Moon and Aging God

Yuelao vs Shuaishen

Yuelao and Shuaishen have become acquaintances since they met in Yuelao Temple.

On this day, Yuelao deliberately asked Shuai Shen who was eating snacks, "Why don't I introduce you to someone."

"En, good." Shuaishen agreed very readily, and Hades felt that he was not far from death.

"Then what type of girl do you like?" Yuelao asked him.

"Be taller, because I am also quite tall. If I am short, the gap may be too big and it will be inconvenient to talk. Don't be too ugly. Of course it is best to be beautiful. Don't have a rich relationship history, because I don't have any relationship history. I know how to do it. Meal is of course the best, and... don't dress up weirdly, I don't like cosplay or something, wearing a silver wig or something, I can't accept it."

After Shuaishen finished speaking, Yuelao silently looked in the mirror and replied, "Oh." There was no more to say.

A few days later.

Shuaishen noticed that Yuelao had gone to cut his hair, so he went up and asked him, "Hey, why did your hair turn brown?"

"I'll go dye it." Yuelao replied to him.

"Why did you dye your hair all of a sudden?" Shuaishen didn't know why.

"It's none of your business, I can dye it if I want to." Yuelao was as proud as ever.

Biaoshen only smiled "hehe" when he heard this.

Seeing him laughing, Yuelao scolded: "Crazy."

Shuaishen still smiled at Yuelao with a "hehe", laughing until Yuelao felt hairy.

Yue Lao couldn't help scolding him: "What are you talking about to me?"

Huaishen suddenly restrained his smile, and said, "Didn't you tell me that?"

"What did I tell you about me?" Yue Lao looked puzzled.

Shuaishen said: "You told me what it means to be in the fairy world and what it means to be in the mortal world."

Yue Lao nodded and seemed to remember the nonsense he said to this guy before, he said: "Oh, I remember, so what?"

Shuaishen said, "I like you."

Yuelao only smiled at him "hehe".

Shuaishen asked unwillingly: "You like me too?"

Yue Lao shook his head and replied, "I despise you."

Another day, Yuelao felt uncomfortable in his stomach for some reason. According to the theory, gods would not get sick.

Seeing this, Huaishen handed him all the yogurt. "I'll give you yogurt."

"I don't want to drink yogurt." Yuelao said, "Besides, I'll buy it for you again after drinking it."

"Then I'll give you whatever you want." Shuaishen said, taking out all the snacks under the bed for Yuelao to choose."It's okay if you eat it all," he said.

Yue Lao didn't even look at him, and replied to him: "Do you think I am you? If you eat something, you will be alive and kicking."

"Then what happened to you?"

"Maybe I'm lack of exercise, I need to get up and exercise." As soon as Yuelao finished speaking, Shuaishen stripped him naked.

"Damn, are you a fucking human?" Yuelao scolded.

Shuaishen smiled at him and replied, "Didn't you say you want to exercise? I'm helping you."

Yuelao Shensheng said unrequitedly: "I guessed the first part right, but I can't guess the ending①."

God of Wealth vs Chen Mo

Today, Chen Mo was not very happy. The reason was naturally that he found out that the God of Wealth had many dubious "confidantes" in the heaven.Although it was before marriage, who can ignore his ex, and he has many exes.

Fortunately, the God of Wealth is different from the God of Wealth, and he is still very self-aware about emotional matters.He just bought a keyboard and knelt on the ground, saying to Chen Mo: "I was wrong, don't be angry, forgive me. How about I buy you a bag?"

"Who cares about bags? I'm not a woman." Chen Mo said.

The God of Wealth sighed and said, "It's still easy to coax women, so you won't be angry if you buy a bag."

"You say it again?" Chen Mo glared at the God of Wealth, who was so frightened that he immediately took a few keyboards and knelt down.

"I was wrong, wife."

"Hmph, let's see if you still dare to send WeChat messages with those women in the future."

"Look, I've deleted them all from my phone." The EQ of the God of Wealth is really no higher than that of the God of Wealth.

"Then won't you see them when you go back to the heaven?"

"I look down and pretend I can't see it. How about you just blind me, how can I let you know that you are the only one in my heart, can I show you my heart?"

After hearing this, Chen Mo said, "Don't disgust me, hurry up and get out of bed."

"Okay, wife."

Yan Wang vs Lu Ya Daojun

"It's almost the end of the day, I have to go back to the bamboo hut."

Hades became anxious when he heard that, he said: "You fucking put up your pants and run after sleeping, how shameless you are, is there any humanity?"

Daoist Lu Ya listened and said, "I'm not human, where did I get my humanity from?"

"Then do you have divinity, how can you treat me like this." Hades is still messing around.

Daoist Lu Ya looked at Hades who was pressing on him, revealing his secret place and aiming at his ass, and said: "Looking at your posture, it seems that you have no divinity? Are you going to do this again? Come every night Are you bothered by this set?"

Yama said: "I will definitely attack you once."

Daoist Lu Ya raised his forehead and said, "Do you know that there is a saying in the world that the heart will never die until you reach the Yellow River?"

Yan Wang nodded back: "I have heard."

Daoist Lu Ya said: "Okay, then you can come."

"Hey, why are you so easy to talk to?"

"Hurry up and finish it, I have to hurry back."

Hearing this, Yan Wang sat down on the bed discouraged and said, "I won't play anymore."

After hearing this, Daoist Lu Ya stepped forward to coax him: "Why don't you play anymore?"

Yan Wang replied dejectedly: "Anyway, you want to go back, and you are unwilling."

"I said I'm leaving, so shouldn't you say that I can't do without you?" Daoist Lu Ya teased him with a smile.

Hades heard this, and replied: "Hmph, don't think that you provoked me, so I let you fuck...ah, no, I fucked you, but I... um..."

"But what?"

"Why so much nonsense, hurry up...slow down...you're going to kill me..."

"Stop talking nonsense, you are the King of Hades, and you want to lie to me, Yang/Yuan, aren't you?"

Chen Yaowu vs River God

It was another very ordinary day, and Heshen came to Chen Yaowu's workbench with nothing to do and discovered Chen Yaowu's little secret.And then there are conversations like this and that.

That day, when Chen Yaowu was painting his third book "The Little Secret of the River God and the Guards", when he was drawing passion/passion, the River God appeared, and he asked Chen Yaowu: "Wife, where are you?" What are you doing?"

Chen Yaowu pretended not to be afraid at all and answered him: "Painting."

"Draw what?"

"Elegant art painting."

"Can you show me?"

"You can't understand again, don't bother me here." Chen Yaowu felt that his IQ had improved a lot while fighting the river god.

"By the way, my wife, I saw the book "The Unspeakable Bed Affair of the River God and the Guards". Do you know that writer? I think you guys belong to the same company. I really like the river god she drew, and I want to call her Sign me."

Chen Yaowu looked at Heshen while sweating, and said, "Hehehehe, hubby, I don't seem to have heard of such a person before."

"Are you sure? Look at what she wrote in the author's words, she likes to eat potato chips."

When Chen Yaowu heard this, she immediately hid the potato chips she was eating under the table.

"Look, she said that she likes electronic devices. Are you enjoying the new iPad 19 I bought for you?"

After hearing this, Chen Yaowu immediately put the ipad19 back under her buttocks.

"Look at what she wrote on it..."

"husband."

"Huh?" There was a green light in the river god's eyes.

"Why don't you go to bed yet?"

"Didn't you like to go to bed all the time? Didn't you say that you were going to write all night today and tell me not to bother you? Didn't you tell me not to cling to you all the time? Didn't you say that you need freedom?"

"No, who said that, I like sleeping with you the most."

"Really?"

Chen Yaowu wiped the sweat off her face with a handkerchief, and shouted: "Help, I'm a dead man, do you know what happens to Niren CP?"

The God of the River cooperated and asked, "What's the end?"

Chen Yao pointed at herself five times and said, "This is my fate."