Crossing Naruto: The Daily Life of Waste Wood

While walking on the road and thinking about Aunt Snake's suggestion, suddenly a wave of chakra that I sensed before floated around me.

I stopped and glanced casually

Sure enough, this is not the person who ate the overlord's meal. .I was stopped by Sakata before and I haven't dealt with him yet!

"You bastard!" I walked behind the man and kicked him on the buttocks and knocked him down: "Dare to act inappropriately in my shop, you, do you know what the consequences will be..."

Staring at the man condescendingly, I snapped my fingers: "If you don't pay me, I'll take your clothes off."

"Ya...Ya Butterfly..." The man curled up on the ground holding his own bag and didn't let go.

"..." It really exists, thick-skinned people don't give in at times like this. .

"There's really nothing I can do about it..." I grabbed the man on the ground by the collar, and I was about to slap him in the face.

"Ah, that's not the purpose of the sixth generation..."

"Looks like it really is."

"Is that woman from the land of water?"

"Beating people in the street is so violent..."

"..." was watched. .

I have to pay attention to my image, otherwise I will be lectured by Yanmen and Xiaochun after they know about it.Now how much do you want to blow up this guy who doesn't pay for food like this. .But I don't want to fight in front of the crowd. After all, it is a peaceful ninja village now, and street fights are not a common thing like before. . .

After a second of ideological struggle, I resolutely clenched my fists——sure enough, let’s just do it!

Just as his fist was about to hit the man's face, his wrist was grabbed by a big hand stretched out beside him: "What are you doing?"

The person who fell on the ground took the opportunity to get up and run.

"Stop, hey...Damn it!" His arm was tightly grasped and he couldn't break free: "You're lucky this time, bastard!"

"Don't take your anger out on others. I didn't see you when I went to the meatball shop, so you are in this kind of place...cough cough...the previous thing was my fault, sorry." The man next to him looked helpless and squeezed The hand touching my arm moved: "Go back together?"

"No." I turned around and didn't look at him: "I'm not as busy as you, the former Hokage. A woman with a career is very busy. Don't tell me, Kakashi."

"Please, Aoi..." The silver-haired man with a scar on his right eye called my name, and bent his eyes weakly: "Xiao Kuijiang?"

Sauce. . .

This kind of name can also be said. .

I stared awkwardly at the crowd who were still watching, and when the people around me dispersed, I stroked the goosebumps on my arms, and said embarrassingly: "Your expression and the way you call people's names now, if you let go Ten years ago I would have thought it was cute."

"Isn't it possible..." Kakashi held his chin and thought for a while, "I bought the kimono you always liked but didn't want to buy."

"I...I always feel that I am not a materialistic woman." Hmph, do you think you can buy me off like this, naive.But that dress is really pretty, and it's the most suitable for festivals. . .

"Ah, I see." Kakashi's eyes lit up, and he poked my face with his index finger: "I want to show off the expression of the new clothes."

"...Your expression now is an expression that deserves a beating." I took a step forward and slapped the white-haired man's cheeks with both hands: "Don't consider the feelings of the wife who works hard, and ran to drink with the man, After I came back, I vomited on the floor I just wiped, these are nothing, why did you take the computer out when you were drunk, and finally forgot to be walked away in the izakaya."

"That's... Kaifei wants to compare who has a bigger drinking capacity, and then he suddenly wants to try something that is becoming popular among young people now." Kakashi bent down slightly and let me knead him with an expression of obedience His face and his ears were a little red: "It's the one played by Bo Renlu on behalf of them..."

"You can actually play that kind of game, puchi..." I couldn't help laughing when I remembered Kakashi's clumsy look when he didn't know how to use the keyboard a long time ago.

Even through the mask, I can touch the traces carved on his face by the years.

"What's wrong... all of a sudden." Kakashi smiled, and stretched out his hand to straighten my long hair.

"I used to cover my eyes with the forehead. Every time I see this scar, I'm not used to it..." His fingers lightly brushed the bumpy scar around his eyes: "Well, it may be a little distressed You... Dana-san."

"You... are you willing to go home?" Kakashi put his hand on the back of my hand and bent his eyebrows flatteringly.

"Apologize to the dishonest guy who doesn't even take off the mask..." I took my hand away from his face, and I turned and walked away: "Sure enough, I still can't forgive. Well, I haven't done the task for a long time, so I took it Tomorrow's mission out of the village. You'd better reflect on yourself while I'm away."

"But..." Kakashi put a gloved hand on my shoulder.

Me: "Also, I'm going to spend the night in the store at night, you are not allowed to follow."

"Wait..." Before Kakashi finished speaking, the "I" at hand became a wooden stake for the substitute technique.

"I'm really angry..." Kakashi scratched his hair, took out a book from his pocket, and opened it. On the title page of the book were three big characters "Women's Heart".

"Don't blindly explain when a woman is very angry, it will have the opposite effect..."

"..." Kakashi glanced at the pages of the book, and stood there for a long time without moving.

"The boss will bring me a bottle of beer~I want to drink~" It's good to enjoy it by yourself once in a while. .Sorry Kakashi, it's not that I don't take you, after all, you never liked things like fried skewers and tempura. .

I was thinking about what was there, but before I could react, the hand I stretched out to the wine bottle was snapped open in the next second.

"..." I froze for a moment, opened my mouth but didn't say anything.

The burly man with blue skin and shark face snorted coldly, picked up the bottle of wine and downed it.

"Ghost Shark-san, why..." I swallowed, and watched helplessly as the wine I bought was consumed by others.

"My ban has been lifted a lot, and now I can move freely in Konoha Village." Kisame Kisame's fangs gleamed coldly: "Although I don't care too much."

"I didn't ask that." I pointed to the wine bottle in his big blue hand: "I bought this bottle."

"So?" Ghost Shark blew on the bottle without even looking at me.

Me: "...so do you want to consider giving it back to me?"

"Don't you know..." Guixie's eyes stayed on my lower abdomen, the gills on his face moved, and then he returned to calm: "Persons who are pregnant can't drink alcohol."

Eh. . .

Eh? !

"What are you talking about, senior ghost shark." I was stimulated by his words, and I began to speak incoherently: "That, I...I..."

"You what you." Guixie said mockingly, and raised his hand to cover himself: "You are just stupid."

"If it's true... Cough cough, I'll know it myself, you don't need to tell me." My face became a little flushed, and I turned to look at his side face: "Why... why do you think so."

"Oshemaru told me." Kisame said lightly, with a trace of tenderness in his eyes. "Snakes' senses are many times more sensitive than humans. Not to mention that perverted guy who has modified his body for many years."

It turns out that Orochimaru's previous move was to confirm this. .

"Ah, really..." I lay down on the table in shock.

All kinds of emotions came to my heart, including happiness, expectation and confusion about the future. .

"Aren't you going to tell him?" Kisame's peculiar voice entered my ears.

"Kakashi did something stupid and is in a state of punishment." I hid my face under my curled arms, and said in a muffled voice, "Will it appear that I am not serious when I go to see him now? aspect.."

"It doesn't matter how you quarrel, you have to figure out the point, you bastard..." Before I could finish speaking, Kisame grabbed my collar with one hand and dragged me up from the table. After my face, he paused, and roughly wiped my face twice: "What's there to cry about?"

"What do you know, I'm so happy!" With lasagna tears on my face, I stepped forward and shook his hand, then got up to leave: "Thank you Senior Guixie, I'll go back right away!"

"Kui." Kisame said hesitantly.

"What?" I stood still.

"Although I have always doubted your taste in men, but..." Gui Sha paused, and looked away. "You are going to be a mother, congratulations."

"Why do you say that... Do I think men have bad taste?" I looked at the unnatural expression of the man in front of me a little strangely.

"No." Kisame looked at my face and forced a smile: "Your taste is very good."

"Are we still companions?" he asked. .It seems to be different from usual.

"No." Guixie stood still, and said the second half of the sentence word by word: "I never regarded you as my companion."

"Ah..." I felt the tears I just wiped flow out again.After so many years, I suddenly understood the meaning of this sentence.

"Thank you for taking care of me all these years." I bowed deeply to the man named Kanshi Kisame, a sudden sense of guilt hit my heart, I regret not saying this to him earlier. "Thank you.. And, I'm sorry."

The author has something to say:

I'm sorry I didn't like you. .

It's decided, I will write a ghost shark ending in the future. .