Naruto's teasing world

Chapter 37

Life is so lonely like snow... While he was chatting with Sasuke about exams, chunin, making money and a series of things in the Uchiha mansion, the nutrition package he carefully prepared for the five-day tour of the death forest has been taken by some two terrorists Don’t ask me why the hairy scorpion can cook for Didala. Everyone knows that sapphire is very JQ, and don’t ask me why the hairy scorpion can cook in the dead forest. What unique methods do ninjas have? Yes, please don't pay attention to these, the following is the key point.

"Sasuke, do you remember what I said?" Imini sat on the cushion, holding a steaming teacup in his hand, sleeping comfortably on his lap, like a parent educating his children .

"I know, I know, I really know." Sasuke waved his hand impatiently and said, "I have an exam tomorrow, and now I'm going to rest!"

"Wait, I'm giving you free (intensified) tutoring before the exam." Putting down the teacup in his hand, Yimini pointed out with his fingers, "Don't trust others casually, don't act like a four-good youth Go help others, don’t provoke perverts, don’t eat what others give you, well, you can ignore the last one, anyway, with my help, you’ve already become immune to most of them.” He proudly praised himself in a disguised form, his words It reveals an invitation to come and compliment yourself.

"You've said it three times already!" Sasuke stood up, left a word, turned around and was about to leave the reception room, he couldn't help but feel guilty, what bad thing did he do in his previous life, God sent Imini Punish yourself?

"Okay, okay, it's fine if I don't say anything." Imini lamented that his younger brother is in a rebellious period these days, and it's not easy to teach. Seeing Sasuke walking out of the room, Imini shouted, "Other You don’t have to listen, but remember not to provoke perverts! Remember, remember!” When mentioning perverts, Imini gritted his teeth in hatred, and took the hunter exam well, Qi Ya, why do you idiot provoke Hisoka? That super BT?It can be seen that there is a very high chance of abnormality in major exams. I have to say again that Imini is very far-sighted.

The next morning, Imini went out. Before leaving, I went to ask Sasuke to get up on time and do some things, but Sasuke, who was low in air pressure, smashed them out with a pillow. Imini expressed his understanding about this. He was manic before the exam. , everyone will have this kind of experience, well, it's okay, when Itachi comes back, the compensation fee will be reimbursed.

"Imini, it's so early," the mysterious ninja Kakashi greeted with a smile in his hand, holding the latest masterpiece of Jiraiya-sama's Intimate Paradise series.

"Yeah, I'm going to prepare for the second exam. You know, although it's a free service, I, Yimini? Beating the Enemy, will never just fill it up because I don't get paid. This is my job. purpose."

"No, I don't know," Kakashi muttered secretly, looked around and saw no one around, and said to Imini, "There are many foreign ninjas taking part in this Chunin exam, you have to protect Sasuke, Although they are allied with Konoha on the surface, the charm of Sharingan is much greater than you have to imagine." Thinking of what happened to Hinata's family many years ago, Kakashi felt that this could not happen again, but fortunately Sasuke has also grown up, it is not so easy for others to do it.

"You mean...someone is coming to snatch Sasuke?" Imini couldn't help raising his voice and asked, "Among these ninjas who came to Konoha, who dare to have evil thoughts about my Sasuke?"

"Just to let you be careful, don't be so loud," Kakashi raised his forehead, although he still didn't know that Mao Sasuke became Imini's family, but it seemed that Imini really cared about Sasuke.

"Okay, I see", Imini agreed, wanting to grab Sasuke?It's a joke, I, Imini? No one can take away what I am interested in. "The first exam is a written exam. No one should be stupid to do it in the classroom. The second exam is under my supervision." , if I find out that someone is plotting something wrong, hehe, let me, Imini, punish you on behalf of Itachi!"

"Itachi? What?" Kakashi, who was shocked by the name that appeared in Imini's words, asked, "What did you just say?"

"Ah, it's nothing." Realizing that he had slipped his mouth, Imini quickly lied, "I just said that if you kill those people, will Hokage-sama increase my salary, eh, no, this time it's voluntary labor, no Salary", thinking of this, Imini lost again.

"Really?" Kakashi knew that Imini would not say anything more, so he didn't ask any more. No one could force him to say what he didn't want to say. Regarding this, Kakashi really wanted to know what Imini said. Is Minnie's eldest brother an exception? In other words, he really wants to meet the best brother who can train Yimini to be like this...

Kakashi is not an examiner, so he is not allowed to come to the examination room. This is Konoha's rule, so Imini came alone to the place where the candidates took the written test. As soon as he entered the door, Imini found something wrong. He has a strong sense of direction and space, so Imini believes more in his thoughts than in his own eyes.

"What are you doing, you still keep people from walking?" Imini angrily thought that someone was playing a prank, "If you don't undo the illusion, I'll kill you!" Hehe, no money was paid, just cheating them.

The scene in front of him was slightly distorted, and the big tree outside the window returned to its normal height. No wonder there was a sense of disobedience just now. It turned out that it was really an illusion. Imini is not very proficient in understanding illusion. Konoha has been a ninja for many years, and Imini is still an excellent killer in his bones. Generally, illusions and the like cannot kill people immediately. Of course, Imini, who pays attention to speed and efficiency, disdains to learn, but he can distinguish some simple illusions. Still can't beat him.

"It's Imini." Izumo and Zitetsu, who were frightened by Imini's words, came out of the dark, "Aren't you the person in charge of the second exam? Why are you here?"

"Can't I come?" Yimini was upset, because you used illusions to bully me, it's too immoral, I think I didn't even grab your jobs back then, I really don't know how to be grateful.

"Of course not." Thinking of the tragedy that happened when I just met Imini, Izumo quickly explained, "This is an illusion test arranged by Hokage-sama, and we are just rehearsing it!"

"So that's the case," Yimini nodded, and then said with puzzled eyes, "But this illusion is a bit too low-level, even I can easily see through it, so it can really play a role in the exam." effect?"

"Forehead……"

"I've seen the ninjutsu used by Sasuke's brother before, and it's no different from the real one. You know, my Sasuke got the illusion under the training of his brother's love, and he was in a coma for a while. This one of yours Illusions are really not on the table, if you tell me earlier, I can ask my former colleagues to help!"

Is this talking about Uchiha...Itachi?Who the hell told Imini about Itachi Uchiha? This fact is too distorted. If you find that person, you must drag him out and beat him to death!Otherwise, if Yimini's remarks spread... people will think that Konoha is full of lunatics!

"Ha... No need, this is just a small test, I don't need Imini's help, it's all right." Comparing Uchiha Itachi's illusion with our illusion, this guy is really annoying. Haha Zitie wanted to make the great god Yimini leave quickly and said, "We are not good at learning arts, and we still need to practice ninjutsu here. Yimini, you should go to other places first! Don't let our Practice affects you."

"Oh, that's alright", expressing his satisfaction with Zi Tie's thoughtfulness, Yimini looked at the position of the sun, and he was still a little worried when candidates would come in in two hours, "You two Practice hard, two hours is still time, you must not let Konoha make a fool of yourself, you know?" Imini walked out in annoyance, leaving only the cloud and Zitie in a mess...

Coincidences are endless, especially the coincidence that happened in this Konoha that is full of plots. As soon as Imini went out, he saw a group of three people from a distance, "Ah, Xiaobai! Long time no see, how are you lately? "

Xiaobai = Xiaobai-eyed boy = Hinata family = Hinata Ningji """ This explanation can be understood by everyone!

The girl with the bun head looked at her companions around her, then at Imini in front of her, and suddenly realized, "Ningji, I'm calling you, so your nickname is Xiaobai, the little girl raised by my neighbor. The cat is also named Xiaobai, what a coincidence!"

What a coincidence, of course the elegant Neji would not say that, at most it was just venting in his heart...

"Aw, that's how it is, Ning Ci, in order to witness the friendship behind us, I'll call you Xiaobai from now on!" The young man in green with a watermelon head looked very excited, knowing how to use an intimate address with his companions, this is an important thing. What a wonderful thing!

Xiaobai, you bastard, do you want me to call you watermelon head, green hair boy?Master Ningci once again vented in his heart, it was really just a moment...

Seeing Imini walking in front of him, Hyuga Ningji quickly nodded and said that he was fine, "It's Imini, long time no see, Imini, hello, um, goodbye..." said Finished, turned and left.

"Hey, Xiaobai, what are you running for!" Yimini called out loudly from behind. Aren't these kids here for the exam?Why Mao wanted to escape, Yimini, who was puzzled, was very helpless...

"Xiaobai, the examination room is over there, why are we running in the opposite direction?" Xiao Li, whom Ning Ci called watermelon head and boy in green in his heart, asked following Ning Ci's footsteps.

"Xiao Li, if you say that name again..." Neji gritted his teeth and warned, "I will take good care of your body!" (The author is very pure, Neji is very CJ)

"Aww, I didn't expect you to finally admit me as an opponent. Okay, let's have a good fight. This is youth, so passionate!" Xiao Li was excited.

"Xiao Li, calm down, since Ning Ci has already admitted you, don't worry, wait until the exam is over before calling," the only girl persuaded Tiantian, she didn't want to have the exam yet, the two of them Just call the hospital.

"When will I..." Ning Ci was powerless and speechless. How on earth did these two people listen to others? With such low comprehension ability, the Chinese teacher would really cry.

"Ningci...it's getting late, we're going into the exam room", carefully reminded every day, "If you don't go, it will be too late, Teacher Kai hates being late when you are not young..." This is why Kai always provokes Kaka The reason for Kakashi who loves so young and late is Kakashi...

"Tiantian, go and see, is Yimini still on that road?" Ningci, who was hiding aside, said to Tiantian.

"It's gone, senior Yimini is not there anymore." Tiantian asked suspiciously, "Ningci, is senior immigrant so scary? As for you running away as soon as you saw him?"

"Yeah, Teacher Kai told me that senior Yimini is one of the few people who can understand our youth, and he is a person worthy of respect!"

"Xiao Li, have you met Yimini?" Ning Ci asked.

"Yeah, we used to do morning exercises together. Senior Yimini was very satisfied with the practice clothes Mr. Kai gave him, and he was very satisfied." Pointing to his clothes, Xiao Li said proudly, without knowing it. As long as it's free, Mr. Yimini is open to anyone.

"Then Ningji, why do you hide from Senior Yimini? Isn't he a very good person?" Xiao Li asked in confusion.

Ning Ci fell silent, and his thoughts drifted back to the second miserable period of his life...

inside ninja school

"Hey, Xiaobai, have you considered it?" Imini grabbed Neji who was passing by Sasuke's class excitedly, and said in a low voice, "It doesn't matter if it's the old stubborn of the Zong family or your lovely Hinata sister. As long as you become the head of the family, you can pay me, and now you only need to pay the deposit, how about it, have you considered it?"

"No need, I can handle our family's affairs by myself, I don't need you to intervene, just take care of your Sasuke, he is much weaker than me now." Neji, who was eager to get away, ignored Imini's The nickname moved out of Uchiha Sasuke and hypnotized himself, it’s not me, Xiaobai is not me, Hyuga Neji is me, Xiaobai is not Hyuga Neji...

"I'm caring about you," Imini complained, "I really can't understand my painstaking efforts." Although Sasuke was hit hard by the extermination of the genocide, he has a good brother who supports him. You are only alone, so you should hurry up □□That's great.

Ning Ci was speechless, looking for a chance to escape...

Inside a ramen shop

"Isn't this the young master of the Hyuga family? Welcome!" Uncle Yile loudly welcomed Ning Ci's arrival and told his assistant, "Imini came out to greet the guests!"

"It's Xiaobai, have you decided what I said last time? If you decide, I can do it today. Let's beat the enemy Hakka to ensure the success rate and efficiency of the mission!"

But...Master Ning Ci, who had already paid for it, didn't want to waste this meal of ramen. In the words of Yimini's mission statement and the analysis of benefits, he ate the famous family portrait ramen miserably...

"Welcome to come again next time!" Uncle Yile was very enthusiastic.

Ghosts will come again, let's go to the dinner group next time, Yile Ramen has been occupied by Martians, it is too dangerous, pat my heart, if I am entangled by Yimini again, I am Hinata Ningji I His wisdom was wiped out...

Tragedy always happens so suddenly, I don't know that Imini, who has already occupied most of Konoha's restaurants, came to Neji again... intending to tell the world in words...

"Ning Ci, Ning Ci, what's the matter with you?" Tian Tian shook Ning Ci in a daze, "I've seen a lot of people passing by just now, it's really too late for us not to leave."

"Yes, Neji, Teacher Kai will really be angry if you are late!"

"Oh, I'm fine, let's go." The white-eyed genius boy came back to his senses, thinking about the dark days at the beginning, and how wonderful the days of youth with Mr. Kai are now, Uchiha Sasuke... I really should thank you very much He, if he hadn't diverted the attention of the Great God Yimini a lot, he might not have survived this time... The young Neji has already begun to sigh... Life is really lonely as snow...

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