Crossing Naruto: The Daily Life of Waste Wood

"Thank you for your patronage, please pay the bill~" I stood in front of the counter with a standard smile: "Swipe card or cash~"

The visitor turned his eyes elsewhere and did not answer.

"What are you doing?" I frowned.

The person in front of him paused, and ran away decisively.

"Did you see it, Sakata!" I stared dumbfounded at the empty door, then turned to stare at Sakata: "I told you to hire more people, how many times has this happened, why do you have to let me Let's solve it!"

"Aren't you a ninja before? This kind of thing should be resolved immediately." Sakata walked out of the window: "Why don't you get off work, don't worry about the one at home... and I'm old, I like to be clean. "

"I paid two-thirds of the rent, and I'm happy to leave you alone. Also, how many times have I told you, don't be a ninja ninja." I slowly took off my apron and straightened it up to my waist Long hair: "This is an age of peace, talking about ninjas is outdated, old fat house."

"Why are you so vicious all of a sudden..." Sakata scratched his hair, let out a long sigh and then said: "But things like meatballs are also outdated, otherwise we wouldn't be able to afford to be closer to the center of the village rent, and won’t be bullied by hooligans who don’t want to pay.”

I:"..."

Sakata raised his finger and pointed to Hokage in the distance: "Look, isn't the hamburger restaurant over there more popular? Not only am I getting older, Aoi you are the same too. Seeing the two from Naruto's house , I remember the first time I saw you. At that time, you were still a young girl full of vigor and vitality. Now..."

"A glamorous mature woman now?" I squinted my eyes and put my hands on my hips, and my high heels clattered on the concrete floor.

"Uh..." Sakata looked at me and didn't say anything for a few seconds.

"Forget it...I'm going to get the money back now." An inexplicable anger rose from my heart, and I strode out with black lines hanging on my face.

"Forget it, forget it, that kind of thing is fine..." Sakata stopped me, and stuffed the takeaway box into my arms: "This is a meatball that a certain adult ordered yesterday, you just happen to be here now, anyway. .Anyway, I dare not go.”

"A certain adult?" I took the box and expressed my doubts.

"Hey..." Standing at the door of a certain house and ringing the doorbell, my heart trembled.

A certain adult meant this. .

The door opened, and the man standing by the door frame had pale skin, long hair hanging down on the white kimono, and a coercive aura came towards him.

"Big... Oshemaru-sama, uh..." I actually called him the honorific again. .In the past few years in Yinren Village, conditioned reflexes have been formed, and old problems cannot be changed. "Ahem, Orochimaru, what you ordered, red bean balls and three-color balls."

"It's you." Orochimaru smiled, and let out the door sideways: "Come in and sit down? Are you interested in letting me study your pupil power?"

The corner of my mouth twitched: "No thanks..."

"It's rare to meet, so it's good to have a chat." A familiar voice came from the living room, and I stopped and turned back.

"Why are you in this kind of place." After entering the door, I looked at the man with glasses sitting in the living room, and I frowned: "If you don't stay in the orphanage and come to find Orochimaru, the seventh generation will worry more, Dean Dou .”

"Naruto-kun knows about it. On Oshemaru-sama's side, Anbe's regular investigations have not failed." Toru habitually adjusted his glasses: "There is no need to pay attention to the matter between me and Oshemaru-sama."

"That's right." Orochimaru closed his eyes and nodded in agreement.

"That's it. That's up to you." I looked at Orochimaru speechlessly, and I took out a bunch of balls from the box and put them in my mouth: "In short &#＊..."

Before he could swallow the food in his mouth, he caught sight of a sudden flash of light from Pocket's glasses.

I seem to have seen this kind of scene before, for example, when he wants to do bad things, the glasses will snap like this. .

"Aoi, don't eat when you want to talk." Orochimaru winked at Dodou, turned around and gently took away the ball in my hand, and brushed her long hair on my clothes, "Be careful of choking." During the speech , he suddenly approached and sniffed my neck.

I → Petrochemical on the spot

for. .Why are you smelling my neck!

Although Naruto allowed him to stay in Konoha Village, I really don't know whether this guy reincarnated with a clone or a living person. .He won't be. . .

Thinking of the fact that Orochimaru occupied the body of the Otonin ninja many years ago, I crossed my forearms on my chest and shivered.

Could it be because of my body!

"You weren't so timid before... Oshemaru-sama doesn't need a living person to make a container anymore, so don't be afraid." Dou looked worriedly at my shivering calf, and then at Orochimaru: "Master Oshemaru, too Really, you will be regarded as a pervert like this."

Orochimaru: "Actually, you are still a little more perverted than me, Medicine Master Dou."

"Don't dare to act, dare not act..." Dou changed the subject perfunctorily: "So, do you feel the same thing as I do?"

"Indeed." Two words popped out of Orochimaru's mouth, and a hand slapped on my shoulder, making me shiver in fright.

Me: "Big.. Daishemaru-sama, you.. you..."

"What?" Orochimaru looked at me with a slight smile, his light purple eye shadow seemed to seduce people's souls, his black hair hung in strands on the snow-white kimono, and his golden eyes were shining brightly.

Not only does this expression not seem to want to use me as a container, but it is very. .

"Master Orochimaru, you..." I stammered embarrassingly: "You are so beautiful."

Orochimaru: "Thank you for the compliment."

pocket:"..."

"At that time, I put on the mask and made a deep cut from here..." Orochimaru pretended to be gloomy and drew a stroke on the abdomen: "Then the souls of the first to fourth generations of Hokage were summoned back to the present world."

"Hey... so amazing. But the Orochimaru at that time was completely different from now..." I held my chin: "The Fourth Ninja World War... My youth..."

"Compared to Dou's body, my affairs are not miraculous at all." Orochimaru looked at the silent Dou with the corners of his mouth upturned: "He is a super weird person who puts all five Otonin in his body guy."

"..." Some memories came to my mind, and I lost the desire to talk in an instant.

"The Fourth Ninja World War or something..." Dou lowered his head and held his forehead: "I don't want to think about it anymore."

"Understandable." I raised my eyebrows: "After all, it's all your fault."

"However, when you were young, I miss the way you refused to admit defeat." Dou narrowed his eyes and said, "After you marry a woman, do you feel that life is different?"

"It's different." I rested my hands on my cheeks in frustration: "Why does that guy sometimes do such stupid things..."

Du: "I don't know either. I've been stupid ever since I followed Oshemaru-sama."

Me: "..." Ever since Dou became the dean, his way of speaking has been collapsing day by day. .

"Did you quarrel with your Dana? Well, although that man is one of the heroes of the ninja world, he also has the shortcomings of being an ordinary person." Ignoring the words of the bag, Orochimaru picked up the teacup and took a sip of tea gracefully: "Men and women We have to overcome all kinds of difficulties together, whether it is war or housework. As a woman, I can understand your feelings."

"Are you also a woman... I just said why your face was so beautiful just now..." Looking at the delicate skin on the face of the smiling Orochimaru with black lines, his eyes drifted away from the undulating breasts of Orochimaru , I twitched the corner of my mouth: "Occasionally, I also think about your family's Miyue. When the parents' meeting is held, is it the father or the mother that is filled in on the form."

"Sometimes I'm a man and sometimes a woman, so..." Orochimaru acted like a close sister: "If you have any doubts, just ask me."

Me: "...Then I asked."

Orochimaru: "I am happy to resolve the conflict between husband and wife."

Me: "Where did you buy the eyeshadow of that color on your face? I want to know~"

Orochimaru: "But the purple eye shadow doesn't go well with the same color lipstick of Tsunade you're using now."

Dou: "...You guys are enough."

5 minutes later:

"Then I bid farewell~"

"Go slowly." After waving goodbye to the person at the door, Orochimaru said to the pocket: "Your sense of smell is sharper than mine. You can detect it from such a long distance, after all, it is not obvious at all."

"I can't compare to Master Orochimaru." Dou chuckled: "I wanted to tell her directly, but I felt it was inappropriate."

Orochimaru paused: "What's not appropriate."

"That guy used to call me Senior Dou." Dou looked up at the ceiling a little lonely, "I don't know when he slowly started calling me Dean Dou."

Orochimaru: "Your mind is surprisingly delicate."

Dou: "Aren't you the same... That female body has been used for too long, and if there is too much estrogen in the brain, it will really become a woman, Oshemaru-sama."

Orochimaru: "Huh→_→"

The author has something to say:

Originally, I only wanted to write one chapter. I felt that the number of words was a bit too much, so I broke it into two chapters. .