It took all my luck to meet you

Landlord:

The host didn’t come yesterday because he almost died of anger, and he hiccupped for a whole day before recovering. The host took a deep breath and continued masturbating.

Maybe because of being hated by Xiongzi, the number of rabbits coming to the landlord is also less, and the luck of the landlord has also increased a lot because of this. The ups and downs of this one are more ups and downs than buying stocks.

A young lady in the building said that Xiong Zi expressly likes the host. Although the host is not high in EQ, fortunately he has an IQ to join in. Regardless of whether Xiong Zi likes the host or not, this is a very sensitive topic.Xiong Zi is still a minor, the host cannot irresponsibly destroy the future flowers of the motherland, even if Xiong Zi likes the host, the host cannot agree.

There is a juvenile protection law, citizens!

But the landlord is not easy to refuse. After the landlord searched [If you refuse to confess] on Baidu, all you found were bloody news such as [the girl committed suicide after being rejected to the uncle] [the confession failed and killed the other party and then committed suicide].

Everyone knows that the host is a coward with a capital letter. For the security of the host, the host decided to consult a good brother from the university.

This good brother named Erha became an excellent people's teacher after graduation, and he put his life and death aside every day and devoted himself to his work with all his strength.

Especially touching.

So today the landlord asked for a leave of absence with Xiong Zi.

Son Xiong has been playing on the host’s computer today. I don’t know why his complexion got worse as the night progressed. The host guessed that he was killed in the game, so he didn’t bother him. “You order a takeaway at noon. I have something to go out today.”

Xiong Zi didn't even turn his body around, facing the computer and said to the host: "Where are you going? You won't work overtime today?"

Landlord: "What kind of overtime work is there on Saturday?"

Xiongzi: "I think my dad is very busy."

The landlord gritted his teeth angrily, "I'll be back early tonight."

Bear son: "What time?"

The host was cowardly, but then he thought that he hadn’t seen his big brother for a long time, so he might be drinking late, so he said truthfully: "I guess I can come back before twelve o'clock. If you don't come back, lock the doors and windows. Have some supper."

Xiong Zi said naturally: "It's too late, come back before eight o'clock."

The owner was furious!

"Ten o'clock! There's still a traffic jam on the road!"

Xiong Zi really gave in, and asked the landlord where he drank, and the landlord thought it was nothing, so he said everything, anyway, minors are not allowed to enter the bar.

At this moment, the host suddenly realized that [minors are not allowed to enter the bar], he was actually protecting adults...

When the landlord arrived at the agreed place, he saw his friend rushing over beamingly as soon as he entered the door. He held up the landlord and turned around, muttering words as he turned.

"Forward this koi, good luck all year round!"

The landlord didn't know whether to pity himself or feel sorry for this silly son.

Erha put down the host and stretched his wrist, "Have you gained weight? You are heavier than when you graduated from college."

The landlord said sadly, "I bowed my head to the severe cold, and I betrayed the organization by wearing long johns."

Erha waved his hand, "It's okay, I'm already wearing fleece. You don't know that I'm told by the parents every day in the parent group to set an example and wear long johns, and I have to check for them whether the children are wearing them or not. By the way, you What do you want me to do today? You are so mysterious, why can't you say something on your phone?"

The landlord asked him seriously, how to properly deal with the problem of juvenile puppy love.

Erha was silent for a while, and said in an unusually deep voice, "This kind of question is easy to solve and not easy to solve. I am most afraid of getting dirty, delaying studies, hurting the soul, and causing the other party to go astray in life. Have you watched that movie? It was the one a few years ago. The very popular movie "The Little Thing of Puppy Love". We have to keep pace with the times and innovate. Puppy love is a big thing for small people. They don't know much about puppy love, so they have a vague liking for it. When they really get in touch, they will find out that it's only a short while thing."

Host: "How long has it been since you watched a movie?"

Erha sighed, "Did I mispronounce the title of the movie again? Oh, I've been getting older and my memory has deteriorated recently. What's the name? "It's a Little Thing to Get Married"?"

The poster had no choice but to skip this topic, "Don't delay your studies, you mean the big exam soon? Isn't it better to dismantle as soon as possible like the first year of high school?"

Erha frowned, and criticized the host with hatred, "Why don't you have this awareness? Your friend is really the worst class I have ever seen. Isn't what you said just now clear enough? Senior one is senior two Lay the foundation, the second year of senior high school is the transition period of the third year of senior high school, and it seems that the next semester of high school is over, time flies like water, and it will be the second year of high school in a blink of an eye, the second year of high school is already here, is the third year of high school still far away? How dare you beat mandarin ducks, you are not afraid of delaying the college entrance examination , isn’t someone’s life consummated? Damage to morality is not detrimental to morality, you!”

Erha sighed and shook his head with resentment, "Do you remember what I said? Think about it before going to bed, is what I said reasonable? Is it for your own good?"

Landlord: "Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes."

The landlord feels that the world has changed, except that the landlord is still so cowardly.