[Naruto · Itachi BG] Reverse black and white

Back to the present time.After half a year of super sand sculpture tasks of catching birds and walking cats, the third class finally ushered in the first C-level task: to escort star Miss Keiko Kobayashi back to the country of Taki.

Who is that?

Except for Feng Lan in the third class, Tian Tian, ​​the only one who knew something about the entertainment industry, said: I don't know, maybe a starlet from the [-]th line.And Feng Lan, who is familiar with all kinds of thunder dramas, bad dramas, god dramas, sand sculptures, and soap operas, said: She doesn't know them either.So this so-called "star" is conservatively estimated to be outside the [-]th line...

It doesn't matter who the target of the mission is, what's important is that this is Feng Lan's first C-level mission! ! !According to the law of "Naruto", the protagonist's first C-level missions are all hidden A+ levels, such as Naruto Sasuke, such as her brother Itachi.

Feng Lan believes that based on her character design and her relationship with the original protagonist group, she judges that the opponents for this mission should be at least at the level of the Seven Kirigakure Ninja Swordsmen.If Naruto and the others met Taodi, it would be fair for him to at least meet Kisame Kisame!

Feng Lan couldn't stop thinking about it as soon as she opened her mind: Counting the time, Kisame has joined Akatsuki at this time, so seeing Kisame is equivalent to seeing Itachi, and seeing Itachi, she can display her superb acting skills, pretending to be After losing to Itachi and Kisame, he became a member of "Akatsuki" as a matter of course, and then joined forces, made friends as traitors, worked as a minion for tigers, let the world feel pain, understand pain, accept pain, and slaughter Konoha for a bag of rice.Tsk tsk tsk, just thinking about it makes people excited!

However, the author of this article never gave Feng Lan, who wanted to be a villain every day, a chance to blacken.Her first C-level mission was as smooth as ever.

Except for that weird client.

Feng Lan once thought that she should be the prettiest girl in the world.Unexpectedly, she is still too young after all, but she does not know that the world is very big, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, it can be said that there is a sky beyond the sky, there are people beyond people, and every mountain is even higher.From this Miss Huizi, she has just realized the extreme of a woman's role as a demon.

"Oh, I can't walk too fast. If you walk too fast, you will grow muscular legs. It's not good-looking! Brother Ninja, the team leader, let's take a break!"

"I hate it, the sun is so bright, I'll get sunburned! Little sister, can you help me hold an umbrella?"

"Hmm~~~ It's so hot! Beautiful sister, can you fan me, okay? Hey, don't use too much force, it's easy to catch cold if the wind is too strong."

"Bingliang pills are so unpalatable, and the calories are so high, so unhealthy! Hey, pretty little sister, the vegetable rolls you made last time were good, delicious and beautiful, remember not to put so much salad dressing this time, tweet ~..."

"How can a cute girl raise a crow? It should be a furry animal!"

"Don't hurry! Women who go to bed too late tend to grow old. Let's go to the hotel quickly. I have to make a volcanic mud mask!"

Get it, get it!

Feng Lan felt that she had benefited a lot, and took out a small notebook to record all the famous sayings and epigrams spoken by Ms. Huizi, and added detailed notes on all the accents and transitions in the coquettish tone.

Seeing that Feng Lan, who was also squatting on night duty outside the window sill of Miss Huizi's hotel room, actually wrote down all those disgusting quotations, she looked like she was going to concentrate on studying, and she was suddenly furious.She slapped the notebook off Feng Lan's hand, and said angrily in a low voice, "What are you doing? Do you want to learn from her?"

Feng Lan, who was concentrating on studying how to be a green tea whore, was taken aback by Tian Tian, ​​and the big black standing on her shoulder flapped her wings and flew to the railing beside her.Turning around and seeing Tiantian's face of "If you dare to imitate her, I will break up with you", Feng Lan burst into a smile.She knelt down, picked up the small notebook on the ground, stood up and pointed to the three big trotters in the team resting on the lawn downstairs, and said seriously: "Look at Miss Huizi who has been doing this all the way. Hate it?"

"..." Tian Tian was at a loss for words, and retorted, "She is the client!"

"This is one of the reasons." Feng Lan nodded and said, "Look at her, she has to rest for 15 minutes after walking for half an hour, either because her legs are sore or she has a headache; Milk tea, coffee, and freshly squeezed juice. If we don’t meet her conditions, it’s like we bullied her, weeping, turning right and wrong, complaining to Teacher Kai, complaining to Ningci Xiaoli..."

Feng Lan whistled, and the big crow, who was combing its feathers slowly with its beak, flew back to stand on her shoulder.She sighed: "To tell you the truth, I was pretty good at it when I was young, and as I grew older, I have seen a lot of green tea whores, but I have never seen one who is so deep. You see, even Yikai The teacher's great nerves, Xiao Li's integrity, and Ning Cijun's unfemininity and self-cleaning, all were subdued by her calmly, and his skills are so deep, shouldn't people pay homage to them and learn from them?"

Tiantian "tsk tsk tsk" a few times, obviously disdainful of a certain woman's behavior, but agrees with Feng Lan's words.

"Alas..." Feng Lan sighed a long time, and said helplessly, "Generally speaking, men actually like this flirtatious tone."

Tian Tian rolled his eyes at her unconvinced.

"From her, I also comprehended a truth." Feng Lan raised her index finger, approached Tiantian, and said mysteriously.

Tian Tian asked with some puzzlement: "What is it?"

"Women, why do you need to rely on force to solve things that can be solved by acting like a baby?" Feng Lan closed her eyes, spread her hands innocently, and winked playfully at Tian Tian, ​​"Besides, after all, not everyone can have Miss Keiko." To make all women disgusted, and make all men care about" is a profound skill. "

After listening to it every day, he said dejectedly: "It's up to you..."

So Feng Lan continued to take notes hard.She thought that if she ran into Itachi tomorrow, she would also give him a "hate~~~~" crit. She wondered what his expression would be.Hmm, it's a joy to think about.But before that, let's do an experiment with Sasuke, but with Sasuke's temperament, it is estimated that she will smash her dog's head.

However, Feng Lan, who said she wanted to learn from Keiko Kobayashi, turned her face the next day.

The reason was that when a few people were about to leave, it suddenly rained heavily.It just so happened that the hotel they stayed in was in the country of fire, in a wilderness with no villages or shops behind, and the drainage system was terrible.After a heavy rain, a large area of ​​water accumulated in front of the door, the area was large, but not very deep.According to Feng Lan's visual inspection, it probably only covered the soles of the shoes, but for a celebrity who was wearing [-]cm platform high heels, there was no concern about getting wet feet at all.

But a pampered celebrity was unwilling, and said with disgust on her face, "My shoes are made of lambskin! If they touch water, they will be finished!! I won't leave unless..." She ticked Ning Ci fingers, winking like silk, "Little handsome guy, hug me, and I'll leave!"

Crowd: "!!!"

What do you want to do?Ning Ci him, he is still a child!

Seeing that she was blatantly wanting to eat Ning Ci's tofu, Feng Lan just wanted to say: Let go of that handsome guy, and I'll take it instead!

So Feng Lan held up a half-human-tall big ax summoned from a scroll he found at Tiantian at some point, and said with a gloomy and indifferent expression: "Ah, Miss Keiko, our Uchiha clan wears all They are leather-soled shoes of a villain. The sound of human skin crunching on the soles of the feet is really nice! Do you want to know more about it?"

Then the strange client was quiet, and then Feng Lan was complained on the grounds that she threatened the client with violence...

"Why, it's that I don't have a reward!!! Why why why???!!!" Feng Lan, who came back from the task, squatted at the desk of the third Hokage, crying loudly, "I also did it seriously. Task! I am also very diligent! I am also very hard! I don’t accept it, I don’t accept it, I don’t accept it!!!”

The third generation looked at the heartbroken Feng Lan in silence, took a puff of the pipe, then slowly exhaled, and asked Feng Lan slowly: "Do you know Konoha's "Client Feedback" system? "

Feng Lan wiped her face, looked at San Dai inexplicably, then shook her head.

The third generation, with a pipe in his mouth, explained: "In order to improve the quality of ninja's missions and win more mission sources, Konoha will send questionnaires to the client after each mission, expressing their love for Konoha with star ratings. For the satisfaction of a ninja, five stars is a perfect score, and the task rewards are also adjusted according to the evaluation given by the client. This time, you were complained by the client because you made the client feel that her life was seriously threatened. This is in Of all the violations, it is the most serious one, so I am sorry, but you will not be paid for this mission."

When Feng Lan heard this, the corners of her mouth kept twitching, and she roared inwardly: Why does Konoha have such a Taobao system?Which time-traveling senior did it? ? !

Dear, are you satisfied with our service?Baby arrived. Do you like it?Remember to give a good review!Comparing your heart! !

I go!Is this what ninjas do?

Feng Lan automatically made up the poses of Kakashi, Itachi, and Shisui in her mind. I have to say that these male gods are cute when they look cute; Suddenly, the image of Kai showing his bright white teeth and flirting with his heart appeared in his mind.

Fuck!It's the heart... the feeling of myocardial infarction! ! !

Feng Lan forcibly swallowed the old blood that almost spewed out.

Seeing that Feng Lan did not speak, the third generation continued: "Once upon a time, the ninjas of Konoha's strongest clan dismissed tasks because of their strength, and their attitude towards clients was extremely bad, which affected the image of Konoha ninjas and caused For a while, Konoha received a sharp drop in the number of missions it received... As a last resort, Shidai came up with this method..."

He raised his head slightly, and seemed to see the ebb and flow of the tide, the turbulence of the wind and the clouds, and he was somewhat lonely and nostalgic for the wind and nostalgia for the past and the present.But Feng Lan is sure that the seat angle of the third generation can only see the ceiling.

Feng Lan jumped up, slammed the third generation's desk, pointed at Neji who came to give the mission report together, and shouted aggressively: "Such a big family who thinks they are arrogant and bullying others must be their Hyuga family!"

"It's you Uchiha!" Sandai roared back mercilessly.

"Bang!"

Before Feng Lan could continue to bargain with the third generation, she punched Kai hard on the back of the head: "Master Hokage, I'm really sorry! Feng Lan is too ignorant and offended you. I will definitely teach her a lesson later. Sorry, sorry!" Kai While touching the back of his head, he apologized respectfully, and then, holding Feng Lan with a big bag on his head, he forcibly dragged her out of Hokage's office.

Therefore, Feng Lan, who failed to ask for salary, had a financial crisis for the first time in her two lifetimes.

"Really, isn't it just that the client doesn't want to walk? It's not a big deal to let a ninja walk for a while. Besides, Neji didn't say anything, what are you trying to do?" Tanaka Ginshichi held his face with his hands and looked at Feng Lan, who was devouring the cake on the opposite side, said somewhat angrily.

After Feng Lan became a Genin, the village stopped the distribution of her living allowance; although Sasuke was still there, Feng Lan was unwilling to take up Sasuke's share, which lowered the quality of life of the baby brother in the family.

It is true that not only Fenglan's own father, but also Fuyue's father left her a lot of inheritance, but according to Konoha's regulations, this part of the property was frozen and could not be used until they were 16 years old.

So Feng Lan took the entrustment fee, which she earned a little and spent a lot of money indiscriminately, and lived tight.The hardships of life made Feng Lan once plan to earn extra money by writing erotic essays.

Tanaka Yinqi heard that she had a hard time recently, so he found a time to ask her to go to her favorite cake shop in the commercial street of the East District, and asked her to order whatever she likes, and have a teeth-beating festival.As expected, Feng Lan ordered one of each flavor unceremoniously, which made Tanaka Ginchi almost lose his temper.

Feng Lan, who was working hard, heard Tanaka Yinqi asking her this, and finally reluctantly raised her head from the pile of cakes, her mouth was full of cream, and said inarticulately: "Does it mean that the master of Lingzi was wet by someone?"

"...Swallow the thing before you talk." Tanaka Ginshichi began to emit hashtags on his forehead.

Feng Lan swallowed the cake in her mouth with difficulty, took another big mouthful of tea, breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "Are you just watching Ning Cijun being eaten tofu?"

"I didn't see how Neji-san got eaten tofu." Tanaka Ginshichi squinted aimlessly to the side, "Also, the word "eat tofu" is used for girls, okay? "

"Hey, why can't men be eaten tofu? Teacher, you are discriminating against boys!" Feng Lan said indignantly.

Tanaka Ginchichi said that he could not communicate with Uchiha Furan in the same dimension.

Feng Lan wiped all the cakes on the table like a storm, and then thanked Tanaka Ginchi insincerely while hiccupping.Her stubborn attitude made Tanaka Ginchi wish to reward her with a few chestnuts.But before parting, he still took out a large stack of cake shop vouchers and stuffed them in Feng Lan's hands, proudly said: This was given to him by a friend of his, because he didn't like eating cakes, so he gave it to Feng Lan. He didn't buy it specially for Feng Lan.

From the moment Feng Lan got the voucher, she couldn't see anything else in her eyes.She didn't care how Tanaka Ginchichi's voucher came from, anyway, it was in her hands in the end.

Feng Lan was as happy as a two-hundred-jin fat man, and she rushed forward to give Tanaka Yinqi a bear hug.Of course, in accordance with international practice, Tanaka avoided this embrace with a teleportation technique.Feng Lan is persevering this time, she must use "Feng Lan's hug" to express her gratitude.

Tanaka Ginchi, who was chased by Feng Lan and ran all over the street, finally understood that it turns out that men are really going to be eaten tofu...

The author has something to say:

Well, first of all, I would like to apologize to everyone, I don't know why this chapter is written like this... I guess I have a brain convulsion...

I feel that after the next few chapters are published, this article will enter a wave of fans...

By the way, the next chapter is seriously out of morals, the true sand sculpture warns, please be mentally prepared...

Catch bugs + modify format

I haven't updated for a long time, I confused the posting format of Jinjiang and Tieba 2333

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