A Blind Date Guide

???? After Meng Yi left, Zhou Lin went straight to his room and went to sleep without washing the dishes.

???? He has been running around all day today, and he is really tired.

???? Early this morning, he received a phone call from his leader and reported the housing occupancy rate for this month. The leader was furious after hearing this and asked him to go out immediately to find potential rental customers.

????Zhou Lin thought for a long time, and finally went to the university city under the sun, thinking that there should be more college students renting houses as the graduation season approaches.

???? However, after half a day, not only did not attract a single source of customers, but was treated as a gym salesman, and was consulted twice on how to build muscles.

???? When Zhou Lin encountered a problem he was good at, he couldn't control it all of a sudden, and talked about his fitness experience endlessly, and finally successfully transferred his five-year fitness card.

???? In the afternoon, Zhou Lin returned from the university town empty-handed. As soon as he returned to the store, a tenant came to the door and said that the door of the shower room at home was broken and could not be closed. He needed to ask the master to fix it.

????Zhou Lin called the maintenance master and asked about the price. He felt that it was not a good deal, so he picked up his tool bag and went to repair the door for the tenant himself.

???? Although Zhou Lin doesn't use his brain to read, his hands-on ability is not bad.

???? When I was in school, I used to have a radio in the labor class. He was the only one in his class who could listen to the Central People's Broadcasting Station. He was awarded a little red flower by the teacher.

????Nowadays, repairing a door is of course no problem.

???? It only took five hours.

???? Zhou Lin was lying on the bed with his eyes closed at the moment, so tired that he didn't want to move a toe. When he recalled the hard work of the day, he couldn't help feeling a little sad.

???? It's really not easy to make a living these days.

???? He began to regret that when he was in school, he didn't listen to his parents' advice to study hard, get into a better university, and find a relaxed and decent job.

???? To be honest, Zhou Lin was very envious of the teacher Meng downstairs. Being a teacher is very respectable, and teaching art is probably quite easy.

????It's a pity that this art teacher is a bit stupid. He can't even tell the difference between 0 and 1. I don't know how he got over it after so many years.

???? Thinking about it, Zhou Lin couldn't help laughing out loud, and then fell asleep in a daze.

???? In contrast, Meng Yi didn't fall asleep so quickly. Now that his biological clock sleep time has passed, he is still full of energy.

???? He is holding a mobile phone in his hand, and is changing his ID on a same-sex dating website.

???? What should I change it to?Meng thought.

???? The name "11" must not be used anymore. Changing it to "0" would be too blatant and unpretentious, not his style.

???? After much deliberation, Meng Yi decided to take a roundabout way, adding a calculation symbol in the middle, called "1-1", and asked passers-by to do a math problem.

???? A gay guy who is not good at math is not eligible to make friends with him.

???? A few minutes after the name was successfully changed, a little gay guy who was good at mathematics came to say hello.

???? [Want to dance on brother's chest muscles]: Sister?

???? [1-1]: What?

???? [Want to dance on my brother's chest muscles]: Are you a sister?

???? [1-1]: I am a man

????【Want to dance on my brother's chest muscles: Hahahaha what, of course I know you are a man, I mean are you 0?

???? [1-1]: Oh I am

???? [Want to dance on my brother's chest muscles]: () Hey, well, I think your avatar is quite manly, and I want to try my luck, but I didn't expect it to be another 0

????【1-1】: Is 1 very rare?

???? [Want to dance on my brother's pectoral muscles]: It's not rare, it's so rare, sister, are you just bent, you don't know anything about the market

???? [1-1]: ...

???? [Want to dance on my brother's pectoral muscles]: Anyway, I haven't met 1 for a long time. My requirements are actually quite low. I don't require pure 1, nor do I require eight-pack abs and big breasts. Jj doesn't need to be 18cm as long as it is It's enough, but I still can't find ()

????[1-1]: In fact, having pectoral muscles is not necessarily 1. My neighbor has big pectoral muscles, but he is also a 0

????【Want to dance on my brother's pectoral muscles】: () That would be too miserable

???? The new "sister" should be an acquaintance. Just a few minutes after we met, he talked endlessly to Meng Yi about the 0 he had encountered before, and the 1 pretending to be 0.

???? Although Meng Yi wanted to sleep, he was too embarrassed to interrupt him, so he continued without saying a word, and finally said to the other party when he was really sleepy: "I have to go to bed first, and I have to get up early to go to school tomorrow."

???? [Want to dance on my brother's chest muscles]: Oh, you are also a student, and I have to go to class tomorrow morning too, good night []

???? [1-1]: Good night.

???? As soon as Meng put down his phone, he closed his eyes and fell asleep not long after.

???? It rained heavily outside at night, accompanied by the sound of the pattering rain, Meng Yi slept very soundly.

???? The next morning, instead of stopping the rain, it became heavier and heavier, turning into a torrential rain.

???? As soon as Meng Yi opened his eyes, he found a pool of dark watermarks in the corner of the ceiling near the window, probably from last night's rain seeping in.

????Water seepage is a common occurrence on the walls of the old residential area. Meng Yi didn't pay much attention to it, and hurriedly got up to wash up.

????Huang Meitian's house was damp and damp, and water was hanging on the glass on the wall of the bathroom. Meng Yi wiped the glass several times with his hand, but he still couldn't see how his hair was combed today, so he had to Just go out with an umbrella.

???? When we got downstairs, Zhou Lin was standing next to the little eDonkey putting on his raincoat.

???? As soon as Meng saw him, the word "sister" popped out of his head. He quickly shook his head to drive it out of his mind, and took the initiative to shout "Morning".

???? Zhou Lin turned his head when he heard the sound, and said with a smile, "Morning, Mr. Meng, can you help me pull off the raincoat at the back, it seems to be stuck."

???? Meng Yi obediently went over to help him pull off the raincoat on his back, and asked curiously, "You go out so early?"

???? "Yes." Zhou Lin said helplessly, "I received a call from a tenant early in the morning, saying that there was a rain leak on the balcony at home, and asked me to find someone to fix it now."

???? Meng Yi nodded in understanding.

????Zhou Lin rushed to the tenant's house and didn't talk to him any more. He stepped on the small electric donkey, said "bye" and walked away.

???? Meng Yi stepped on the water and swayed slowly to the school. The terrain at the gate of the school was relatively low, and a thick layer of water had accumulated, the height of which could not reach the calf.

????Many students took off their shoes, rolled up their trousers, and prepared to walk there barefoot.

???? But Meng Yi had the foresight to go out with a pair of rubber shoes. At this time, he ignored the depth of the water and walked directly into the school gate.

????The teachers were only halfway there when they arrived at the office. Some squatted on the ground and stuffed paper into their shoes, and some twisted their trousers to squeeze water.

???? The music teacher sitting opposite Meng complained, "It rained too much in Huangmei this year. If this continues, the school will be flooded."

???? A shoe-shining math teacher next to him immediately raised his head excitedly: "Wouldn't it be better to be flooded, so you don't have to use it for class!"

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