Moon and Aging God

As soon as the two of them got home, Shuaishen untied his Taoist robe and threw it everywhere. Yue Lao saw it and picked it up behind him. He couldn't help it, and shouted at Shuaishen: "Hey, boy, can you not throw clothes everywhere?" Is it?"

After hearing this, Huaishen turned around suddenly, and he hurriedly walked towards Yuelao without saying a word, Yuelao subconsciously backed up a few steps until he leaned against the wall, Huaishen stared at him with his light green eyes, Yuelao I thought what he wanted to do, but he actually said: "What is an AV?"

Yuelao's head froze for a moment, and Shuaishen asked again: "Then what is gv?"

Seeing this, Yuelao stretched out his hand to push away the bad god who was very close to him, and replied contemptuously: "I've only been in the mortal world for a few days, and I've learned it badly."

Shuaishen deduced from his words that these two words were not good words.He asked Yuelao: "Aren't these two words good words? Just now when you went home to change your clothes, Chen Yaowu asked me to pose as a gv..."

Yuelao couldn't help laughing "hahaha" when he heard this.

Seeing that he was smiling so maliciously, Shuaishen said, "Sure enough, it's not a good thing, right?"

He patted him on the shoulder, and deliberately said: "Nothing, AV is talking about good things."

"What about GV?" Shuaishen asked him.

Yuelao couldn't think of any other way to make it up, he said: "gv is a better thing than av."

"Then she meant to ask me to put on a nice pose?"

Yue Lao laughed so hard that he couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear, he covered his stomach and smiled back: "Yes, yes."

Seeing this, Huaishen said suspiciously, "You didn't lie to me?"

Yuelao sat up solemnly when he heard him say this, and said to Shuaishen, "You don't believe me?"

Seeing what he said, Shuaishen didn't ask further.

At night, Yuelao sits on both ends of the sofa with Shuaishen. Immortals don’t need to sleep, and the nights in the mortal world are much longer than those in the fairy world. Eat snacks and eat, each doing what he likes.

Finally, Shuaishen asked Yuelao: "Why do we listen to her and do that kind of thing?"

"To be a matchmaker for her." Yue Lao replied to Huaishen.

Shaoshen asked: "Why do so many mortals have to be matchmakers for her? What does her husband look like? I think she is very dark. Ordinary mortal men who marry her may have a short life."

"Do you know ghost marriage?"

"No way, you are going to marry her to the underworld. Then she is quite pitiful as a little girl, otherwise, you can find another man." Shuaishen made a very good suggestion.

Then Yuelao said: "Man, do you think I haven't thought about it? There are very few mortal men born in this cloudy year, but I fell in love with one who wanted to be a matchmaker and was taken away by your hell. Just be soaked away by your underworld, why do you like to rob people so much, and like to rob men."

After hearing this, Huaishen just wanted to refute: How can we in the underworld like to rob men.The second half of Yuelao's sentence is: "How about I marry Su Yu to the underworld and Zhang Yunrong to the underworld now, what do you think?"

After hearing this, Shaoshen shook his head and said, "Forget it then. I think this girl is pretty good."

Only then did Yuelao sigh: "Not only is she the only child left, but you also know the rules of ghost marriage. The bride must agree to make this marriage happen."

"Are we cheating?"

"That can't be helped. I have promised the River God for hundreds of years. If I don't marry him a wife, he will flood the world. When the time comes, will people be responsible for it? Are you responsible or I? Besides, the River God Isn't he handsome as a human being? In the human world, he would be tall, rich and handsome, and she should be worthy of her."

After the two of them finished talking, they both tacitly said that they didn't talk about anything, and then came the second day. Today, they were going to do a sex scene. It was supposed to be a very beautiful and delicious thing, but it turned out like this, this, and this.

Chen Yaowu looked at Shuaishen's broad back and said, "Handsome guy, take off your clothes."

Shuaishen was very obedient, so he untied the belt in front of his clothes. Seeing this, Yuelao patted him on the head and said, "Are you crazy? If you are told to take it off, take it off. If you are told to die, do you go to hell?" "Yue Lao asked a question that mortals love to ask, but this question doesn't seem to work on Shuaishen.

Shuai Shen said: "I am originally the earth..."

"Where is it, shut up and take this." Yuelao said and stuffed a carrot in Shuaishen's hand.The two of them were sitting on the sofa just like yesterday, while Chen Yaowu was preparing tools for painting.

Then there was a "click", and Shuaishen took a bite out of the carrot, then grinned at the bewildered Yuelao, and said, "This carrot is quite brittle."

"Eat, eat, eat, I'll tell you to eat." Lao Yue angrily picked up the carrot in his hand and swung it on the head of Shaoshen a few times.

Shuaishen was in pain from the beating, grabbed Yuelao's arm, and said, "It's just your carrot, is it worth it?"

Yuelao looked at the big tooth marks and gaps on the carrot, and suddenly laughed again, and said to Shuaishen, "This is the little jj you will use later."

Fortunately, our bad god just doesn't know much popular vocabulary in the world, but his mind is still very good. After hearing this, he looked at the carrot in his hand, and looked at himself, and suddenly felt a pain. Taking advantage of Yuelao's inattention, he used a spell to switch the carrot in his hand with the carrot in Yuelao's hand.

Seeing this, Yuelao rushed forward to grab his own carrot angrily. "Hey, don't you want to be ashamed, why are you still grabbing me after biting yourself?"

"The one you gave me is so thin, it doesn't match me."

"Then why don't you give me a bitten carrot back, I... I haven't been bitten over there, so give me my carrot back."

It's also funny to hug a carrot to your chest with a look like I won't give you a bad look.

Chen Yaowu looked at these two men who combined to be over a thousand years old and shook his head helplessly, and said: "You two can do it, it's fine if you don't take off your clothes, it's fine if you don't show your jj, even the carrots are going to be snatched, with you guys Such a model?"

Yuelao and Shuaishen listened to this little girl's lesson, and obeyed the command with a look that we were wrong.

As a result, the painting style became like this, Shuaishen held a carrot and put it behind Yuelao's butt, and Yuelao held a carrot and put it in Shuaishen's mouth. I don't know why the apparently pure picture became funny and dirty.

Chen Yaowu was still there directing: "Handsome guy, put the carrot in your mouth."

Shuai Shen replied: "I've already had my mouth in my mouth, do I still want to draw this scene?"

Chen Yao pointed at Yuelao five times, and said to Shuaishen, "I didn't call you handsome, I called him."

Yue Lao smiled and said to Shuai Shen: "Look, people didn't call you handsome, they called me." She winked at him, and then said: "Please suck it well, don't bite me off again." His carrot is already pierced with thousands of holes, and it can't stand the toss.

After hearing this, Yuelao wanted to break the carrot in Shuaishen's hand. Does this guy know what he means?ah……

Chen Yaowu was still fanning the flames, she said: "Hurry up, hurry up, this scene is just short of this scene, and we'll call it a day after painting."

Yuelao had no choice but to open his mouth wide to eat the carrot in Shuaishen's hand, and then stared at Shuaishen.

Chen Yaowu was still assisting there, she said: "Ah Shuai, you push in slowly, handsome Yue, do you want to lick/lick it?"

After hearing this, Yuelao pushed away the hand of Shuaishen. The carrot left along his lips, which was still stained with water, and the corner of his lips was also stained with liquid. He stared at Chen Yao and said: "He When Han was just now, you didn’t have so many things to do. How come I have so many things to do now.”

Chen Yaowu showed Yuelao the last cartoon he had drawn, and pointed to that gesture and said, "Look at how good he is, he doesn't need my guidance at all, it's comparable to a GV scene."

After hearing this, Yuelao turned his head to stare at Biaoshen, who was stroking his own carrot, taking care of his broken carrot.

Seeing this, Yue Lao had no choice but to snatch the carrot from Shuaishen's hand and swallow it.

"Finally the painting is finished." Chen Yaowu leaned back on the armchair with a feeling of liberating her soul.Then she only needs to input the drawing into the machine to make an electronic version and send it to the editor's mailbox.When she finished these things, her editor immediately sent him a text message, saying: "Chen Yaowu, is the sun rising in the western sky? You didn't need me to remind you to draw such a good BL comic eight thousand times."

Chen Yaowu read this text message, looked at Yuelao and Shuaishen beside him, and showed an evil smile.Who told her to hire a helper? Who knows how to draw at the scene? How inspired is she now?

In order to reward Chen Yaowu for completing this bl manga, Yuelao decided to cook for her in person, and Shuaishen felt that Yuelao's nice words were actually Hongmen Banquet.

And Chen Yaowu and Shuaishen had nothing to do and chatted aside.

Shuaishen flipped through Chen Yao's five pens of himself, and praised: "You draw me so well that you are lonely."

"You didn't pay attention to the lonely life, there are a lot of little people chasing you."

"Doesn't Zhu Gusheng mean handsome?" Shuaishen seemed to realize that the word was a little different from what he had imagined.

Chen Yaowu shook her head and said: "Zhu Gusheng means that you will not be able to marry a wife for the rest of your life."

"Oh." After hearing this, Shuaishen silently picked up a small notebook and recorded it.

He asked Chen Yaowu again: "Then cosplay doesn't mean handsome?"

"Cosplay means dressing up as an anime or movie character."

"That's not the meaning of liking you for you."

Chen Yaowu laughed "hahaha" after hearing this.She said: "Who told you that hehe means liking you, and hehe means despising you."

Just as Shuaishen wanted to ask the meaning of other words, he was interrupted by Chen Yaowu: "What are you writing in a small notebook?"

Huaishen replied: "I'm afraid I'll forget the meaning of the words I asked you just now, so write it down and go back and review it."

Seeing him like this, Chen Yaowu said, "Xueba, it's really annoying."

Shuaishen asked again: "What is a Xueba?"

Chen Yaowu explained: "It's people who want to learn everything they see, people who learn well, and people who are smart."

After hearing this, Shuaishen nodded obediently and said, "Then I am a bully."

After hearing this, Chen Yaowu wished to draw another BL comic about this guy, it's so cute!