Crossing Naruto: The Daily Life of Waste Wood

"Can't you leave the hospital yet?" Sakata put the fruit on the bedside.

I reached for an apple, "It's only the fifth day. You can't enjoy more advanced medical ninjutsu with this degree of injury. But the risk of infection has passed."

". . . but you don't look anything wrong."

"Yes, I think so too." I took a bite of the fruit in my hand, and the sour feeling exploded in my mouth.

. .I really want to eat meat.

I suddenly remembered something, "how is the store?"

Sakata shook his head: "The foundation was blown flat. You..."

"Don't ask me to borrow money, I still owe people money."

Masaaki Sakata: "You are such a poor employee, you don't even have a place to live when your business collapses, and you actually run away at this time!"

never mind. .

"Take it, take it." I put on a blank face, took out the ticket from my wallet and stuffed it to Sakata. "If you don't pay back the loan, I'll kill you."

Sakata counted the money in his hand: "Now we should be able to pay the engineering team. Also, your character is getting worse and worse."

"..."

Trapped in the hospital, changing dressings every day in pain, even a little white rabbit would bite, and even said that I have a bad personality. .

I moved my shoulders a bit.Because of the effect of medical ninjutsu, the wound that takes more than ten days to heal will be fine within three days.

"If I remember correctly, the funeral of the third generation will be today." Sakata looked at the Hokage Building in the distance through the window, "This funeral has been delayed for a long time. I don't know who the next Hokage will be..."

"Well, it doesn't matter who you are." Looking from the window, the medical ninjas who came out of the hospital were all wearing black funeral costumes and heading towards the direction of the Hokage building.

Do most ninjas go to funerals?

It was supposed to be discharged the day after tomorrow, but there will not be many staff in the hospital during the funeral, so I won’t be found if I sneak out.

I opened the window and felt the sunlight outside the window.

It's warm, but a little dry.

"It's a good weather." Sakata touched his own chin, and said mischievously: "It's a pity that you, a patient, can't enjoy it."

Suddenly so hot...

I grabbed an apple on the bedside and looked at it with disgust: "Where is this suspiciously sour fruit delicious? I bought it at the cheapest market! Doesn't your conscience ache?" !"

Sakata: "What is conscience?"

. . .Shameless.

After leaving Sakata, I pulled out my clothes from under the bed.

Now it's time to escape. .The weather is so sunny today, which is a good time to move your body.

10 minutes later.I was fully dressed and lay down in front of the window.

Well, very good, many people seem to have gathered at the Hokage Building.

I opened the window and jumped out from the third floor.

Half an hour later, I hid under a tree and shivered.

. . .What a broken rain. .

Because the dumpling shop was blown up, I didn't go anywhere for a while and wanted to go for a walk in the woods or something. Why did it rain at this time. .

I hold a banana leaf on my head with one hand.

While medical ninjutsu is useful, the cast on his left arm will take days to remove.If you go back from this forest now, this leaf won't last that long. .

I looked up at patches of shade overhead.

A beautiful girl hiding from the rain in the green forest is not a very sad mood~ Of course it would be better to ignore her arms hanging in front of her body.

A drop of rain pattered on the face.I wiped it off.

He looked at the muddy water in his hand with a black line on his face.

. .I forgot that I was in the woods, of course there would be mud or something on the trees. .That's why I hate the rain the most!!

"...I will definitely avenge you."

girl's voice

I climbed out of the tree out of curiosity, and squatted in the grass in and out with the leaves on my head.

A long-haired woman in mourning puts flowers in front of a stele.

. . .Now there are people with purple hair? I have complained about Sakura’s hair for a long time, okay? Sakura pink gay purple or something! Why is my hair black, such a rotten street color!

"Long time no see." The woman stood up after offering flowers, "I'm here to see Obito, Kakashi."

Hey. . .Kakashi didn't go to the funeral of the Third Hokage?

"Well, I couldn't make it to the funeral because I was late. Are you here to see Moonlight Hayate, Yugao." Kakashi came out from the other side, dressed in black with his hands in his pockets.

"If I knew this earlier, why didn't I start earlier..." The woman named Xiyan suddenly turned to face me.

Surprised by her sudden action, I shook the leaves off my head with a trembling hand, and the cool rain poured on the top of my head, and I shivered.

"..." Xi Yan paused, then glanced at the bushes where I was hiding, "Forget it, take my leave."

Kakashi didn't say anything, just facing the direction of the stele.I can't see his expression.

Monument? .

I knelt down and slowly backed away.

If he is discovered now, he will definitely be taken back to the hospital that is so suffocating to death. .

"Yo, why are you in a place like this?"

I belatedly noticed the two legs in front of me.

. .Well, I'm used to it anyway, being caught and caught or something.

I was still lying on the ground in a disheveled and indecent posture, looking up at Kakashi who was bending over. "Good afternoon, senior."

"Even if it's mostly healed, it will still be infected in the rain." The man's bent body blocked most of the raindrops.

"Fractures and knife wounds are more difficult to heal than Senbon's wounds in the country of Waves before."

Admiring the male god's □□ing without taking his eyes off. . .He looks a little more handsome without the green vest. .

"...Are you listening, you bastard?" Kakashi reached out and grabbed my collar.

. .The feeling of being pulled up from the ground with one hand is really not very refreshing.It's the same even if he is dragged by a handsome guy.

Kakashi didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "What is your expression... Do you hate hospitals so much, Aoi."

"Just thought I should be working in the office now..." I reached out and squeezed Kakashi's hand that was holding my shirt, and looked up at him. "If it's you, I'll understand." I don't know why, but I suddenly remembered the distant past life.

"I'll try to understand." He pretended to be casual and took my hand away from him. "Besides being the patriarch of a clan, how many secrets do you have?"

. . .Which pot is not opened and which pot is lifted.I don't even want to think about the patriarch or anything, and I have never lived like a patriarch in my life. .

"There is no secret at all." Because it is time-traveled, so the secret is not a secret. .

"I'm only interested in men now."

Like a handsome masked ninja or something. .

"So don't look at me with that look." Kakashi sighed, reaching out to cover my eyes: "It's horrible."

. .This is obviously affectionate!

"I'm like this, if you don't like me, just push me away~" He hugged his waist tightly.

. . .Because one arm can't move, it seems that it can only be called hugging but not hugging.

The rain gradually stopped and a rainbow appeared in the sky.

"You are so tall, senior." Rubbing her beautiful breasts. . . "Actually, you don't need to push me away. Anyway, every time I want to hug you, you use the substitute technique to turn into wood."

"Well, let's forget it this time, because it's a sick number." Kakashi smiled, stretched out his hand and patted my back, "Really, I just wanted to come here to see an old friend, but I ran into you again. .”

I asked curiously: "Old friend is"

"Friends who died in the line of duty, their names are on the memorial monument over there." Kakashi paused, as if he wanted to speak, but finally said, "Obito Uchiha."

"Obito. Strange name." Walking to the monument, I reached out to touch the densely packed words on the cold stone tablet, but I couldn't find Obito Uchiha.

"I, maybe I really don't deserve this Sharingan from my best friend." Kakashi put his right hand on the Sharingan covered by the forehead, and said softly.

. . .In fact, I'm really not suitable for this kind of melancholy dialogue.

"Ah, that's right, but senior is already very good, so Obito Nine Springs should be happy too... so so so... um, um..."

Suddenly, the top of the head was rubbed vigorously: "Don't take my words too hard, I know you don't like this kind of atmosphere."

Not Kakashi like this! I am actually a very talkative person, but I am not suitable for this world of ghosts and animals! Now I can catch a lot of sad people when I go to the street.

"Ahem!" Since it's not enough to talk about close friends, let's talk about other things! "How are the parents of seniors?"

"Well, my mother died in battle when I was very young, and my father gave up his mission because he was saving his comrades. He was blamed by the villagers and finally executed himself."

"Senior...it must be very painful." . .Although Kakashi, your tone is very flat, but I am so frightened now! This world is so malicious and powerful! → Frustrated and leaning forward

Kakashi waved his hands with black lines on his face: "Don't pay too much attention, Aoi, it was all a long time ago."

"Yes... yes." The corners of my mouth twitched, "Actually, if you want to talk about the past, I am also very pitiful."

Kakashi: "...you are fine now. Emotional intelligence can be exercised slowly so don't force yourself..."

So how do I go about this topic, it's so confusing.

The little light bulb in my heart flickered.

"I haven't seen my parents since I was born here." I scratched my head, took a deep breath, and raised my index finger, "I heard from the elders that they were killed by Konoha Baiya in the Battle of Chiba. Those elders always I look forward to helping them avenge me, but in fact, I don’t agree with revenge at all! So you see how sunny I am now! So seniors, you should also relax~”

Kakashi: "...Eh"

My smiling face froze.

It stands to reason that what I said should have positive energy. The story of a girl who is not afraid of the setbacks of life and maintains the correct three views will get high marks even if it is written in a junior high school composition.

Ah, why Kakashi's face is getting darker and darker.not. . .My heart sank.

"Senior Kakashi, you won't..."

Kakashi suddenly took a small step back, his whole body tensed.

I was taken aback by his appearance, but I still spit out the second half of the line, "You won't have early menopause, will you?"

"How... How is it possible, haha." Kakashi smiled covertly.

. .So why did I laugh when I was rudely asked by the juniors if it was early menopause? With my IQ and EQ, I can no longer understand Kakashi's brain circuit. .As expected of the legendary Sharingan Kakashi!

"I'm sorry." I scratched my hair in embarrassment, "Speaking of Konoha's white teeth, although he has a grudge with his family, it is understandable that it is a war after all." The first step is to expose the irrelevant words of the war era , the second part will ease the atmosphere. .

"And I don't even know Bai Fang's real name. When I hear the name, I think of Senior Kai's teeth. It's so hot to say hahaha...ha"

Kakashi put a blank face: "Oh."

De-escalation strategy. . .fail!

"Senior. Maybe I really don't know how to chat."

Kakashi (fugue state): "Um... what did you just say?"

"..."

Not listening at all. .

"Nothing." I turned around and sat next to Kakashi, looking at the sun in the sky.

Even if they chatted to death, it would be great to just quietly watch the scenery together like this.

Reaching out to touch my bandaged arm, my eyes darkened.

All misfortunes are over.I am very happy now.