Crossing Naruto: The Daily Life of Waste Wood

"Huh..." Standing on the spot and taking a breath, I stretched out my hands and made a seal: "The technique of water 1 body."

Looking at the exact same self created with chakra in front of me, I feel more and more that it is the right way to abandon the pupil of illusion.

Kisame didn't even bother to use ninjutsu, so he swung his shark muscles and swung at my watery head.

Whoa!

Part 1 was blown up by the shark muscle, and the splashed water splashed on my head.

"It's just a sparring session, why are you still using so much force..." I turned my body to avoid the sweeping shark muscles, and did a backflip to open the distance. "Phew, I've used all of these water shark bombs..."

"Where's the water dragon bomb?" Gui Shark withdrew his knife.

"Huh?" I froze for a moment.

"Don't tell me you forgot the order of making seals." Kisame started making seals while talking.

"Ahem, water dragon bomb, right?" I replied with a guilty conscience, and I tried to use ninjutsu as soon as I got started.

"Wrong." Kisame has already formed a seal: "No. 15 seals should be Wei, and the seal you made just now is Si."

I blinked and looked down at my hands.

"..." The 44 smelly and long marks of the water dragon bomb. .

"Water escape." Ghost Shark took a deep breath.

"Qiao, bridge bean sack..." Looking at the ghostly shark in his dantian, the corner of my mouth twitched.

Kisame: "The technique of water dragon bullet!"

Me: "Ah!!"

"Ahem..." I choked on a big mouthful of water, and I crawled out of the water completely drenched.

This is the most majestic water dragon I have ever seen. .

"Have you reached the limit?" Guixie came over and squatted down, reaching out to hold my shoulder.

"..." There was no answer, I just stretched out my hand to climb the big blue hand that was stretched out towards me, and the chakra that had been consumed a lot recovered most of it in an instant.

"When did you learn to absorb Chakra..." Kisame frowned, apparently not liking the fact that Chakra was absorbed by me.

"Anyway, you have so much chakra, you can share it with me..." Feeling something was wrong, I immediately stopped talking and wanted to withdraw my arm, but the other party held my hand tightly.

"Using my ninjutsu to deal with me." Kisame grinned, showing a row of fangs: "I have said it a long time ago, under the same ninjutsu conditions, the decisive point is the amount of chakra. I am known as a tailless beast..."

"I'm not interested in tailed beasts at all..." Chakra was sucked back when he wanted to replenish his energy. .

All of a sudden, I lost my strength, and my body limp and lay on Guixier's shoulder.

The sudden physical contact made the man in front of me stunned for a moment. Before I could be embarrassed, the amount of chakra in my body instantly dropped to the lowest level in history.

Obviously, it was just a lesson to others. .

This guy really hates me!

"It's so painful..." With the last bit of strength I lay on Kisame's shoulder, it seemed as if I couldn't feel the existence of Chakra anymore.

A second later, with a black face, Guixia threw me on my back while I was resting on the ground, skillfully made a first aid gesture, and slapped me on the heart.

"What are you doing... oh!" My chakra is not so lacking that I need a heart pump!It was so painful that my ribs were almost broken!

Kisame: "Be honest."

I:"..."

"What are you doing?" A clear male voice came from above his head.

"Itachi-san." Kisame replied with a guilty conscience: "This guy overused his chakra and couldn't recover for a while."

"Mr. Tianshan will come over soon." Itachi said.

"Huh..." Kisame hesitated to speak, just snorted with his nose, lowered his head and continued to help me recover Chakra: "Aoi, how do you feel now?"

I feel.."

goo~~

Itachi lowered his eyes and looked at me with a calm expression on his face.

Why is my stomach growling at this time. .

Concentrating on the cheeks on Kisame's face, I deliberately avoided Itachi's gaze.

I have always been jealous of this person, because he is the culprit who killed the ninja of the Uchiha clan and made Sasuke extremely painful, the legendary three-color ball killer.

3 minutes later:

Itachi: "Maruko."

Me: "Oh..."

If it is really the same as what the owner of the meatball shop Sakata said. .

Stiffly, I looked down at the three-color ball-shaped glutinous rice products on the table that looked so sweet, and I swallowed.

Young Master Uchiha was obsessed with meatballs and squandered his family property, and finally became a broken family and everyone shouted and beat him. .

"Omelette." Itachi put the plate on the table in front of me in a polite manner: "Aren't you hungry just now?"

When not sharing sharingan, his eyes are black, and his whole person seems to be softened.

He looks so handsome, and his eggs are so beautifully made, no matter how you look at it. . .like a pervert.

I don't know why it is more acceptable to be like Kisame, after all, people are all beasts inside and outside the house. .

"Your personality is not suitable for this place at all." Uchiha Itachi sighed softly, stretched out his hand to pin one of his bangs behind his ears, and his long eyelashes trembled with his movements.

"Thank you..." Itachi's beauty flashed into my eyes, I forgot to eat, and just thanked him stiffly.

Whoa!

Yakushiji Tenzen pushed the door open and came in: "Itachi, you made fried eggs, you look very appetizing." As he said this, he reached out to pick up the plate in front of me and poured the food into his own mouth .

Looking sideways at the imageless Tianshan, I sat on the chair a little tired and didn't make a sound.

This guy seems to be letting himself go more and more. He said that he pretended to be a beast when he was in the country of water a long time ago. .

"Don't look at me with that kind of eyes, you are the one who did the wrong thing. Hongying and Pupil of Delusion," Tianshan glanced at the apron on Itachi's waist in the kitchen, raised his eyebrows: "That's... Two things that are most important to the Iga clan."

"But as a ninja, it's too sad that you don't have any ninjutsu that you can use. What's more, she has mediocre physical skills." Kisame pushed his plate in front of me a little annoyed, and added a sentence at the end: "Important Yes, it is bad behavior to grab food when others are hungry, Mr. Tianshan."

This is. .Will you give me his food?

Feeling a little weirdly flattered. .

Kisame, do you really think the point is that Yakushiji Tianshan stole my fried eggs? .

"Well..." Tian Shan ignored Gui Jiao, grabbed my hand reaching for the crab on the plate: "It's time to go home, miss."

"Oh." I agreed perfunctorily, and stretched out my other hand to try to break off the crab's legs. I didn't bother to listen to him: "Then, what are you going to do this time? Do you want me to do a task to delay other people's time? What are you doing? I am the most suitable."

"It's not difficult." Tianshan let go of his hand: "Let's go after eating, to the country of water."

The so-called home is the country of backwater.

After being stunned for a while, I subconsciously glanced at Gui Shark.

Kisame didn't say anything, just lowered his head and began to overhaul the shark's muscles.

It seems that it is not a matter of Akatsuki's organization. Is it Tianshan's own idea to go to the country of water?

I stood up: "I see."

"Aoi..." A hand patted my shoulder vigorously, and I trembled in fright.

"What... what's wrong?" I looked back at Kisame who put his hands on my shoulders, and asked cautiously.

. .His face is so bad.

"It's nothing." After holding back for a long time with a distorted expression, Guixie only uttered three words.

"Take care." Itachi, who had been quiet for a long time, glanced at Kisame, and said goodbye to me, with a certain tone in his tone. . . □□Sense.

I don't know if it's because he happened to be in the kitchen, and he happened to be wearing that flowered apron.

Either way, the current situation is too weird. . .

"This mission is to be completed with Anbu. The location is in Kirigakure Village. The journey is a bit long." Chunin A sorted out the form and looked up at the burly silver-haired man in full armor: "Is your body alright, Kakashi?" team leader."

"Ah." Kakashi responded, and habitually tightened the scabbard behind his back, his eyes still glued to the kissing heaven: "It's boring to stay at home all the time."

"Kakashi-san, don't you think it's a little short to use that kind of knife?" Chunin B stared at the weapon on Kakashi's shoulder: "And there's powder here... Uh, it hurts!"

"So what about pink!" Chunin A still maintained a beating posture: "Can't the first technician Konoha have some special hobbies? How old are you? Is Kakashi-san your name? Here Let me show some respect, you bastard!"

It was thought that oneself had strange hobby.

It's just that the part of the cherry blossoms on the handle is pink.

Kakashi smiled helplessly, remembering a rather dramatic scene.

The knife from two years ago lay quietly on the glass slag all over the floor, and it was particularly eye-catching in his room that was turned into a mess by Aoi.

"Captain Kakashi."

The task this time is the country of water.Is it her hometown? .

"Captain Kakashi."

Kakashi reacted, saw Chunin A with a constipated face in front of him, and subconsciously turned the book in his hand to the next page: "What's wrong."

Chunin A: "..."

Chunin B: "I just said that Kakashi-san is in Sichun, you still don't believe me."

Kakashi: "Si... Haru?"

Is it obvious even with a mask on? .

Kakashi covered his face with Intimacy Heaven, and scratched his hair a little annoyed.

What should I do if my image of a mature man has disappeared in the hearts of the Chunin juniors? .

postscript

"What did you want to say before." Itachi picked up the ball and took a bite: "The relationship is unusual, you and that child named Aoi."

"It's not a child." Ghost Shark bared his teeth with a gloomy face: "That guy is eighteen."

"Seventeen." Itachi said lightly, deliberately correcting Kisame: "Mr. Tianshan said that her birth date is..."

"Boring, that kind of thing doesn't matter anyway." Kisame interrupted Itachi, rubbed the ring with the word "South" on his finger and fell into thought: "After the plan of the Akatsuki organization is successful, nothing will matter." . . ”

"Huh." Itachi said with a blank expression, "If it really doesn't matter, you won't stop people when they leave, and then don't know what to say for a long time."

Gritting his teeth, Kisame stretched out his hand to hold the shark's muscle: "Itachi-san, you..."

"Saury?" Itachi glanced at Kisame's hand that was tightly clenched with Sharkus, and moved swiftly with his hand.

"What are you doing..." Gui Sha frowned and looked at Itachi who suddenly brought out a plate of fish, the gills on his face were trembling with anger.

Itachi: "If you don't want saury, how about sashimi?"

Ghost shark: "..."

Itachi: "If you don't like sashimi, what about shrimp?"

Ghost shark: "..."

Itachi: "Even if you don't like what I made, it's too rude of you to do so."

Kisame: "...Thank you for the hospitality."

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