A Blind Date Guide

???? Meng Yi walked in front of that person, straightened his body, tried his best to behave gracefully, and then introduced himself, "Hello, my name is Meng Yi."

The stunned look on the Chinese teacher's face was fleeting, and he said calmly, "Hello, my name is Sun Bin."

???? The two sat down facing each other, ordered a few home-cooked dishes, and started chatting.

???? Meng Yi observed carefully during the chat, and found that the other party was not as tall as himself, about 1.7 meters, with a thin body and thick hair. He was less than 40 years old, and looked like a literati.

???? It is somewhat similar to what Meng Yi imagined, but there are still slight differences.

????Because both parties are teachers, they can talk about a lot of topics, and Sun Bin is also a Chinese teacher.

???? Meng Yi listened carefully. Although he didn't talk much, he didn't get cold feet from the beginning to the end. He was able to pick up a few sentences at the right time and had a relaxed and enjoyable meal.

????Compared with Meng Yi's many blind dates in the past, this can be regarded as a good start.

???? However, he always felt that something was missing somewhere.

???? After the meal, the two walked out of the restaurant together, and Sun Bin asked: "I came by car, do you want to take you back?"

???? Meng Yi said: "No, no, I have to go to the nursing home to see my grandma, so I won't trouble you."

???? Sun Bin nodded without being polite.

???? The two said goodbye and left in the opposite direction. Just two steps away, Sun Bin suddenly turned around and called to Meng Yi.

???? "What's wrong?" Meng Yi asked.

????The other party pursed his lips, hesitated for a moment, and asked, "That... did we bump into each other?"

????Collide?Meng Yi didn't understand, when did the collision happen?

???? Sun Bin frowned slightly, as if he was a little bit embarrassed: "You...are you not 1?"

???? Meng Yi was at a loss: "My name is Meng Yi, and my nickname is Yiyi."

????Sun Bin sighed and shook his head: "After you go back, change the ID on the website."

???? Meng Yi didn't understand why he said this suddenly, seeing the other party's expression seemed a little disappointed.

???? But Meng Yi didn't want to miss this opportunity. Before saying goodbye again, he rarely took the initiative and asked, "Well, when will we meet next time?"

????Sun Bin said with a lack of interest: "Let's talk about it."

???? After speaking, he waved his hand and left without looking back.

???? Meng Yi stood where he was, watching the other person's back disappear into the corner of the street. He was stunned for a long time before remembering to take the bus.

???? In the evening, Meng Yi was by grandma's bedside, chatting with grandma casually, obviously absent-minded.

????Grandma asked: "Is Yi Yi worried?"

???? Meng Yi lied: "It's nothing, just a little sleepy."

????Grandma said: "If you are sleepy, go back and rest early. Anyway, there is nothing wrong here."

???? Meng Yi obediently agreed.

???? On the way home, Meng Yi sat in the last row of the bus, leaning his head against the window, watching the candy-colored neon lights flickering outside, feeling bitter in his heart.

???? He had an intuition that today's blind date might be erotic again.

???? Although he didn't understand why.

???? What did Sun Bin say before he left?

???? What do you mean he is not one?

???? Meng Yi thought about it all the way, but there was no answer, and finally returned home with his head down.

???? He inserted the key into the lock, halfway through the screw, suddenly thought of something, and stopped.

???? He pulled out the key, stood at the door hesitating for a while, and mustered up the courage to go upstairs.

???? There was a knock on the door of 602, and Zhou Lin, who had just showered, came out shirtless and opened the door.

???? "Yo, Mr. Meng." Zhou Lin shook the drops of water from his hair, leaned against the door frame and asked, "What's the matter?"

???? Meng Yi's gaze rested briefly on Zhou Lin's large chest muscles for a second, then raised his head slightly, and asked sincerely in a gesture of asking for advice: "I would like to ask, why can't I be 1?"

???? Zhou Lin was dumbfounded by the question: "This... why are you asking me this? Are you 1 and you don't know what to do?"

???? "But my name is Meng Yi."

???? Zhou Lin laughed super loudly: "My name is Zhou Lin, am I 0?"

???? Meng Yi was taken aback: "Isn't it?"

????Zhou Lin: "..."

????Zhou Lin suddenly realized: "Don't you know the meaning of 0 and 1?"

???? Meng Yi asked: "Is there any special meaning?"

????Zhou Lin was speechless: "You're still a little gay, you don't even know?"

???? Meng Yi honestly shook his head.

????Zhou Lin cleared his throat, and gave him a science introduction in a low voice: "1, it is on the top, 0 is the bottom..."

???? "Isn't that called attacking and receiving?" Meng Yi rushed to ask.

???? Zhou Lin: "Have you read too many Tanmei novels?"

???? Meng blushed and lowered his head: "I've seen it a little bit."

???? "Then do you watch the movie?"

????"dont see."

???? "Tsk, it's really boring."

???? Meng Yi carefully thought about the meaning of this, suddenly turned a corner, and suddenly realized: "So they thought I was a gong?!"

???? So every time the blind date fails, it's not my own fault, but the misunderstanding caused by the name?

???? So they are all here because they are 1?

???? So they are all 0?

???? God!

???? The stone in Meng Yi's heart finally fell to the ground at this moment. He breathed a sigh of relief, and his mood instantly became extremely relaxed.

???? He couldn't help curling the corners of his mouth, secretly amused, it turned out that he wasn't that bad.

???? Zhou Lin was still thinking about what Meng Yi asked this for, but suddenly stopped talking and stared at Meng Yi's face for several seconds.

???? Sensing his gaze, Meng Yi quickly put away his smile and asked, "What are you looking at me for?"

????Zhou Lin pointed to his cheek and said, "It's nothing, it's the first time I see you smiling, and you have dimples."

???? Meng Yi consciously lost his composure, and his expression became serious again: "Thank you for telling me this."

???? "It's a small matter." Zhou Lin asked, "I made a duck again today, do you want to come in and try?"

???? Meng Yi recalled that the taste he tasted yesterday was not bad, so he said, "Okay."

????Zhou Lin opened the door a little bit, motioning for the other party to come in.

???? At this moment, the door next door opened suddenly, and Aunt Shen poked her head out and yelled, "Who is talking in the corridor at night... Oh, it's Meng Yi."

???? "I'm sorry, Auntie, to disturb your rest." Meng Yi said apologetically.

???? Aunt Shen immediately put on a smiling face: "It's all right, it's still early to go to bed, where are you going to find Xiaolin? There are many mosquitoes outside, be careful of being bitten, the young couple should go into the house quickly."

The two entered the room under Aunt Shen's loving eyes, but Meng Yi regretted it as soon as he entered. It was the first time he saw such a messy living room.

???? The vest and shorts that Zhou Lin changed before taking a bath were thrown on the sofa, seven or eight empty beer cans were piled up in the corner, and on the treadmill on the balcony, there were a few socks that had just been put away and were too lazy to fold.

???? Meng Yi frowned: "Isn't your house tidy?"

????Zhou Lin said: "It's accepted, I just did the sanitation last week." It sounded quite proud.

????Zhou Lin brought out a pot of delicious beer duck from the kitchen. The dining table was full of things and he couldn't find a place to put it.

???? Meng Yi quickly put away the table to make room for him.

????Zhou Lin put down the pot and pinched his ears with his fingers to cool down.

???? "Why do you cook ducks every day?" Meng Yi asked.

???? "In order to improve technology."

???? After Zhou Lin finished speaking, he took a pair of bowls and chopsticks from the kitchen and handed them to him.

???? Meng Yi said "Thank you", without being polite, bent down and moved the bag and a coat on the chair, then sat down at the dining table, and took a piece of duck neck and gnawed it in small bites.

????Zhou Lin asked: "Is it delicious? I put a little less beer today."

???? Meng nodded and said, "Well, it's just right."

???? When Zhou Lin heard it, he immediately felt a sense of accomplishment.

????He felt that in time, he would definitely become a top chef!

???? Meng Yi sincerely felt that Zhou Lin did a good job cooking duck, but it was late and it was not appropriate to eat too much at night, so he put down his chopsticks after eating a few pieces.

???? He thanked Zhou Lin again for his hospitality, said goodnight to him, and planned to go home.

???? Before going downstairs, Meng Yi wanted to confirm one more thing. He turned around and asked Zhou Lin: "Did you also think I was a 1 when you came on a blind date with me last time?"

???? Zhou Lin said without hesitation, "That's right." I still thought you were a jerk.

???? Meng thought wholeheartedly, sure enough, he is a zero.

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