Crossing Naruto: The Daily Life of Waste Wood

"Is this an order from Danzo-sama..."

"I heard that the leader of the organization is someone else, the one Naruto defeated is nothing."

"Eh, really..."

These Chunin are really gossips.

It is said that there are new tasks at this time, so there is no need to do the tasks assigned before.

Like other ninjas, I knelt on the ground on one knee, and I turned my head suspiciously to glance at Genma with a serious expression beside me.

"That's it. Those of you who do optional tasks don't need to do what you used to do anymore." Anbu Anbu, the sixth Hokage's personal assistant named Kaze Yamanaka looked down at me and Genma and his party: "From now on, with Members of the root organization teamed up to do surveillance tasks, and the deadline has not yet been set."

"Hey..." I moved my seat a little, and I lowered my voice and whispered in Gengen's ear: "Is it an optional task to help Six Daime make statues..."

"Shut up." Xuanjian didn't bother to talk to me, and raised his voice to ask: "Why do we have to do missions with people from your root organization. Also, what is the surveillance target?"

"Nine-Tails Jinchuriki." Shan Zhongfeng paused: "Uzumaki Naruto."

"What about Sai and Kakashi?" Xuanma curled his lips a little unhappily: "If you want to monitor Jinchuriki, wouldn't it be more convenient to find someone close to you. Sai is also a member of the root organization, and Kakashi is also very A respectable Jonin."

"You don't need to think about Sai's matter. And," Yamanakakaze took out the task list, and glanced at Genma thoughtfully: "The tutor of the seventh class doesn't need to know about this, this is Danzo-sama's intention. "

"...I understand." Xuanma was silent for a moment, and got up like other ninjas to take a staff assignment form and browse it.

The sixth generation and the fifth generation are completely different styles, this time the task. .

A form appeared in front of me, and I came back to my senses and reached out to catch the piece of paper: "Thank you..."

"Let me say something in advance." Shan Zhongfeng in front of me let go of the form and stared at me condescendingly, with indifferent eyes: "Danzo-sama hates people with impure backgrounds, please treat the mission well."

I:"..."

Impure background means that I was originally from the land of water. .

"Please don't worry about this, mountain family." Genma walked up to me and faced Shan Zhongfeng expressionlessly.

"Hmph..." Shan Zhongfeng was noncommittal: "Then, everyone disbands."

"It's grade A..." Looking at the big A printed on the piece of paper in my hand in disbelief, I was already happily planning the day after I got the commission.

First of all, I have to pay for Skye's broken camera, and then I can save some of it. .It's just a pain for Naruto who doesn't know.

"Be careful when doing the task, because Naruto is an important person, so he will be included in the A-level." Genma pointed to my name on the watch: "Look, share with the members of the two root organizations." Together, the fixed time is from one to six in the afternoon, and the shift changes at six o'clock on time."

"Iga Aoi, right?" As soon as Xuanjian finished speaking, two Anbu-like people with masks came over, the holes in the eyes were dark: "Please help me."

Both are very powerful.

Me: "You... Hello."

A few days later:

Sure enough, I am not suitable for this kind of task at all.

It's been five hours. .

Quiet Mimi observed the two members of the root organization who were hiding in the grass not far away and staring at Naruto intently. I sighed and covered my body with an extra layer of leaves.

What's the difference between voyeurism and voyeurism?

I threw a Bingliang pill into my mouth, and looked at the bruise on Naruto's face with some distress.

Recently, because Sasuke attacked Jinzhuriki of Yunying Village, Sixth Hokage has signed a wanted order for chasing and fleeing Ninja. Naruto didn't want to tell Sasuke's information in front of the two Yunying Village ninjas, so he decided to Will be pumped into a pig's head. .

Watching Naruto slowly walk into the tent rubbing his face, I relaxed a little.

You can't see it in the tent anyway. .

A few seconds later, the silver-haired ninja appeared in sight, and he raised his hand to lift the door of the tent.

Kakashi. .What is he here for.

I have been too lazy to meet him these days because of my mission. Although I am still upset about his and Hua Ling's affairs, in line with the professional ethics of ninjas, I subconsciously made a gesture to the people in the nearby root organization.

Because of Sasuke's matter, Sakura is very depressed, and Naruto is the same. At this time, there is no guarantee that he will not do outrageous things. .Ah, Naruto is out.Kakashi. .Is it still in the tent?

Sensing as if they were planning something, I squinted suspiciously.

Concerned about Kakashi's movements, I hid in the grass and stared at Naruto in the clearing absently.

Naruto: "Now let's show the results of your practice, Konohamaru!"

Konoha Maru: "Oh! Now I feel that my sexuality is comparable to Naruto's big brother!"

Naruto: "The tone is really not small. Then..."

Naruto & Konoha Maru: "The..."

"Aren't you two seniors getting too close..." He whispered to the two teammates who were super concerned about sex skills. I felt that the image of the cool and handsome root organization members in my heart was completely shattered into slag.

Huh, it really is a man. . .

I complained halfway in my heart, and I was suddenly stunned.

. .Something is wrong.

Sensing the aggressive Chakra in an instant, I quickly left my teammates and retreated several meters.

After two seconds:

"I'm sorry." Kakashi re-covered the Sharingan, and looked lightly at the two members of the root organization who had fallen into the illusion and lay dead on the ground: "Who told you to care so much about sexism?"

Next words. .

Kakashi turned around, flicked his wrist while staring in a nearby direction.There was one more that was not caught. .It would be bad if he ran away, and Danzo couldn't explain it.

Naruto's voice came from behind: "What's the matter, Mr. Kakashi? Aren't we leaving now?"

"Well... there is one more thing." Kakashi quickly jumped up to the tree and disappeared immediately.

Bad luck bad luck. .

I tried my best to hide my breath and quickly walked through the dense bushes, I gritted my teeth with resentment in my heart.

The A-level task that I finally received, why did it happen when I was on duty? .Even when the fifth generation was here, the ninjas below used their background to overwhelm me every time, and the person named Shan Zhongfeng next to the sixth generation was also very unfriendly. In this case, whether the salary can be paid as usual is a problem!

There is no way to monitor now, so we can only report first.Although I don't know what Naruto is going to do, but when the village reconstruction is very short of manpower, it is too impulsive to go out of the village and cause trouble for everyone. .

"!" I hurriedly stopped, and I looked at the man blocking the way with some displeasure: "You are moving fast, Kakashi."

"Aren't you called Senior anymore..." Kakashi waved his hands helplessly to lower my vigilance: "Only this time, don't report it, just treat it as it is for me."

"Elite ninjas like you, who are paid generously for every mission, can't understand the feeling of us poor people being deducted from their wages." Frowning uncomfortably, I took a step back and crossed my arms: "Why do you want to hinder me from performing missions?"

"If you are short of money, you can borrow it from me. As for the second question," Kakashi paused and said seriously: "People who break the rules and fail to complete tasks are garbage, but people who don't cherish their companions are worse than garbage. Naruto I firmly believe that he can bring back Sasuke as a companion, so I went to Raikage to intercede. If it is you, you will understand my approach."

"Those who can't complete the task..." The current task can't be completed no matter what, and his strength as a ninja is as expected. .

"I..." I became petrified on the spot: "It's rubbish..."

"... The focus is wrong!" Kakashi took a step forward, pinching my cheeks with both hands and forcing me to look at him: "The meaning of that sentence is to understand my companion's mind! Why don't you always listen to me well? if!"

I opened my mouth to speak but stopped.

If there is no decent remuneration, how will Skye pay for it. .

"What's the matter?" Kakashi said with some seriousness and increased the strength of both hands.

"Kesu..." The face was deformed by Kakashi's kneading, and my speech was a little vague: "The hot camera is not cheap..."

Kakashi: "..."

It's okay not to mention it, but when I think about what happened before, I really want to throw Kakashi into caterpillar hell. .

"It's like dealing with those two people." After thinking about it, I opened my eyes awe-inspiringly: "Use Sharingan, I can bear it, anyway... I must get the A-level reward!"

"Why do you still care so much about this kind of thing... In short, this is the only way to eliminate the suspicion of the sixth generation. I'm sorry." Kakashi hesitated for a second and then revealed bright red sharing eyes, and the other hand fingered to comfort him. The grass from my haircut was cleaned up: "It won't hurt."

"Let me tell you in advance, I'm helping like this..." Avoiding the man's gaze, I blushed awkwardly: "It's all because of you, not because of Naruto."

"I know." Kakashi chuckled lightly, turning his left eye three gouyu: "I'll be right back."

I said before that I would come back immediately, but why did I sleep from a nap that afternoon until noon the next day, and in the end it was the illusion that my teammates unraveled for me. .

"Ouch..." As expected of Sharingan, the technique has a lot of stamina. "I feel dizzy and sick..."

"Shut up." A teammate of the root organization tremblingly leaned on the tree and stared at me who was still dizzy and nauseated, and said impatiently, "I feel like throwing up if you keep doing this."

I curled my lips and complained in a low voice: "If it weren't for the fact that you two perverts insisted on watching some magic tricks and didn't concentrate well, how could we have fallen into illusions."

"Who are you calling a pervert, hello!" My teammate came over angrily and threw a very weak punch. I caught his fist with a movement comparable to that of an old man, and the two of them fell to the ground and started a meaningless wrestling.

"Enough is enough for me. It's very difficult to deal with Sharingan, let alone a sneak attack." Root organized teammate No. [-] to take off the mask and rubbed his temples, not bothering to look at me and teammate No. [-] who were entangled on the ground: "Danzo-sama has been away for so long, he should have returned from the Five Kage Conference."

"Eh... Five Kages?" While strangling teammate No. [-]'s neck, I heard something sharply.

Kakashi really helped Naruto to intercept Raikage on the way to the meeting when Yawei was captured by Sasuke. .

Click.

"It hurts to death, my waist is about to break!" The joints in my waist were pressed by my teammates, I was forced to stop thinking, and then tightened my hands around the neck of teammate No. [-]: "Too much pervert!"

Teammate No. [-]: "...I'm going back, you play slowly."

Indeed, there is no point in fighting here.

Letting go of teammate No. [-] for the sake of humiliation, I climbed up in a bit of a mess, said goodbye and walked away slowly.

"I'm back." Back in the small apartment, I took out the key and opened the door. I kicked off my shoes and collapsed on the chair.

People who can't complete their tasks are trash, and those who don't cherish their companions are worse than trash.The focus of this sentence is the second half, but why do I have to worry about what kind of rubbish I am. .

I changed my posture dizzily and continued to wander.

It is a lie to say that you will be back soon.

dong dong.

It seems that someone is knocking on the door, but it is so annoying that I don't want to move.

dong dong dong.

If you take out two-thirds of your savings, you can barely get a bargain to fool that guy Skye, saying that a guy who can't protect his own job is not worthy of sympathy at all. What kind of camera do you want? .

Boom boom boom!

"Here we come..." I lazily got up and took a few steps to put my hand on the doorknob: "I'm here to open the door and don't knock again... Er Kakashi-senpai?"

I looked at Kakashi with his hands in his trouser pockets at the door with a little surprise, I let him in sideways, and silently glanced at his messy hair.

"..."

"Why are you surprised?" Kakashi smiled faintly, with a little tiredness between his brows and eyes: "Is it strange that I come here?"

"No... At least say hello or something." I awkwardly arranged my two shoes that were crooked on the ground.

"Sorry, I must remind you next time. What happened before..." Kakashi said halfway, his figure suddenly fell forward a little unsteadily, his eyebrows were slightly frowned, as if he was enduring physical discomfort.

I took a step forward and stretched out my arms to hug him who was not standing still.

Kakashi shifted his weight back a little, and stood upright with his back against the wall.

"..." Feeling the coolness of the wall on the palm of my hand in a daze, I looked up at the man's embarrassing black pupils: "What, you're wasting my feelings."

"Well, I actually wanted to tell you what happened before..." Kakashi looked down at my arms passing through his armpit, his eyes dim and unclear: "Why do you maintain this posture."

"Because you're too dishonest, senior." With Kakashi trapped between me and the wall, I dared to play on the wall, standing on tiptoe and exhaling into the man's neck: "Sharingan is overused! , I can see it all."

"..." Kakashi's body trembled a little, his face was rarely expressionless, and there was a trace of complicated emotions in his eyes.

. .It's the first time I've seen him like this.

"!" I withdrew my arms in shock and took a few steps back.

Could it be that he suddenly bored me in the past few days?

"...What's that expression on your face?" As if stimulated by my performance, Kakashi took a step forward and hugged me, who was a little furry, resting his chin on the crescent of my neck, his tired voice still carried Some temptations: "I've... don't want to lose any more bonds."

It turned out that I was hit by something else. .

I just wanted to pat him on the shoulder to express comfort, but the numb feeling in my neck told me that things were not simple.

The teeth between the neck and the neck can be bitten gently through the mask, and there is a tendency to move downward. I suddenly have an urge to rub off the goosebumps quickly. .

"Didn't you have a lot of guts when I was on the wall just now?" Kakashi continued to move, and returned to his usual lazy voice: "Still...he deliberately pretended to be mature."

"Ahem... Didn't you just say that you want to tell me about Naruto?" Lying limply in Kakashi's arms, I said despite the strange atmosphere in the room: "Speak quickly if you have something to say... "

"...I've changed my mind. I'll talk about that later." Kakashi hesitated for a moment, pressed one hand on my waist, and asked earnestly as if he had made up his mind: "Is it okay?"

"It's not impossible..." Before I could say the second half of the sentence, I felt my clothes being torn apart with a snap, the corner of my mouth twitched, and my hand subconsciously clenched Kakashi's shoulder.

The body was vacated, and the back touched the soft mattress in the next second.

"Sure enough, I usually pretend to know everything." Confined in the small space on the bed, the silver-haired man reached out and pinched my chin: "Look, my face has turned so red."

"Hey..." Looking tremblingly at Kakashi who took off his gloves and began to take off his vest, I swallowed hard against my blushing head, "Really?"

"...Don't you want to?" The man with calluses slowly reached into the lining of his clothes with his big hands, and at the same time, his neck was under the attack of lips and teeth.

"Hmm..." Enduring the teasing from the white-haired man, I gave him a hard look to show that labor and management don't want to answer such a shameful question at all.

"Be brave." Someone chuckled, and the prank seemed to intensify.

"Aha.."

This is simply too discordant!

With a shameful sound, I unconsciously clutched Kakashi's clothes tightly.

clothing. .It seems a little damp.

This is. .

With a hint of doubt, I noticed the small wound on Kakashi's arm with sharp eyes, and I was taken aback.

The scar in this shape was caused by Chidori.

No wonder I said something about the fetters before, so it turned out that I met Sasuke.

"That..." Still a little concerned, I hugged the waist of the silver-haired Jōnin that was pressing on my body and tried to organize my words: "Umm... It was before... Haha... Have you met Uchiha Sasuke?"

"Yeah." Kakashi paused, and slowly moved his knee between my () legs.

"So what's going on..." I didn't notice his movements at all, and I continued to ask: "It really looks like a big battle... um... Naruto... how is Naruto, and . . ”

"Shut up, Aoi." Kakashi () panted heavily and stopped, and buried his face in my neck, dumbfounded.

Me: "Sorry, I was talking too much."

Kakashi: "...forgive you."

Me: "If you don't want me to talk about it, why didn't you say it earlier, it's not..."

Kakashi: "Shut up."

I:"..."

Kakashi: "... If you have any questions, ask them now."

"You have no suspicious relationship with Hua Ling." I asked a bit sourly, and I pouted with a blushing face: "I took a picture, although the reporter in Muye Village is very eloquent, the key is Time is still useful."

"There is no suspicious relationship..." Kakashi's face buried in my neck and shoulders moved, and his voice was muffled: "What kind of reporter did you meet?"

"A pervert reporter with a pretty face who likes to take advantage of me..." Thinking of the man who was inexplicably familiar to me and even owed him money, I frowned: "It's a pervert. "

"...Is that so." Kakashi was stunned, rolled over from me with red ears, then sat on the edge of the bed and scratched his white hair silently.

"!" Seeing that someone seemed to have completely lost interest, I was startled, quickly got up and carefully put my chin on his shoulder, and said hesitantly with a red face: "Senior Kakashi... What's wrong, all of a sudden. "

"Don't call me senior at a time like this." Kakashi sighed and stopped talking.

I had a black line on my face: "Sure enough, you are not interested in my body at all... um..."

"You shouldn't have talked when I told you to shut up, but I liked the jealousy just now." Kakashi raised his arms and hugged me and fell back on the bed, rubbing his chin against my hair: "I Sleepy now."

"Go home and sleep if you're sleepy =_=" I poked my finger at the tight chest muscles under the man's clothes: "And now I don't want to sleep yet."

"Please, just don't move..." Kakashi closed his eyes tightly, and his voice gradually became low.

"Really? Hey..." The man was already snoring lightly, and I blinked my eyes at Kakashi's tall nose, who was close at hand.

Sure enough, I was very tired.

Looking at his tired sleeping face with some distress, I thought for a moment.

. .This is a single bed, it's still a bit crowded for two people.

The next morning:

"..."

Kakashi twitched the corner of his mouth when he saw the unbeaten smile painted on the face of the stand-in scarecrow doll in his arms.

Actually use a substitute technique. .

Whoa!

"Why are you in this kind of place? It's really hard for me to find." The glass window of the girl's room was opened, and Aoba Yamashiro in the window looked at the furnishings in the room curiously: "Who is the newly built apartment here for?" coming..."

Kakashi: "..."

Yamashiro Aoba: "Ahem.. Because of Danzo's death, the daimyo has already decided on the next Hokage candidate. Anyway, now please go to the master of Hokage Rock to record the face model."

"The next Hokage is..." Kakashi was a little surprised, then quickly got up: "I understand."

at the same time:

"Eh?!" I took a step back in shock, "He's actually dead!"

"It's so noisy." Xuanjian looked at his ears in disgust: "That's it, Danzo died in Assistant Assistant, our A-level mission is gone, this reward is considered compensation. You can continue to go back to the craftsman Helped."

"..." I took the poor banknotes in Xuanjian's hand with heartache.

Six Daime, you died too early!It's rare for me to be so motivated to do a task for the first time. .hateful.

Me: "...why can't I go to the post like you, it's really unfair!"

Xuanjian: "Because that's how the above is assigned! Shut up and make such a noise!"

"Let's write it down." The master sculptor of Hokage Rock measured Kakashi's face from left to right, then turned around and told the little apprentice behind him: "Also, are you ready for the special plaster?"

"The ninja who helped me has already done it." The apprentice picked up a pen to record the value in the notebook, and looked away guiltily.

"Isn't it your job to make plaster? You're just being lazy." The master master complained to his apprentice, then turned and pointed to Kakashi's mask: "Please take this off."

Kakashi: "Huh?"

"If you want to make a face model, how can you wear a mask." The old master said solemnly, "You have to use plaster to lightly brush a layer on your face. If you don't want to, you can't help it."

"That..." Kakashi had a drop of cold sweat on his forehead, sideways avoiding the hand of the craftsman apprentice who wanted to help him take off his mask: "I will do it myself..."

"Hey~~ Is there anyone inside? I have prepared what you want~"

As he took off the mask, Kakashi heard the familiar voice of the door girl and the click of the doorknob.

Oops, too late to pull the mask back on. .

"I'm just helping to carry the goods and mark the rock entities. How can such trivial things as making plaster..."

Kakashi: "..."

sunflower:"..."

I even have to do such trivial things as making plaster. .

unacceptable.

The Sixth Hokage Danzo has just passed away, has the next Hokage been decided? .It's too fast.Well, maybe this one is another old man like Danzo. .

I moved my waist, which was a little stiff from sleeping in a public tent.

Fortunately, Kakashi didn't find out that he used the substitute technique before, and he still slept comfortably alone.

Holding the basin of white fluid in my hand, I walked along the stone to the small room on the top of Huoyingyan, and I twisted the doorknob with three fingers: "Is there anyone in there? What do you want?"

"I'm just helping to carry the goods and mark the rock entities. I don't care about such trivial things as making plaster..." Saying this, I fell silent when I saw the man in the room.

Staring blankly at the mole near the lower lip of the silver-haired man without a mask, I petrified on the spot.

No make-up. .Skye. .

That is. .I threw Kakashi over my shoulder in the street, and then poked him in the eye, and he saw my unproductive caterpillar project, and then called him a pervert. .

It's a good thing I didn't blow up the Sharingan at that time, otherwise I would be in big trouble!

Feeling scared for a while, I took a step back and shook my hands. The liquid in the basin swayed for a while, and a few drops splashed into my own eyes impartially.

Whoa!

"Yeah!!" I covered my face and rolled on the ground in pain: "...eyes...eyes hurt so much!"

"Aoi..." Kakashi quickly stepped forward and leaned over to grab my arm: "Take your hand away and don't rub it. Please give me a piece of clean cloth."

Master stonemason: "Oh... oh."

Kakashi: "Open your eyes, let me clean up."

Me: "It's so painful...I'm going to die...Kakashi-senpai, is this God's punishment for not trusting me and being jealous..."

Kakashi: "..."

The author has something to say:

Thank goodness for such a trial. .It is finally possible to let Senior Dou appear on the stage