I'm an emotionless superhero

"[Comprehensive British and American] I am an Emotionless Superhero" Author: Bu Cizhi

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Laughing dead, my friend said the title of this article should be changed to "My Dad Hasn't Hit Me for Three Days"

"I'm so stupid, really," Tony continued, lifting his lifeless eyes. "I only know that Jessica will come to the Avengers Building on weekends when she can't find Connor at Justice Mountain; , asked our Connor to do daily training. He is very obedient and listens to everything I say; he went out. I was doing experiments and making plans in the laboratory. My name is Connor, no answer, go out to read, I saw the training clothes thrown all over the place, and there was no Connor. He didn’t go to other houses to play. I asked around, and sure enough. I was in a hurry and asked Jarvis to look for it. Jarvis wanted to talk Stop it, I knew it was not good. Everyone said, it’s bad, I’m afraid I met Jessica. Go in again; he was lying in the room, his clothes were in bad shape, and there was a Jessica on his body. ..."

This article aka

#今日康娜is worrying about his surname again#

#Some people seem to have no mother, but actually have more than one father#

#I put here such a big son?Where is my son? #

Be forewarned:

You can discuss cp a few times below, but I am sure that cp should not be ky.

Abandon the article if you want to, don't point out the country.

Content Tags: strong, strong, gender-switching superheroes

Search keywords: Protagonist: Connor, Jessica┃Supporting roles: Avengers, Justice League┃Others:

One-sentence introduction: What can I do?

Purpose: I want to be a better person

Superman in a Jar ([-])

The so-called beginning must be thrilling

As we all know, a good story must have a thrilling beginning and a thrilling hero speech.

So amidst the earth-shattering explosions made by the Avengers and the "wrong bombing" howl of the X-Men, Tony Stark, AKA Iron Man, stretched out his hands covered in iron suits and opened them up. iron gate.

There was a deafening explosion behind him.

The artificial intelligence thoughtfully filtered out the explosion behind him, and Iron Man walked into the laboratory calmly, and then saw a child standing in a jar.

Although the X-Men howled and said that the explosion was wrong, Iron Man never looked back at the explosion, not to mention that Jarvis told him that there was indeed an empty laboratory behind the ten-centimeter thick steel security door, but Jarvis It has not yet successfully invaded the computer system in the laboratory.

This is very unusual.

So Tony opened the door without intending to explain, and found the child standing in the jar.

It looks like it came out of the laboratory.

On the other side, Jarvis, who overcame all kinds of difficulties and finally successfully hacked into the computer system, uploaded information about the child in the jar. The real man Iron Man, who never looked back at the explosion, fell into deep thought.

[What did you find, Tony? 】

[They're all in and don't you want to see for yourself? 】

【Tony, I will never read other people's minds without their permission. 】

【OK, OK, you don't need to explain.This is a clone of Superman.The Justice League is really unreliable. Could it be that Superman, like his old enemy, has also started to lose his hair? 】

Professor X tried his best to restrain his urge to touch his hair, and silently rolled his eyes at Iron Man in his heart—he was sure that the other party did it on purpose.

【so? 】

[I have a bold idea. 】

At this time, Jarvis opened the jar, and the child who was only seven or eight years old opened his eyes inside the jar.

Iron Man, who finally waited for the moment when he uttered the thrilling male protagonist's speech, coughed.

"Don't be afraid, child."

Tony turned his head suddenly, his eyes were full of dissatisfaction with Mr. Steve Rogers who was robbing his lines and leading role.It's a pity that the considerate artificial intelligence failed to lift the mask in time to let Captain America understand the mood of his teammates standing aside.

Tony watched helplessly as the child yawned and put his arms around his waist.

Inexplicably happy.

[Don't tell me, I also have a bold idea. 】Professor X in his mind appeared at the right time to give himself a sense of existence.

So that's why Tony stood in front of Steve with the kid.

Mr. Steve Rogers deserves to be Captain America. At this moment, when Tony Stark is looking at him eagerly, he can still remain unmoved, and even solemnly said that he would make a call to contact the Justice League.

But who is Tony?

As soon as he turned his eyes, he followed the child's head and turned back.

In fact, it didn't rotate at first.

The child thoughtfully followed Tony's movements and turned back in circles, looked at Steve with his arms folded in front of him with some doubts, and tilted his head, not knowing what Tony wanted him to do.

"Do you know why I must adopt him?" Tony pressed the child's head, "Superman is getting married soon."

Steve raised an eyebrow.

After so many years, not only did Steve know Tony, but Tony also knew Steve—the other side had begun to loosen!

So Tony was ready to make persistent efforts: "You know, what will be the consequences of an unknown child that suddenly appears before the wedding? Not to mention that this child is a clone."

Steve knew what the other person meant.

The world's No. [-] partner on the Justice League side is really famous, and the Big Three of the Justice League are really full of various CP scandals.But Superman was once fooled by Tony at a party to play truth or dare, blushing and saying that he liked a man.

Super Bat fans were overwhelming at the time.

In fact, if Superman's marriage partner was Batman, Steve would not have cared about it-to be reasonable, this is not the time before he was frozen, and society was very secretive about homosexuality.

However, as far as he knows Tony's ex-boyfriend is Batman.

As an elder—although he was younger than Tony at the moment—he would always favor his own children.

He figured he could probably understand what Tony was thinking.

"Although Superman is the embodiment of the American spirit—I'm not saying you're not, but..." Natasha, who was sitting aside and playing with the dagger in her hand, said quietly, "You can't ask him to have no flaws, let alone this one. A clone who suddenly ran out of time."

In fact, what Natasha said didn't sound like a problem at all, at least in Steve's own opinion.

It sounds incredible, but as the embodiment of the American spirit... well, in fact, many people have discussed who is the embodiment of the American spirit, he or Superman, but this is not important.The important thing is that he is quite able to understand the mind of Superman.

If you have been a god for too long, no one will treat you as a human being, and no one will treat you as a person with flesh and blood and feelings.

So even though he was uncomfortable with Superbat's marriage, he once expressed his sincere blessings to Superman's marriage.

Anyway, Bruce's playboy can't hide the truth of his playboy even if he wears half of Batman's skin.

Maybe it won't be so easy to solve when he dumps Superman.

So with this secret mixed feeling, Steve nodded: "If you insist. But, Tony, you have to understand that he is not a machine, nor is he a cat or dog, and you have to promise me to treat him as a A real kid looking at it, not a..."

Experimental.

He didn't say this, but Tony nodded very seriously - he understood what the other party meant, not to mention that such words should not be said in front of children.

"Then we should give him a name," Tony said firmly. "I've already asked Jarvis to complete the adoption process—don't 'Tony' me, I didn't hack the household registration system."

"That is to say, when you were talking to Cap... No, you asked Jarvis to submit the information when you first found out that this child existed, right?" Bruce pushed his glasses with a simple and honest face.

Steve:  …

He knows it!

Seeing Captain America thinking about himself, and opening his mouth to call his name, Tony immediately changed the subject: "How is Arthur?"

"Don't try to change the subject!"

"I remember there was an Arthur in the Justice League." Clinton stuffed a small biscuit into his mouth and blinked his eyes - he didn't care about this kind of innocuous adoption issue, anyway, even if Tony wanted to adopt a large group, he would do it Well, he just needs to be responsible for envying the adopted child who is about to own a whole floor of the mansion.

"What about Albert?"

"Don't you think the name is silly?" Natasha answered.

"Alfred?"

"No!" Steve's voice sounded decisive as if he was shouting "The Avengers Assemble", making one wonder if an English man named Alfred had stimulated Steve.

No, never heard that Ms. Carter dated an English man named Alfred?

Natasha blinked her eyes, but never mentioned the reason she thought of.

"Actually, Bruce is pretty good." Bruce said this sentence as if unintentionally.

Then Steve looked at Bruce with Captain America's "I know you're wrong and you know you're wrong and now you're going to tell me where you're wrong and promise never to do it again" dean look.

By the way, this look is usually given to Tony.

So Bruce said in passing: "I just said that, after my name