Crossing Naruto: The Daily Life of Waste Wood

"The scroll is real." A ninja at the border post of Yinnin Village opened my scroll and looked at it carefully: "But why does Mr. Dou let such garbage in..."

"..."

Don't get angry, don't get angry, you're already mentally prepared when you come. .In this small country north of Muye Village, the folk customs are really simple. "Ahem, since the scroll is real, can you put down the kunai first." I pointed to the kunai on my neck.

"Forget it. Is it the rebellious ninja from Muye Village?" The leading ninja glanced at me contemptuously, and waved his hands to let his subordinates put down their weapons: "What information do you know, what talents do you have?"

"I don't know what information... because I'm just a ninja." I lowered my head to avoid the piercing gazes of the ninjas: "I know Taijutsu, a little bit of ninjutsu..." Transfiguration is also a substitute. "...Healthy enough chakra."

"There's more." One of the tone ninja held the knife tightly in his hand, as if he was going to charge up and cut me in the next second.

"I...can cook." I was a little stunned by the surrounding environment: "I can write articles and talk to people normally."

"..."

"Ahem...Since it's Master Dou's order, I can't disobey you, so I can't deal with you at will," the leader Otoshi said with a constipated face: "The northern stronghold is most suitable for people like you. Healthy humans are good materials for experiments. "

"..." Hey, what did you just say about experimental materials. .

A sound ninja next to me came up to grab my arm, and I subconsciously tried to hide.

"What are you doing?" The door opened suddenly, and a clear male voice sounded in the room: "Didn't I tell you to notify me first when you get the scroll."

"...Master Dou."

Seeing everyone in the room saluting respectfully, the person who was pulling me released my arm guiltily and knelt down on one knee: "My lord."

Dou senior. .It turned out to be a small leader?

"Ahem...Master Dou." Cowardly imitating the others, he knelt down on one knee, and glanced at Dou from the corner of his eye.

. .The person's glasses reflect light, and there is a strange curvature at the corner of his mouth.

What are you laughing at, you must be looking at me. .

"So, apart from the half of the photo, you don't know anything else. Besides," lying on the operating table, I asked questions at random. "Does the spell in the brain have to be removed in this way?"

"You talk too much, Aoi." Dodo lightly pushed a tube of potion into the syringe: "It's impossible to unseal it with chakra."

"...or forget it." My arm, which was wrapped two or three times by the restraint belt, couldn't move at all. I even forgot how I was tied to the operating table by him. . "Think about it, senior, what if you accidentally shake your hands and mess up my brain."

With a smile on his face, Dou said, "Is it difficult to believe in me?"

"Well, it's hard. But if I don't trust you, I won't come here." I looked away from Dou's handsome face, and I frowned and stared at the curse mark on my chest: "Even so, lie to me about this It’s you who is harmless. It’s all that pervert of Orochimaru.”

Du: "Actually, Yinnin Village is Oshemaru-sama's ninja village."

I:"..."

Dou: "Don't you know?"

Why has no one ever told me about this?It was Orochimaru who killed the Third Hokage. . .Ah, that's not right, isn't Orochimaru Kazekage? Why did it become Otokage? .

Puff audio and video. .It's ugly.

"Oshemaru-sama is not Kazekage, and the fourth Kazekage was killed by Orochimaru-sama before." Tou pursed his lips and smiled: "Well, because of their special status, everyone in Konoha Village doesn't tell Aoi these things. .so poor."

. .You know what I'm thinking, you deserve to be a spy.

In this way, Kakashi will definitely misunderstand.Sure enough, ninja job-hopping is not an easy task. .

I feel like my face has turned green. To describe it without exaggeration, my face must be as ugly as eating shit.

"Huh..." With a half-smile, he hummed lightly, brushed the dense scars on my arm lightly, and pressed his fingers on a certain point on my arm: "Regret?" While speaking, the needle of the anesthesia needle pierced me skin.

"... A bit. Anyway..." Ge You collapsed on the operating table, and I said weakly, "Anyway, that Yaoshisi Tianshan is a difficult guy, thank you for helping me find a place to go."

Although it's not a good place to go. .

"You're welcome." Without continuing to inject the anesthetic, the smile on the corner of Dou's mouth disappeared. "You still say thank you even now, you are a strange guy."

"You are a good man, Senior Dou." I felt the tingling pain on my arm. "It's just that you don't know it yourself."

"Being treated like this..." Dou just looked down at the scars on my arms, and then bent down to look at my face: "It should be easy to tell the good from the bad... Then why do you think I'm a good person?"

"Subtle expression." I squinted and looked at the bag that suddenly approached.His two black eyes under the lens flickered with inexplicable anticipation. "Although most of the time the senior's expression is fake, but sometimes it is not, such as now."

Dou was startled, then a smile hung on his face: "Really."

Heck, I was just guessing. .

"Then..." Senior Dou moved closer, his bangs drooped down and touched my forehead. "How about now. My expression."

Silver hair. . .

In a trance, the face of that person suddenly appeared in my mind.

"Kakashi..." I murmured subconsciously.

"Heh..." Dou narrowed his eyes and reached out to touch my face: "I and Kakashi, are we similar?"

"Ahaha.. Ha. No, nothing." I stuttered a little from his sudden intimacy, I stretched my neck and smiled awkwardly: "Senior, you're too close, I'm not used to it."

"I'll get used to it." Dou straightened up, changed his mocking expression, and said lightly, slowly pushing the anesthetic into my veins.

"Why didn't you tell me when you were anesthetized so that I can be psychologically prepared..."

Before I finished speaking, my eyes went dark and I didn't know anything.

"I fell asleep right now... the type who is very sensitive to drugs..." He took out a notebook and recorded it.After writing the last word, he put away the tools and walked out of the room without looking at the girl on the operating table.

He who doesn't understand the meaning of self-existence is just proving his existence through various experiments.

The removal of the spells and the like are all lies. Originally, I just planned to take off the eyes and study them.

"Without Senior Dou, I can't do anything..."

In the forest of death, when she saw him, she threw herself into his arms with joy, like a little beast that had survived a desperate situation.Also, that sentence.

He admits to being a little tempted.

Although only a little bit.

But it was enough to make him unable to do so.

"I can't do anything without me...what?" Dou stopped walking.

The so-called meaning of existence. . .

"The new body fits well, Oshemaru-sama." Putting the medicine bottle on the tray, the pharmacist said with a blank expression, "Sasuke's work also took a lot of manpower. Now we just have to wait for the next reincarnation." .”

"Hmph.. Reincarnation ninjutsu is nothing more than that. Yakushiji Tenzen, there are people in this world who can have long-lasting vitality without ninjutsu. Well, let's not talk about that for now." The light in the room was dim, and the man with long black hair Leaning on the chair with a hoarse voice: "What is the result of the research you did without telling me."

"I'm sorry, Master Orochimaru." Kneeling down on one knee, he bowed his back respectfully: "That one is the only one of the Iga clan who has opened his eyes after all, and the research process may be very long."

"What about her eyes." Orochimaru raised the corner of his mouth: "As a medical ninja, you don't know the steps of analyzing pupils, right?"

"Yes, I understand." Dou raised his head, his eyes smiling into crescents.

"What a disgusting expression..." The smile on Orochimaru's face disappeared. "Well, I'm used to your little tricks in private. But don't overdo it."

"Compared to the power of Sharingan." Turning his back to Orochimaru, "The pupil power of the Illusory Pupil is not worth mentioning. Why do you want to leave that curse mark on purpose?"

"Hehehe..." Orochimaru laughed hoarsely: "I just think it's a little funny."

"Ah!" Do. .It's a nightmare!

Just wake up anyway. .

Because of the anesthesia, even when I woke up, I was still a little dizzy. .

"I've been in a coma for most of the day, so I'm sure I'm drug-sensitive." Sitting on a stool beside him, resting his chin with one hand, he seemed to be observing my reaction.

"Senior Dou! This!" I pointed to my head expectantly: "Has the spell been removed?"

"Failed." Dou answered bluntly.

Me: "..." Although I was disappointed, I also had some excuses. .

"Actually..." Seeing my disappointed expression, Dou seemed to want to explain something.

"Senior." Interrupting the words of the person in front of me, I looked solemn: "Will that Orochimaru arrest me for research, what should I do!"

"What are you talking about..." On Dou's face, there was an aggrieved expression that he heard the joke but couldn't laugh because he wanted to maintain his image: "Oshemaru-sama usually doesn't manage the affairs of Otonin Village."

Eh?

It means that I belong to the general affairs of Yinnin Village. .Don't worry about being dissected by Orochimaru at all, because I'm so useless that I don't even have the value of being dissected. . .

When he was relieved, he felt a trace of Dandan's sorrow. .

. .No, Orochimaru also left this chakra mark on his body!

"Then what about this!" Pointing to the curse mark on my chest, I was still not at ease.

Dou: "That..."

I was nervous: "how?"

Dou: "Many people have it."

Many people have it. .Many people have it. .Everyone has it. . .There are. . .

"All of them..." Slowly got off the bed, because of the effect of the anesthetic, my legs softened, and I knelt on the ground with my hands propped up. "I have no interest in my body at all..."

"So what is your focus..." Dou rarely made complaints, but he did not forget to add: "Don't worry, it will get better in the future."

"Then..." I looked up expectantly: "Senior, do you still like me?"

Dou looked at me playfully, and slowly opened his mouth: "No, I'm not interested in you."

Me: "...you are real."

Dou: "Thanks for the compliment."

"..." I'm not complimenting you. .

The author has something to say:

I don't know what kind of skills to give the heroine, I haven't figured it out yet.Thinking about magic tricks.