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Come on, why is it subtle? "

"Let's use an analogy." I said, "You got No.2 in the exam, would you ask the teacher to secretly ask the teacher for the No.1 test paper for you to analyze?"

Gao Dapang shook his head: "No, I will openly ask No.1 for test paper analysis."

"..." Talking to these two straight men, my heart is full of endless ups and downs, "Forget it, I can't tell you clearly, anyway, I have to keep this matter a secret." I turned around and clicked the mouse, "Hey , Fatty, how to clear this search record?"

The national men's fencing team is made up of a group of 24K pure electric whites. Only Gao Dapang knows a little bit of PS. For this reason, he often despises our Meitu Xiuxiu, so we are used to looking for him when there is a problem with our mobile phone or computer.Gao Dapang came over to help me fiddle with it for a long time but failed to remove the word "Ling Xiao". At this time, Lao Qi actually said: "Stupid, why don't you search for something else, just squeeze him down."

Gao Dapang was surprised: "I can't see it, Brother Seven, you are so smart!" Then he searched for me decisively.

I suddenly saw the keywords he was searching for me: "Hey, don't search for AV seeds!" I hurriedly stopped Gao Dapang, not wanting my pure Lenovo to be tarnished!

"Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot that you are not a straight man."

Then Ah searched for "GV seed" for me in the search bar...

I didn't even notice, what kind of monsters and monsters are these national teams!

It seems that I can't sleep after this lazy sleep. I plan to wash up and have breakfast. I thought about the oolong just now, and I was a little worried. I secretly opened the door and took a look in the corridor.Ling Xiao's dormitory is diagonally across from us. The door of the dormitory is closed at this moment, and there is no movement inside.

Ling Xiao has always been self-disciplined, and the word "sleep late" is not in the dictionary at all. At this point, he must have gone to the playground downstairs to run laps, or to swim in the swimming pool next door.I feel that even if the fencing team is tortured to the point of being annihilated by Lao Hu, Ling Xiao can still get up from the bones everywhere, burst out with internal strength, and avenge us!

But you said that you are a fencing learner, and you also practice long-distance running and swimming. What are you doing? We don’t need such good physical strength to engage in saber, okay?Is it to keep fit?Well, after all, he is also a prince-level figure in the fencing team... I scratched my hair and yawned and was about to close the door when I heard a "click", and the door of Ling Xiao's room opened!

This door opening was too sudden, I didn't have time to close the door, and I bumped into Ling Xiao who came out of the door. He was wearing a white round neck long T, with his black kappa backpack on one shoulder, and a pair of white Converse on his feet. Even though he is facial paralyzed, this simple and refreshing outfit coupled with that handsome face makes him look extremely youthful.Seeing me, he seemed, seemed, seemed to be taken aback for a moment, then nodded to me, and left.

This greeting is very characteristic of Ling Xiao. Sometimes you don't know whether he is greeting you or moving his jaw with necrotic nerves. After all, he never waits for you to reply him with "good morning" or something.I took a closer look at his paralyzed face just now. I don’t know if I’m guilty of guilt. I always feel that today’s facial paralyzed face seems to be slightly different from usual. Thinking about it, I couldn't help but feel a little panicked, realizing that Ling Xiao's moment of stupefaction just now was probably a burst of acting skills...

I walked to the balcony uneasily and looked down. Ling Xiao was riding a mountain bike. He changed his backpack to his shoulders, and the back of the bike disappeared under the shade of the trees.

Is there any more beautiful and vigorous picture in this world than the beautiful iceberg boy in white clothes riding a bicycle?

Of course there is, that is when you fight with the princes and win the smile of the iceberg beauty in the end.I think now, if I can make Ling Xiao laugh, even if I am asked to take off the pants of Gao Dapang and Lao Qi, I will be willing.But if this is the case, Ling Xiao will only think that I am playing a hooligan.Well, if he can think that I am playing a hooligan and condemn me with fiery eyes, it will be quite exciting~

As I rinsed my mouth, I thought about it, did Ling Xiao laugh at me subtly the moment I opened the door?If he really laughed, it wouldn't be too scary, it means he heard everything!How could I rely on him to be in the dormitory today?Why don't you play cards according to common sense, this man!

"Maizi, are you posting on Weibo today?" Lao Qi suddenly smiled mysteriously, "You can take a selfie and post it on Weibo right now, the hairstyle is awesome!"

I spat out the toothpaste foam and looked up, and my Super Saiyan hairstyle was reflected in the mirror.

I rubbed my hair in disbelief, and thought to myself, is this how Ling Xiao bumped into me when I opened the door?

So the looseness of the corners of his mouth and eyebrows is not my illusion?

...Hey, big brother, you can laugh boldly if you want to laugh, I won't feel offended at all, why are you holding back...

I don't know why I don't have any regrets about losing face. What I regret is that I have lost face and haven't made the beautiful man laugh...

It's a good Sunday. For an otaku like me, there is nothing to do other than surfing the Internet in the dormitory.I haven't been on Weibo for a few days, and today I mustered up the courage to log in. Well, I'm still asking Ling Xiao, is this going to end?Ling Xiao never said a single word to you. I work hard every day to take selfies and make up jokes to make you happy, but the result is not as good as Ling Xiao's "thousands of miles of ice and snow drifting" face.

Lao Qi commented: "Don't be unconvinced. Rare things are more expensive. This has been the case for thousands of years. Ling Xiao's photos are hard to come by. Your photos have been made into emoticons. Let's talk about human beings. Ling Xiao is hard to find a smile, if you smile like this every day, it is naturally worthless."

I understand the truth, but can you be more tactful?

Gao Dapang retorted: "Maizi, don't listen to Seventh Brother's nonsense, I just love to see your expression b... Your smiling face makes me feel good~"

I pretended not to hear his "slip of the tongue" and forced a smile.

Well, anyway, I couldn’t get a photo of Ling Xiao, so I just posted a Weibo saying that I had a bad cold, and the doctor told me that I can’t participate in training until Wednesday, and I have to rest well. Maybe I won’t come up to see you these days .

It sold out badly, and the results were immediate, and the fans immediately responded to me: Maizi, take care of your body, your body is the most important thing, we will wait for you, remember to bring Ling Xiao to appear on Weibo next time!

Hehe, I don't care for this kind of fans!

Looking forward to the stars and looking forward to the moon is looking forward to Wednesday on the calendar.The training of the fencing team is actually quite boring, with repeated steps, movements, and sparring every day. When I was tortured by Lao Hu, I would look at Ling Xiao, who is next door to Kendo. He is wearing a white fencing suit, with steady steps and beautiful movements. Eyes focused.Especially the eyes. You can’t see your eyes through the metal mask during the official competition, but the training requirements are not so strict. It’s probably because you’re used to seeing Ling Xiao’s cold eyes. When he holds the sword in his hand, his eyes seem to be heated. When I woke up, the contrast, like the daytime and midnight eyes of a feline, was nuclear-bomb-level lethal to a gay dude like me.

"Qiao Mai!" Old Hu, who was holding a DSLR, noticed me who was distracted and lazy.

"Yoxi! Let's go!" I tried my best to practice the attack again, and the old Hu never wanted to catch me!

Over there, Ling Xiao suddenly struck out Zhang Ting's saber. Zhang Ting was stunned by the sudden defensive counterattack, because he was the attacker at the moment, and Ling Xiao was practicing defensive moves, so it was logical The one who should fight back was inexplicably blocked by Ling Xiao and slashed on the arm holding the sword.Ling Xiao's defensive counterattacks have always caused headaches for opponents, and some people have posted a special post to study it. In the game, not many people may be able to avoid it, not to mention that Zhang Ting is not prepared at the moment, no wonder the sword has been dropped.

I was also puzzled, and looked at Ling Xiao distractedly. He suppressed his breath and said "Sorry", picked up the saber and handed it back to Zhang Ting, without explaining the movement of blocking and fighting back.

During lunch, Gao Dapang talked about Ling Xiao flying Zhang Ting's saber, and seemed to have found a place to pick Ling Xiao's thorns again: "They are all practicing defensive moves. What is he sneaking up on? It's too bad." Respect your teammates."

I contradicted him: "You don't understand, this shows that Ling Xiao is really strong, you see his defensive counterattack is completely instinctive, and it is not controlled by the brain! That sword cut is so beautiful..."

Lao Qi picked up the coriander: "You mean that Ling Xiao's hands are not controlled by his brain? I really feel sorry for Qiao Mai, your ability to praise and criticize in secret..."

The old seven's talk stopped abruptly in the middle-Ling Xiao walked past us with lunch!The three of us were stunned halfway as if we had been hit by frost. I saw Ling Xiao walk up to his window seat, which had remained unchanged for thousands of years, pull out the chair and sit down, cursing Lao Qi for not being able to speak. Ling Xiao must have heard it. Custody put this on my head again, Lao Qi, you have been cheating me for 20 years!

Today Ling Shaoxia finally didn't order any fish, and his eating speed was obviously much faster. He finished eating and left before us.I suddenly remembered what Gao Dapang said last time, and I stretched my neck to take a look. As Gao Dapang said, there was a lot of food left on Ling Xiao's plate.

This future Olympic runner-up who is perfect in my eyes has finally been found by me to have a shortcoming - waste!

Since he wastes food, he will waste other things in his life, such as not turning off the lights when he goes out, throwing away toothpaste when he is not used up, not turning off the soap when he takes a bath...water...

My thoughts suddenly froze, and the sound of spraying water from the shower seemed to ring in my ears. Having a fever, I hurriedly lowered my head to eat, and cursed myself that I was really dizzy, thinking about these messy things.