It took all my luck to meet you

1667L:

With all due respect to the landlord, I seem to see a lonely grass on the top of your grave.

1889L:

Landlord, aren't you very pretty?Otherwise, there are still people who like you. This is really a metaphysics.

1996L:

Hahahahahahaha the host said he looks like a young version of Wu Yanzu, have you forgotten?

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Landlord:

It's too much to attack the landlord for going to the nursing home alone, even if the landlord is old, he is still a flower in the nursing home.

The host originally posted this post to complain about the newcomer rabbit, but he went astray and kept talking about Xiongzi.Today, let’s talk about the newcomer of the rabbit. After so long, I can’t be considered a newcomer. If the host is too lazy to type a few words, I will use the rabbit instead.

In fact, the landlord is still very self-aware, it is impossible for a person to like you for no reason.There are also people who like the host's face, and they can see through at a glance that they are bewitched by the host's beauty. This kind of person looks at the host's eyes very unreliably.But the rabbit is not. The host who looks like a rabbit has said before that if the host hadn’t been blessed with luck, he would have been equal to the rabbit.Coupled with the host's height of 187, it is not conducive to shaping Xiaoshou's image.The rabbit is shorter than Xiongzi, and with the daily white lotus image, it looks like a rabbit that makes people feel distressed.

Don't mention how envious the host is, the host wants to break his own leg in his dreams, cut off a section and turn into a cute little shou!

Therefore, the host thinks that the new rabbit has two purposes for approaching the host.

First: try to steal the landlord's luck.

Second: The landlord has not compiled it yet.

In short, the matter of the rabbit chasing the landlord is very metaphysical.

This Friday, the host has changed his physique from African to Asian because of his frequent contact with Xiong Zi. He has no plans to go abroad for the time being, and he is extremely satisfied.There were two recess activities in high school on Friday afternoon. Most of the students had left school early and went home for the weekend. Only Xiongzi, who had been beaten by the landlord recently, seriously came to the landlord's office with his schoolbag on his back to do his homework.Speaking of the landlord's office...in fact, it is also for the boss, but the one who does the homework is the boss's son. After weighing this way, the landlord is relieved a lot, and all the shame of taking advantage is lost.

Originally, the host also planned to reconcile the father and son. After all, the father and son had a bedside quarrel... Bah!I've mispoken.After all, so many days have passed, it’s enough to give him a good beating. Unexpectedly, as soon as Xiong’s son came in, the father and son looked at each other, and the boss suddenly cleared his throat, “What kind of small building is that? For homework, I'll go out a little bit beforehand."

Then run away!

Boss!Boss, why are you so cowardly, Boss!

The landlord had no choice but to take out a box of snacks from under the desk to watch his son do his homework. Half an hour later, Xiong son put all the homework in his schoolbag, and then took out a comic to read to the landlord.

Landlord: "Why did you finish your homework so quickly?"

Xiongzi: "Well, the school burden is reduced."

Landlord: "What comics do you read?"

Xiong Zi suddenly put down the manga covering his face, showed a mysterious smile, and pushed the book in front of the landlord.

After all, the landlord is still a curious giant baby. Although his birthday has passed, his heart is still very young, and he often asks his agent to buy books.So the landlord took a peek at the head--

... An office worker's shirt is wide open, but the tie hangs intact on his chest, his suit jacket is rolled up and thrown aside, his pants are half off, revealing his round buttocks, his face is flushed, dripping with sweat, and his lips and teeth are slightly parted , trembling uncontrollably.

This craftsman...is...riding...a high school student.

How does the landlord know that this is a high school student?

Oh my gosh, what a great question.

Because he's wearing a high school uniform!The name tag also bears Class [-] and Class [-] of Senior High School.

What a coincidence, son Xiong is also in Class [-] and [-] of high school, ha.ha.ha.The landlord laughed dryly, trying to find a trace of Marxism to rely on in the suddenly awkward atmosphere.

Landlord: "You are still young..."

Xiongzi: "It's not too young, you see he is as old as me."

As he spoke, he slid his finger to the place where the high school student and the worker's lower body were pressed together, raised his head, and squinted his eyes inexplicably, the host inexplicably felt that he was smiling, "Do you know why I read this comic?"

The landlord knows this problem!So the host replied excitedly, "Because you have less homework!"

Xiong Zi looked as if he wanted to tear off the landlord's clothes, he took a few breaths slowly, pointed at the messy staff, licked his lips, and said hoarsely: "Look...does this person look like you?" like you?"

The landlord looked along his fingertips as if his soul had been hooked. The white tenderness made people feel hot. The landlord carefully glanced at the remote control of the air conditioner. It was because the temperature of the air conditioner was too high. It has nothing to do with being insane.

The boss of the main building school cleared his throat in embarrassment, "It's not like, I'm not as tall as me. Hahahahaha, the person below is about as tall as you hahahahahahahaha."

Xiong Zi's face darkened even more.

At this time, the door was knocked several times suddenly, and the rabbit pushed the door in.

I guess I didn't expect that there were other people there, so I was taken aback for a moment, and then quickly smiled: "Is this your brother that people often say? You two brothers have such a good relationship. If it wasn't for family planning, I would really like a brother too." , a person is very lonely.”

The poster is scared when he sees a rabbit, for fear of being sent back to the African savannah by Asia, and the poster doesn't care about his elder brother!Planned Parenthood Pot!Even if you want it, no matter how hard your parents try, they won't be able to give birth to a brother!

Comrades, do you think the rabbit has a problem with his brain?

Xiongzi picked up the book again, and without looking at the rabbit, he opened his eyes and said nonsense: "Yes, we brothers depend on each other for life. Isn't the two-child policy open? Go back and let auntie give you another one to play with. Lonely is not lonely... "

Xiong Zi put down the book and looked directly at the rabbit, "It's still less work."

These are the original words of the landlord just now, comrades!Why can't the host speak so domineeringly? I'm so worried, the host is in deep worry...

Rabbit’s eyes were slightly red, and he walked into the main building very uncomfortable, while putting the candy box in his hand on the table, “My mother passed away when I was a child, she especially liked sweets when she was alive, and whenever I miss her, I will Make a lot of sweets to eat... I heard that you like it too, so I made some, do you like it?"

After finishing speaking, the rabbit raised his head and looked at the host with tears in his eyes.

The host didn’t dare to look at the sweets in the candy box at all. The host’s waist was almost cut off by Xiong Zi, so the host had no choice but to comfort him, “I’m sorry to bring up your sadness. I’m really sorry. I can know how uncomfortable you are. .”

The rabbit said: "How could you know? Your parents are still alive and the family is happy... eh..."

Why is it impossible to know?The landlord comforted him, "It's okay, I can understand, if you don't believe me, my mother is gone."

Xiong's son changed the strength of the hand pinching the landlord's waist, and he rubbed it quite comfortably, "I understand too, my mother is gone."

Rabbit failed to succeed in his mission, and ran into two motherless.The host didn't know much about Xiong's son's family structure, so he looked at him in surprise.However, Xiong Zi ignored the host, after all, he was still acting in the scene of [Brothers depend on each other for life].

Rabbit: "...then you still have dad."

Xiong Zi scolded him, "You're gone?"

Rabbit: "... yes."

Bear son: "Oh."

I am most afraid of the sudden embarrassment of the air.

After a while, the rabbit said to the landlord again: "Do you live in xxx community?"

The host said yes, and it’s not difficult to check. The host’s group of young ladies sometimes went to the host’s house to hold ladders to gather people to smoke ssr, saying that the house smoked could be used to attract European spirits.

Rabbit said: "I'm near your neighborhood. There's something wrong with my room recently. Can I stay at your place for a few days? Don't worry, I'll pay three times the rent."

While talking, Xiongzi has already opened several renting apps and placed them in front of the rabbit. I seem to hear the faint crackling sound...

After the rabbit was run away by Xiong Zi, he gave the host a look of injustice and hatred and left.

Xiong Zi was silent for a while, then suddenly raised his head and looked at the host with red eyes: "My mother really died when I was very young."

The landlord slapped him on the forehead, "My mother is gone too."

Children nowadays, how can they even compare with this!

2001L:

The landlord wants to have sex with you, and he has already put his imagination into practice in comics!

The xxx brand lubricant is easy to use, nourishes the body and lubricates without dryness, and everyone who has used it says it is good.

2008L:

What exactly did you experience in 2001L...

2009L:

Still less homework!

And the landlord wants to fuck you.

2010L:

Landlord, you have to know that we have always tried to persuade differences but not peace.

But he still wants to fuck you.

2011L:

I figured it out, the host is spreading dog food in the name of making complaints every day.

Landlord, your behavior will be punished on our planet.

2016L:

The landlord's disease will be healed.

2017L:

I'm the only one wondering if it's the host's birthday? !

Landlord:

Reply 2017L:

Eighteen and dozens of months...

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Feel like there will be a lot of frames?