Crossing Naruto: The Daily Life of Waste Wood

"Ah, I'm so troublesome." Squatting on a tree in a small forest far away from the Jonin dormitory, I wrapped the towel in my hand around my head and wiped it.Because of running in a hurry, the collar was still on one side, but I didn't bother to fix it.

That red bean guy, why do you have to ask Kakashi to take care of me? You can tell at a glance that Kakashi looks like he's settling accounts after autumn. .I just can't handle it.

That's why I blame Kisame for talking too much and acting like I'm very familiar with it. It's obvious that he wants to tear down my station and doesn't want me to mess around in Konoha Village.Ah, Yakushiji Tenzen doesn't want me to hang out in Konoha Village either.It seems that I have to practice hard in the future so as not to be controlled by these people in my life.

I made a telescope with both hands and observed the buildings in the village.

. .Sure enough, I still don't want to go back to the Jōnin dormitory.After a while, I bought a stewed eggplant for Kakashi on the way, and then I will spend the night at the outpost tonight, because there I can play cards and smoke turtles. .

I rubbed my hands itchingly at the thought of playing poker.

In addition to the extremely poor card skills of the Hyuga clan in the north gate outpost, there is another point that there are many people in the outpost and it is very lively together. .

Speaking of which, I have never lived in a collective dormitory.Sakata had that small single room, and he lived with Genma during his training, but because Genma was very unaware of a man, it was a completely exploitative relationship between a master and an apprentice.After a fierce battle for the right to a single bed, I lost humiliation and slept on the floor for three months. .

Thinking of this, a few black lines floated on my forehead.

Even that was already weird. .

Red Dou: "Aoi, why are you sleeping on the ground?"

I am used to it."

Red Dou: "Don't be so shy, let's squeeze together~"

Me: "But... oh wow Miss Hongdou, don't be so direct, I'm just a child..."

Thinking of something even weirder!

I cover my face.

After a few seconds of delay, I pulled the towel off my head and twisted it, and I shivered.

. . .so cold.

Because it is a small forest, the temperature is relatively low

Shaking the water droplets on the towel in his hand, he once again stuck the things in his hand on the top of his head and moved violently.

"I told you all about it, you can't rub it carelessly like this."

I shrugged my shoulders when I heard the magnetic and lazy voice behind me.

The towel in his hand was pulled from behind.

In the next second, someone raised her hair from behind. "Must be so gently..."

"Kakashi-senpai..." Feeling the man's fingers inadvertently brushing the back of my neck, I turned around blushing.

"What?" Unexpectedly, there was no gentle feeling. Kakashi behind me pinched my hair expressionlessly, and the movement of his hands still continued: "Are you mentally prepared? What's the secret? Speak up now."

A suspicious and meticulous ninja like him may think that Kisame and I colluded together to do no good after going through the previous incident. .

But it sucks to make me lower my guard with a gentle voice.How are you going to pay me back for my girlish heart, Kakashi?

I reached out to free the hand that was holding my hair, and a backflip landed on the other branch.

"Actually avoiding me to such an extent... What is your relationship with that dried persimmon Kisame." Kakashi folded his arms, "I am very concerned."

"Senior, no matter how you look at it, you don't look like someone who has just recovered from a serious illness..." I looked away with a guilty conscience: "Because I am a fellow townsman, there are some intersections, but I don't know anything about what he did..." Just For example, I don't know anything about joining the Water Country Reactionary Alliance.

Asking this kind of question, and talking about taking care of me, in fact, he is still watching me. .After all, Kisame has become an S-class felon and pretends to be familiar with me. .

There was Kisame Uchiha Itachi in the front, and Yakushiji Tenzen in the back. I have lost confidence in the security of Konoha Village. .

"Don't be distracted when talking to seniors." Suddenly, my shoulders sank, and my back leaned against the tree trunk due to inertia.

"Wow!"

. . .Was taken aback.

What kind of teleportation technique is used at this distance, Kakashi! It will scare people to death!

"I thought you had practiced well..." Kakashi put his hands on my shoulders, staring down at me who was trembling, "This reaction is not what a ninja should have."

. .I was still practicing hard when you were unconscious! I quit my job because of this! You can deny my ability but not my attitude. This is a matter of principle!

"A person who has been in a coma for a week really dares to say it..." The corner of my mouth twitched, and I looked up at the silver-haired Junin who had the upper hand in the altitude, and a string of awkward words came out: "I don't know Which man kneels instantly when he meets Uchiha Itachi, if this lady didn't follow him, he might have broken his nose with his face on the ground, and more..."

"Well, the more incompetent a person is, the more he talks big." Kakashi tightened his hands on my shoulders, and bent down his upper body uncomfortably to exert coercion: "For children who are weak and stubborn, it's not good. Education is not enough."

"Don't educate me, I'm just telling the truth..." A large shadow appeared above my head, and I looked away from his approaching face embarrassingly: "If you don't want to be complained about by someone who has slept in intensive care for a week, go down Just be careful once, I'm worried about you, bastard..."

"You actually said bastard." Kakashi laughed dumbly: "I'm really worried."

"Of course~" I sternly said, "The moment you called me 'father', senior, I, Igaoi, swore to protect you like an old father, Kakashi-chan!"

"...I've never said that kind of thing before." Kakashi stood up straight, stretched his right hand forward and clubbed it on the tree trunk behind me, and his left hand was still on my shoulder. "You like to lie, you don't need to clean up. Don't expect me to be merciful to your subordinates in future training."

Being trapped in a small space by Kakashi, it really irritated me to hear that the training was merciless. . .

"I'm telling the truth. If you don't remember, I do. Asma Hongkai, Kisame, Uchiha Itachi remembers~" Boldly clinging to Kaka's outstretched arm, he lifted his feet Leaning closer: "If you don't believe me, just ask, senior..."

During the speech, the breath sprayed on his neck, and I felt a bit of stiffness in the person in front of me.

Kakashi's ears turned red.

. . .If you don’t have this awareness, don’t play wall-dong with me! It’s fine if I come here~

But Kakashi is so tall, it's uncomfortable to keep thinking about his feet like this. .

Staring at the seductive clavicle curve vaguely outlined on someone's dark blue ninja uniform, I took a step back unwillingly.

"What's the matter." Kakashi came back to his senses, looking at me who suddenly gave up "seducing" him with puzzled eyes: "This is not like you, Aoi."

. . .What is it like me, squatting somewhere waiting for you to pass by every day, watching you when you are eating, and then always expressing your love without limit when the two of you are alone?

Kakashi, do you know that the worst thing is not having a lover.

"...I didn't collude with the rebels from Wuyin Village. I'm really just a fellow villager... Also, I have caused you trouble all this time, senior." Rarely speaking seriously, he put his hand on my shoulder Taking it away, I looked elsewhere. "Next time I won't hug you casually, because I've said it's not an example... Also, I'm very happy that you can wake up, senior, really."

If you wait until you lose it to regret it, it will be too late.

There is nothing wrong with Kisame Kisame, even if it is Kakashi Sharingan, he will also meet a demon like Uchiha Itachi.

Itachi's illusion is only mental damage. The most frustrating thing is that last time Tianshan almost killed Kakashi in a vegetative state. .

I put my hands over my chest.

If it weren't for the curse mark on my chest, I wouldn't be able to hold the tip of the knife in time at my speed.Here I am deeply grateful to Orochimaru. .If you want to become stronger, chasing men is too much of a waste of time, I have to do a self-criticism. .

Sure enough, she doesn't want to be a foolish girl who can only confess her love.So in the future, we must work hard to practice, whether it is Xuanjian's method of spitting out toothpicks (Xuanjian: it is a thousand copies, not a toothpick), or Hongdou's snake attack (Hongdou: it is a hidden shadow snake hand!) or Shenyue Izumo's maltose paste face (out Yun: Shuiyinayuan, Shuiyinayuan!), I am very happy to observe and learn.

If you like him, don't let him get hurt, although Kakashi really doesn't need protection when he's not in a vegetable state. . .Cough, even a good-for-nothing must have a dream, right?

"Aoi..." Kakashi frowned and stared at me for a long while: "I don't want to cause trouble, you are causing me trouble by acting so abnormally now."

"...That's really sorry, senior." Dodging Kakashi's fingers stretched out to pinch my face, I carefully suppressed my inner feelings. "Isn't this very good now. I am constantly pestering you, and I, Kakashi-senpai, are actually very annoying to you."

If you want to practice this skill, you must first come from the palace. Doesn’t it mean that you can’t be distracted by the lower body. .

"It's not so much that I'm used to it... No." Without pinching my face, Kakashi paused with his left hand, and put it on my still wet hair: "I don't hate it. So, just be yourself , don’t care about my feelings.”

"Huh?" Feeling the caress of the big hand next to my ear, I almost couldn't hold back. .

Just be yourself and don't care about his feelings?But I am a slut!Even so, it doesn't matter!

. . .No, no, now I finally have some decent pursuits, and the matter with Yaoshi Temple Tianshan has not been resolved, so I can't just be addicted to masculinity like this. . .

"Hey what?" Kakashi's eyes were bent into crescent moons, and the thin calluses on his fingertips rubbed against my face, a little itchy. "Did you hear what I just said? Don't be so dull, Aoi."

. . .It's just that it doesn't matter if you indulge a little bit of masculinity today, right?

Because I was severely defeated by Makashi's law, I put my arms around Kakashi's waist in a bit of annoyance, and then looked up at him: "Isn't this annoying?"

"I don't hate it at all." Kakashi picked up my hair, "It's still wet, I'll catch a cold."

Anything with hair is fine!

"Then what about this?" He rubbed his generous chest on the silver hair in an insatiable way.

"No..." Kakashi said sternly, "Because Aoi is a cute girl, so I don't hate it."

"Then, Kkkk..." Suddenly, I felt a certain switch being turned on, lying in his arms, I blushed and started to stammer: "Can kiss words work! Come on... the last time I was at the dumpling shop, it wasn't true at all the kiss..."

Kakashi: "..."

Appeared! The completely unreadable expression on Kakashi's face! But what to do when the words have been spoken!

Me: "... I'm joking, don't be angry."

The man in front of him took a deep breath and didn't speak.

. . .So this mask is really an eyesore, it covers most of my face, so how can I act according to my face, monster.

"So..." Kakashi sighed, with a smile in his eyes, "You are really slow. In every sense..."

It's fine if you don't let me kiss you, why do you say I'm stupid.I also know that I am stupid, inexplicable. .

"As a senior, because I don't want to make my lovely junior unhappy, so I'm reluctant..." Kakashi said softly, put one hand on the back of my head, and bent down. "That's all right..."

When my lips touched my face, I trembled with excitement.

Although it's just the face, even though it's just through the mask. . .

"You're blushing, Aoi." Kakashi said thoughtfully, "It seems that my charm is quite big, Senior."

"..." My mind went blank, I raised my hand to touch the side of my face that had been kissed.

"It's okay." Kakashi raised his hand and touched my forehead: "It's a little hot."

"No...it's okay, I'm just a little dizzy."

"It's fine~" Kakashi squinted and smiled, reached out and grabbed one of my arms: "Let's go."

. .Where are you going? I want to play poker all night tonight!

After waking up, I now hate myself for being unable to resist the temptation. .

"I won't go..." With the other hand, I grabbed a thinner branch, and I made up my mind to go to the post.

Because the vast number of low-level chunin can provide me with the opportunity to work as a temporary worker, so of course we must establish a good relationship. .

"Where else can you go except the Jonin apartment. Don't you like staying with me?" The hand holding my arm tightened, and Kakashi turned back and patted my face lightly: "Be obedient good."

Me: "... I want to go to the northern outpost to play poker and mahjong with Gang Zitie and the others."

Kakashi: "You don't know how to play mahjong."

Me: "What does that matter. The little brother from the Hyuga family will lose no matter what he plays~" If you really start to gamble, the little brother from the Hinata family will lose so much that he has nothing left in his underwear. .

"Brother from the Hinata family?" Kakashi frowned, "It's Hinata Shuichi, right?"

"Isn't it? Hinata's Shuichi-kun..." Kakashi pulled so hard that I almost broke the branch. .

"...It's only a dull girl like you who doesn't understand anything. There is no one who never wins at cards. That guy Shuichi deliberately lost to you..." Seeing that he couldn't move me, Kakashi turned around and pulled me. Live my neckline: "I disagree."

"Don't keep saying I'm slow, Kakashi-senpai!" I let go of the branch and clasped my collar tightly with both hands, "Anyway, I don't want to go back, I have to practice soon..."

"Enough is enough, you." Kakashi squeezed my fidgeting hands: "If you are not allowed to go, you are not allowed to go..."

After half a second:

I:"..."

Kakashi: "..."

Me: "Senior Kakashi has also sensed it. Chakra at twelve o'clock."

Kakashi: "I'll educate you later..."

Me: "... Rather than dissing me now, why don't you hurry up and see what's going on, Kakashi-senpai."

The author has something to say:

I don't know why it became like this as I wrote it. .The agreed cohabitation was postponed again.