Crossing Naruto: The Daily Life of Waste Wood

I don't know how long I walked, but I saw the trees in the north from a distance.

"It's finally here, I'm exhausted..." After wiping the sweat off my head, I let go, and the backpack on my arm fell to the ground.

"I'm so tired after only five days of walking." Kisame glanced at me who was sitting on the ground and started to rest, and went straight into Yinnin Village: "Go and solve your own affairs, I also have work to do here. That big snake Maru never returned the ring to the organization."

"...Oh." As I agreed, I secretly observed the ring with the word "South" on Guixier's finger.

Ring with blue stones.

Uchiha Itachi's is red. .

"What's that expression on your face?" Guixie looked down at me strangely: "Do you have anything to say?"

Me: "Since ancient times, red and blue came out of CP..."

Ghost shark: "Huh?"

I:"..."

Kisame: "Keep talking."

Me: "Your expression is too scary, the cheeks on your face are wide..."

Kisame: "Then shut up."

Seeing Kisame fleeing in place, I once again lamented Guisame's good temper.

But it seems that he treats Itachi better, he is really a red and blue cp, and the organization even gives couple rings. .

"That, it seems to be here..." Relying on my memory, I found the outpost of the team I was in before.

I just left Yinnin Village for a short period of time, and the sense of disobedience is so heavy. .Usually the outpost is very guarded, but now I just walk in without anyone noticing.

"Well, there's someone... Uwah captain!" Seeing the bearded man sitting in the room, I couldn't believe my eyes: "Are you the captain?"

"What are you talking about, you bastard!"

Just as the man was about to stand up, his legs gave way and he fell again: "I haven't changed much, and I still don't recognize me!"

"Ahaha..." With a dry, awkward smile, I twitched the corners of my mouth looking at the stubble on the captain's face.

"You also come to ask for salary." The captain scratched his hair and said in a decadent tone, "Don't come to me, after Master Orochimaru passed away, everyone didn't get paid, and neither did I."

"Huh?" A puzzled syllable came out of my mouth, and I took half a step back in disbelief.

Orochimaru. .Bye?

"...So that's how it is!" After being stunned for a while, I tapped my left fist on the palm of my right hand: "Didn't Master Orochimaru be very sick a while ago, even if it was him..."

"Idiot." The captain cleared his throat and shook his finger at me: "Actually, when Master Orochimaru was treating illnesses, a beautiful little boy like Master Sasuke was needed as a medicine guide, but there was something wrong in the middle, so I just gave it to him." . . ”

"But Sasuke-sama is not a little boy." I put my hands on my chest with black lines and drew a stroke, "That person usually wears like this...and this."

team leader:"..."

Me: "That kind of sexy kimono with an open chest."

Captain: "I saw it with my own eyes."

Me: "..." Even the version that died of illness is better than yours. .

"Don't talk about anything else, what do you guys want to do." The captain blew on the bottle: "I said I have no money."

"Where is Lord Dou?" I looked out the window, "I have something to ask him."

"That person..." The captain thought for a while, "It seems that he hasn't been out of the bunker since Mr. Orochimaru left. Also, the ninjas in the bunker left to fend for themselves after Mr. Orochimaru died. So... "

So I can only go in and find someone by myself.

A few minutes later, I was completely lost in Orochimaru's underground base.

This is also impossible. It is the first time to enter the underground base, and it is already very good to be able to go deep to this point. . .

"After this distance, you can go forward, why is there no way..." Feeling the wall in front of me in confusion, I turned around and searched for a detonating talisman in my bag.

Forgive me, Orochimaru. .

Boom!

"Ahem... who is it!" Coughing and blowing away the dust lifted by the blast, I sharply saw a man in a hood trying to hide from my sight through the door of the room.

"Ah, aren't you Senpai Dou!" Covered by the hat, I couldn't see Dou's expression, only a handful of white hair protruding from the hat.

"Kui." Dou nodded and stood still.

"..." Seeing the pocket like this, I rubbed my sleeves in embarrassment.

Usually, Dou would not speak so indifferently, and the worst thing was a hypocritical attitude. .

"Stop being polite." Dou interrupted me uncharacteristically: "What are you doing here?"

Since he said so. .

Me: "I want to ask my senior to do something..."

Dou: "I refuse."

got rejected!

"But haven't you always been interested in my eyes!" I stepped forward a little emotionally, "I can't think of any other medical ninjutsu except seniors."

Dou took a few steps back, his figure swaying.

"Uh..." When I saw half of my face protruding from the hat, my originally firm tone softened all of a sudden. "Senior, are you okay, why is your face sweating... Well, it's not too much to exchange a pair of normal eyes."

In his current state, does he still have the energy for surgery? .

"Oh?" Hearing the eyes, Dou immediately expressed interest, and regardless of the layers of sweat on his face, he turned around and took out a pair of two or three scalpels: "If this is what you want."

Me: "Senior...you act like a strange doctor who is eager to tear me apart."

Pou: "Get ready."

10 minutes later:

"What beautiful eyes..." Dou's voice was full of ambition like a tech madman. "The optic nerve has been connected, but I can't see the light for a few days, otherwise I will go blind."

"Senior, when did your hands become so rough." Dou's fingers rubbed the bandage around my eyes, the touch felt strange.

"Ah, what are you talking about..." Dou obviously wasn't paying attention to my conversation, and I could imagine him smiling sinisterly at my two eyeballs in the glass bottle on the other hand. .

"That... You didn't put strange colored eyeballs on me, did you?" Suddenly thought of this question.

"No." There was a rustle around her, as if she was packing something in her pocket. "It's a black iris, Aoi will still be as cute as before." Saying that, Dou reached out to grab my arm and help me sit up.

"Ahaha, is it? It's been a long time since no one praised me for being cute..." Just as I fumbled for the hand that reached out to grab the pocket, I flung it away like an electric shock.

"What's wrong?" Dou asked a little funny.

His fingers aren't rough, they are. .

I froze for a second, then raised my arm gropingly, and touched Dou's forearm with my fingertips.

Even on the arms. . .

The touch of the snake's skin.

"Senior..." There was darkness in front of me, and I flinched in shock. "I'm sorry about Oshemaru-sama, but you can't do this..."

"What are you talking about, Xiaokui." Dou's voice was cold. "This Illusory Pupil suppresses the change of Chakra, so you come to me for help. If you want to gain power, you must learn to give up. I...are the same as you."

I couldn't help but interrupted him: "If this is what you expect, senior..."

"I said, stop the polite words." Dou said flatly, "If you talk too much, be careful, I will kill you."

"Sorry, that..." I got up in a panic and got off the operating table.

. .It was because Dou always looked like this that he was called Guixier. .

"Then I'm leaving... Ugh!" I lost my eyesight and was stumbled by the stones under my feet, knocking over the bottles and jars in my pocket with a clatter.

I don't know how many bottles were broken, but the arm seems to have been cut by glass. .

Dou: "It's really insensitive body, thanks to you you are still a ninja. You don't need to pay for the test tube and so on, you can go."

Me: "I'm going, I'm going now..."

"This is..." Tianshan's voice was a little annoyed: "What is this..."

"If you can't use ninjutsu, these eyes..." Feeling the anger, Tianshan slapped the back of the chair with one hand, and my voice gradually weakened: "...What's the point?"

"You..." Tianshan paused, and pointed at Kisame: "Why did you agree to her going to Yinnin Village, and..."

"I've tried my best. That pharmacist hid his eyes in pockets. If you kill him, you won't be able to find them again. The empty ring was never found." He bowed: "Mr. Tianshan."

"Forget it." Tian Shan regained his composure, and fled away after saying a word.

"Has he left?" I asked cautiously, and I touched the bandage over my eyes with my hands.

Looks like it will be a few days before it can be removed.

"Let's go." Guixie was a little displeased: "Stop doing such stupid things in the future..."

"Brother Shark, look that I can use ninjutsu!" I couldn't wait to interrupt him, and I fumbled for the seal: "That... seems to be this seal..."

Chakra flowed all over my body, and I felt strong water vapor for the first time, I took a deep breath:

Me: "Water escape..."

Ghost shark: "Wait..."

Me: "Water formation wall!"

Whoa!

Ghost shark: "..."

Me: "How about it! Is there water!"

Kisame: "My clothes are wet."

Me: "My clothes are also wet~ Isn't it amazing~"

Ghost shark: MDZZ

It can't be done, the mentality of learning such basic things as nature change is so drifting, and if this continues, it will return to the old state of useless wood, and we must continue to work hard. .

"Hiss..." Suddenly, one hand pressed on the bruise on my forehead.

"Where did the injury come from?" The strength in Guixier's hand became lighter.

"I fell when I was in the underground base." I reached out and wanted to take away Guixiong's arm hanging above my head, but he grabbed the wrist first.

"..."so awkward!

After thinking about it for half a second, I came to a weird conclusion: "You...you're not interested in me, are you?"

"...You think beautifully." Gui Sha was stunned for a second, and explained in a good-tempered manner: "There is glass embedded in the arm."

"... Then I have to say something in advance, I have a man I like." I withdrew my arm and groped to pick out the glass shards from the inside of the muscle.

"He's talking like this again." Guixie's voice was a bit bitter: "If you betray the organization, I will personally deal with you."

"Yes~" I replied absent-mindedly: "Anyway, you will be as helpless as you were several times before."

"Conceit." Kisame snorted disdainfully, "The man I like is that Kakashi."

I didn't speak any more, I just bowed my head in thought.

Kakashi, what are you doing now? .

Konoha Hospital:

Kakashi: "Don't take away the Intimate Violence Deluxe Edition...uh, pain, pain, pain..."

Sakura: "You are still in the recuperation period. If you read the little yellow book like this every day, the tendons in your fingers will be damaged, do you understand?"

Kakashi: "Yes~ yes."

Sakura: "I saw you, retract your hand, don't try to steal the book when I'm not looking!"

"Well, I'm very concerned about the relationship between Airi-chan and Toshio..." Kakashi said lazily, turning his head to one side resentfully.

The sunlight shone on the beautiful profile of the silver-haired man. Due to physical reasons, Kakashi's face became thinner because he hadn't eaten in a short period of time.

Very concerned. .

Kakashi reached up and placed his fingers on the thin lips under the mask.

The kiss before leaving with Aoi. .

With a different mood, Kakashi reluctantly glanced at the deluxe version of intimacy and violence on the bedside again.

When I don't think about other things, I recall every bit of her, so that the time in the hospital bed will pass faster.And Airi in the book, no matter how you look at it, has the shadow of Aoi.Jiraiya-sama, the magic of this book is too great, you are such a genius. .

Kakashi swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and looked at Sakura anxiously: "I just overused the ordinary chakra, it will be nothing, please, just watch for 5 minutes..."

Sakura: "Enough is enough, Kakashi-sensei, you big pervert!"

Kakashi: "..."

I:"..."

Ghost shark: "What's the matter, why did you become so depressed all of a sudden."

Me: "I don't know... It seems that my sixth sense sensed something embarrassing..."

Kisame: "I knew you had neurological problems."

I:"..."

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