Crossing Naruto: The Daily Life of Waste Wood

For a sullen man like Kakashi, it's been a long time since he kissed like last time. .

Looking at my face in front of a broken mirror, I blushed and touched my lips.

Will it look better with makeup, just like Yuhihong? .

"hey-hey.."

"Hey, you're tall." Xuanma, who was painting the wall next to me, gave me a dissatisfied look: "Didn't you be assigned to help at Hokage Rock? Why are you being lazy?"

"...Yes!" I quickly picked up the box at hand and ran away.

Because the Fifth Hokage was in a coma and the new official of the Sixth Hokage took office, a new one was added to Hokage Rock. However, I didn't know that it was so troublesome to mark the size and various details on the stone.

"It's probably like this..." Hanging on the Hokage Rock, I unfolded the drawings given to me by the sculptor and looked at them vertically.

. .There still seems to be something wrong.

Mr. Six Daime's left eye seems to be a little convex, and the rock carving master will be dissatisfied.

Impatiently gesticulating with the data marked on the stone, I turned around and saw Fifthaime with a solemn expression.

Tsunade-sama, please don't look at me like that. .

The previous Hokages were also afraid that they would not know how their faces were carved on it, nor would they know how impatient the people who made the marks in the first place were. .

"..." With a trace of guilt for not doing a good job, I frustrate the old mark.

slap

It's the sound of the camera.

"It's really hard work." The people under Hokage Rock said so.

I looked down and saw a man with brown hair and a camera on his neck.

this person. . .

Seeing the purple makeup on the man's face clearly, I squinted my eyes.

what do you say that is?

"Is it Mr. Reporter whom I met before?" After finishing the work at hand, I put away the tools and lowered them to the ground.

"Long time no see...Kui Sang." The man used honorifics, with a faint smile on his face: "Do you still remember me?"

"...Of course I remember," I smiled awkwardly but politely: "Yaskaisan."

"It's Skye." The man smiled and didn't seem to mind.

Skye's smile suddenly made me feel familiar, but I couldn't tell where it was familiar.

It's inexplicably uncomfortable. .

"I've seen Skyasan." Patting the dirt on my body, I complained in my heart about the color of his gay purple face and the green coat of the army coat, and walked around him: "I still have an appointment, sorry Cannot be interviewed."

Although the members of the Akatsuki organization are very powerful, this is the first time I have seen such a powerful person.

Looking at the simple wooden roof of the barbecue shop, I admired the shop owner and clerk who still had the courage to operate in the dilapidated building, and raised my hand to drink up the wine in the glass.

It's also great to have a good meal after a busy day. .

"Hey, did you listen to me just now?" Xuan Jian knocked on the table speechlessly.

"Ah...oh." Pulling the meat on the iron sheet to my plate, I thought for a while and said, "Because the Akatsuki organization is eyeing Naruto, that's why it happened like this."

Xuanjian: "Exactly. Now you understand the importance of tailed beasts, don't ask me to explain to you every time."

"That." It seems that because of the alcohol, I feel that my brain is getting worse and worse: "What is the tail beast?"

"You didn't listen at all just now, didn't you?" Xuan Jian glanced at me and didn't bother to explain: "You must be too drunk."

"By the way," thinking of the previous Skye, I wondered: "Some people are really idle. They are still in the rebuilding period, and they are still doing tabloid news."

"Entertainment is also very important." Xuanjian thought for a while: "Didn't you say that there was a very beautiful wandering singer in Muye Village. Anyway..."

"You actually said it's pretty." I laughed out loud, my face turned even redder by the alcohol.

"...not as knowledgeable as you." Xuan Jian got up to pay the bill: "I'm going first."

Saying goodbye to Xuanjian, I stuffed meat into my mouth and drank the food down with wine.

Kakashi must be doing an important task. Naruto and Sakura are the same. Naruto is still the hero who saved Konoha Village, and people like me are working for stonemasons. .

After burying my hot face under the influence of alcohol and sighing in my arms, I felt that I could no longer drink away my sorrow like this.

Thinking of this, I got up and walked out of the store, not wanting to bump into a man's strong chest at the door.

"Is it really okay to be this drunk?" The visitor's tone was very gentle.

"You are... the Mr. reporter just now..." I supported him with one hand and walked around the door frame, I tried to straighten my tongue: "I remember that we don't seem to know each other well."

"Well..." Skaia sideways made way for me to pass: "They are all companions in Muye Village, and it is right to help each other."

"Ah, why is the road so crooked today." Too lazy to listen to what Skye said behind me, I sadly found that I couldn't walk in a straight line.

Mr. Reporter came around to me, leaned over and supported my shoulder.

I don't know if it was because of Skye's posture or the expression on his face, but suddenly there was an ambiguous atmosphere in the air.

This guy blushes even without drinking.

Suspecting that I was dazzled, I took a closer look at the expression on Skye's face.

"That..." I moved closer with a dazed expression, and my hand unconsciously grabbed his skirt: "You can't be..."

"Did you notice it?" Skye's voice suddenly changed.Pulling me closer, his Adam's apple moved, as if he no longer wanted to hide his emotions: "Kui..."

I took one of his arms in both hands, and stepped forward to rest my shoulders on his chest.

"..." The reporter's ears turned red this time.

I squinted my eyes: "Skaia."

Skye: "What..."

"You work ()port reporter, sure enough..." Two balls of flames ignited in my eyes, I grabbed Skye's arm, and using the shoulder as a fulcrum, I swung him round and solidly completed an over-the-shoulder throw: "Sure enough, you have strange thoughts about me!"

"Uh..." Skye lay on the ground with blank eyes, his body twitched.

"Is this not enough?" With an angry trembling black air all over my body, I raised my foot and kicked the person lying on the ground, Skye grunted and got up tremblingly.

"Do you know why I threw you?" I looked down at the man who was sitting up with my hands on my hips, the wine dizziness on my face turned redder with anger.

Skye swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "Because..."

Me: "That's right!"

Skye: "I haven't said anything yet..."

"Because this body is only allowed to be touched by Kakashi Hatake!" With the strength of alcohol, I don't feel ashamed at all to say these words.

Skye was speechless for a long time with an embarrassing face.

"Picking up a drunken girl is the worst thing." With two blobs of drunken red on my cheeks, I turned around and strode away, "Even if you're handsome!"

He actually said he was handsome.

After returning to the apartment, Kakashi, who took off the mask and wig, touched his lips and smiled quietly.

Then he lifted his shirt and checked his slammed back in the apartment mirror.

. .Swollen.

Putting down his clothes, the silver-haired man put on the mask smoothly.

Thinking of his majestic No. [-] Konoha technician being thrown to the ground by someone with a solid back in front of the public, Kakashi felt that Aoi had become stronger, her movements were powerful and standard, and the arc in which she was swung out was quite perfect . .

Obviously, she is also looking forward to her realizing her true colors, why is this guy always so slow, and he may not be able to get rid of the image of a worker () reporter.

Well, recently, Muye Village is being rebuilt, and all missions to leave the village have been withdrawn.Let's try again for now.

Kakashi raised his hand and made a seal: "Shadow Point () Kinjutsu."

next day:

"Hmm..." Feeling a little uncomfortable in the sun, I vaguely uttered a dissatisfied syllable, and I turned over with my arms around the quilt in my arms.

"It's already noon." The man's lazy voice came faintly from the window, and he felt the hair hanging down his cheek being fiddled with by a familiar hand: "It's almost time to get up."

"What's the matter? I don't have a mission..." I rubbed my head against the soft pillow, thinking I was still dreaming, I hugged the quilt tightly and closed my eyes half asleep, subconsciously calling someone's name: "Forgive me, Kakashi-senpai..."

"Oh~ if you don't get up," the man said playfully, and there seemed to be a hint of a smile: "it won't be cute."

"No way, senior..." Turning over, I mumbled in my sleep: "Aoi must work hard to become cute..."

What the hell did I just say.

I quickly opened my eyes and sat up and saw the person squatting coolly by the window, the corner of my mouth twitched fiercely.

"Yeah, pervert! Don't look!"

Boom!

"Uh!"

Looking at the man kneeling on the ground with his hands covering his eyes, I tightened my chest tightly with a black face.

For a moment, he couldn't hold back and poked the other person's eyes. .

Even treating perverts is a bit too much. .But it's also understandable to be peeped at while sleeping and then poked into the other person's eyes. .

After confirming that there was nothing wrong with his eyes, a well appeared on my head: "Peeping on someone's window sill, Skye."

"You didn't close the window... I was just passing by, and I saw you still sleeping at noon and felt a little unhealthy, so I just..." Skye rubbed his eyes: "Why do you think of me as Kakashi-san?"

"Because I'm mentally ill." I replied angrily, and silently wrapped the coat tightly around my body.

Even if the law and order in Muye Village is very good, you can't forget to close the windows when you sleep in the future, otherwise strange people will come in.

"That..." Skye waved his hands in embarrassment: "I'm not a strange person."

. .Here it is again, an inexplicable sense of familiarity.

Just as I was about to speak out against this perverted reporter who was completely irresponsible for his actions, I swallowed my words when I saw the scenery outside the window behind him.

It turned out to be a very beautiful wandering singer. .

I squeezed Skye away and looked at the open space outside where many people had gathered.

"...What's the matter?" Skye followed my line of sight suspiciously, and a drop of cold sweat suddenly left on his face when he saw the women surrounded by her below.

Hua Ling? .

"It's pretty." Staring straight at the change in Skye's expression, I said bitterly, "No one would refuse a woman like that."

Skye: "No..."

My eyes froze: "I saw it, Kakashi and the beautiful female singer together..."

Skye: "..."

Why did Kageko, who was specially made to deal with document affairs in the village before, come to this kind of place, and even met that person, Aoi her. .

Kakashi in skypipe turned his head and glanced at the girl beside him who was brewing a vat of jealousy, and then at Kage () who had left with the woman because of the unrestrained kindness, his eyes were a little dull.

This is the first time he has encountered such a thing. .Damn shadow clone () body.

Quickly undo the ninjutsu and you'll be fine.

"what are you doing."

The arm was clamped by the girl's white hand, and Kakashi replied nervously: "It's nothing."

"Do you want to use ninjutsu to escape, voyeur reporter. How dare you make seals under my nose." Aoi squinted her eyes threateningly, and did not let go of the hand holding his arm: "Don't you know how to take pictures? Come with me."

Kakashi, who failed to undo the ninjutsu, looked at the sly girl's face in a daze.

Sure enough, very cute. .

Aoi: "Why are you blushing, something is wrong."

Kakashi: "..."

"So, you dragged me to this kind of place to take pictures." The voice of Skye next to him was a little nervous: "It's been so long, why didn't you say a word."

"Shut up Skye..."

The long-haired woman's exquisite makeup made people unable to take their eyes off her, and the long dress was also very fashionable, making Kakashi standing beside her look dull and rustic.

envy, jealousy, hate. .

"It's beautiful, a woman named Hualing." I blushed a little bit with shame, I buried my face under my arms and only showed a pair of eyes, and the whole person burrowed into the grass: "Rival in love."

After a moment of hesitation, Skye said, "Xiao Kui, you are also very beautiful in my eyes."

"..." I didn't hear what Skya said at all, but seeing Hua Ling's arm that inadvertently touched Kakashi's shoulder and the blush on her face from a distance, I felt sour from the tip of my heart: "What are you doing?" I'm waiting for Kakashi..."

Was she feeling the same way back then?

He remembered Kui who was disappointed and sad because of Hua Ling's feelings for him, and was stabbed by a poisonous puffer fish while hiding at the bottom of the lake. .

Looking at the girl lying on the same lake and staring at "Kakashi" and Hua Ling with a smile in her eyes, Kakashi said softly: "Those two people are friends, so you Just don't worry about it...!"

Looking back at the wriggling giant caterpillar that Aoi held up in front of him, Kakashi's face was covered with black lines: "Xiao Aoi..."

"If you throw this on Kakashi's head, he will definitely turn pale with fright, and lose face in front of the beautiful sister..." Judging from the expression on Aoi's face, it seems that she is very disgusted. It seemed that he wanted to make a conspiratorial laugh.

Kakashi swallowed subconsciously.

As expected of the woman he has his eyes on, her thinking is not usually off-line. .

"...Oh, it's disgusting." Covering my mouth with one hand, I glanced at the two pieces of cloth wrapped in caterpillars in the other hand with some aversion, and shrugged Skye with my shoulders: "Get ready to take pictures, I Throw it away."

"Ah...yes." Skye set up the camera stiffly.

"I lost it!" Stretching out my hand from the hiding place, I aimed at Kakashi's head and flew the bug out.

When the bug was about to land on top of Kakashi's head, I saw Hualing's eyes flicker, and she slapped the poor caterpillar away with a slap of a knife.

Skye: "What now?"

I:"..."

"Damn, if that's the case... ah!" Before I finished speaking, the thing falling from the top of my head gave me a chill, and goosebumps appeared all over my body.

The caterpillar that was meant to deal with Kakashi fell from the sky and landed on the bridge of my nose impartially.

The soft and fluffy touch made me collapse instantly. .

"Yeah, don't! Take it away!!"

Skye: "How can I catch you moving around like this..."

"But!!"

Skye: "Calm down, calm down... Mmm!"

Pfft!

Hua Ling: "Did you hear something just now, Kakashi?"

Kakashi Kakashi: "It's a duck in the water... Anyway, it's a pleasure talking to you, Hana Ling-san."

Hua Ling: "Speaking of which, you will not be scolded by the people above if you use the shadow () body to do the task."

Kakashi Kakashi: "It's only half a day, no problem, then I'll take my leave."

"Damn it, he let him slip away...Ah!" Kneeling on the grass, soaked, I clasped my arms and shook, "It's so cold...why did you suddenly fall into the lake?"

"It won't be like this if you don't move around." Skye squeezed the water out of his coat and shook the camera: "Water has entered..."

"Hmph, a man can't even deal with tiny caterpillars..."

"I really dare to say it. I don't know who saw the caterpillar scared like that..." Looking at me who was silent for a long time on the ground, Skye stopped and said, "What's wrong."

"...What should I do, Skyasan." With a flush of emotion on my pitiful face, I looked up at the brown-haired man: "Senior Kakashi was snatched away by another woman, what should I do?"

"Why do you think so?" Skye frowned, and his eyes flickered.

"Because," I really remembered the reason. . "The appearance is not enough to be very beautiful, the chest is not big, and the strength is not strong..."

"Enough." Skye stepped forward with a serious expression, cupped my face in both hands and forced me to look into his eyes: "I don't think so."

"Eh?" Surrounded by an inexplicably familiar man's breath, I looked at Skye's enlarged face and was momentarily stunned.This tabloid reporter from Anbe was unexpectedly handsome.His complexion is very fair, under the bright blue eyes is a tall nose, his lips are slightly parted, and the mole on the corner of his lips is somewhat seductive.

"You're too slow. Actually," Skye narrowed his eyes, and his voice became low: "I..."

"Iga Aoi!" Genma's voice from three meters away brought me back to my senses. "Sixth Hokage's order, hurry up and gather with me."

"Understood." I stood up and replied to Xuanjian, I smoothed my still hair: "I'm really sorry about the camera, I will pay you when I pay the remuneration next month."

"It's okay." Skye smiled with difficulty, "You don't need to apologize."

Me: "Skyasan."

Skye: "What? (laughs)"

Me: "The money for the camera must be returned to you, after all, we don't know each other well."

Skye: "...Huh?"

Me: "So next time you dare to touch my face casually, it won't be as simple as throwing me over the shoulder."

Skye: "..."

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