Moon and Aging God

After the three of them had finished their dinner, Yuelao hurriedly ran to ask Chen Yaowu about the blind date. The Chinese New Year was just around the corner, and their gods also wanted to focus on performance, right?

Yuelao asked her: "Look at what we agreed last time..."

Chen Yaowu tilted her head and replied, "What's the matter?"

Yuelao's face sank when he heard this, and he thought to himself: He and Shuaishen have been doing drama for so long, this girl still wants to turn her face.

Fortunately, as soon as Chen Yaowu saw his appearance, she smiled and patted him on the shoulder and said, "Look at you, I was just joking with you. I remember. When will we meet on a blind date?"

Yuelao greeted him with a smile and said, "Now, immediately, I will see you immediately."

Chen Yao thought to herself: There is no need to rush this matter.She said: "Don't be in such a hurry, this big night... okay?"

"Can't you be in a hurry? People have been waiting for thousands of years. If you wait any longer, there will be a flood. At that time, it will not be a matter of getting married, but it will be a matter of sacrificing living people." Shuaishen muttered softly while eating an apple. with.

Chen Yaowu listened to his ambiguous words, and asked, "What are you talking about, thousands of years?"

Yuelao heard what Baishen said and snatched the apple from his mouth, threatening him: "Eating can't stop your mouth, you talk so much nonsense."

Although Chen Yaowu was a bit stupid, she wasn't that stupid. She could see some clues from the strange expressions of these two people.As she spoke, she crossed her arms and said to Old Moon: "I see, the person you introduced to me must be very ugly, so I still can't marry a wife, right? Let me tell you, If it's ugly, I won't look at it, sister, I'm a face control."

Yuelao immediately took out his mobile phone and showed the selfie of Heshen to Chen Yaowu. He said to Chen Yaowu, "It's not ugly, if you don't believe me, look at the photo."

"Wow, do you need to introduce someone when you look like this? Don't your women have good eyesight? By the way, who is the man behind this photo? He's also handsome, and they have a good relationship, standing so close. "Chen Yaowu looked at the men standing one behind the other in the photo and mentally constructed a new BL animation.Then she suddenly changed her attitude and grabbed Yue Lao's hand and asked, "Can I see you now?"

Seeing this scene, Shuaishen walked up to Yuelao and whispered in his ear: "They mortals are really face-controlling, they seem anxious when they see a handsome guy."

Shuaishen used the newly learned vocabulary "face control" to show his learning effect, but Yuelao didn't seem to understand it.

Yuelao just pushed away Shuaishen, then touched his hot ears, and said, "What are you doing so close to me when you talk?"

Yuelao didn't have time to chat with Shuaishen, he was anxious about Chen Yaowu and Heshen's affairs, first he conjured up a piece of paper for Chen Yaowu to sign, and then conjured up an ancient wedding dress for Chen Yaowu to go put on.

Chen Yaowu was at a loss. She pretended to look at the words on the paper. For a while, she felt that the words on the paper might be Italian, and then she thought it might be Egyptian. ah.

"What is this? A heavenly book?" Chen Yaowu complained while holding the piece of paper.

Shuaishen was unclear, so he had to go up and explain to her. He said to Chen Yaowu, "It's not a heavenly book, it's a dark text. I can translate it for you..." Before he finished speaking, he yelled "ah", Needless to say who was beaten.Now he is covering his head and watching Yue Lao glaring at him.

Seeing Yuelao's face, Shuaishen had to carefully put back the underworld contract of the marriage contract so that Chen Yaowu could sign it quickly.

"Mingwen?" Fortunately, Chen Yaowu is also a brainless person. After reading this word, she knocked her head and said, "It's another new Martian vocabulary in 17. I haven't heard of it. Is it possible? I'm really old and out of date, it seems that I really need a blind date." After she finished speaking, she signed the contract, and then turned her attention to the ancient wedding dress.She was urged by Yuelao to go into the room and change clothes. After changing her clothes, she took photos in front of the fitting mirror. How should I put it, although she thinks she is a beauty and looks good in anything, but in winter If she went to a high-end western restaurant for dinner, no one would treat her as crazy and arrest her.

With this question in mind, Chen Yaowu went out and said to them: "Are you sure that I won't be considered crazy to wear this when I meet the other party for the first time?"

But neither Yuelao nor Shuaishen answered her words, they just stared at her blankly, as if she had been upper body by something and changed into another person.

"Hey, let me tell you, you two, don't look at me like this. Hey..."

Chen Yaowu stretched out his hand and waved in front of the two, and Shuaishen suddenly said, "You better stop talking."

"Why?" Chen Yaowu asked him back without knowing what it meant.

Shuaishen replied to her: "When you wear this dress and don't speak, you really look like a lady in ancient times." But Shuaishen's next sentence was: "But you ruined my dream as soon as you opened your mouth."

"Ah." Needless to say, there were Chen Yaowu's handprints on the head of Shuaishen. Chen Yaowu clenched her fists and glanced at Shuaishen who was covering her head. She rolled her eyes and said, "I finally understand why he keeps hitting me You, because you really deserve a beating. I want to change my attribute, be proud and deserve a beating."

Shuaishen covered his head and looked at Yuelao aggrievedly, thinking that Yuelao could help him, but he didn't expect that this guy was covering his head and snickering.

"Hey, forget it if you don't help me, you're still laughing." Shaoshen muttered softly.

Holding back a smile, Yue Lao stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder to comfort him: "Okay, okay, I'll cook you a soft-boiled egg when you go back and rub it."

After hearing this, Shuaishen said to Yuelao with bright eyes: "Then I will eat two."

After hearing this, Yuelao really wanted to reach out and hit him again, just eat and eat.He gave Shuaishen a speechless look, and said, "It's for rubbing your head to remove the blood, not for you to eat."

After hearing this, Shuaishen replied with a sense of enlightenment: "It's too extravagant to rub your head with food, you should give me food supplements."

Yue Lao shook his head feebly after hearing this.

At the moment when Chen Yaowu was still watching the two flirt, Yuelao snapped his fingers, and the environment the three of them were in changed. It was pitch black everywhere, and Chen Yaowu was about to ask what was going on. Somewhere, she saw a red sedan chair with green light faintly approaching her in the dark distance.

The man standing in front of the sedan chair was tall and straight, with an extraordinary appearance, wearing a black nocturnal suit, as if he appeared in a costume drama.The sedan chair crossed the bridge and stopped in front of her. When the man saw Chen Yaowu, he called her respectfully: "Ma'am."

Chen Yaowu pointed at him excitedly and said, "You are the man behind that selfie. Oh, I didn't expect the front face to be so good-looking."

Rong Rong's face was dumbfounded, what the hell is taking a selfie?His master had finally waited for a daughter-in-law, so he couldn't be a lunatic.Seeing this, he pulled Yuelao aside and asked him, "Are you sure Madam is insane? If you ask my father for a bad marriage, you will know what will happen."

Yuelao is used to this kind of scene, and smiled back at him: "Don't worry, Guard Rong, this girl is young and beautiful, besides, can I do such immoral things, she signed a marriage contract, you saw your family Master, remember to entrust it to him." Yue Lao said and carefully handed over the contract to Guard Rong.

The Rong guard accepted the contract and was relieved. He stepped forward and said to Chen Yaowu: "Madam, let's get on the sedan chair. It won't be good if we miss the hour."

Chen Yaowu looked at Yuelao with a smile on his face, and she looked at Shuaishen, who had a look on his face that I don't know anything. Although she thought this scene was a bit weird, she didn't think about it , just thinking about what you promise to others, you have to do it, don't you just have a blind date, if it's not suitable, just don't make an appointment to meet next time.Then just like that, she got on that sedan chair and set foot on the road of no return.