God, I don't want to be a matchmaker!

"Ouch--vomit--"

"Don't vomit, it's too disgusting, if you vomit, I'm going to vomit too."

Seeing Xiao Mo's limbs sore from vomiting, Linglong was still mercilessly making up the knife beside her.

Xiao Mo really wanted to strangle Linglong to death!Nima!At that time, it was said that there would only be a little dizziness when traveling through space, but there is a little bit there, it is basically a 360-degree circular rotation!Scarier than the crazy big pendulum in the amusement park, isn't it!

Throwing up a little more comfortably, Xiao Mo rinsed his mouth and stood up straight, looked around, and said with emotion: "Fortunately, we ran fast! Otherwise, it feels like the rhythm of being chopped to death by Wuhua every minute! "

Linglong sighed, and said: "Actually, I'm also to blame. You traveled too hastily this time, otherwise your reaction shouldn't be so intense. And to be honest, I really want to know whether Chu Liuxiang has no flowers in the end. What the hell. What a pity! If I don’t run away again, I’m afraid I will be discovered by my master.”

There was a drop of cold sweat on Xiao Mo's head, and he said: "That colorless and odorless medicine of yours is so powerful, unless Wuhua showed great power and counterattacked Chu Liuxiang, it would probably be successful. And the scene was probably bloody, I suggest you still Don't look at it well, or you will definitely have the eye of a needle."

As for what happened to Chu Liuxiang and Wuhua's funeral, it was really Wuhua's grievance, and it was the kind of grievance that even jumping into the Yellow River could not clear up.At that time, Chu Liuxiang followed Linglong Xiaomo to find Wuhua. After brainwashing, Chu Liuxiang automatically filtered out Wuhua as the Invincible Virgin who did everything for you, so he excitedly pulled Wuhua to confess. In short, it was me before I don't know your heart. Now I understand that although I may not have deep feelings for you, I am willing to work hard to treat you well and then slowly fall in love with you.But Wuhua is at a loss!He was really at a loss, looking at Chu Liuxiang who was full of peach blossoms, he couldn't figure out what was going on. After listening to the confession, he just wanted to say that you made a mistake, but Chu Liuxiang thought it was incomparable that he didn't expect to know his secret Overwhelmed and extremely shy.

The next thing was funny, no matter what Chu Liuxiang said, Wuhua was trying to explain and clarify, but no matter what Wuhua said, Chu Liuxiang just didn't listen, and finally they found out that there were Xiao Mo and Linglong behind them, so they thought He wanted to ask the two of them, but the two of them had disappeared, and Wu Hua suddenly blushed and fell to the ground.

Linglong's laughter came from the roof, indicating that they had been poisoned by seduction, and if they didn't get rid of the poison, they would finish playing together. At this time, Chu Liuxiang wanted to pretend that his nose couldn't smell it, but in the end, Xiao Mo on the roof The ruthless ridicule: "Don't you breathe if you can't smell through your nose? Don't tell me your pores can breathe. If that's the case, why do you need lungs? Are you still a mammal! We mammals are not so low-level. Breathe through pores!"

Chu Liuxiang: "..."

Then Chu Liuxiang also fell to the ground.

Xiao Mo didn't know what happened to those two after that, because Linglong had pulled her closer to a dark vortex. After spinning for countless rounds, she opened her eyes and vomited, and has been vomiting until now .

Alas, what is the deepest thing in this world is all Linglong's tricks!

Xiao Mo was a little sleepy, and asked: "Where are we this time? Don't tell me it's Lu Xiaofeng."

Linglong took out a mirror from nowhere, calmly adjusted her appearance in front of the mirror, and then said: "Do you think Lu Xiaofeng and his gang still need us? If you say they are straight, who will believe it! You Have you ever seen a straight and straight first love encounter an emotional liar, and stay away from his wife in order to practice swords? Is this normal! Up to now, there is only one named Xue Xiaoren who killed his wife and practiced swords, okay! Forget it, that brother control, don’t mention him! "

Xiao Mo: "..."

Xiao Mo looked at the place where they were staying, it should be a girl's boudoir, everything is exquisite, elegant but grand, it should belong to the daughter of an ancient wealthy family.And just now, she was wearing such a golden outfit, %@8 without any image, in such a beautiful room, vomited...

This is a crime, a crime!

But... what about the things she spit out?

Linglong looked at her with disgust, and said, "I've done it for you! It's all cleaned up! Hurry up and open the window, the room smells sour, it stinks to death!"

It's rare that Xiao Mo went to open the window without complaining about Linglong, because she herself felt that the smell was not good, and if it wasn't for Linglong, she would have lowered her head and looked at the mess on the ground...it would be too much to refuse!

Letting the outside wind blow away the strange smell in the room, Xiao Mo took a few breaths of fresh air, and when he turned his head and saw Linglong combing her hair, he couldn't help being speechless.

"Where is this place? Who are we planning to trick?"

Linglong yawned lazily, and said, "We may have to stay longer this time, ah, haven't I told you yet? This is the Red Mansion!"

Xiao Mo: "...The Red Chamber?!"

Linglong said: "That's right, do you dare to thank me? Let you experience the noble life of a noble family for free."

Xiao Mo was about to cry, are they going to cheat Jia Baoyu this time?A Jia Baoyu is not scary, what is scary is the large army of women behind Jia Baoyu!One mouthful of saliva from each of them is enough to kill Xiao Mo!

Linglong raised her eyebrows and glanced at her, and said contemptuously, "What are you thinking! This time it's not a man."

Xiao Mo was stunned, and said: "So you are also a member of the Red Mansion Party, and decided to match Bao Dai?"

Linglong said: "It's Bao Dai, but this Bao Dai is not that Bao Dai. I think Daiyu can only be happy if she is with Baochai!"

Xiao Mo: "!!!"

After finishing combing her hair, Linglong gently threw the comb away, and said slowly: "Didn't Baoyu also say that when a girl gets married, she will change from pearls to fish-eyes? Then why does he want to harm others? Isn’t it great that two beautiful girls who are closely related are together? Xue Pan is definitely not someone who can take care of the property, and Baochai is a strong woman. If she does not marry, but takes over the family business, then she will also It will also not be buried, widowed alone, isn't it? If Daiyu doesn't love Baoyu, then she won't die in tears, and she will be happy and do whatever she wants. Isn't it a blessing?"

Xiao Mo swallowed, and said, "It seems reasonable. But their competition is too intense, right?"

Linglong said: "Who will fight with you, who has to fight with you, only those who are attracted to you are worthy. Don't forget that Baochai and Daiyu are in the same verdict .

It's a sigh of downtime, and I feel sorry for Yongxu.

The jade belt hangs in the forest, and the golden hairpin is buried in the snow.

In other words, their fates have been linked together from the very beginning.The twenty things behind the red building that Gao E made up were not written by Cao Xueqin. Maybe, in Mr. Cao's mind, no one got Baoyu in the end, or the two girls died together. I know that Daiyu is not the only one who is not in good health, Baochai also has fever from the womb, even if there is Lengxiang pill, but this is still a drug, maybe it will explode at any time. "

Xiao Mo said: "I feel that the darkness in your heart is not a little bit, why do you always like that kind of drama where everything is dead?"

Linglong smiled and said, "I'm trying to remedy this, so that they don't all die?"

For some reason, Xiao Mo suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and said, "No, I remember you said before that you would know that the book you read is not another world, but you just said that the ending of the Red Mansion is not right. , because of Gao E, then since this world already existed, what does it have to do with Gao E's pen and ink or Cao Xueqin's pen and ink!"

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