Moon and Aging God

"It's New Year's Eve, what are you doing so early in the morning!" Yue Lao stretched his waist and came out of Biaoshen's room.

"My yogurt, my yogurt... have you seen my yogurt?" Shuaishen posted to Yuelao asking about his lost yogurt.

Yue Lao replied to him: "Who told you to hide the yogurt under the bed, it must have been eaten by mice."

"How did you know I hid the yogurt under the bed?" I don't know why Shuaishen's sixth sense is sometimes so accurate.But that was only for a while, and soon he said: "There are no mice in our underworld, how can there be mice in your fairyland! If I find out which mouse ate it, I will take it to the eighteenth floor of hell to peel and cramp. .”

Yuelao couldn't help feeling his hairs tremble when he heard this. He turned his head and drank the yogurt hidden in his sleeve in one gulp, so as not to be caught by Shuaishen as evidence, and then turned his head to look at him innocently.

"My yogurt, this damn mouse...my stomach is so bloated and uncomfortable, I really want to drink yogurt..." Huaishen complained.

Yuelao insulted him as always: "Who told you to eat so much yesterday."

Shuaishen leaned close to Yuelao's face and said, "What is that white thing at the corner of your mouth? It's like yogurt." He reached out and wiped the corner of Yuelao's mouth with his fingers, pushing the unknown white lotion into his mouth , he said: "It's sour, it's delicious."

Yuelao was afraid that he would be found stealing his food, so the villain complained first: "Are you crazy? This is the toothpaste I left after brushing my teeth in the morning. Are you hungry enough to eat toothpaste?"

After hearing this, Shuaishen squatted on the ground with aggrieved face. Seeing his appearance, Yue Lao stretched out his hand to greet him and said, "Okay, don't pretend to be pitiful there. I'll take you down to the supermarket."

When Shuaishen heard this, he immediately jumped up from the ground and followed Yuelao closely like a puppy.With a smile on his face, he took Yuelao's hand and said, "I know you are the best."

Yue Lao rolled his eyes at him and said, "Stop flattering, and why are you so close to us?"

"Aren't we in that relationship?"

"What's the matter?" Yuelao looked like I don't know what you're talking about.

"Just yesterday in the ghost king's prison, didn't you say..."

Yue Lao nodded and replied: "Oh, you said that thing, didn't it happen last year, why do you still remember?"

"So you don't like me?" Huai Shen looked disappointed.

"I like you if I'm mentally ill, ah, no, I won't like you even if I'm mentally ill." Seeing how he was being tricked, Yuelao was secretly delighted.

"Then...then we did what we did last night...what do we have to do with each other?" Huai Shen's mind is a little confused now, according to his decadent concept, as long as two people have sex, they are responsible.

"Pao/friend." Yuelao answered him.

"What is a Pao/Friend?" the unsurprising Shuaishen asked Yuelao.

Yuelao explained to him: "It's a friend who can go to bed."

"A friend is a friend, why do you still have to go to bed?" Shuai Shen looked curious and wondered how this setting came about.He thought about how he would sleep with Hades, then shook his head vigorously, and said, "I don't want to sleep with Hades."

"Don't worry about it so much. Anyway, although we slept together, it's not the kind of relationship you think. I don't need you to be responsible, do you understand?" Yuelao threatened Shuaishen while holding the yogurt.

Shuaishen stared fixedly at the yogurt in Yuelao's hand, nodded repeatedly and said, "Whatever you say, I'll listen to you."

After hearing this, Yue Lao stretched out his hand and touched the head of Huaishen a little dotingly.

Shuaishen asked Yuelao: "So can you buy me yogurt?"

Yuelao was so bold that he carried a box of yogurt to the cashier, and said to the cashier, "Check out."

Although it was Chinese New Year's Eve, Yuelao was much busier than usual at work. I don't know why a group of people would go to the temple to burn incense only during the Chinese New Year, and even burn the first stick of incense.

Shuaishen couldn't understand the brain circuits of these mortals at all. He and Yuelao stood in front of Yuelao Temple and looked at the crowds.

Yuelao stared at the apple conjured from the altar, and said: "This is a common problem of ordinary people, they like to join in the fun."

Biaoshen was sucking his own yogurt, looking at those mortals, when he accidentally saw a little brother walking towards them in the crowd.

He pointed to the mortal and asked Yuelao, "That man looks familiar to me, do you think he is familiar?"

At this moment, a "bang" was heard. The little brother bumped into a man passing by.That man was very handsome, but the clothes were too shiny and golden, making Huaishen unable to open his eyes.

"Sorry, sorry, are you okay." The little brother went to help the man.

The man smiled at him and ran towards the bad God, Yuelao saw him, opened his arms and ran to hug him, the man also rushed over.

"You bastard is here, so it's easy for me to find you." Shuaishen looked at the two people laughing at each other with a dazed expression, completely ignoring him, feeling a little disappointed.

Yue Lao said to the man, "I've been very busy recently, I thought you didn't have time to come to me."

"You also know that I usually have nothing to do and I'm the busiest after the new year. I'm so busy these days. As for you, I haven't seen you for a long time. A few days ago, I heard that you were taken away by the ghost king. Are you okay? "

"It's a long story, I'll tell you in detail when I return to Yuelao Temple..."

"Hey, how long are you two going to ignore me?" Shuaishen couldn't help interrupting their exchange of greetings.

"This is?" The man politely asked Yue Lao about his identity.

"Oh, this kid is my assistant sent by the underworld, Shuaishen." Yuelao looked at Shuaishen after finishing speaking, and said to him, "This is my buddy, God of Wealth."

"Hello, I'm the God of Failing."

After hearing this, Shuai Shen stretched out his hand to shake hands with the God of Wealth, but he didn't expect that the God of Wealth shrank his hands in fright. He pointed at Shuai Shen and looked at Yuelao and said, "Don't come here and take me, I have to send someone Where's the money?"

After hearing this, Shuaishen rolled his eyes and muttered to Old Yue in a low voice: "Cut, your friend is really rude.""

Yuelao said to him, "Go away and drink your yogurt."

After hearing this, Shuaishen had to run away weakly to drink his own yogurt. At this moment, the little brother caught up with him just now. He stepped forward and patted God of Wealth on the shoulder, and said, "Sir, this is the one you just fell into." Money from the ground."

As soon as the little brother finished speaking, he looked to the side of Shuai Shen and said, "Hey, what a coincidence, that weird guy who wants a hundred GVs?"

Shuaishen also seemed to recall something, he said: "Oh, you are the little brother in the bookstore, what is your name, Chen... Mo. It's really Chen Mo's name."

"I didn't expect to meet here, what a coincidence." Shuaishen sighed and asked him, "Are you also coming to the temple to seek marriage?"

Chen Mo replied: "No, I went to the God of Wealth Temple next door, and I accidentally went to the wrong door. What about you, are you here to beg the gv?"

After hearing this, Shaoshen suddenly laughed, and he took out a bottle of yogurt from the box and handed it to Chen Mo, "Would you like a cup of yogurt?"

"Okay, thank you." Chen Mo reached for the yogurt but was snatched away by Yuelao.

Yuelao stared at Shuaishen, and said, "Damn, he is willing to give him food."

Weakly asked: "What's wrong?"

Yue Lao said: "I bought this, okay?" After speaking, he opened the yogurt and ate it, leaving Chen Mo embarrassed.

Fortunately, they mortals are very discerning. Chen Mo seemed to have noticed that Yuelao was jealous, so he handed over the money to the God of Wealth, saying: "Sir, you dropped this money on the ground just now. I will return it to you. I will give it back to you." Go to the God of Wealth Temple and take a step first."

Seeing this, the God of Wealth asked Yuelao with a confused face: "Did someone stuff money for me just now?"

Yuelao nodded and said, "Yes."

The God of Wealth looked back at Chen Mo and asked Yuelao, "What's his name?"

Yue Lao seemed to see through something, reached out and patted him on the shoulder, and said, "He is a mortal, and he is a man, just let him go."

But the God of Wealth said: "Don't you think what I said is the same as a playboy?"

After hearing this, Yue Lao sneered and said, "You have the nerve to say that."

"Stop talking, I have to send the money, and I'll talk to you later when I have time." The God of Wealth said and hurried out the door.

Yue Lao replied to him: "OK."

Shuaishen drank yogurt and went up to Yuelao and said, "He is a playboy!"

Yuelao smiled mysteriously and said, "Do you know what those of us who are destined to marry like to hear and see the most?"

Failing God shook his head.

Yuelao said with a smile: "One day even a person like him will woo and fail."

"Do you think it's possible for someone like him?" Shuaishen tilted his head, drinking yogurt and looking at the back of the God of Wealth, always felt that it was impossible.

Yue Lao said with a mysterious smile: "I used to think it was impossible, but I don't know why hope suddenly ignited today."

Yuelao said, "Thanks to your one hundred GVs."

Shuaishen said, "Because that's the most beautiful thing in the world, right."

Yuelao glanced at him and replied, "Maybe."