Moon and Aging God

The marriage line is still so chaotic, and it won't become smoother just because Yuelao has succeeded in a few couples.In the coming year, he still has to continue to work and continue to work hard to make marriages for gods, demons and immortals.

Seeing that the days are slowly passing by, this year's vacation is almost over.Yuelao looked at Shuaishen, who was drinking yogurt, and asked him, "When are you going to go back?"

Shuaishen looked at the almanac and said, "Tomorrow."

Yue Lao only responded in a low voice: "En."

Shuaishen suddenly approached him and asked him: "You said we are friends, right?"

Yuelao didn't understand what he wanted to say, so he replied casually: "En, what's wrong?"

"Oh, Pao/you is a good friend who goes to bed, right?" Shuai Shenfei dragged Yuelao to explain the meaning again.

Yue Lao answered him: "Well, didn't I explain it to you, asking if it's annoying."

After hearing this, Shuaishen rushed forward and rubbed the corner of Ceng Yuelao's mouth, and said: "But we haven't fought a lot, since you say we are friends, we can't do what we say."

After hearing what Shuaishen said, Yuelao glanced at him and said, "Scheming/bitch."

Shuaishen asked him shamelessly: "What's the matter/bitch?"

Yuelao tore off his belt and said, "Are you still going to shoot/cannon?"

Shuaishen said as he went up to touch his buttocks, and then asked Yuelao, "Can you turn on the lamp?"

Yuelao replied to him: "Fuck/light, who dares to watch our gv, can you do it, hurry up."

Shuaishen lifted his clothes and his hands slowly slid down his skin, and soon his body turned red. Yuelao grabbed Shuaishen's hair and brought his face close to his eyes, and he shouted: "Okay!" No... ah!" Needless to say, Shuaishen answered his question "Is it okay" very well, and stabbed in.

Huaishen didn't continue, but let him adapt in Yuelao's body. He licked his ear and asked him, "Does it hurt?"

Yuelao couldn't bear this the most, he opened his mouth and bit the mouth of Shuaishen, saying: "Do you think I'm one of those fragile mortals? Do you still want to do it, or let me go out if you don't do it."

"You just like to show off with your mouth."

"It's better to say that I just like to show off my mouth. It's better than you just know how to eat, and you don't grow meat after eating. Is there any growth there?"

"Hmm..." Needless to say, Yuelao was speechless after that, and it was obvious that Shuaishen answered his question very well.

When the two were extremely happy, the door of Yuelao Temple was knocked open, and a cloud of heavenly soldiers and generals entered the room, surrounding the two of them.

"Yuelaoshenshen, the two of you are giving and receiving privately, which violates the rules of heaven. I will be ordered to come and arrest you."

On Zhuxian Terrace, Taishang Laojun came to make a small report to Shuaishen again in small steps. "You two, I just ask you to work together, how dare the two of you do such nasty things?"

"Why can other gods be together, but we can't?"

"Because he is Yuelao, have you seen a matchmaker match him up? Isn't it funny."

"Speaking of it, it's just that I'm afraid that he will quit this job with me and live a happy life." Shuaishen said: "If you can't do what you want, you will die. The same is true for Smelly Monkey and Zixia, the same for Seven Fairies and Dong Yong... ..."

"Is he alright?" Shuai Shen asked.

"The Jade Emperor will not kill him. If you kill Yuelao, the love between heaven and earth will be messed up. Our Jade Emperor is merciful and only orders him to drink the tears of the dragon girl to forget you, but he would rather go to Zhuxiantai than drink it." , I don’t know what’s so stubborn about it.”

"Oh." Shuaishen responded softly, only to see him stand up suddenly, the seven-star chains tied to his body made a colliding sound, the thunderbolt hovered in the sky, and the sky thunder hit him, and he tried his best to break free Open the chain to find him, and the heavenly soldiers and generals behind him will chase after him.The Tiangong is just like 500 years ago, the fire burned the clouds in the sky, as if it was going to burn the Tiangong.

He knelt outside the prison and kissed Yuelao, pouring the dragon girl's tears into his mouth.He thought: he should forget himself.

On the platform of Zhuxian.

Erlang Shen asked him, "Before you die, what else do you have to say?"

Shuai Shen said: "I once had a sincere love in front of me. I didn't cherish it. I regretted it when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this. If God can give me another chance , I will say three words to that boy: I love you. If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it will be... 1 years!"

There was only a "bang", and Erlang Shen kicked him off Zhuxiantai. After finishing his work, he took out ham sausage from his pocket and gave it to his Xiaotian dog. "Hua Xiao, where is my family's Xiao Xiao? Come to Dad's place for dinner."

Yuelao completely lost his memory after drinking the dragon girl's tears.

He is still the same as before, either untying the marriage line every day or giving marriage to others.

That day the God of Wealth came to visit us, and he said, "You don't go down to the earth every day in Yuelao Temple to see the incense in the temple, okay?"

"I don't care if his incense is good or not. Anyway, he can't finish his work."

"What do you do with a bottle of yogurt in front of you?" The God of Wealth said, "If you have time to do these things, you might as well find someone to marry."

Hearing this, Yuelao suddenly raised his arms to support his face and said: "The person I like is a hero of the world, one day he will step on the clouds of seven colors to marry me...①"

The God of Wealth said, stepped forward and patted his head, he said: "What are you dreaming about, you are not Zixia Fairy, besides, you haven't seen what happened to her when she said this?"

"It's true, then I'll go down to earth and have a look." Yuelao said and went down to earth with his bottle of yogurt in his mouth.

The Yuelao Temple is very hot, it can be described as a sea of ​​people.

Those mortals knelt in a row in front of him and said such nonsense as give me a good match.Yuelao thought: I don't even have a good relationship yet, is it your turn?

Thinking of this, a bamboo stick rolled under his feet, and he didn't know who asked to hold it, but it came anyway, so he thought of picking up the bamboo stick and walking to Miaozhu to release the stick.

At this moment, there was a mortal in front of the temple wisher who was drawing the lottery, Yue Lao insisted on going over and said to the temple wisher, "Show me this lottery."

Miao Zhu looked at the lottery, then at Yuelao and the other boy, and said, "This lottery says that the marriage between the two of you will come soon."

The two looked at him with contempt and said, "God stick."

After hearing this, Miao Zhu said to the two guests: "Since you don't believe what I said, why don't you tell me about your interests and hobbies, it will also help me to solve the lottery."

After hearing this, Yue Lao said, "I don't have any hobbies. I usually like to be a matchmaker."

The boy said: "I usually don't have any hobbies, I just like to watch people have bad luck."

"I like to do housework when I have nothing to do at home. It's so comfortable to clean the house."

"I just like the mess at home. I don't care about the quilt in the morning. Anyway, I have to go back to sleep at night, right?"

"I don't like to eat much either, and I'm managing my body."

"My motivation to live is to eat, why would I live if I don't eat?"

"My friend, my friend is a local tyrant, rich, and likes to give money to others when he has nothing to do."

"My friend, you better not know my friend, he is in the funeral industry."

Yuelao heard this and turned to look at the mortal, he scolded: "Damn."

After hearing this, the young man also took a look at Yuelao, who also replied, "Damn."

Both of them seem to have a feeling of "seeing a ghost".

"Little mortal, how dare you sing against me." Yue Lao was furious.

"What little mortal, you are also a mortal, so don't contradict me. I have been single for more than [-] years. I heard that this temple is very effective. I drove here early in the morning to beg my sister."

"I think it's strange that you can find a girl."

"Hey, why do you have such a smelly mouth?"

"You stink, you stink."

At this time, Miao Zhu looked at the two lottery tickets together, and said to the two: "I think the two of you are a good match for each other."

"Depend on."

"Depend on."

The two said to the temple together and said: "Say it again."

Then I heard Miao Zhu leave the stall and run back, shouting as he ran: "Help, Wen Yan, I'm no longer able to match this marriage, Yuelao and Shuaishen are going to kill me."

Heavenly Court, Taishang Laojun was cooking his panacea, looked at this scene, and said, "This little monk can sprint very fast."

Erlangshen walked over leading his puppy, and asked him, "Do you care about this matter?"

Taishang Laojun said: "The Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor have all kinds of affairs in their daily affairs, so they have time to take care of this business."

Erlang Shendao: "Aren't they the ones who beat up the mandarin ducks a while ago? Now it's cleared?"

Taishang Laojun replied to him: "Who told them to be the boss?"

Erlangshen took out the ham sausage and gave it to his dog as if he didn't understand anything.

Yan Wang and Lu Yadaojun sat on the roof of Yuelao Temple and watched their friends meet again.

Daoist Lu Ya suddenly pointed to a man holding a child in Yuelao Temple and said, "Why does that child look so familiar to me?"

Yan Wang leaned over to take a look and said, "You won't be short-sighted, you can't even recognize this, isn't that child the first mortal you sent away, Chen Shen?"

"Oh, I remembered, he turned into a little girl in this life, I really can't recognize him. Then who is the mortal holding him?"

"Zhao Lei." Yan Wang replied to him.

After the two finished speaking, they looked at them.

The girl in the man's arms was crying "Wow" and could not speak. The man holding him was anxious and muttered: "Do you want to drink water? Or do you need to change the diaper? Tell Dad, I must have done it in my previous life. What's wrong, you are here to collect debts, right?"

While saying this, the man still held his daughter in his arms and coaxed her. After coaxing her for a while, the girl fell asleep on his shoulder.The man smiled and said, "Debt collector."

Daoist Lu Ya looked at it and asked Hades: "Did you do it on purpose?"

Yan Wang expressed his innocence and replied: "I came here strictly according to what was written in the book of life and death, so don't talk nonsense."

Daoist Lu Ya asked again: "Then will they be together in one lifetime?"

Yan Wang pointed to Yuelao who was running around in Yuelao Temple and said, "Then you have to ask him."

The two looked at each other and smiled after speaking.

This month, the number of people offering incense in the old temple has increased again, and the people who walked in seemed to be all acquaintances.

The hawker who set up a stall at the door was very handsome, and there was a long queue for cooking noodles, and the little brother who helped him was also very quick at work.

This little brother is also a bus driver who just drove a car of people up the mountain to pray for blessings in the morning. The aunt in the car saw him handsome and held his hand to tell him about his marriage, but he smiled and looked at the man who was writing down the strips.

During Chinese New Year, there was only one policeman on duty to maintain law and order. He walked around to the doctor in a white coat and asked him, "How's it going? Nothing happened, right?"

The male doctor replied to him: "With me here, how could there be a problem."

I also saw the man in black driving a luxury car parked in front of Yuelao Temple, and a coquettish man in red got out of the car, holding a lot of bags of famous brand clothes in his hand, with a contented look on his face.

Another man in white got out of the car. He put his arms around another man with a sweet look on his face.

"What are we doing here? I only bought half of it." The man in red complained to the man in black.

The man in black replied: "Can the boss not come here?"

The man in white kissed Su Yu's forehead and said, "I have to work again."

A group of people walked into the Yuelao Temple together.