Moon and Aging God

The King of Hades seemed to be in a better mood and began to work hard. Of course, it seemed that he could not decide this by himself. The reason was naturally that Daoist Lu Ya never left the underworld for a moment.

Lu Ya Daojun kept chasing after him and asked him for his Yang/Yuan. "Hey, hurry up and give me back my yang/yuan."

Yan Wang pretended to be very busy and ignored him. Seeing this, Daoist Lu Ya waved his big hand "Shu Shua Shua" for a while to help him finish all the work, and then said to him with a straight face: "Please take a drop of my Yang/Yuan Give it back to me."

Seeing this, King Yan sighed and said, "I've already told you that it has been absorbed by my body. How can you tell me to return it to you? Besides, aren't you so shameless that you want to go back?"

"Do you know that a drop of my yang/yuan is equal to the achievements of a hundred years of immortal cultivation like yours. You have received so much yang/yuan from me, so you are so embarrassed and confident with me."

Hearing this, Yan Wang loosened his shoulders and said with a smile: "No wonder I feel refreshed recently, my waist doesn't hurt, my back doesn't hurt, and I'm very energetic. It turns out that it's because..."

Yan Wang saw that Daoist Lu Ya's face was dark, and he restrained his smile. He patted the other party's shoulder and said, "Why don't I also give you my yang/yuan shot/, so that we can get even. "Yan Wang boasted that he had thought of a good solution.

It's a pity that Daoist Lu Ya is not stupid, he replied directly: "You think so beautifully."

As a result, the two of them had been quarreling because of the stalemate over this matter, and Daoist Lu Ya didn't go back to the bamboo hut and directly stayed in this underworld. In the words of the King of Hades, he is simply a debt collector.If he has a way, definitely give him all his yang/yuan and tell him to fuck off.

As for Yuelao and Shuaishen, the atmosphere between these two guys has become a little subtle since they got out of bed.

"Hey, are you talking to me? It's almost Chinese New Year, are you still angry with me?" Shuaishen followed Yuelao every day, pretending to be pitiful and wronged.

Yuelao picked up his clothes that were lying around, and taught him: "I beg you to wash your own clothes with me when you have time, okay?"

After hearing this, Shuaishen immediately grabbed his clothes from Yuelao's hand and began to wash them, and then Yuelao shook his head at the washed and rotten pickle clothes, and said, "Are you washing clothes? You need to eat Do you have the strength to do laundry?"

Biaoshen still laughed when he heard this, and said, "How do you know I'm hungry?"

Yuelao supported his forehead and said, "Get lost."

"what happened?"

"I'll still come."

After hearing this, Shuaishen watched with aggrieved eyes, saw that Yuelao helped him wash his clothes, and then offered to say: "Then let me help you hang the clothes."

"Hey, is there anyone who hangs clothes like this? It's full of water. You have to wring out the clothes to dry them, tear them apart, and they're so crumpled that you can't wear them. Oh, I'm going to be mad at you, get out of here." Open." Yuelao asked Biaoshen: "Without me, how did you live these few years ago?"

Shuaishen replied to him: "Oh, my brother assigned me a nanny named Xiaohong, Xiaocui is still Xiaolu, anyway, he is very serious about his work... Hey, don't leave..."

After hearing this, Yuelao completely turned against him. Does he mean that he is not even as good as a nanny? He is Yuelao.

Shuaishen once again pissed off Yuelao, but he himself didn't know what he did wrong, so he went up and explained: "I know it's wrong, I really know it's wrong."

"Then tell me what's wrong with you?" Yue Lao looked back at him.

Seeing the opportunity, Shuai Shen hurriedly explained: "You fell into the river with Hades, I will save you first, are you happy?"

"Why do you say it so reluctantly?" Yue Lao turned around and left after hearing this. Besides, he was not a cheapskate who got angry with him because of such a trivial matter.That night, he was like that, but that guy just stood there in a daze, Yue Lao felt that no matter how unattractive he was, he was more than that, what a shame.The more he thought about it, the more he became ashamed, and what made him even more angry was that it was the man in front of him who made him feel ashamed. "Besides, do you think I will do this because of this kind of thing? Am I such a stingy person?"

"Then why are you angry, tell me, how will I know if you don't tell me." Shuaishen seemed to be angry too, why is this person so inexplicable.

"I'm not angry, I'm not angry at all."

"Do you look like you're not angry? Well, you said that you don't have to look at me every day, so you don't seem to be angry?" Yuelao kept walking, and the old god chased him when he saw him. She stepped forward and grabbed his hand, but he wanted to break free.

"Let go, hey, I tell you to let go...you..." Shuaishen suddenly rushed up and hugged him from behind, hugging him tightly.He struggled in his arms, unable to break free, so he kicked him with his feet, but he remained indifferent.

Yue Lao couldn't bear it any longer, and said, "Let me go, or don't blame me for being rude."

After hearing this, Shuaishen let go. As soon as he let go, he walked forward without turning back. Shuaishen stood behind him, and he shouted behind him: "Tell me what I did wrong. If you don't tell me, how will I know?" ?”

After Yuelao left, Huaishen was left alone in Yuelao Temple to untie the marriage line. He would have to work overtime during the Chinese New Year, but he wanted to finish the marriage line earlier so that Yuelao could live a relaxed life. Thinking of this, he has another Motivation to work out.At this moment, he found that the marriage line of Hades was entangled with another marriage line. Since it was his own buddy, he naturally paid attention to it. For fear of another wrong marriage, he followed that line to find another marriage line. , Only then did I realize that the name of Daoist Lu Ya was written on that marriage line, which was a newly born marriage line.

Maybe there are miracles in this world. He didn't believe it before, but now he has to believe it.Shuaishen thought: Maybe in the new year, Shangxian will also start to be lenient and willing to give himself and others a chance.Thinking of this, he couldn't help but think of Yuelao, why he hasn't come back, where he can go alone, and why he will come back soon to drink peach blossom wine with him, and why he will come back soon to be with him Unravel this marriage line...

As Shuaishen thought about it, he saw Taishang Laojun rushing to this place again in his small steps. "Shen Shen, Shen Shen, it's not good, it's not good."

"What's wrong with me? I'm fine." Shuaishen replied Taishang Laojun.

Taishang Laojun panted heavily, and said: "I just passed the Nantian Gate, and saw Yuelao was taken away by the ghost king."

"Then why don't you stop me, you old man, you are really..." After saying this, Shuaishen drove the cloud to find Yuelao.

Taishang Laojun watched his leaving back, and shouted behind him: "How can I, an old man, compare to other ghost kings? Didn't I come to inform you as soon as possible?"

In the underworld, the ghost king imprisoned Yuelao in a water prison. As for the reason, Yuelao had already learned a thing or two from the little ghost who guarded him. The ghost king's wife ran away with someone recently, and she was carrying a lot of his wealth. The ghost king's wife is Yuelao who pulled the line of marriage. As a result, he was so angry that he wanted to find someone to vent his anger on, but when his wife left, who else could he turn to, of course, Yuelao who pulled the line of marriage.

Just as Yue Lao was thinking about something, he heard a "bang", the door was opened, and the ghost king pushed a man in.He said to Yue Lao: "Someone is here to accompany you."

Yuelao looked up and saw Shuaishen looking at him with a disheveled face, he wiped his face with his hand, but still said stubbornly: "You are stupid, since you know that I have been taken away, why don't you know how to find more people to help you?" Get up and save me, but you came alone, can you beat him so many people by yourself?"

Bair God saw Yue Lao but suddenly hugged him into his arms, Yue Lao leaned his face on the man's shoulder, and said, "I heard people said that you were taken away and you were in a hurry to die, how could I have thought of such a thing?" Duo, it's good that you're fine, what happened to him, right?" He let go of his arm and looked at him, and he was relieved when he found that he was not injured.

Yuelao felt a little uncomfortable when he saw this, he said: "Well, it's okay."

Huaishen put his arms around Yuelao and said, "Don't be angry with me, okay?"

"It was like that that day...that night, why didn't you do anything."

"Didn't you say you came by yourself? Didn't you mean that? You want me..."

"I'm really going crazy. I've seen people who are so dumb, but I've never seen people who are so dumb. You know how to be lonely, do you know what it means to be lonely? It's not to praise you for being handsome, but..."

"It's because I can't marry a wife in my life, I know."

"You still know it!"

"But I don't think I will be born alone." Shuaishen said to Yue Lao with a smile.

"How come?" Yuelao asked him back.

Shuai Shen kissed him and threw him down, and replied, "Did you tell me what to do?"

"You are crazy, this is a prison." Yuelao pushed him away.

Shuaishen didn't leave, "Don't you want to?"

"What are you two doing here? Do you think I'm dead?" The King of Ghosts had been standing there watching these two people like this, and when he thought of his own situation, he burst into tears. "I'm already like this, you two are still showing affection, I'm not going to live anymore."

"But aren't you already the ghost king? It's useless to die." Shuaishen said.

The ghost king was even more sad when he heard this. "Woo woo woo..."

Yue Lao slapped him on the forehead as always, and he said to Shuai Shen: "Can you say something nice, it's a Chinese New Year."

"Then you say it, you say it."

"How about... Let me introduce you to another one, dear, don't cry."

"Ah, it's not that my wife is gone, I don't want a new one." The ghost king continued to cry.

"Then...then I'll send you a big red envelope to the head office."

After Yuelao said this, the ghost king stopped crying immediately, looked at him and asked, "How much is the red envelope?"

He added: "I don't want anything less than this number."

After hearing this, Shuaishen scolded: "Damn, are you sure you didn't cheat the red envelope?"

Yuelao concluded after hearing this: "Wealth fan."

The ghost king laughed heartily over there.

The author has something to say:

Yuelao: Happy New Year!Auspicious Year of the Rooster!

Failing God: Year of the Rooster? ? ?Isn't it the base year?

Moon Lao: It is the year of the rooster, not the base year.

Biaoshen nodded: Oh, it's the base year, not the year of the rooster.

Yuelao Fuezu: Why did I fall in love with you?

BAISHEN: Is it because it is the base year? If the base year is not made of wool, it is still called the base year?