Crossing Naruto: The Daily Life of Waste Wood

Because I was on vacation, I made a dish once in a while...

Holding the chopsticks and staring at the things on the plate, a drop of cold sweat flowed from my forehead.

... so unpalatable.

Although it's not too hard to swallow, but...

"..." Kakashi sat at the table calmly, with the mask pulled up to his chin.

I looked at the silver-haired man on the opposite side with some depression: "It's a pity that you can still eat, Kakashi-senpai."

"Hmm~ because I've been mentally prepared for a long time." Kakashi propped his chin with one hand: "I've said it countless times, don't call me senior, it will make others misunderstand... Forget it, I really don't want to educate you anymore. "

"...Dan Nasang's screaming is too awkward." I blinked, stretched out my chopsticks and stole a saury from the plate in front of him: "It's still delicious."

Kakashi smiled and ignored my snatching behavior: "Actually, yours isn't particularly bad. Just eat it a few times and get used to it."

"Really..." With a glimmer of hope in my cooking skills, I picked up my "work" again.

Just took a bite and I threw up.

Kakashi: "So I will come for the three meals in the future..."

"No...heck...whether it's ninjutsu or cooking...I won't lose to you!"

Kakashi looked helplessly at me, who was covering my mouth and retching: "You bastard has become more and more swollen since you learned the technique of flying thunder god."

"You have an opinion." He actually said that I was swollen...

"No...but compared to before, my competitive spirit has become much stronger." Kakashi said lazily, and looked at the ceiling with some fugue: "I'm already old, and I can't bear the pressure from you." Young people's challenge...Sometimes I really want to just tie you up and forget about it, so that you don't have to fight all day long...It's always like this, as Danasang, I'm very troubled."

What kind of attitude... I did this because I regarded you as someone who had to be surpassed, yet I'm still so dissatisfied... It's too early for the seven-year itch or something, and I've already started to hate me!Unforgivable!

"Oh, that's just right." I pushed the chair away with a clatter, stood up and opened the distance, and with the other hand, I took out a thin chain from the ninja tool bag on my back and swung it: "See who is tying whom... ..."

"Why are you here again... I apologize, I apologize!" Kakashi hurriedly got up, and raised his arms as a defense while stepping back: "...the room is so narrow, please stop making trouble!"

After a few tricks, he got his wish and was pressed to the floor by Kakashi...

"For a very serious challenge, I will go all out here." The man's hand on his arm loosened a little, and Kakashi hooked the corner of his mouth: "It's too early for you to beat me in martial arts." It’s been 100 years. But I take back what I just said... I also like you who are so energetic."

I moved my fingers, and Flying Thunder God flew behind him in an instant, and a crow flew on a plane and pressed his whole body on his back: "Does it mean that you didn't like it before?"

"...You're cheating." Kakashi looked disdainful to resist, and didn't even bother to move his arms: "It's so heavy."

Unexplainable uncomfortable feeling...

"..." With some vindictive mentality, she brushed his fingertips across his back, and then slowly moved close to his ear and blew, "Hey, senior..."

"What." The body of the silver-haired man under him trembled, and there was an embarrassing smile on the exposed side face.

Sure enough, this trick has been tried and tested repeatedly, Kakashi's sensitive points are really easy to find...

Smirking inwardly, he poked his hand into his clothes from behind: "Ah...it feels really good."

"I'm ashamed to say it." Kakashi seemed to enjoy the stroking: "I have a little belly."

"Really." Gently stroking his lower abdomen: "It's been a while since I did that... Dana-san."

"'That' is?" Kakashi swallowed, the silver hair on his forehead covered his eyes, and his breathing became a little short: "Cough... why are you so active today."

---split line----

"Hoo... hoo..."

The silver-haired male ninja's bare/naked upper body was covered with sweat, panting slightly with the ups and downs.

"Is this not enough..." I touched the iron chain around his wrist, and I asked softly.

"...Don't talk." Kakashi said a little aggrievedly, and adjusted his breathing after a pause for a few seconds: "I have to concentrate."

No, I really can't help laughing...

"Pfft..." The uncle sat on his back, I covered my mouth with one hand, and shook my smile: "Senior, you are really, what are you looking forward to just now~ It's really H~ My six Daime-sama~"

Kakashi: "..."

Kakashi → One hand and two fingers support the full weight in push-ups

"Which number is this?" I was too busy admiring the beautiful body/body to forget to count...

"356...357..."

After thinking about it, I said, "Is this the end?"

"Although I can do more, but I still forget it..." Kakashi moved the hand that was tied behind my back with a chain in frustration: "I am not allowed to use both hands."

"This level is nothing to you~" → A paw rests on his side waist

Kakashi (shaking): "Don't move your hands, it's itchy..."

A genius is a genius. I haven't practiced for so long and my physical strength is so good...

Pulling Kakashi up on the ground, the chain loosened a little, and he was thrown against the wall in a moment of distraction.

"..." Putting one hand on my waist, Kakashi's handsome face got closer and closer.

The next second I turned my face away from him.

Kakashi: "What's wrong?"

Me: "The smell of sweat is heavy."

"...It's not that heavy." Kakashi paused, then turned and went to the bathroom.

Lying on the pillow and peeking at someone's intimate paradise, while listening to the sound of water in the bathroom, his gaze inadvertently glanced at the desk calendar.

I frowned at a date hastily marked.

I have to go out tomorrow.Why do I suddenly feel a little nervous...

I was a little distracted for a while, and didn't notice that the sound of water in the bathroom stopped.

The little yellow book in my hand was snatched away, I came back to my senses and looked up at Kakashi who had a dark complexion.

"Cough... What's the point of showing me..." I coughed a few times in embarrassment, and I turned my gaze away.

Although I have seen this body countless times, I can't hold it every time I see it.

Not to mention the muscles, just the two cross-shaped scars on the chest, no matter how sexy you look...

Kakashi glanced thoughtfully at the direction I was staring at just now: "Why were you in a daze just now?"

"I'm thinking about going out. I have to go to Wuyin Village later..."

"Isn't that why you asked for leave?" He suddenly interrupted me: "It's rare that you have time, don't you want to stay at home for a while?"

I spread my hands to express my inability to do anything.

"Is the matter of that man really that important." Kakashi frowned: "Didn't I go there twice after that mission..."

"Don't talk about that... that task is definitely a stain on my career!" I blushed in embarrassment: "This time is different, he will be released, and of course I must go as a friend."

Kakashi: "..."

"Thanks to you, I explained the situation to Mizukage-sama. Anyway, I can't bear to say that I was rescued by the prisoner..." I didn't continue, I was a little embarrassed: "...I thought you were annoying What about him?"

"It's very annoying." Kakashi approached without expression: "It's just business. It is Mizukage's decision to pardon the prisoner."

"?" The next second, I looked up at the hands that were pinned above my head, and then at the aggressive silver-haired man close at hand.

After doing push-ups for so long just now, how could he still have the strength...

"Well... I didn't mean not to go home." Accepting Kakashi's movement obediently, his legs slowly clamped his waist: "Because Kisame looks so pitiful, I am such a kind person, How can you leave your former companions alone."

"Why do you mention other men's names at this time." Suddenly stopped, Kakashi frowned dissatisfied.A few seconds later, as if he had decided on something, he touched the heaven of intimacy with one hand and turned to a certain page in the back.

"Senior, you..." Why did I suddenly have a bad feeling...

"Don't you really want to read it?" He said, and brought the book in front of me.

"This is..." Adults among adults would be ashamed to explode after watching it!

Can this be called words... so obscene...

I was stunned by the huge amount of information, I swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and looked at Kakashi with erratic eyes.

What kind of man did I marry... Hatake Kakashi, he is really a powerful person in every sense... No, these things are written by myself.

Suddenly that old perverted face of Jiraiya appeared in my mind, and I felt bad all of a sudden.

"What a powerful spiritual pollution..." He closed his eyes and dared not look any further: "Senior Kakashi, I was wrong, I will never peek at your things again."

Shame/degree explosion, the whole person is not good...

"It's not enough just to look at it." Kakashi said, the hand that fixed my arm hadn't let go, and the tip of the other finger slid all the way from my lower abdomen: "Well, actually, I want to do this For a long time."

What is this like, he won't be...

There was a buzzing in my head, and I blushed and tried to break free: "I will never accept those in the book! That kind of hazikaxi stuff...!"

Looking up belatedly, the corner of my mouth twitched.

At some point, my wrist...was chained to the railing of the bed...

"Hmm~ Which step should I start next~" He paused, straightened up and rubbed his chin as if thinking.

...I'm really thinking, hey!Why did it suddenly turn into shaking s, did I say something wrong just now!

"!...Don't touch..." I was suddenly touched somewhere on my body, I bit my lower lip and trembled: "Are there any mistakes, aren't you allowed to touch there when you usually do it!"

Because it is too sensitive, the kind that will give goose bumps when you touch it...

"I made you proud enough when you teased me before, now it's my turn." Kakashi had a playful smile on his face, and squeezed my chin: "Be obedient, stick out your tongue."

"What kind of weird request is this? Who would... ah! Uh..." As the man's hand suddenly reached into the hem of my clothes, I couldn't help but screamed, and the moment I opened my mouth, I was kissed fiercely.

"Ka...Kakashi...um...Senior..."

"Wrong call."

"Ha!...Hand...take out your fingers...Senior..."

"Ok?"

"...danna...dannasang..."

—————The dividing line to Wuyin Village—————

A hotel in Hidden Fog Village:

How could Kakashi do such a shameful thing to me...

Thinking of some shameful scenes before, I couldn't help but hide my face.

Even legal couples are... very incapable of accepting it!

"I said I don't need you to accompany me." So why did he come with me?

"Since that man has already been released from prison, for your safety, it's better for me to come here." Kakashi smiled and looked at me with a face of shame: "What's wrong? His face is so red."

"..." He turned his head and looked out from the balcony with some discomfort: "My back hurts."

Kakashi: "Did you go too far before..."

I coughed a few times and changed the topic: "Even if he is released from prison, that guy will be monitored by the Anbu of Wuyin Village for a long time, so there is no need to worry about it. Besides, I am not weak..." There was a pause for a few seconds , I raised my eyebrows: "You are not jealous, are you?"

"...No." As if being hit, Kakashi blinked his eyes and held back two words for a long time.

"Why do you even eat Kisame's vinegar?" I waved my hand nonchalantly and said, "The man called Kanshi Kisame is interested in me, so let me wear the green tights of Kai-senpai, and then go around Konoha Village in anger." Running eight hundred laps is the same."

Kakashi (Khan): "...I don't know what's going on."

Me: "It means it's completely impossible... Ah, it's almost time."

A few minutes later/

It's getting tense again.

Waiting at the intersection, I looked at the entrance of the underground prison.

So why are you nervous...

"Are you nervous?" Kakashi's expression was a little depressed.

I thought about it: "Maybe I can finally be like Naruto, who can turn the bad guy into a good guy just by talking... I'm a little excited..."

Kakashi "...this has nothing to do with Naruto."

I → lower my head and twist my fingers

Kakashi: "Don't think too much, I'll just wait here, and I won't disturb your reminiscences."

"Hmm..." Reminiscing about the past... In fact, there is nothing to recount.

Kakashi continued: "There is also..."

"Ah, come out." Seeing the figure who just came out from the opposite side of the iron gate, before Kakashi finished speaking, he left him and trotted over impatiently.

When he was a few steps away from Kisame, he suddenly wanted to retreat.

There was a half-smile expression on the shark man's face.

Just now, I was a little excited and my head was hot... Would it be silly to hug as soon as we met?And he still has that expression... Judging from his previous habits, the possibility of directly shooting me away is relatively high...

Unexpectedly, Kisame took two steps forward and opened his arms to catch me who didn't brake in time.

"..." Because of inertia, the upper body was tightly embedded in the opponent's arms.

Ears pressed against his chest, he heard the sound of a strong heartbeat.I blinked in disbelief.

Suddenly a little... flattered.

I have had physical contact like this before, but this is the first time that a true equal friend hugs.

It's really changed a bit.For someone with a lack of trust like him, that's good enough.

Although I don't want to admit it, but for him... it seems to be a kind of relative.

Feeling the man's arms around my waist tightened a bit, I raised my arms to hug his waist back, and gently sniffed his clothes: "It smells so good...did you use shampoo?"

"Just a little bit. When did your sense of smell become so sensitive?" Due to the height of nearly 1.9 meters five, Kisame leaned down and buried her head on my neck in a rather aggrieved posture: "Seeing that I can come out , are you really that happy?"

"...Well." Feeling a little too intimate, I quickly pushed him away, looked up into his eyes quite sincerely: "Can you imagine, I feel like an old mother who has finally returned to her prodigal son."

"..." The expression on Ghost Shark's face suddenly became a little unstoppable.

This metaphor is indeed very inappropriate.But that's about it...

"So, what are you going to do next?" Sitting next to him on the steps beside me, I asked vaguely.

Let's go in about a while... I don't want to keep Kakashi waiting too long.

"After that," Guixie thought for a while, and opened and closed his palms nostalgicly: "Shark muscle has been with me for so long, exaggeratingly speaking, it can be called a part of me. It's impossible not to take it back. "

I:"……"

"Just kidding." Kisame chuckled with his unique strange tone: "Sure enough, I'd better go back to the house I lived in a long time ago."

Is it his residence in Anbu period?That is really, the most representative place for that dark age.

I frowned unhappily.

"Don't go back to that kind of place. It's no good living in the past...Forget it, you're used to doing your own way. It's been like this since before. I always want to help you, but you never listen to me." My arms hugged my knees, I looked down at the ground beside my feet, and my mood became a little unhappy: "It's always been because I'm stupid and my strength is poor, so I always treat me as a fool... At that time, I didn't blame You left me and went, and blamed you for never respecting me."

"It's a lie. At that time, you obviously wanted me to stay... Also, not only before, I still treat you as a fool." Guisame dissed me, and said casually: "Because you are too dull."

"Can't you find any other ugly words?" I propped my chin indifferently: "Many people say that I am dull and have no new ideas."

Ghost shark: "..."

"Ah, I forgot to tell you." He raised his hand and showed the ring to him: "I was before..."

"I've known that kind of thing for a long time." Before I could say anything, he immediately interrupted my words, and then looked in the direction of Kakashi with a look of disgust: "From just now, that guy's investigation Carat just drives me crazy."

"Pay attention to your tone of voice, that's my husband." I raised my eyebrows: "If he hadn't used the name of the former Hokage to directly call Mizukage to explain to you, maybe you wouldn't have come out so early."

"That's really a pity." Kisame gave me a white look: "It didn't become a life sentence/imprisonment, I let you down."

"Why are you... um..." There was a sudden strange feeling in my throat, and I didn't say the second half of the sentence. I covered my mouth and arched my body and trembled a few times in discomfort.

Kisame frowned and remained silent without saying anything.

"...I must have eaten too much when I came here." After a few seconds, I returned to normal, and I smiled and got up: "Well, let's do this first... I'm leaving."

"Aoi." Kisame called my name in a low voice.

"...?" Seeing that he didn't speak for a long time, I looked down at his hand tightly holding my arm in some puzzlement.

What happened all of a sudden...

"Come here with your ears, I have something to say." Guixie's face was a little gloomy.

"Don't." Startled by his abnormal changes, I shook off his hand: "...if you have anything to say, just say so."

Seeing that I didn't cooperate, Guixier simply got up and grabbed my ear.

"Don't pull my ear, what are you doing...it hurts!"

Ignoring my struggle, he quickly leaned down and whispered something in my ear, then let me go.

"You just said..." I was stunned for a few seconds, and I covered my cheeks with a blushing face: "So why did you remind me! This kind of thing... I will find out about this kind of thing myself!"

Ghost Shark: "You're welcome."

Me: "Who should thank you!"

Feeling ashamed and angry, I quickly walked to Kakashi's side, and I grabbed Kakashi's arm: "Let's go!"

Kakashi's voice was tense: "What's the matter, what happened..."

something big happened...

It was obvious that I could have discovered it before, but I was negligent.Emotional ups and downs, sudden nausea, heightened sense of smell, etc...

Leaning against the bathroom door, holding a test strip with two stripes, my hands were shaking.

I tried it several times and the result was the same, so I guess I was pregnant.

"..." Kakashi's eyes were serious, because he was wearing a mask, so he didn't know what his expression was.

"I'm obviously very careful, what is it..." I suddenly remembered something, and I grabbed Kakashi's collar excitedly: "It must be that time last month when I accidentally drank too much and forgot to cook Measures...what to do, Kakashi-senpai!"

"...I will take responsibility." Kakashi had a drop of cold sweat on his forehead, and he took my hand holding his collar with both hands: "Speaking of which, we are a legal couple. Isn't it strange to say this kind of conversation..."

"But I'm not ready yet, this kind of thing makes me super nervous..." I took a few breaths nervously, and I stared at Kakashi's face uncomfortably: "You bastard... you can't be smiling. "

Kakashi: "..."

"Take off the mask right now!" Putting his hand on his face to remove the layer of cloth: "In the final analysis, this is all your fault!"

"But at that time, because of the mission..." Kakashi stretched his neck to avoid my attack: "I haven't seen you for a long time, and then you got drunk like that, and you threw me down when you came up. I didn't have a chance to resist at all." ..."

"..." Letting go of Kakashi, I took a few steps back in frustration.

...you must stop drinking in the future.

"No matter what, I support your decision." Kakashi came over and put his hands on my shoulders lightly.

"Ahem... what a decision. Of course I'm going to give birth." With some embarrassment, I blushed and looked away: "Are you kidding, this is your child."

Kakashi paused for a moment, raised his hand and raised my chin: "Why don't you look at me. Are you still shy now?"

"..." I looked at him blankly, and the corner of my mouth twitched in the next second: "Sure enough, you are smiling. I can tell without taking off the mask."

"...As expected of you." Kakashi froze for a moment, then stepped forward and hugged me.

"Do you feel overwhelmed, Dana-san?" The voice was muffled in his arms.

"A little bit." Kakashi seemed to have recovered his lazy state, lowered his head and rubbed his chin against my neck: "Then what shall we do next?"

"Let's stay in Wuyin Village for a while." Leaning on his chest with some attachment, I relaxed: "Just tell Naruto directly, I want to extend the vacation..."

Kakashi chuckled: "Well... I thought so too."

———Fanhou Theater——————

Travel with dried persimmon and ghost shark:

Aoi (pulls Kisame's clothes) "Hey, Kisame."

Kisame (impatiently): "What."

Aoi (pointing): "That smoothie..."

Kisame: "I won't buy it for you."

Aoi (the state of abject poverty where she can't make money because she's stupid): "..."

Kisame: "...the next one is not an example."

In-store→Small+short table

Aoi → well-behaved sitting posture

Ghost shark → 1.9 meters tall and five legs with no place to rest

Kui (the range of movement of both legs is aggrievedly restricted between the opponent's legs): "Can you stop sitting like this."

Kisame (with arms domineeringly resting on the back of the chair): "I can't."

Aoi (knee accidentally touches Kisame's knee): "I'm sorry."

Ghost shark: "..."

Aoi (knee accidentally touches Kisame's thigh): "I'm sorry."

Ghost shark: "..."

Aoi (owed her body and accidentally brushed the important part of Kisame with her knee): "Isn't it...huh?"

Kisame (couldn't bear it anymore, bent his leg to press down on the opponent's leg to prevent him from moving): "Shut up and eat yours."

Aoi→Get started and dig a spoonful of smoothie from the ghost shark bowl

Ghost shark → I am too lazy to ignore it

Later:

Aoi (stomach ache because I ate half of Kisame's portion too much): "Help me up, I can't walk..."

Kisame (stretching his arms around the opponent's waist): "It deserves it."

Aoi→wanted to grab Kisame's waist but was too short and slapped on Kisame's ass

Kisame→silently grabbing stupid B Aoi's hand and moving it to his waist

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