Crossing Naruto: The Daily Life of Waste Wood

"I give up, Brother Kisame. I want to wash my hands in a golden basin." Sitting on a small chair, I stared closely at the burly brother with dark blue hair: "As a member of Akatsuki, I do my best every day." I've had enough of occupying restaurants."

"Because even a gangster has to make money, otherwise how would I support you, a worthless child. You don't need to ask, you know, it's not something like Konoha Academy." Kisame sat on a chair in a suit, reached out to flick the cigarette ash: " I like the math teacher, right? I'll grab a dozen for you tomorrow. What do you want to learn? Geometry or algebra."

I tweaked: "No, I don't want to learn mathematics, I want to do this (undescribable) and then do this (undescribable)"

"Pretentious... What are you talking about the eighteen prohibitions." Kisame grinned and showed his fangs: "We are gangsters, even the head teacher of Konoha Academy will show you."

"So it's not a matter of beheading people at all." I stood up with red cheeks and spread my hands: "I just fell in love with that person, and nothing you say will work!"

"I don't agree." Guixie didn't even look at me, and looked down at the phone screen: "If you talk too much, I'll cut off all your fingers."

"... What kind of mobile phone are you playing with? Can you be more respectful when others talk!" I reached out and slapped the phone in Guixier's hand.

"Give me enough time!" Guixie got angry in a rare way, and stretched out his hand to grab my hand that slapped his phone away, "It was the boss's call just now, you are trying to make things difficult for me..."

"That kind of nail head is not my boss..." He lowered his head guiltily and looked at the toe of Gui Shark's shoe. "Kill Matt..."

The leather shoes are shiny and shiny, they must be waxed every day.

"Willful." Gui Sha let go of me, the sleeve of his black suit scraped against my arm, feeling cool. "If it weren't for me, you would have today. You are still here to challenge me, your benefactor."

"...Don't talk about that!" I grabbed Guixie's arm excitedly: "He was doing well in the Wu Academy, but you have to drive the director away, and let the boss in that group be nothing. Principal, you cleared out a large number of students who failed the physical test as soon as you came up... It's all your fault for not going to school!"

"I didn't know that the director at that time would be Uchiha Madara..." Kisame scratched his hair and said dissatisfiedly: "I don't know when that Kakashi you met, he led you to ruin. "

"It was when I was an undercover exchange student in Konoha Academy. Let's not talk about this, we are actually the bad guys." I reached out and tapped the black-bottomed red cloud armband on my right arm: "But like me, every time It’s so difficult to collect protection fees, why can’t we just wash our hands in the golden basin.”

"Golden basin to wash your hands...heh." Ghost Shark sneered and sat on the chair: "I really dare to say it."

I am stern: "How is it?"

"It's not impossible..." Gui Sha rested his chin with one hand: "Complete the final task of collecting money, it's up to you."

"It's a deal." I raised my fist excitedly.

Kisame looked at my fist hanging in the air with a half-smile, and snorted disdainfully.

"...a fist bump?" With dry fists raised in the air, I said awkwardly: "Brother Shame"

Ghost shark: "..."

Me: "Just touch it, young people are doing this now, if you don't understand, I'll teach you."

Kisame: "...you mean I'm the youngest."

I:".."

"Forget it." Guixie didn't say anything, and clicked on the document in front of him.

"Oh, so that's how it is." I flipped through the documents seriously, and said with satisfaction: "It's the new director of Konoha Academy, Tsunade, who owes the leader of Kakutsu a large sum of money... just let me use force to make it go away." She surrendered!"

"Good luck." Guixie turned the boss's chair so that his back was facing me.

"Brother Xie..." Guixie, why are you speaking so tremblingly, as if holding back a laugh. .

There are indeed many talents in Konoha Academy, but none of them can fight! . . .perhaps?

I got up and prepared to walk out of Kisame's office.

And what if Kakashi stands up to defend Konoha Academy, I can't do anything to him at all. .Ah, no, it’s obvious that they owe us money, and we have to be reasonable, we can’t owe money just because we are gangsters, right?Ahh I haven't seen him for more than a year and I'm still a little excited. .

When I opened the door with a heavy heart, I bumped into Itachi Uchiha head-on.

"Captain Itachi." Holding the document, I greeted respectfully.

"That's..." Itachi looked at the thing I was holding in my arms, and didn't say the rest of the sentence.

"Hello, team leader, goodbye, team leader." Itachi's air pressure was unusually cold. .It's scary every time we meet.Obviously not a few years older than me, why can't he write horror on his face like Kisame. .

After the girl closed the door, Itachi spoke to Kisame: "If I'm not mistaken, why did you give her that thing." Itachi frowned: "Even people with such harsh horns are going to give up. Debtor, let her deal with it, what do you think."

"It's just that guy fell in love with a certain man and wanted to leave the organization." Guixie gritted his teeth while playing with the bullets in the drawer: "If you can't complete the task, if you threaten her with a cut finger, she will never think of leaving me Here it is."

Itachi: "You are a typical old father's mentality."

Kisame: "Do you think I'm old too? I'm only 31 years old."

Itachi: "People can only discover their true feelings when they are in a critical moment."

Kisame looked puzzled: "Feel?"

"Hmm..." Itachi said thoughtfully, "Could it be that you're jealous?"

Ghost shark: "..."

Itachi: "Although it's a bit early... Ah, Aoi is almost here."

Kisame: "...I really want to cut you off, Itachi-san."

"Ahem, that's it. I'll make the way first, and you guys will follow me." Squatting outside the gate of Konoha Academy, I whispered to the little ruffians in the organization.

Shamat boy A: "Okay boss! No problem boss!"

"Hey those over there!" The security guard at the gate stared at this side vigilantly: "What the hell are you trying to do around that girl!"

"Hold down, you!!!" I lowered my voice to teach me a lesson, and I glared at boy A viciously.

"It's nothing, I'm fine." I hurried away.

Having spent quite a bit of time here, the two security guards, Izumo and Koko, knew me.

Because of the reason that I had to leave the academy, I still chose the traditional way of intrusion—climbing the wall.

"Hey yo...it hurts..." Because I'm not good at business, I can ignore things like falling off the wall. In fact, my comprehensive ability in the gang is still good.

Just a small mistake. .

Patting the dirt on my buttocks, I stood up and whistled to the younger brothers outside the wall as a signal.

"What are you doing!" It was Izumo's voice.

Boy A: "Climb the wall! What's the matter, are you looking for smoke!"

Me behind the wall: "..."

Don't do this!I'm so sad here alone!

I also thought about breaking away from the identity of a gangster after the end, and turning into an ordinary girl to confess to that person. .

. .Forget it, I'll do it myself.

"Office No. [-], No. [-]...uh." He accidentally passed by Kakashi's classroom.

Obviously decided to see him again after leaving the organization, but couldn't control it. .

You're still teaching math, Kakashi.A long time ago, didn't I complain that mathematics was too troublesome and wanted to teach other subjects.

The man standing on the podium in the classroom lazily droops his eyelids, has fluffy silver hair, and a white mask covers most of his face. He taps the chalk on the blackboard from time to time.

I hid behind the glass window and looked at him greedily.

. .It seems that nothing has changed.

But in comparison, have I changed a lot? After all, when I left without saying goodbye, I was only 16 years old.

I'm here to do business, not to spy!

"...Is there no one?" The place that should be the director's office was tightly locked.

"It's a pity, if this is the case, you won't need this." Putting the gun back in my pocket, I took out a wire and stuffed it into the door lock.

It is also good to go in and browse various information.

5 minute later.

"What are you doing..." Tsunade, the so-called principal, owed so much usury. .Xiao organization is just one of the creditors. .what.

Kisame won't be messing with me!

. .If he can't complete the task, he will definitely chop off my finger!

"Who are you..." A male voice came from behind.

"I'm nobody! Forget everything you see now! Otherwise, I'll just..." With the gun half drawn, I turned around and saw Kakashi standing by the door.

"That's it." Kakashi crossed his arms and said, "I've noticed you since just now. You left without saying goodbye for such a long time, how will you make it up to me, Igaoi."

Kakashi's voice was calm, but his eyes were full of unbelievable joy of reunion after a long absence.

"I... am Aoi's twin sister... Aoi...Sunflower." Lie without blushing, I took out my gun and aimed at Kakashi: "Get out of the way, right now."

He didn't speak, just walked over step by step.

Seeing this situation, I simply threw the gun.

There was no way to touch him anyway. .

"That's why..." Kakashi approached and raised his hand to touch my hair. "You are doing this kind of thing again, why do you have to solve everything by yourself?"

this kind of thing. .

I flinched when I heard his words.

These days, there are so many reasons for not paying back the debt. . .I'm just a little bit more aggressive. .

"It's time to think about letting go of your burden and then..." Kakashi put his hands on my shoulders and leaned closer like a lover: "Come back to me. At least, trust me."

"Who would believe a man like Mr. Hatake Kakashi who doesn't even show his face..." Ahh, I regret that sentence just now!This is what I was talking about when we first met!

wrong. .Kicking the office door and hiding the gun, my image in his mind must have plummeted. .

"It's still the same as before, and I don't know the atmosphere at all." The fabric of Kakashi's mask rubbed against my face: "I said that I like me a year ago... It can't be a lie."

. .good!Embarrassed!embarrassed!

Kakashi, you don't even know what I'm doing now, I'm going to do this and that as soon as I come up!

"There's no such thing...uh..." Startled by Kakashi's sudden hug, I hugged his waist tightly almost intoxicated.

yes. .I really miss this feeling.

"After get off work every day..." Kakashi inserted his fingers into my loose hair: "I will miss you very much."

"But... I'm a gangster."

Brother Kisame, it's not that I despise this job. .Well I just despise the job.Blame me for being young and frivolous and boarding a thief ship. .

"I know." Kakashi pushed me to the desk behind him calmly: "I know."

"I did this to protect you..." Because of the hug just now, I was a little dizzy with excitement, and followed his movements and leaned against the table.

"Thank you. A lot of things happened that year... I understand all of them now." Kakashi covered my eyes with his other hand, leaned over and gently pressed it down.

. .What are you doing? This is it!

"S...Stop..." I reached out and grabbed his clothes. "Your mask is an eyesore, Kakashi."

"However, this is the only way to maintain the sense of mystery..." Kakashi's voice seemed to be trembling slightly because of forbearance.

"Mysterious size!" He stretched out his hand and pulled away his hand covering my eyes.

Now that he has discovered my general intention of leaving and also knows about Xiao's organization, I think it is necessary for me to explain it to him.

"I'm eighteen now, not as easy to deceive as I was when I was 16!" Leaning on the table and grabbing Kakashi's collar with one hand, I stretched out my other hand to grab his mask: "I know Kakashi-sensei, you are thinking about that now, otherwise why would you push me to the table. But before that, this mask must be taken off!"

Kakashi: "...it's not like that...and don't call me teacher."

I couldn't understand his weak explanation at all, so I put my legs around his side directly: "You are so old and still struggling with what kind of mask... It doesn't matter, I will take care of you."

Kakashi: "..."

Whoa!

The office door, which had been tightly closed, was suddenly opened violently.

"Kakashi..." Tsunade outside the door was still kicking the door: "You actually do this in my office..."

Kakashi subconsciously said: "Principal Tsunade! I..."

While he was stunned for a moment, I quickly tore off his mask with my sharp eyesight.

Me: "I always feel... as if I've seen this face before..."

Kakashi covered his face with his hands.

Me: "But so handsome..."

Kakashi: "That's great."

I wanted to tease the other party, but instead I was molested, someone saw my true colors, and I was caught on the spot by the director of the school who hadn’t attended for 100 years but attended today for misbehavior. .

Mr. Hatake Kakashi feels that the future is worrying.

"Probably so." Boy A handed a stack of photos to Guixie, and retreated respectfully.

"What a surprise." Itachi looked at the photo without any waves in his eyes. "But it's also within reason."

"Mr. Itachi..." Guisame gnashed his teeth: "Are men nowadays so fast? Or is it just that shameless white hair?"

"Look, it really is like this." Uchiha Itachi casually flipped through the handwritten Uchiha ancestral handwriting that had been studied a hundred times. "Jealous."

"As a man who watches my brother's every move every day, I really dare to say it..." Kisame straightened his tie: "Well, the Akatsuki organization is not something that Konoha Academy can shake, she better be reasonable."

Itachi: "A real gangster wouldn't get bogged down in this kind of thing. Kisame-san."

Kisame: "If you don't analyze my psychology casually, I still like to listen to Mr. Itachi."

Itachi: "Thank you very much."

Ghost shark: "..."

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