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What are you anxious about, PO master, I am working hard, okay? !

The number of comments is still rising, and when I think of the group photo that is nowhere in sight, I feel devastated.

"Hey, who of you can PS?" I asked.

"PS? I will!" Gao Dapang, who was surfing the Internet, turned around excitedly.

I hurriedly flattered him: "Big Fatty, can you PS a group photo for me? Treat you to dinner another day!"

Old Qi on the balcony sprayed out mouthwash: "Qiao Mai, you can't do that!"

Gao Dapang is eager to try: "It's right to find me, why really go to Ling Xiao's iceberg, not to mention the photo of you two together, even the bed photo I can show you P!"

So the two of us got together to pick up the photos. I have too many photos, so I don’t worry about it. What worries me is Ling Xiao’s photos.Fortunately, Lao Hu loves photography. When we were training, he would sometimes get very excited and take a few pictures of us being abused, and then when everyone was chatting happily in the circle of friends of the fencing team, he would suddenly take those people Disgusting abuse photos were posted on the circle of friends, watching all of us stand in silence, leader Hu's dark heart must have been greatly satisfied.

Gao Dapang and I chose one out of thousands of choices. The photo is a scene where everyone fell apart and sat on the ground drinking water after a training session. Ling Xiao happened to be in the focus of the lens, and it was relatively clear. Anyway, this girl is handy. One shot is 360 degrees with no dead angle, so I want to be tall and fat and put my rest photo next to him.

The fact that two people can sit and rest together proves that they have a good relationship.

After choosing Ling Xiao's, it's time to choose mine.

Fatty Gao: "Just this one, I'm drinking water too~"

Me: "This one doesn't work, it makes me look big..."

"What about this one? This one has a good angle and looks more natural!"

"Forget this one, it shows that my legs are shorter..."

Lao Qi couldn't bear it: "Qiao Mai, please do your best, don't do these crooked ways, if Ling Xiao finds out, I will be embarrassed for you if you are not embarrassed! And you actually want Big Fatty to give you PS, I asked him last time Help me make my face whiter, and my face comes out with a holy light! My mother doesn’t even recognize it! If you want me to say that you should honestly find someone to take a photo with, isn’t he going to change shifts with you next week? There is still a chance!"

Facing pictures of myself sticking out my tongue like a tired dog, or dying like a salted fish, I really didn't have the courage to put such a self next to Ling Xiao.What Lao Qi said is also reasonable, next time Ling Xiao will take my class anyway, if it is shameless enough, it is not impossible for me to get close to him.It's just that this time I can't be put on by him again, I have to find an excuse that he can't refuse...

Every Wednesday, Lao Qi and I will do the cleaning together. Next Wednesday, Ling Xiao will take over my shift. At that time, I can pretend to leave beforehand, and then pretend to rush back after finishing the work. At this time, Lao Qi can cooperate. I'm acting in a play, such as spraining my ankle, looking for a girlfriend in a hurry, then how else can Ling Xiao choose?Isn't it just me?Plan to pass!

Alas, in the final analysis, it's all Ling Xiao's fault for being too annoying. An honest and good young man like me has been forced into a scheming boy!

"What a scheming boy, you are a scheming boy!" Lao Qi said.

But Weibo comments are still increasing, how can this be?

Lao Qi walked over and pressed the notebook: "Take this opportunity to quit Weibo."

My eyes went dark with joy, Lao Qi is courageous, now my world is completely clean.

Lying on the bed bored, I remembered what Zhang Ting said, I can’t sleep and I don’t want to check Weibo, so it’s okay to go to the post bar and go around.

Post Bar is a post bar called "Fencing Enthusiasts". When I was learning saber, I also hang out here. I have posted many posts and learned a lot. Now I occasionally come here to guide rookies and encourage them. Encourage newcomers.

There was a post on the homepage asking why the point of the sword was always inaccurate. On the first and second floors, I asked LZ whether he studied foil or epee, but he didn't expect that the host was studying saber.Looking at the meaning of many replies, they are all saying that it is enough to practice all kinds of chops with the saber, and the straight thrust is used less, and it is not the main scoring method.

This reminds me of the time when I first learned saber. I really relied on slashing to score points with the saber, because the attack range is wider and the scoring is easier after matching the pace. The thing is, later on, when I competed with more and more masters, the gap appeared, especially against players who were taller than myself and had long hands and legs. Many times I was pushed to the bottom line, and I saw an empty gap at the critical moment. But the distance was not enough to strike, and at this moment, I remembered that I could still stab him. I put all my eggs in one crouch to attack and stab straight, but the tip of the sword in my hand was floating around as if teasing me. The opponent easily dodged backwards.

In the duel between masters, the details often determine the success or failure. No one is better than the other, and it may be the turn of the inconspicuous stab to decide the key point.Don't forget that there are many masters who first practice foil and then switch to saber. When it comes to straight thrusts, the starting point is higher than those who learn saber.I thought about it and planned to reply to this girl.

I replied for a long paragraph with real feelings, only to find out after refreshing that another person also replied at the same time. Compared with my long-winded speech, the other party’s answer was just one sentence: try to practice double flying more.

The ID that replied at the same time as me is called "Wufeng". ID almost only appears in technical discussion posts, and the reply content is often in place, with little nonsense.

I counted the number of words in my reply one by one, tsk tsk, 78 words, these adjectives, adverbs, prepositions, and a routine of encouragement at the end, compared with Wufeng's concise and concise reply, how wordy it is.Obviously, what I mean is the same as him. I suggest that you practice more wrist strength and finger control, such as stabbing and double flying. Why is it so nonsense in my place?Is it true that what Lao Qi said, because I am not straight enough?

Wufeng and I are not considered acquaintances in Tieba, so when I happen to see him agree with me, I will reply with a like, usually I like three or five times, and this buddy only returns me a "thank you".

This time I couldn't help but answer him: Brother Wufeng again, what a coincidence!

After waiting for a while and nothing happened, I thought that Wufeng had gone offline, but when I refreshed, I saw that he actually replied to me.

Windless: It's a coincidence.

I got up from the bed and quickly typed to find a topic: When I was not flexible in my hands, the coach also asked me to practice rope skipping, and the effect was really good! OK, click send~

After a while, Wufeng replied: Well, I heard you say it before.

I was stunned, Wufeng actually heard what I said before?Hey, is it evil?I can't even remember when I said it on the post bar.

Me: Did I say that before?Hahahaha I don't even remember!

I don't know if I said something wrong, but Wufeng didn't reply to me after that.

I thought about it for a long time, and felt that the string of "hahahaha" probably drove people away. In fact, I am much better now than before. For the image of the national team, I don't use emoticons very much.Turning off the phone and laying on the bed, I thought to myself that I must kill all the onomatopoeia next time and be a clean person.

The next day is Sunday, and the team will also have a day off. Although Lao Hu is a ghost, he also understands the principle that only by being flexible can abuse last longer.It was a rare day that I could sleep in late, but before I woke up naturally, I heard Lao Qi knocking on the edge of my bed, as if asking me to borrow something.

Excuse me, I hugged the pillow and turned over, you are free to do anything except underwear, just please don't disturb my dream.

As soon as my head was confused again, I heard Lao Qi yelling: "Qiao Mai, you can do it! Ling Xiao, whose search bar is full of water, Ling Xiao competition, Ling Xiao National Games, Ling Xiao Youth Olympic Games..."

I squinted my eyes, lost all sleepiness, and said "fuck" in my head, jumped out of bed and pressed the notebook: "Old Qi, do you still have morals, peeking at my computer while I'm sleeping?! "

"What is peeking? I just asked you to let me agree!"

I remembered something like this, and looked back at his desk: "Where's your notebook?"

"My notebook is broken. I need to check something. I asked you to borrow my mobile phone because it is inconvenient. I opened your browser and saw it by the way. Tsk tsk, you said you pull down the form, let me see if you searched it." Ling Xiao Girlfriend 'ah...'

It was so quiet in the dormitory corridor this early in the morning, I kept booing him: "Please, keep your voice down!" Looking down again, the drop-down list in the search bar was indeed filled with entries starting with "Ling Xiao". Who developed it?Isn't this stupid?

I thought to myself never to use this stupid engine again, and suddenly realized that Lao Qi and Gao Dapang were silent, and the two of them were staring at me meaningfully.

I explained: "I just want to search for his game videos, what's the fuss, I've never searched for 'Ling Xiao's girlfriend', to be fair, you haven't searched for your opponent's game videos on the computer ?”

"There are game videos on the team, more than online," Gao Dapang said, "Who cares about who you want to watch."

Straight men are naive! "Can I ask Lao Hu for this kind of thing?"

"Maizi, talk to me if you have something to say." Lao Qi patted me on the shoulder, rolled his eyes down, and said with a suppressed smile at the corner of his mouth, "Put on your pants first, and pay attention to the image of the national team."

I quickly put on my trousers, tied my belt and said, "I can't just go to Lao Hu and ask for Ling Xiao's game video. This kind of behavior is very subtle, understand?"

Gao Dapang said confidently, "I don't understand."

"If you don't understand, you can experience it yourself!"

"Can't understand