Crossing Naruto: The Daily Life of Waste Wood

"Then, and then, he said, 'Obviously I just wanted to come here to see my old friends, but I ran into you again' or something!" I laughed like a thief, and excitedly pushed Sakata beside me. "What do you mean by 'meeting you again'? If you think it's troublesome, don't grab me out of the grass. You obviously care about others!"

"Don't use too much force..." Sakata complained, "Why are you so excited, it's hard to reopen. This is a newly laid tile, too much movement will break it."

"What are you talking about! Why are we drinking on the roof if we don't want the tiles to shatter!"

Sakata's wine bottle knocked on the roof and dinged: "It's not us, it's me drinking. You don't have enough to drink. You are really serious. What you said happened a week ago, and you are still excited What kind of energy is there?"

"... Of course you, a businessman, don't know what the ninjas are thinking! Even Naruto and the others can't be at home all the time!"

Sakata: "Naruto... Ton ton ton hiccup~"

. .Sakata, one day you will have cirrhosis of the liver.Still don't listen to me.

"I haven't seen Naruto a few days ago, and I don't know where he went." Sakata asked with interest, "That Naruto defeated that Hinata Neiji in the third Chunin exam. It's a pity that that happened..."

"Who knows. I heard Sasuke said that he actually defeated Gaara, which is also very powerful. Before the funeral of the third generation, he was still lying in the hospital, but he recovered within a few days, without saying a few words..." I rested my chin on both hands, "Naruto only goes to ramen shops, Sasuke hates sweets, only Sakura occasionally visits. Kakashi comes here often, hehe."

Sakata: "It's dangerous to be a nympho like this, girl. Then, after he catches you from the grass"

"...in the future... I will talk about some unpleasant topics in the past." I thought for a while, "It seems that after I said that my parents were killed by Konoha White Fang, Kakashi was very strange."

"Hiha" Sakata burped for a long time.

"...Drink less, it's disgusting. Ah, when it comes to that story, I clearly said that it was all the fault of the war. I don't mind that Konoha Baiya is from Konoha Village. But since I was young, I didn't have many friends. Can't communicate..."

Are you kidding me, how can a time-traveling girl play with children of the same age. . Did the 15-year hiatus cause my level of communication to drop? .He glanced at Sakata with a black line, "So it really is my problem!"

"...No, it might be Konoha Baiya's problem." Sakata said that he took a sip of wine to suppress his shock. "Konoha Shirato is Hatake Sakumo, that's Kakashi's old man... hiccup~"

"Hey" I blinked.

. .This is really breaking news.

If I had known, I wouldn't have told Kakashi.

I'm just a parallel importer who traveled through time. .The main reason is that I have never met those so-called parents. My real parents are still in the parallel world. .Ah, speaking of time travel, it's been so long, but I don't think much about my original home anymore.

. .But I have had a hard time in the past ten years.To be the patriarch, you have to learn all kinds of knowledge, although you forget it in the end, as the patriarch, you must know how to manage the family wealth, even if you go bankrupt in the end, as the patriarch, you must become the strongest in the whole clan, even if you are useless in the end.

Taking advantage of Sakata's inattention, I picked up the wine bottle and took a big gulp of the liquid inside.

A steaming burst exploded in his mouth.

This is the first time I've been homesick and I forgot.

The Iga clan is very dangerous inside, and Yakushiji Tenzen alone is enough to bear it.I still want to have anything to do with this clan, the leader of the fart clan, I think I'm just a staff. .I don't know why Tianshan was so persistent before. The longer I grew up, the more useless he became, and he became more and more pretentious. In the end, he killed himself, and he deserved it.

Ah~ It's better to stay at home, time travel is the worst thing.

If it weren't for the mention of my parents because of Kakashi's incident, my homesickness would not be so strong. .

"Why did you drink my wine!" Responding, Sakata stretched out his hand to grab the wine in my hand, "Eighteen bans!"

"Nah... Long-winded." After several sips, my tongue became stiff, but now I just want to make myself feel more uncomfortable, because I miss home, my mobile phone, and my computer. . .

"This is called borrowing.. Borrowing wine to get rid of worries, you know what a fart." Having never drank before, I felt that there were three Sakata in front of me. "Sakata~ Tell me, if I change my surname, will I not have to be the head of the clan?"

"...Are you drunk?" Sakata got up and snatched the wine from my hand. "If you're drunk, go down, I don't care if you fall."

"I'm not drunk!" I stood up, and then fell on my side in a daze, "You...you haven't paid back the money you owe me!"

Sakata:"..."

I can't control my mouth anymore, "Just call me the previous name, Yamamoto Aoi, how about it?"

Without waiting for Sakata to respond, I answered myself: "No, no, no, Aoi Yamamoto sounds like the one who came out of the mountains."

Sakata: "...well, drink some tea"

"Sakata, your name is Gintoki, I'll just say it... sounds so familiar."

Sakata: "No, actually my name is Konosuke..."

"It's decided, I'll be called Sakata Aoi from now on~" As I said that, I wanted to stand up again, and successfully stepped on a tile that had just been laid under my feet.

"Hey..." Sakata stretched out his hand to catch me who was sliding down, but he didn't. .

Dizzy and dizzy, I slid down the roof. I could have used Chakra to absorb the wall, but I was too lazy to move.

I squeeze my eyes shut.Anyway, you won't die if you drop it. .

After a few seconds, the expected pain did not come.I fell into someone's arms.

Kakashi, always there when I need it~ so happy~

"What are you doing, you fell off the roof suddenly."

I opened my eyes, and a sharp shovel was pointed at my nose.

"Xuan... Teacher Xuanjian."

Xuan Jian reached out and patted my face, "Do you have a fever?"

"...Why is it you, boring. And me now... hiccup, my name is Sakata Aoi now~"

Genma looked at Kakashi behind him who was carrying a bag after returning from a mission together, and then at Sakata who was on the roof smiling and talking about a misunderstanding, and then put his gaze on my face.

"Are you kidding me, you're actually drinking!" Xuan Jian reached out and slapped my cheek violently, "Come on, you bastard!"

"Ah, my face hurts so much.. Ugh~"

Genma looked at the vomit on his shoulder with a dark face, stretched his arms and lifted me in front of Kakashi: "Here."

The eyes were dangling, and Kakashi's expression could not be seen clearly.I can only feel his hand under my arm, the fingers are cool.

"I changed, I changed my mind." I said word by word with my tongue out, "How about my name being Hatake Aoi from now on?"

"...It's ugly." Xuanma took off the vest that was stained with vomit, and stared at me in Kakashi's arms with folded arms, "You guys have become more and more rampant recently, and you are not going to practice, Still drinking!"

"Well, you can call me whatever you want~" Kakashi reached out to wipe the drool from my mouth, and said in a lazy voice, "Don't reason with drunk people, Genma."

"I'm not drunk!" I didn't know where the strength came from, I grabbed the collar of Kakashi's vest with both hands, and my eyes tried to focus and stared at his eyes. "Please don't pay attention to that matter, senior! I'm not a second grader!"

Xuanma slapped my head with a hand knife: "I think you owe a blow, don't you, Kakashi... Kakashi... eh..."

He vaguely saw the eyes of the person in front of him widen, and he freed a hand to press his Sharingan hard.

Then I fainted.

the next day.

"Eh, it hurts..." I held the plate in one hand and massaged my temples with the other.

"It deserves it." Sakata poked his head out from inside: "And he dared to drink so much."

"..."

It is said that people who are drunk will really keep yelling that I am not drunk. .Like an uncle.

I recalled with black lines on my face: "I seem to have lost my memory, what should I do. By the way, I was so dizzy from drinking yesterday, I didn't do anything strange."

"...well, who knows..." Sakata said leisurely, then retreated to the kitchen.

"Oh, thank you for the two meatballs~" Kakashi opened the curtain and walked in, and smiled helplessly after seeing me: "Yesterday you really scared everyone."

Kakashi was supposed to wrap a few rounds of gauze around the sharing eyes covered by the forehead.

You're scaring me now, okay? .

I petrified in place.

Could it be that when I fainted, the alcoholism poked Kakashi's Sharingan!

"..."

"Are you worried about this?" Kakashi touched the bandage on his face, leaned closer and said softly: "Aoi's pupil technique is really powerful.It just looks like this.Well, don't worry, it can still be used normally. "

I'm sick.

I shook my hand and the plate fell to the ground and shattered.

So far, only Kakashi knows my ability.

Why is an obviously passive skill turned into an active skill with substantial damage. .I'm only the second eye-opener of the Iga clan in so many years, and I really don't have a role model to learn from.

"It's not good to go on like this, Aoi." Kakashi put a hand on my shoulder, "It's not too late."

"..ha"

"If you lose control of your ability, it will be very dangerous to yourself and everyone." Kakashi paused, "You don't want to hurt your lovely senior, do you?"

"So you still need to practice." I bent down and picked up the debris on the ground.

If Kakashi guides me. . .

Jingle ~

I raised my head subconsciously, and the two bells were hanging in Kakashi's hands. "Could it be that..."

Kakashi sternly said: "Exactly."

I stood up abruptly, "Is it really a token of love! Give it to me, give it to me"

"How is it possible." Kakashi popped a well on his forehead, "It's just a prop for snatching the bell battle, prop!"

"What, it's rare that I'm still excited..."

Kakashi was expressionless: "The third practice field at seven o'clock tomorrow."

I turned around and glanced at the busy Sakata, "I can still ask for leave in the morning, but not in the afternoon."

"So it doesn't matter what you do about work. If you want money, you can go to Xuanma, cough cough, or me." Kakashi took the takeaway from the window, "No matter how you do it The meatballs here are all sweet and greasy..."

"...So if you don't like it, don't buy it."

Kakashi scratched his hair: "...I said it was for the red beans."

If it was for Hongdou every time, Hongdou would have become fat as a jujube long ago. . .It's really suspicious no matter how you look at it, Kakashi.