[Naruto · Itachi BG] Reverse black and white

That day, Feng Lan returned home after finishing the tree-cutting task. As soon as she closed the door and turned around, she saw Sasuke quietly appearing behind her, staring at her with a dark face, murderous, and scared her out of three souls in an instant.

What's the matter?Indra's blood awakened early?

"You were deducted the mission reward, right?" Sasuke asked sadly.

"Ah? Hahaha, there seems to be such a thing, ahhahaha..." Feng Lan scratched her head and slapped her head, but she was cursing inwardly: Who the hell is talking so much, gossips with Sasuke?

As if answering her doubts, Sasuke suppressed his anger and gritted his teeth: "If Tanaka Ginshichi hadn't asked me to bring you the Ichiraku Ramen voucher today, I would still be in the dark. Uchiha Furan, you , Very good!" He said every single word, as if he was holding back so that he didn't rush forward and bite Feng Lan to death.

Suppressed by Sasuke's powerful aura, Feng Lan felt that she was weak and helpless, she shrank back aggrievedly, wishing to squeeze herself through the door.

But Sasuke didn't intend to let her go, he pressed her every step of the way, covering Feng Lan in his own shadow, he sneered and said: "I just find it strange, how can you go out after cooking all this month?" Run, why is there no one around at mealtime? It turns out that the food expenses are not enough. Hello, I would rather be hungry than tell me the truth. I will be your brother?!" Sasuke became more and more excited as he spoke, and the last sentence was almost a roar.

Seeing Sasuke get angry, Feng Lan became even more timid.With her back against the door, she bent her knees slightly, pointing at her fingers, raised her eyes cautiously to look at Sasuke, and muttered in a low voice, "Can I live without food for a month? Of course, I ate secretly outside..."

Sasuke looked at her coldly, without saying a word.

Feng Lan was more confident, and boldly said: "Actually, my life this month is not as miserable as you imagined... Teacher Kai, Kakashi, class teacher Tian Sen, and Ning Ci Tiantian Xiao Li, they all have a lot of things. Take turns helping me..."

"Oh?" She was interrupted by Sasuke before she finished speaking, he narrowed his eyes dangerously and then opened them to stare at her: "That is to say, everyone except me knows, right?"

"..." Feng Lan didn't dare to answer the word "yes" even if she was beaten to death.

But even if she didn't say it, Sasuke knew what was going on.He was short of breath, raised his fist and dropped it towards Feng Lan.Feng Lan saw Sasuke's movements clearly but didn't hide, she just closed her eyes and shrank her head, ready to take his punch.

With a "bang", Sasuke's fist grazed her temples and slammed heavily on the door.Feng Lan opened her closed eyes a little, and secretly glanced at Sasuke.I saw his bangs covered his face, making it impossible to see his expression.Afterwards, he pushed Feng Lan away, opened the door, walked out, and slammed the door shut again.

Feng Lan was so frightened by Sasuke's too rough action that she shrank her neck, and the comfort of "I got paid today" just stuck in her throat.Looking at the closed door, she felt that boundless loneliness and melancholy overwhelmed her.

Sasuke fought her coldly.

At first, Feng Lan didn't pay much attention to it. Anyway, they had a cold war every two days. Feng Lan had long been used to it, and she wasn't used to not being noisy!But this time, even if he is as open-minded as Feng Lan, he still feels that Sasuke has been angry for a little too long, right?It's been so long since Frost's Descent all the way to Jingzhe, so long that Sasuke still doesn't even bother to give her alms with an understated glance. 【Note】

Until that day, Sasuke graduated.

Feng Lan is Sasuke's family member. Bah, the parents attended his graduation ceremony. For this reason, she specially asked Kai for three days off. She said, "I want to help Sasuke with pre-graduation exam tutoring."

Crowd: "..."

In fact, everyone knows that Feng Lan's pre-exam tutoring is still the assistant teacher's job!It's just for the sake of someone's face that everyone tacitly keeps silent.

So Feng Lan smoothly bored Sasuke full-time for three days.

"Sasuke, Sasuke, I prepared baked cheese tomatoes with cheese and tomatoes for you! Come and try it!" Feng Lan, who was wearing baking gloves, held a baking tray and said to Sasuke with a smile.

Sasuke glanced at her coldly and went out decisively.

Feng Lan didn't care, she took off her gloves and apron, and followed her out.

"Sasuke, can I practice shuriken with you? I will definitely let you stab me..." Feng Lan followed behind Sasuke like a dog.

Sasuke walked forward without looking sideways, and suddenly disappeared in an instant.

Feng Lan also hurriedly turned around, sticking tightly behind Sasuke: "Look, I've made great progress, and I can keep up with you. Praise me, praise me, praise me!"

Sasuke ignored her, turned around and walked into the alley.

Feng Lan also turned in, but didn't see Sasuke's figure.She rolled her eyes, then turned around, and took a shortcut to the other end of the alley, just blocking Sasuke who thought she had thrown her off: "Oh, Sasuke, what a coincidence, we meet again! The tomato beef noodle shop in front It's delicious, let's go together! I only eat beef, and I will give you the tomatoes and noodles."

Sasuke's face showed a toothache expression for a moment, and then he turned cold, passing Feng Lan.

"Why don't I accompany you to practice ninjutsu? My "Fire Escape·Great Fire Waste Oil Jutsu" took half of the Konoha ninjas to extinguish it. "

"Otherwise Taijutsu? Our third class is a specialty class of Taishu, and I am the best in the group! That genius Neji is still my defeat!"

"How about illusion? My illusion was handed down by brother Zhishui, and Teacher Kai has been recruited!..."

……

She babbled on and on for three days, until Sasuke finally couldn't help it, and turned around and shouted at Feng Lan who followed like a possessed spirit: "Uchiha Fulan, are you enough? Are you annoying?"

Feng Lan has always been thick-skinned, how can the fierce and fierce Sasuke deter her?Seeing that Sasuke was finally annoyed by her, Feng Lan opened her arms with a smile, and said dotingly: "Ah, little Sasuke is angry? It's so cute, come here and give me a hug!"

Sasuke: "..."

So the siblings started talking again, although it was Feng Lan who spoke and Sasuke who scolded, but no matter what, it was considered a verbal exchange, right?

Despite Feng Lan's persistent interference, Sasuke graduated smoothly.And Feng Lan, who was squatting at the gate of the ninja school to inquire about the news, also learned immediately that Sasuke's job as a ninja was indeed Kakashi's [-]-[-] split.

So that day, she wore an apron, took a series of cleaning supplies such as a broom, bucket and rag, and visited Hatake Joshin.

"Ah, Kakashi-sensei, good afternoon! Have you had lunch? Did you sleep well last night? Did you finish your work? Are you in a good mood today? Do you still feel lonely from time to time? Uchiha Housekeeping The central community’s activity of sending warmth and caring for older single male dogs is in full swing, and this is Furan Uchiha, the person in charge of the housekeeping department, here to serve you wholeheartedly. Do you know about HouseKeeping? There is no cleaning fee.”

When he opened the door, he saw Feng Lan, who seemed to be a fake Uchiha person, and Kakashi tilted his head with a bewildered expression.

Without waiting for Kakashi to say anything, Feng Lan went straight into Kakashi's apartment, sweeping and mopping the floor, doing laundry and folding quilts, busy and busy.

Kakashi stood aside, looking at Feng Lan who was suddenly gentle and virtuous, who turned into the snail girl Yamato Nadeko, even more puzzled.

Feng Lan is a veteran of housework, so she cleaned Kakashi's house in a hurry, and made him salt-flavored saury and eggplant with miso sauce for dinner, and then brought her professional cleaning tools back to the door He bowed deeply to Kakashi: "Mr. Kakashi, please take care of our Sasuke!" Then he disappeared in a flash.

Kakashi finally understood the purpose of Feng Lan's trip.He looked at the clean and shiny room, and the hot and delicious food on the table, and the image of Feng Lan's usual indifferent attitude towards him appeared in his mind, and he was speechless immediately.

The Uchiha clan is indeed ancestral brother-in-law and sister-in-law.

……

Sasuke passed Kakashi's assessment the next day without incident, but came back with injuries all over his body.Obviously, Feng Lan's bribery yesterday had no effect at all.

Therefore, Feng Lan, who explained to Kai the reason and came back early, complained to Kakashi while helping Sasuke to treat the wound: "This Kakashi is real, and he doesn't know how to be gentle with children. As a Jonin, he can beat him casually." Is it human? It’s alright and always makes people fail subjects, I think he is unqualified as a teacher!..." balabalabala...

"Are you familiar with Kakashi?" Sasuke asked abruptly when Fenglan babbled about Kakashi.

"It's okay." Feng Lan picked up a medical cotton ball with tweezers and soaked it in alcohol, and said unhurriedly, "I caught him peeping at the women's bathhouse last time. He didn't let me tell the story in order to bribe me He invited me to eat takoyaki, and later I often threatened him with this matter, asking him to treat him, and it would be cooked once he came and went."

Feng Lan didn't deliberately spread rumors to Kakashi to destroy his image as a teacher.But she really couldn't tell Sasuke how she met Kakashi.On a rainy day, on a deserted street, a strange handsome man appeared out of nowhere to help her carry the rice home?Such an otome-oriented plot can only appear in Mary Su's novels and silly idol dramas, okay?Although Sasuke is a second grader, he is not stupid, so he will definitely ask all kinds of questions.If he finds out something, and then finds out that "gen" is monitoring her, it will be troublesome.

Therefore, Kakashi had to be sacrificed.

Feng Lan thought unapologetically, and pressed the cotton ball soaked in alcohol vigorously on the wound on Sasuke's back, squeezed out the alcohol mixed with blood and slowly dripped down.

After listening to Feng Lan's narration, Sasuke remembered that during the survival exercise, a certain Jōnin who was holding an indescribable novel, unconsciously believed eight parts of Feng Lan's words.When he wanted to ask more details, a sharp pain suddenly came from his back, which made his mind go blank.

He let out a "hissy" gasp, turned his head and glared at Feng Lan: "Hey! Won't you be lighter?"

"I'm already very light, alright!" Feng Lan stared, and replied bluntly, "Man, howling with such a small injury, are you sorry? Hold on to me!"

Sasuke: "..."

Just who complained that Kakashi hit hard?Why is it a minor injury now?

Sasuke was so angry that he couldn't speak, well, today he finally saw what is called the double standard of women.

So both of them forgot to bring up the topic of Kakashi again.

Afterwards, Sasuke also started the standard daily sand sculpture tasks of Konoha Village's ninja; while Feng Lan proudly showed off to Sasuke that she, Feng Lan, is currently half of the Konoha Uchiha clan, and has already begun to accept C-level tasks on a regular basis. !Of course, Feng Lan would never let Sasuke know about her holding back the group.

In addition to mission training, Feng Lan, the 24th filial sister, would give Sasuke lunch boxes and snacks when she had nothing to do. After going back and forth, she became familiar with the members of the seventh class.Needless to say, Sakura is quite affectionate to her because of Sasuke's relationship, even more affectionate to her than Sasuke, who is a younger brother; Naruto seems to always remember her chocolate that was not only melted but also half-eaten, plus Both of them are "cradle tails" with negative IQs except for fighting, and they still have quite a common language.As for Kakashi, well, let’s not talk about it, everyone knows it.

Therefore, Feng Lan, who hooked up with the seventh class, thought about betraying the third class all day long, and jumped to stay with Sasuke.Just before she returned from a mission and applied to the third generation, she was told that Sasuke and the others had received a mission from the country of Nami and had already left.

gone, gone, gone, gone, gone...

"Ahhhhhhhh!!! Why didn't Sasuke wait for me to go with me?" Feng Lan, who came back from the mission, squatted at the third generation's desk, crying loudly, "Sasuke is still so young, the first time Going out alone to a place as far away as the land of waves. He is outside alone, without my elder sister taking care of him. Is he fed enough? Is he dressed warmly? Did he sleep well? Did he kick the quilt or catch a cold? Huh? When encountering a strong enemy, do you know how to hide, will you run away? He is so stubborn and loves to be brave, so he definitely won’t hide! If he comes back with a broken arm and a broken leg, how can I follow him in a hundred years? Parents under Nine Springs, explain!..."

"Hey, let me say," Shikamaru, who also came to report the task with the Ikacho group, couldn't stand it anymore, and asked, "Is Sasuke your brother or your son?" My mother is not as verbose as you .

Feng Lan wiped her face, turned her head and said to Shikamaru plausibly: "He is my younger brother, but I have always raised him as my son."

Shikamaru had nothing to say, rolled his eyes, and turned his head away from Feng Lan.

"Don't worry, Sasuke will be fine." Asma smiled and comforted Feng Lan with an unlit cigarette in her mouth, "Kakashi will take care of her."

Unexpectedly, Feng Lan didn't appreciate it. As soon as she turned her head, she glared at Asma: "Kakashi is single and has never given birth to a child. How can he know how to take care of a child?"

Crowd: "..."

Talk like you were born...

The people present were very tacitly complaining in their hearts at the same time.

Third generation held a pipe, smiled and looked at the noisy people in Hokage's office, then slowly took a puff of the cigarette, and slowly exhaled a few wisps of green smoke.

Well, what a young man full of energy...

"Master Hokage!" Feng Lan stepped forward and slapped Hokage's desk.

Let you quarrel and quarrel, and I, the third generation who puffed out smoke rings leisurely, was taken aback by her, and almost lost my grip on the pipe.He lifted the brim of the Hokage hat, and said helplessly, "What's wrong with you?"

Feng Lan propped her hands on the table, leaning her upper body forward, almost touching the third generation's face: "The telepathy between me and the Sasuke twins told me that he is in danger now, please send me, the Uchiha clan Wannian, as soon as possible." A rare genius ninja is coming to support!"

Three generations: "..." This girl is still as nonsensical as before.

"It's too dangerous for Feng Lan to go alone, I'll go too!" Ino immediately echoed, thinking, this time he must not lose to that wide forehead!

"Don't make any more trouble!" Shikamaru could only hide his face from Ino, while Choji calmly ate potato chips. Looking at the package, it should be cheese and sea salt flavor.

"Twins?" Ning Ci, who listened to Feng Lan's nonsense and didn't make a draft, finally couldn't help it, and questioned: "When did you and Sasuke become twins?"

"Is it strange that we are twins with different fathers and mothers?" Feng Lan said quite confidently.

"It's a bit strange." Xiao Li nodded.

"...You two's biology class is taught by a magic teacher, right?" Tian Tian almost fell down, complaining dejectedly.

"Master Hokage, if you don't agree to me, I won't leave!" Feng Lan sat cross-legged on the ground with her buttocks crossed, her arms crossed over her chest, playing tricks.

"Bang!"

Feng Lan wanted to pester her again, but Kai punched her on the back of the head: "Master Hokage, I'm really sorry! Feng Lan is too ignorant to disturb you, I will definitely teach her a lesson later. I'm sorry, sorry!" Kai He kept bowing and apologizing, and then lifted Feng Lan, who had a big bag on her head, by the back collar, and forcibly dragged her out of Hokage's office.

Such a familiar plot, such a familiar ending, seems to reappear yesterday and history repeats itself.

Kai dragged Feng Lan outside, turned around and showed her a trademark smile with big white teeth, gave her a thumbs up and said: "Don't worry, Sasuke will be fine! His guardian Ninja, but I will always hold the flag Mukakashi! If he can't even protect a child, he is not qualified to be my opponent!"

Feng Lan was moved by the honey juice.

For the Leafism brotherhood between Kai and Kakashi.

In the following month, Feng Lan tried to escape from Konoha several times, but was caught four times by Kai, three times by Tanaka Ginchichi, twice by Ningci, and the remaining several times because of bumping into different people. acquaintances and declared failure.Feng Lan was very depressed, and thought: If it is at this level of vigilance, will Sasuke still be able to join Orochimaru successfully?

A month passed very slowly, and when Feng Lan saw Sasuke again, she could clearly feel his change——Sasuke had become stronger.

But he is not bald, which only shows that he is not strong enough.

Before Feng Lan could start preparing for her second job-hopping plan, she heard an exciting news—the Chunin exam was about to begin.

and so……

Spicy snake slices, salt and pepper snake chops, stewed snake soup, cold snake skin, snake soup with shredded bamboo shoots, wine made with snake gallbladder, hot pot with thin slices of snake meat, Fenglan's whole snake banquet menu, there is always one that is your favorite.

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【Note】Spoof songs "Koi Chao" and "Run Yi Chao"

small theater:

Feng Lan: I want to hate Orochimaru

Mama Yu: No, you don’t want to

Yes, in this chapter, I have written all the content of the first 20 episodes of Hokage 233333~

I feel sorry for Kakashi, the image of a male god has been completely destroyed by Feng Lan~(^O^)~

Also, Feng Lan's hidden brother-in-law attributes are fully exposed. Sasuke is obviously a revenge boy in the second grade, but was raised by Feng Lan as a mother 2333333

There is actually another series here: when Sasuke asked about Feng Lan and Kakashi's acquaintance, Feng Lan didn't want Sasuke to continue to investigate, so he deliberately used a cotton ball soaked in alcohol to press Sasuke's wound to divert Sasuke's attention.Yes, I, Lan, am so black-bellied, hum!

Let me quietly make a preview, there will be new characters in the next chapter~

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