God, I don't want to be a matchmaker!

Wu Hua expresses his suspicion as a boss to the fact that the junior sister's room suddenly became alive after one night, and there was another soft and cute girl.Then he started to check Linglong's household registration.But who is Linglong?She is a fairy!And she seems to be a rather awesome fairy, so she has a perfect arrangement for her own identity, and Linglong's mouth is not as sweet as usual, she has reached a kind of talking nonsense. Level, after a few words, they actually chatted with Wuhua, and the chat was quite speculative.

Xiao Mo who was left on the sidelines: "..." Do you want to be like this, Wuhua, you are suddenly so talkative, could it be that you got the wrong script?

After more than half a day, Linglong has almost been regarded as a confidant by Wuhua, probably not even Chu Liuxiang.In the end, Linglong probably said she was tired, so she lightly dismissed Wuhua, Wuhua seemed to be quite happy, Xiao Mo looked at Linglong blankly, and said, "Did you change the script for him?"

Linglong said, "What, this is clearly my language art."

Although Xiao Mo had a lot of dissatisfaction with Linglong, she had to admit that she accepted this point.This is really the highest level that as long as you open your mouth, you will not be afraid to travel all over the world!

Xiao Mo said: "What should we do next? Although Wuhua won't suddenly become abnormal again, I feel that in his heart, he doesn't seem to regard Chu Liuxiang as a true friend, but has always been a rival to each other. With a mentality, you Are you sure you can get it back easily? Of course it’s okay if you have enough time, but aren’t you in a hurry?”

Linglong lay lazily on the table without even raising her eyelids, and said, "You still don't believe me when I say you're stupid. Of course, it's difficult to have no flowers. Wouldn't you beat Chu Liuxiang first? With your IQ, I'll leave it to you to ask for it." It’s the year of the monkey! Don’t rely on me! Me too, didn’t they say they have to be together when we are here? As long as a cause is planted, the fruit will naturally reap in the future, but what kind of fruit is it? Just let them play on their own! But I think Chu Liuxiang has a pretty high EQ, so they should be able to do it, right?"

Xiao Mo twitched the corners of his mouth and said, "I hear what you mean, can you still be?"

Linglong said, "That's right, how could the world be full of comedies?"

Xiao Mo: "..." Damn it, tell me sooner!If she had known that she could be, she would have drugged Chu Liuxiang and Wuhua to intervene, and then let them want to love and kill all gameovers.Is it worth spending so much saliva? Really, saliva is precious!

Chu Liuxiang opened the door, and when she lowered her head, she saw Xiao Mo's big face.

Xiao Mo said: "Long time no see Xiang Shuai!"

Chu Liuxiang: "If there is no problem with Chu's memory, we just met yesterday." And it was not particularly pleasant.Chu Liuxiang silently added a sentence.

Xiao Mo heheed twice, pushed Linglong behind him forward, and said, "Actually, it's not me who came to see you today, but her!"

Chu Liuxiang became alive again before his eyes.

Well, Linglong is half a head shorter than Xiao Mo, only about 1.5 meters. Forgive him for not seeing it just now.

Chu Liuxiang asked: "This girl is..."

Linglong said with a perplexed face, "I am Wuhua's bosom friend."

Chu Liuxiang: "...?"

Linglong's face was so wronged that she was about to cry.

Chu Liuxiang looked at Linglong's bitter face, and after a long while, he said with difficulty: "Girl...you like Wuhua? But he is a monk! You can find me, but I really can't do anything!"

exquisite:"……"

Xiao Mo silently praised Chu Liuxiang in his heart.

Linglong's tears flowed down at once, before Chu Liuxiang could react, Linglong slapped Chu Liuxiang's face with a loud slap.

Chu Liuxiang was dumbfounded at the time.

But he quickly reacted, but it didn't help.

You think, for example, if you are a big man and you are beaten by a very soft and cute girl, can you fight back?That must not work!And if you think about it, you have been beaten, like if you were bitten by a dog, would you bite it back?Surely not!

But most people will still choose to ask, why did you beat me, after all, you can't be beaten for no reason!But Chu Liuxiang wouldn't ask, because he knew women too well, and he knew that sometimes there was no reason for women to go crazy.

But if he didn't ask, it didn't mean that Linglong would stop talking.

Linglong tugged at Chu Liuxiang's collar and shook him to death, crying while shaking, "Chu Liuxiang, I didn't believe it at first, but Tangtang Xiangshuai is such a bastard, Wuhua is infatuated with you, how could you, How can you make fun of me like this!"

Xiao Mo: "..." Who can tell her that Wu Hua's infatuation is directly related to teasing Linglong?

Chu Liuxiang's psychological endurance was obviously hit.I think he has lived among thousands of flowers, met countless beauties and met perverts, but he has never seen someone like Linglong. When he came up, he would beat him up without saying a word, and then he would talk all kinds of things. Words that challenged his brain's comprehension ability, but his brain, which he thought was fairly smart, could not understand a single word of Linglong's words...

Xiao Moxin said, Xiangshuai hold on, if you are serious, you will lose.

Linglong continued to cry: "How much Wu Hua loves you! You scum! Besides being a man, how can he not compare to those women of yours? Why, how can you be so cruel to him!"

Chu Liuxiang: "!!!" Who can tell him what this means! Wuhua likes him?How could he not see it!

Linglong: "Nonsense, if he showed it, you scum would have avoided him long ago! And he has such low self-esteem, how dare he let you know! In his heart, this kind of feeling is simply right. Your defilement!"

Congratulations to Wuhua for being shot and fell to the ground again.And he probably won't be able to take off his inferiority hat this time.Think about it, Xiao Mo can be said to be talking nonsense, so now another girl is saying the same thing, although neither Xiao Mo nor Linglong seems particularly reliable, but the negative is positive!If two unreliable people say the same thing, isn't it reliable?

Chu Liuxiang was in a trance when he heard that, Linglong was still brainwashing him hard, went back to the room from the door, and then closed the door to continue washing, and as he washed, he became infatuated with Wu Hua for him. I'm convinced, plus there is Linglong half-fabricating and half-fabricating how much Wuhua has done for him. In short, as long as it is something Wuhua does, even if Wuhua is for himself, it is obviously the same as me, Chu Liuxiang. From Linglong's mouth, the dime relationship is inextricably linked with Chu Liuxiang!

So now Chu Liuxiang is completely moved!

But being moved is not the same as falling in love. The difference between them is like a pile of dry wood and a pile of dry fire. It only takes a little spark to trigger an uncontrollable... um , dry firewood plus fire, raw rice plus cooked rice.

Ha ha, everyone understands.

Xiao Mo only now knew that Linglong was still a master of flirting. She said to Chu Liuxiang, "Have you ever seen Wuhua drunk? Think about his appearance at that time. , his eyes are blurred, and there is even a trace of watery light. Don’t you want to see what he looks like when he cries? You can let him go back to the vulgar quickly. It’s a pity that he shaved his head. If it’s on the bed, There is a head of black and soft long hair..."

I will omit some blushing and heartbeating language...

Xiao Mo didn't know what Chu Liuxiang's reaction was, but Xiao Mo's face turned red when he heard it, and he wished he could find a hole in the ground and go down.

Linglong didn't have the slightest shame that what she said was restricted, but Xiao Mo felt ashamed for her. Could it be that all gods are so informal? !

In the end, Linglong came up with a perfect summary: "Facing such a beauty, don't you want to pin him down and give him a good love?"

Xiao Mo: "..."

Damn Linglong, pay attention to your language! It's too explicit!Reserved!Now is ancient times!

Although Chu Liuxiang didn't speak, he swallowed obviously.

Xiao Mo silently lowered his head and took a look. Well, she admitted that Chu Liuxiang is definitely a normal man.

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