydra? Isn't Hydra the villain? Why does the villain hold back so much? bent?"

"Because that's Deadpool, not Winter Soldier. He has a self-healing factor, and brainwashing doesn't have much effect on him. Moreover, his personality is more individual..."

"Is that a personality?? That's crazy!! Listen, the Winter Soldier is still recruiting administrators? I can apply for a salary reduction and transfer, and I can do odd jobs, please!"

"Bob, the Winter Soldier thing is classified!"

"Damn it, I won't ask."

"Agent Bob, you need to know one thing, you are a consumable, and Deadpool is not."

"What if I resign?"

"What are the consequences, you know."

"Can you say one thing that I can do that will ease this fucking situation?"

"Go to find Deadpool, coax him to hold him, and do everything possible to make him work."

"But it's too late! It's too late! Dr. Parker is already on the plane!!"

"Understood, if the mission fails, I will record it in your mission record, and then I will send another agent to continue. By the way, I will also remember to deduct your bonus for this month!"

"My God!! You have nothing to deduct Deadpool's wages!!!"

"Because...he's going on strike?"

"Fuck!!"