Crossing Naruto: The Daily Life of Waste Wood

"Did Naruto and Sasuke start a fight?" Staring at Kakashi's fast-moving back, his feet gradually felt powerless.

"Perception has improved." Kakashi didn't look back, but just looked into the distance. "Follow me."

. . .I can't keep up!

Seeing that Kakashi had already fallen a certain distance, I resigned myself to my fate and was too lazy to chase after him desperately.

"What are you doing... Hurry up." Kakashi slowed down a bit and looked back at me.

"That..." After a long distance, I panted and pointed out: "There's a fire over there, why don't you rush to put out the fire..."

"Ho Fireball." Kakashi jumped onto a building in a few steps: "This is troublesome."

"..." So Sasuke, are you going to turn the rooftop of the hospital into a BBQ?

Thinking of Sasuke's cynical iceberg face, I staggered.

"If you can't keep up, just slow down." Kakashi said calmly, "I will solve it, don't worry."

. . .Well don't worry.

Two minutes later, I rushed to the scene and saw a scene that I will never forget.

Sasuke: "Which is more!!!"

Naruto: "What is gay~~"

On Sasuke's right hand was Chidori's lightning and thunder, while Naruto used a ninjutsu that he had never seen before. Both players shouted each other's name, and they were about to engage in ninjutsu and physical collisions.

And let me not worry. . .They arrived one step earlier than me, why are these two still fighting! Kakashi, is this how you solve the problem!

Ah! Sakura suddenly shouted "Don't fight any more" and ran over!

. . .If this continues, she will be recruited.

Responding within a second, I ran up as fast as I could to pull Sakura away.

. . .But sure enough, the speed is not enough to catch up!

In the blink of an eye, Kakashi descended from the sky, grabbed Naruto and Sasuke's wrists one by one, turned them in one direction and threw them out.

. . .Kakashi, why didn't you stop them earlier, it scared me to death.

wow~

Sasuke's Chidori pierced the huge water tank under my feet, the water in it splashed out, and Naruto fell to the side of the building on the other side.

"That..." The Chidori of the assistant's support hadn't dissipated yet, I squatted on the edge of the water tank and looked down at him: "Why are you fighting all of a sudden?"

I guess it's the cut of love and hate. .Getting beaten up by Uchiha Itachi in front of Naruto is really embarrassing, Sasuke.

Turning around and looking at Naruto, Kakashi was checking whether Naruto was injured.

"Damn..." Sasuke gritted his teeth, got up and was about to rush towards Naruto.

Cough cough, so young people nowadays are really irritable. .

"What is gay, don't be impulsive!" I clasped Sasuke's arms from behind, and I pulled him back hard to prevent him from attacking Naruto: "It's not good if you crush the flowers and plants..."

"Mind your own business!" Sasuke struggled to break free.

"Sasuke stop!" Kakashi suddenly stood up and looked towards this side with his brows tightly furrowed.

"It's okay, Kakashi-senpai~" I tried my best to subdue the struggling Sao Nian in front of me, and smiled at Kakashi: "Everything is under my control...Wow, it hurts!"

→Elbowed by Sasuke to the left cheek +1

"Chidori is not for you to use on your companions. Don't be immersed in the sense of superiority." Kakashi's eyes were a little dim, and he looked at Sasuke with a complicated expression. "Why do such childish things... Do you want to kill Naruto, Sasuke?"

"Hmph." After beating someone and pretending to be aggressive, Sasuke didn't even look at me, he slapped his butt and ran away without taking a cloud.

Naruto was rarely silent.

Hum what huh Sasuke! Hum your head!

Touching the face that was bruised by Sasuke in a petrified state, I gritted my teeth bitterly.

rude. . .Why did you beat me when you broke up on the roof? I am just a good citizen who is enthusiastic and brave. Why do you treat me like this!

"Hey..." Sakura rubbed her eyes with both hands, tears seeping from between her fingers. "Kakashi-sensei...why did you become like this..."

"Don't worry~" Kakashi walked up to Sakura and smiled comfortingly.

. .Actually, I need more comfort here, Kakashi.

Look, my face is swollen and I say, if you don't give comfort, a Band-Aid will do.

Me: "That..."

Sakura: "But...uh..."

Kakashi: "Don't worry~ With the teacher here, it will be the same as before~"

"Who would believe that kind of thing!" I covered my face and complained: "However, those two people are... um..."

"Ahaha.. Don't worry, Sakura~ Go back, the teacher will take care of it~" Kakashi came up behind me and grabbed me by the neck and dragged me down from the iron shelf on the roof, lowering his head and approaching I whispered: "Bad boys who talk without looking at the atmosphere will be punished, so..."

"I was wrong, hahaha, it's so itchy..." With both hands lying on the man's arms tightly stuck around his neck, I couldn't hold back: "Don't do this, Kakashi-senpai, my ears are very sensitive... "

"You're too sensitive, you." Smiling, looking at me with goosebumps on my arms, Kakashi paused, and turned his face to the other side: "Master Jiraiya, when did you come here?"

. .I haven't found such a bright object here. I can only say that it is worthy of Sannin, and the breath is covered up just right.

"I've been here since just now." Jiraiya looked at me and Kakashi thoughtfully.

that. .To say hello to say hello. .

"Jiraiya, what happened to your %&##? Although I'm not interested, it's still #&. Uh Kakashi-senpai, please let go of your arms, it hurts..."

Kakashi: "You actually said something like kissing heaven's #&. You are still underage! Don't look at strange things!"

Me: "According to the laws of this country... my age is rounded up and it is equivalent to an adult..."

Jiraiya: "Oh, the two of you are so close, have you finally started to attack Kakashi?"

Kakashi: "...Actually, I still like Airi-chan in Jiraiya-sama's book. I'm not interested in this kind of kid."

So Airi-chan just wrote it according to my character, but the breasts became bigger and the hair color changed. .Here I would like to thank Mr. Jiraiya for his wonderful collection of materials. .

My fingers were weakly picking at Kakashi's elbow that was still firmly stuck on my neck, and the corner of my mouth twitched: "...Even if you say that, the pervert will not give you the book for free, Kaka Senior West."

Kakashi: "... Really don't give it away?"

"No, this is a new work, and it hasn't been released yet." Zilai also scratched his ears: "Also, you are really dishonest, Kakashi. Unaware of all kinds of emotions”

Zaika was dumbfounded.

"Hehehe Kakashi-senpai was in a daze when he was young..."

"Aoi, what kind of expression is that on your face..." Kakashi glanced at me with erratic eyes speechlessly, and Kakashi put his eyes on Jiraiya: "Well, stop here for politeness. It's Jiraiya-sama doing it Well, teach Naruto that kind of ninjutsu. It's too early for Naruto. If it doesn't work out, Sasuke might be killed."

"Let's be with each other. That Chidori is also quite dangerous." Jiraiya remained expressionless: "But I didn't expect that he would be the kind of person who would use that technique on his companions. Or is there something between those two brats?" Do you have a deep hatred?"

Kakashi: "It's a long story...their relationship is similar to the relationship between you and Orochimaru, my lord..."

Jiraiya: "..."

. . .So what does it have to do with me when you talk about it? I'm so embarrassed to be caught in the middle.

"Teach them a little bit, Kakashi. One more thing..." Jiraiya stared at me sharply. "In front of this child, he actually talked to me about these ninjutsu topics. I remember, this guy is from Wuyin Village. Although I also like her character, but..."

"This is a mission." Kakashi let go of me, and lightly put his hands on my shoulders from behind.

"Eh"

. .the task is

She looked back at him suspiciously.

Because he just woke up not long ago, it doesn't mean that he won't have missions in the near future. .

Looking at Kakashi's calm eyes, my heart sank.

So it really is because I have a close relationship with Kisame Kaki, so Kakashi is like this.

Mission first is the iron rule. When necessary, of course, the threat to the village will be cut off.But he was obviously very happy when he stayed with me. . .

"Well, I'll leave Naruto to Jiraiya-sama." Kakashi's hand on my shoulder tightened a little. "I have other things besides Chidori. Goodbye."

"..."

Kakashi won't really kill me. .I have explained the matter of dried persimmon and ghost shark, and if I say a little more, I will vomit blood and die because of the spell of Tianshan. . .

"Aoi." Kakashi patted me on the shoulder, got up and jumped onto the building. "Follow me."

"..." I stood still.

I really want to be quiet. .

"What's wrong?" Kakashi returned to his usual familiar lazy expression.

"..." I said with low confidence: "I can trust you, Kakashi-senpai."

"What are you talking about..." Kakashi frowned and grabbed my arm: "If you can't even trust the person you like, Aoi, you really failed."

"...Ahaha, isn't it?" I'm used to it, being called stupid, a failure or something. .However, he still said that the person he liked, obviously refused to go on a date with me. "Since the seniors have said so, let me start dating happily..."

"What kind of date are you underage." Kakashi pulled me and walked on by himself: "That kind of thing can only be done in two months. Because I will be 16 soon, Aoi."

Kakashi. . .Know my birthday.

I stared blankly at the big hand with ninja gloves covering my hand.

. .What will happen to me in two months.

I will be taken away by Tianshan of Yaoshi Temple, and then I will continue to live the same boring life as before, and my family property will be gone. Let Tianshan know that I will definitely deal with me severely. .

Kakashi: "...Aren't you happy when you're almost an adult? Why do you suddenly have a cold war?"

Me: "Ahem, I'm so excited."

rustle.

A strange sound was heard.

"What's wrong?" Kakashi turned around. "Don't look around, it's time to go."

"Where are you going..." I answered absent-mindedly while walking, and I stared nervously at a point in the bush with wide-eyed eyes.

It's the breath of a ninja.

"So...can you really trust me?" Holding Kakashi's hand tightly, I stared at the bushes and swallowed.

"Yeah." Kakashi calmly agreed, turning my face to him. "Just look at me."

Who is this person hiding in the grass! So you want to interrogate me!

. . .Although he was reluctant to part with Kakashi, he always felt that it was better for him to leave.

She had clearly sworn to protect him, but it's a pity. . .Tianshan's words suddenly floated in his mind:

"The difference in destiny is the fate of the Koga and Iga clans.. There is no fate, there is no fate..."

That guy occasionally mutters words that have nothing to do with fate.It turns out that the territories of Koga and Iga are very close to each other, so Romeo and Juliet of this kind often appear. .Isn't it reasonable to say that destiny is different? . .Ahh so annoying. .

"...senior"

Looking at the arm under the bend of my leg, I froze for a second.

Suddenly he was picked up.Why. .

"With me... No, if you are happy with your companions, you must work hard to stay, don't give up at every turn..." Kakashi led me forward quickly, and whispered in my ear: " The person hiding is not a bad person, you are not afraid, are you?"

"... How can I not be afraid!" Holding Kakashi's arm tightly, I stretched my neck over his shoulder, staring nervously at the cascading buildings behind me. "I'm scared to death..."

That guy really caught up, I really want to throw a shuriken to break it!

"Be honest when you are in my arms, even if I am a jonin, you will fall if you keep moving like this." Kakashi tightened his arms, freed one hand and pressed me back: "If you are afraid , just hold me tight."

"I told you that I'm different from Kisame Kisame and I don't do bad things..." He hugged Kakashi and buried his face in his chest. "I can't spare you, Kakashi, if I want to say anything.

"...It's not called Kakashi-senpai anymore." After a second pause, Kakashi continued: "However, unexpectedly cute."

I. .Still very happy to be teased.

I have always teased him, why is the role reversed today. .

5 minutes later:

"Come in." Kakashi gestured as he opened the door of the apartment. "Let's live here for the time being. I will teach you more in the future."

Kakashi's room.

"..." So this is the rhythm of cohabitation

"The person from before should be Anbu from Konoha Village, he won't come here yet." Kakashi took off his gloves and put them on the table, and lifted my chin with his hand to check the wound on my face.

"Anbu is... hiss, senior, you should be gentle..."

It was the first time Sasuke slapped him in the face. .If I knew it earlier, I wouldn't fight.

"Well, I'll be fine this way." After rubbing the anti-swelling medicine on my face little by little, Kakashi frowned and looked at my forehead: "What's going on in the head."

"That..." I sneered: "When I went to the hospital to visit my senior two days ago, I was hit by a medical ninja with a nunchuck."

"...It must be because you did something strange again." Kakashi gently touched the bruise on my forehead that had almost dissipated. "Don't worry."

"Senior, don't you think you've talked a lot lately?" Rubbing his hand with a blushing face, "But I like it."

"..." Kakashi was stunned, and withdrew his hand in embarrassment, "The matter with Chidori hasn't been resolved yet, so I'll just stay here and wait for me to come back."

"Can you take me with you..." I grabbed Kakashi's sleeve.

That strange Anbu should still be wandering around, how can you rest assured that I am here alone! "I'm very obedient and won't disturb you!"

Kakashi pulled me awkwardly and grabbed his hand: "It won't take long...I'll be right back."

Me: "My love for you..."

Kakashi: "Even if you say that to me..."

Me: "It's like a tractor going up a hill!"

Kakashi: "..."

Me: "Vigorous ~ fierce ~.. So, don't leave me here alone."

"Vigorous... so I understand." Kakashi leaned over and gave me a hug. "I won't leave you, trust me."

Kakashi's breath. . .

I blushed and blinked flattered.

It seems that the strategy was successful

But this hug is so long. . .

Feeling something was wrong, I pulled away in a second.

It was not Kakashi in front of him, but a scarecrow in Kakashi's clothes.

. . .Another substitute technique.

I let go, and Scarecrow Kakashi fell to the floor.

It sucks to get away with embracing such a vile beauty trick.

I stared at the scarecrow's face for a while.

Kakashi, you have a handicap, this face is too ugly. . .