Crossing Naruto: The Daily Life of Waste Wood

Struggling between being useless and becoming more useless, I never thought in this life that such a me would actually wait for the presence of the God of Marysu.

"Since you are the heroine but you don't have any golden fingers, so this great god will show mercy and give you the blessing of Mary Sue halo for one day."

"It's actually..." I clasped my hands devoutly and said, "So I can become a Mary Sue! Can you arrange something for me, such as colorful hair, diamond tears, peerless beauty..."

"Innocence." The god of Marysu snickered lightly, "Su's basic requirement is to be a lolita, and anyone over 15 years old is already Obasan, what more appearance is needed~"

I:"……"

What an annoying God Su...

So what kind of aura is it after all?

"Then, specifically...?" Ah, it's gone...

"!" After waking up, I sat up abruptly, and I raised my hand to scratch my sleeping hair.

It was a dream.

He yawned and fell back on the bed.

Ah, I still have to do tasks today...

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"Everyone didn't come." I glanced at my watch strangely, and I looked at Neji who was standing quietly next to me wonderingly: "It's almost time, Captain."

"I know." Ning Ci paused, then continued: "The time I told you is wrong, the meeting time is one hour later."

I:"……"

"Please don't be angry, I did this just to spend some time alone with you. Actually, I... have liked you since before." Neji looked away as if embarrassed, his black hair blocked his side face : "Is it too abrupt for me to say that?"

I:"……"

cold field

This……

I trembled and took half a step back.

Could this be the halo of Mary Sue?That was not a dream!

"I'm sorry for scaring you." Ning Ci was a little disappointed by my reaction, and then quickly returned to his usual calm demeanor: "I just want to tell you that I saw you on the training ground by chance that day, and I will never forget you." It won't fall."

The training ground... I obviously don't go there very often.

"As long as I can be with you..." He took a deep breath: "Let me do anything."

The character design is broken, Mr. Neiji Hinata! !

The handsome guy in front of me has exquisite facial features and skin like creamy cream, and the black hair that hangs down on his temples hangs softly on his shoulders. This scene makes my mouth dry and tongue dry.

what a delicious man...

"Really..." I swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "I can do anything?"

Ning Ci closed his eyes with a reddish face: "Yes."

Me: "Then..."

Ning Ci stepped forward, put his hands lightly on my shoulders, and said in a seductive voice, "What."

Looking up at those innocent white eyes, my voice stammered a little: "I want...to see your women's clothing."

Neji: "..."

Cold again.

...You can do whatever you want, but you can't dress like a woman.Why does he look like he's about to hit someone? What a disgrace to Mary Sue's halo.

Seeing that the atmosphere became very strange, I waved my hands again and again: "I was just joking..."

"sunflower."

Someone behind me called my name.

Hearing someone's voice, I turned around in disbelief.

It turns out that Neci's murderous intent was aimed at him...

"Sasuke..."

Uchiha Sasuke, no matter his face, figure or strength is top1, he is the most perfect male god in my ideal.

But the male god held a knife in one hand, and the chidori in the other hand sparked with lightning along the way.

"You are really good, and you even asked me to find this place..." Er Zhu expressed his displeasure in the fury: "It seems that I can only use force."

If hit by Chidori, the body will be paralyzed and unable to move.Sasuke, although you are my type, the most important thing for two people to fall in love is to be equal.

Almost without thinking, I turned around and ran away decisively.

"Stop... didn't you agree to revitalize the Uchiha clan with me!"

No!I never said that!

Startled by Sasuke's astonishing confession, he staggered and broke a branch under his feet.

Not good... I'm going to be chased.

In the next second, there was a weight on the waist, and the whole person was hugged by the waist.

"..." Is it Kakashi?

"Why is Sasuke here?" Kakashi looked ahead at Sasuke who quickly threw off the pursuer and Neji who was following behind Sasuke.

It's the first time I've experienced being chased by a handsome guy, I always feel...

"However, you look quite happy." Kakashi lowered his head, his eyebrows frowned.

"Senior Kakashi..." buried her head on his chest with some shame: "I'm probably not the only woman in the world who is attracted to two men..." (@何书玄)

"What silly words..." Kakashi glanced behind him: "I'm still chasing you."

"Go find a place to hide by yourself, and Neji and I will hold Sasuke." Speeding up the distance, Kakashi quickly put me in the hiding place, and finally kissed me hard: "Don't like other men. "

"Oh... oh." He was flattered and touched the place where he was kissed.

The beauties of the beautiful men are too shiny, and I will become a scum girl if this continues... It's a pity that Mary Sue's halo can only last for one day!

rustle

Lying under a pile of tree leaves somewhere, unable to sense the chakra of Kakashi and Sasuke, I moved my body and slowly crawled out.

Before he could stand up, two feet of a man appeared in front of his eyes.

"I miss you so much, Miss Kui." The visitor stared at me condescendingly, and kicked me around several times.

"It hurts..." Knelt up with difficulty and covered his face with his hands.

I fell on my face, hey!

"Tianshan..." He was suddenly picked up by the collar and shoved onto the trunk of a tree, and his vest was taken off all of a sudden.

Yaoshi Temple Tianshan smiled charmingly, and roughly tore open my neckline: "I've been thinking of doing this for a long time."

... Fortunately, Mary Sue's aura can only last for one day!

"Mr. Tianshan." A voice stopped Tianshan's violence: "I helped you enter Muye Village not for you to do such a thing. And... please don't touch my brother's woman."

I looked around with a wooden expression on my face.

Uchiha Itachi, has a pair of pretty eyes, exquisite appearance, super high dual quotient, strong strength, is the second perfect male god in my ideal... (poof)

"Tsk..." I came back to my senses, weakly moved the wrist that was tightly held by Tianshan, and gave him a disdainful look: "Look at others and then at you... Normal women won't like you, right? old monster."

"So what." Tian Shan said disapprovingly, and slowly moved his face closer: "It's useless to resist. Come and kiss me, miss."

Me: "Hey... bah!"

"..." Tianshan remained silent, without wiping the saliva I spit on his face. "What a headache. I wanted to be gentle with you."

Suddenly, he raised his hand and grabbed my neck: "Well, forget it, I will let you enjoy it."

"Uh..." It's not good... There is no one around to help, even if you haven't successfully cultivated the Flying Thunder God Art, you still have to try it!

Quickly gather chakra and use space-time ninjutsu.

In less than a second, the surrounding environment completely changed.

Um?what a touch...

Looking down, I froze with some sweat.

...Mistake!And it's not an ordinary mistake!

"I was thinking about you just now." The green pupils of the man I was riding on stared at me without blinking: "It's a miracle that it just appeared like this."

"!" The corner of my mouth twitched fiercely, and I quickly moved away. The scene was so exciting that I forgot to rub the goosebumps that had already formed all over my body...

It's Kakudo...

Why Kodo! !

Thin tentacles suddenly appeared on the ground next to my feet, and suddenly bound my hands and feet.

Jiaodu slowly approached, moved his arms with playful eyes, and more thin threads entangled my body.

The tentacles/hands controlled by Chakra forcibly restrained the movement, and the body was lifted off the ground.

The vest was ripped off by Tianshan just now, and the ninja suit on the upper body is very thin, just like that being touched/handled by that kind of fan...

Are you kidding? This is not Lifan!

"Be my woman." The man stretched out his hand and grabbed my chin: "Quickly tell me, the huge wealth of your family that is secretly hidden..."

It turns out that what you like is money and you don't like me at all!What kind of scumbag are you!

...No, the point is wrong...

"I... don't know... um..." The tentacles/hands wrapped around my body tightened even more, and some parts were inadvertently touched, and I couldn't help panting lightly.

"You really don't know. Hmph..." Jiaodu snorted coldly, raised his hand to take off his Xiaopao, and then slowly began to undress: "If you just turn you into my thing, that guy Tianshan will definitely compromise of."

While speaking, the ninja suit on the upper body was torn apart by the touch/hand, revealing the innermost camisole...

Seeing Kokuto who was about to get serious, I struggled in a panic: "What are you doing! Wait a minute... Puff..."

... I accidentally laughed out loud!

Jiaodu climbed onto my waist with one hand, and said displeasedly: "What are you laughing at?"

"This is such an ancient style of loincloth..."→Life without love

This person's naked/exposed body is enough, why do you want me to see something with hot eyes... I really want to poke my eyes...

This is not Mary Sue's blessing, this is Mary Sue's curse!

Snapped!

The thin thread wrapped around the whole body was cut off suddenly, and the body suddenly fell into the arms of another person.

After a few minutes of running away, he was finally released.

"Huh...huh..." Even though I was let go, I still hugged Guixie's waist in shock, while panting: "I'm saved..."

"Are you freaking out?" Guixier was silent for a moment, her eyes wandering unconsciously on my bare shoulders.

"!" Quickly let him go.

...This guy will soon be able to bear it too.

All of them are so greedy for their bodies! (face)

Unexpectedly, Guixie took off his Xiaopao and put it on me.

"..." She froze for a moment, then looked up at his face in a daze.

"Come closer," he said.

"Oh..." Driven by inexplicable emotions, I stepped forward and approached him, shrinking back a little nervously.

Guixie grabbed my shoulders: "The temperature in this place is low. If you catch a cold, it won't be good."

Me: "Well..."

"Why are you so obedient all of a sudden." Kisame hesitated for a moment, then lowered her head and kissed my forehead tentatively.

Ah... I have no love left... I want this day to be over early and end quickly, and I have to quickly recover Chakra and send it back...

"Compared to Kakuzu, I'd rather be you..." Thinking of the hot scene before, I tightened the clothes on Kisame's chest with some fear.

"Remember, you said at that time... that you would repay me with a promise of your body." There was some seriousness in Guixier's voice.

Me: "Well..."

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Leaning against the entrance of a certain hotel room and kissing passionately——

"Hmm... wait a minute..." Guixie panted heavily, and pushed me away a little reluctantly, as if to confirm something: "Then... you are my woman now, right?"

"When two people are together, as long as they are happy." I raised my hand and wiped the wet corners of my mouth, my eyes unnaturally bent: "What are you thinking, you are mine, and I am yours, so tired ..." (@洪世贤)

"..." Guixie seemed to want to say something, but in the end he didn't say anything, just bent down and deepened the kiss again, and slowly reached into my clothes.

This guy's kissing skills are too good, he is a little out of breath...

Too bad, I was so teased that I had some reactions.

"Hmm..." Some legs limply hugged Guixier's body.

...He has already absorbed part of the chakra while he is not paying attention, and now is the time to use Flying Thunder God.

After making the decision, he decisively concentrated Chakra and used space-time ninjutsu, and teleported back to the door of his apartment with a whoosh.

How can it be repaired... because this Lao Shizi Mary Su halo has betrayed even her hue!Fortunately, there are still a few minutes before the halo will disappear...

"Where have you been?"

As soon as I opened the door with the key, I turned my head and saw Genma with a dark face. "Xuanjian..."

"I can explain!" With some embarrassment, one hand covered the strap of a suspender that was torn off by Gui Shark, and the other hand covered the hickey on the corner of the mouth: "I have no choice but to do this!"

Xuan Jian's face became darker and darker, he suddenly grabbed my arm, pushed open the door and threw me on the bed.

Before I could recover from the state of shock, Xuanjian pushed forward.

...Why are you like this!

I collapsed and covered my face.

There are still 3 minutes until the halo disappears... Please don't do weird things!

"Why would you do that kind of thing with another man..." Xuanma didn't wear a forehead protector, and with the sudden approach, his brown hair fell down on my face.

"I've said it all, I can explain it!" I can't break free... I just used the Flying Thunder God Chakra and it's not enough!

"Why are you struggling?" Xuanjian frowned, with a somewhat displeased expression on his face: "Do you just hate me that much?"

"It's not annoying..."

"That's good. My side is... my favorite." His knee, which was between my legs, suddenly moved up. "After getting along for so long, it's normal to fall in love with him... Apprentice."

"!" The strange feeling made me blush all of a sudden, and I struggled harder: "Don't do this! Please Xuanjian, no... Teacher Xuanjian!"

Xuanjian: "It's actually called a teacher at this time... so cute."

Me: "Please don't do this! Teacher... Uh... Teacher Xuanjian..."

At the last second, the buckle of the underwear on the back was also undone at the same time...

Xuan Jian was startled, and stopped moving.

"Huh..." Ignoring Xuanjian who was still pressing on me, I blushed and looked at the ceiling in a daze and let out a long sigh.

It's time... Bye bye, Marysu God...

Realizing what he was doing, Xuanjian's body trembled, and he covered his mouth with a pale face: "Ugh..."

I (disgusted): "What's the matter with retching all of a sudden, does my body make you so uncomfortable..."

Xuanjian: "To actually do such a thing to a student, I... am really a disgusting man..."

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The God of Mary Sue: "Sure enough, even if you are given the ability to be loved by everyone, Mary Sue, you will not be blessed with such a poor heart..."

Me: "My heart is poor..."

Su Shen (reading the notebook): "Let's see... I didn't get any handsome guys, but all the weird ones. In the end, the one who has the deepest affection for you is actually Kakuzu..."

Me: "That guy obviously likes my money...I hate money-worshiping scumbags the most!"

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Obscene work...

It's almost over.Recently, I am thinking about whether to finish writing the previous article that fell into the trap... I am thinking about it