I'm an emotionless superhero

There can be no seventeen doctorates. "

"He has a superhuman super brain, doctor." Tony waved his hand, "27 doctorates are fine."

Everyone present deeply felt the gap between this child and themselves.

This fiery "can I have such a brain" expression made the unnamed child shiver.

But Tony didn't care.

It doesn't mean that having a Ph.D. means you have the ability to invent.

But with Bruce's opening, the archer couldn't help but said: "Actually, he can be called Clinton. I will teach him archery in the future, and he is guaranteed to be a good archer."

"He can shoot through light energy transmission." Tony patted him on the shoulder painfully, "Our little pumpkin has heat sight."

"It's not bad to be called Badr, someone in the atrium will take such a name." Thor suddenly said, "He is worthy of this name, and I can see his future with my eyes."

For a moment the whole building fell silent.

what does this mean?

Although none of the people present believed in fairy tales, Thor is a god after all. The most famous story of Baldr is the death of Baldr, and the light is polluted... Is it possible...

"Thor is in charge of strength, war, thunder, agriculture, fertility, and does not have a priesthood of prophecy."

It was the child who had not yet been named.

Although it is strange why this child knows that this is Thor and also knows Thor's priesthood, but the people present are more curious about...

"Thor, are you thundering outside the delivery room to encourage birth?"

Thor:  …

He shouldn't have spoken!

And he didn't want to admit that he did have the priesthood of fertility!

Go back and give this priesthood to Loki.

#Rocky: Don't Want Thank You#

"Then what would you like to be called?"

"Connor."

"Leader Connor? Are you still playing the Terminator movie?" Clinton was very surprised, "But the name suits him."

"Actually, I think Phobos is also very suitable."

"The Greek gods are at war with us."

……

"Okay, let's call it Connor. I think the savior Connor is quite suitable for our children. What's more, this is also the name our children chose." Natasha smiled and stretched out her hand to pinch Connor's cheeks, "It feels like being in Pinch Superman's face."

And for a split second there were three hands on Connor's face—and Steve was still able to keep his cool.

"Hey, it really feels like pinching Superman's face."

Because many people don't see the words, so I come out and beep:

Because some readers want to read this article, I borrowed the account number to repost it.However, compared with the original version, there may not be a messy little theater.The main reason is that I have long forgotten my mental state when I wrote it, and I can't write it in a small theater.

Superman in a Jar ([-])

The kid named Connor soon owned an entire floor of the Avengers Tower.

On the top floor.

Except for the archer who needs to maintain his single personality, the Avengers are raising such a big child for the first time, so I have to say that I am still a little excited.

But they will soon face the first question - how should this child be raised.

How to raise a normal child, even a novice dad can Google it, and then go to YouTube to find a video site to learn by hand, and even buy a few latex kids to practice their hands online to prevent their hands from being too strong hurt a child.

"But it's a pity that Google won't tell us how to raise rare Kryptonians, and there are only fanfic videos cut by little girls on YouTube. Searching the Kryptonian Raising Manual can only search for Superman fanfiction, which is still about cultivation. .”

Tony said so.

As if he had actually searched.

The Avengers present tacitly did not reveal this fact, but Connor, who sat aside with milk in his arms, maintained his upright character as Superman's heir, and suddenly said, "So Tony, have you searched?"

The audience was shocked.

No, what kind of thinking did you instill in this child in the laboratory? Why does he know what health preservation means?You can't taint Guang Weizheng's Superman, so you decide to taint Superman's son to satisfy your perverted wish of becoming a Kryptonian?

At that moment, if he didn't know who the other father of the child was, Tony would have thought that the child was made by Superman's brainless fans, just to experience the satisfaction of raising a Kryptonian.

Seriously, if he posts a message now that Superman's son in the Avengers Building needs a babysitter, he swears that all MIT physics science graduates will come and apply for cleaning staff.

Wait, it's not that the kid's other father isn't a fan of Superman.

Not only is he a fan, but he is also a black and red, the kind of diehard fan who is as good as a fan.

Thinking of this, Tony couldn't help wondering what kind of luck the Kryptonians had to attract such black fans.

Or did Natasha maintain her character, flick her hair, and hug the child sitting next to her—seriously, why did the child who came out of the laboratory have the milky smell of her boyfriend? ——Put your face on the other person's cheek and say: "This is not something that children should ask, can you save some face for your father Tony?"

"Hey, I'm so envious." The archer suddenly said such a sentence while holding the cookie.

"Natasha is a soldier, soldier, you should have respect for Natasha!"

Steve, who is always concerned about the mental health of the Avengers, feels tired.

"I know. But I'm not bad, why are you sternly refusing to let Connor approach me?"

"..."

No, don't you feel that you are envious of the wrong person?

The audience was silent.

There was only the sound of Connor holding the milk bottle and sucking milk.

He drank all the milk, and then shook it. The little meaty paws still couldn't completely circle the bottle, and he looked very happy.

"Would you like to drink more?" Natasha asked gently.

Connor shook his head and yawned a little, so Natasha stood up and held the child's hand, leading the child upstairs to rest.

The rest of the men waited until after Natasha left before sitting together, feeling sympathetic.

"To be honest, I've never seen Natasha so gentle."

"Don't you think it's a little scary?"

"Really are……"

"So." Bruce pushed his glasses, feeling that he had to correct the subject that had been distorted as a scientist, "Tony, didn't you find the laboratory's information on how to raise a Kryptonian?"

"Using things from the laboratory to raise children? Impossible." Tony waved his hands with confidence. "Bruce, although Connor ... should be only ten weeks old, his biological age is already seven years old. We don't need to face a Kryptonian who cries and wets the bed from time to time. And we have the captain as a mother! "

Steve: "..."

Facts have proved that Tony Stark may make mistakes in small directions, but he never makes mistakes in big directions.

For example, he didn't guess that Natasha liked Connor the most among the Avengers, but he guessed that the one who took care of Connor the most must be Captain America.

"Seriously, captain, don't you think it's too cruel to let a ten-week-old baby follow you to go for a morning run at six?" Anyway, I definitely wouldn't teach my son that way.

When Archer woke up, he saw Connor, who was wearing a parent-child printed T-shirt with Steve, following Steve in.

According to Steve's biological clock, he must have gone for a run.

"If I run, he flies." Steve said quietly.

The archer glanced at the good captain with no expression on his face, and then turned his head to look at Connor who had already opened the refrigerator to find some milk to drink—by the way, the Avengers’ refrigerator is oversized, and it is the same as an ordinary refrigerator. Up there, Connor couldn't reach it at all—floating.

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Now he doesn't feel that the captain is cruel at all, and he even thinks he wants to laugh.

Really.

He felt that he had already imagined the picture-the captain must not say "onyouleft" to the running veterans this time.

"I said it, I said it again." Steve complained casually, "Kryptonians really have an innate ability to hide, and he also knows that when he runs with me, he can't let others find out that he is Fly. But when I yelled 'onyouleft', someone asked me how many twins I took out for a run."

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha."

Tony, who just came out of the lab, laughed and almost spilled the coffee in his hand.

The reason why it is said to be almost, is that Connor went over to help him in an instant.

If another superpower is here to show off his superpower, Iron Man Dad will definitely blow his head.

But this is his own son, who not only helped him in time, but also looked up at him, his blue eyes were shining, and he looked like he was asking for praise.

What can Iron Daddy do?Of course, I reached out and stroked my son's dog's head to tell him that he is doing well!

"But, son, you remember, the reason why adults are adults is to learn to take their own responsibilities, and to solve the things they do by themselves-I'm talking about you Cupid, don't ask Connor to help you clean up the room. "

Clinton lying innocently:? ? ?

Connor nodded, then opened the milk carton, floated up, poured the milk into Tony's coffee cup in front of Tony, then raised the cup at the other side, smiling brightly.

Tony: "..."

Was it taught by the captain?must