Naruto's teasing world

Chapter 36

"You mean that you can assist Konoha in preparing for the Chunin Exam, apply for the position of examiner voluntarily, and don't ask for money?" The third Hokage Hiruzaru Sarutobi has lived for so many years and never thought that these words would come from Konoha's number one financial fan. Oni (canonized by Kakashi) said it out of Imini's mouth, and asked suspiciously again, "Do you really not ask for a salary increase?"

"Well, salary and so on are all floating clouds, only the Chunin exam is a big deal, I will definitely do it well, please believe in my determination, Lord Hokage, my strength will not let you down!" Imini was very firm, Talking about small things such as salary increase, it is still easy for Sasuke to pass the Chunin exam as soon as possible to get his salary as a Chunin and Itachi’s reward funds. Konoha has not necessarily increased his salary much after so many years... there is no way , we can't ask too much for poor mountain villages, can we?Otherwise, people will say that you are not kind.

The third Hokage is very pleased. I don’t know who is able to influence Imini who regards money as his life. It is really not easy for him to have such an idea. Looking at Imini with clear (sluggish) eyes, the third generation can’t help but recall In the past few years, when I heard about the miserable scene in the financial department when someone applied for a salary increase...

"How about it, Hokage-sama? Will you agree to my request?" Imini urged, he couldn't wait too long, there were still two people in his family waiting for dinner.

"Ahem, since you are so persistent..." The third generation thought for a while, there are so many variables in the Chunin exam, and it would be a good thing to have a helper who doesn't ask for a salary increase, "Then I don't have any objections, but the Chunin exam We have designed a total of three games, where do you want to help?"

"Can I be the final referee?" Imini asked hopefully.

"No... the final referee is jointly decided by the elders." The third generation tapped on the pipe and said, "The first round is a written test, the second round is a survival drill in the dead forest, and the third round is one-on-one Fight, choose one yourself!"

Hmm...the written test isn't exciting, and it's not easy to step up to help in a 1v1 duel, so...

"I'd better go to the scene in the Forest of Death," Imini said to the Third Hokage after deliberation, "It's more suitable for me", it's suitable for me to take care of my Sasuke...

"Then you go back and prepare. Adjust the time and arrange the schedule with Hongdou. Also, the content of these exams is confidential, so even if it is Sasuke, you can't tell him, and you can't do things that are unfair to other candidates. Do you know?" Third Hokage, who knew the details of Imini's protection, asked.

Tch, Sasuke opened Sharingan recently, and Kakashi and I helped him to do special training again, we won’t do such immoral things as leaking questions, Imini curled his lips, expressing his concern for Hokage-sama Dissatisfied, he replied in a blunt tone, "I know, I won't tell Sasuke..." Really, do you think I, Imini? (in some ways yes)

Although Imini suffered a heavy blow from being suspected by Master Hokage, he is still very happy to apply for the position of examiner. After all, Imini has been fascinated by this job for a long time. I just wanted to be an examiner once, but the Hunter Association didn't have the habit of hiring people who beat up the Hakkas as examiners. After trying twice, Yimini gave up, and all the talk about fair competition for positions was nonsense!

"How is it? Hokage-sama agrees?" Kakashi, who was waiting aside, watched Imini come out of Hokage's office building, looked at Imini's uncertain face and asked, "It won't be rejected Alright..."

The crow-mouthed Kakashi glanced at him, and Imini said contemptuously, "How is it possible, the job that I, Imini, want to work, part-time job, how can the job I want to do be rejected? Kakashi, you Has your cranial nerve degenerated?"

Kakashi, who was suspected of degeneration of brain nerves, scratched his silver hair and didn't want to argue with Imini. In fact, Kakashi knew that he couldn't argue with his years of experience, so he asked, "Which exam are you invigilating?" ?”

"Second scene, Forest of Death." While walking, Imini was thinking about what kind of vegetables he should buy today to nourish Sasuke, so that he would have enough physical strength to face the unknown test.

"This year, the exam room is set in the Death Forest. It's amazing. It's not a good place to live." Kakashi's muttering was heard verbatim by Imini.

"Master Hokage just said that if someone leaks the exam questions, I will be compensated. I told you as my own. You should pay attention to yourself." Imini falsified the original words of Master Hokage, and other The demeanor was so natural that it was hard for Kakashi to believe it or not.

"I see." Kakashi who was speechless saw that Imini was not going in the direction of the Uchiha mansion, but asked in a different way, "Where is this going?"

"Oh, go to Hongdou's house, Hokage-sama asked me to discuss the second exam with her, so you don't have to come with me." Imini stopped and said to Kakashi, "If you are so free, help me Go shopping for groceries, you are so handsome, you can definitely get a discount or something, resources should be used in a variety of ways!"

Hey, even if Kakashi is a little worse than Itachi Uchiha, but Imini-san, you can't just call someone else's resource... What a blow to you, he is really one of Konoha's elite jounin... Kakashi raised his forehead, knowing that Imini is an incompetent person, so he can't be angry with him, but not being angry doesn't mean that he can calmly accept this nonsensical metaphor...

So Kakashi is not calm anymore, he decides to teach Imini what respect for elders and basic grammatical knowledge is after helping Imini buy the food, but then again, how did Imini know that he is very tall? handsome? (Kakashi is narcissistic...) Could it be that he was attacked at night?Thinking of this, Kakashi couldn't help shivering, forget it, this is impossible.

"Come on, Sasuke, come with me to a place tonight." After dinner, Imini said, "Let's make some preparations first!"

"What preparation?" Sasuke asked casually, accustomed to Imini's whim.

"I'm going to the Death Forest to reserve some food in advance. You should also go to survey the terrain with me. I won't frame you. Don't worry." Yimini, who came back from Hongdou's house, decided that he would not Living in the forest where birds don’t lay eggs for so many days, well, even if you have to live for so many days, you can’t treat yourself badly, at least you should bring something to eat to comfort yourself, and take Sasuke there Survey the enemy's situation.

"That forest of death?" Sasuke became interested, "Why do you want to go there? Mr. Iruka once said that place is dangerous, so we should not approach it."

"Don't ask any more questions, just follow me, it must be good for you, you know?" Pulling Sasuke who was lying on the ground, Imini took out a scroll and hugged it excitedly, "Baby , it’s all up to you these days!”

Don't be curious about any shocking secrets in the scroll, but I heard that red beans said that only barbecue can be eaten in the death forest, which hurt Imini who likes nutrition, so he sealed a lot of vegetables and fruits in the scroll. Hide it in the forest, otherwise it would attract attention when carrying a large scroll on his back during the exam. He doesn't want to cook with local materials in the dead forest, which is unhygienic and unclean...

"Hey, is there really no problem?" Sasuke, who followed Imini to the Death Forest in the middle of the night, opened Sharingan and noticed the strange environment around him. As expected, it was full of the breath of beasts everywhere. , and the faint scent of all kinds of poisonous flowers and weeds wafted in the air, further exacerbating Sasuke's uneasiness.

"Don't worry." Imini waved his hand and continued to search for a safe place to hide the scroll. Soon, he selected a tree hole under a big tree. Here it is!"

Confuse the enemies who steal your food?Sasuke complained about Imini's imaginary enemy, "Now that we have hidden it, let's go back quickly." The forest is breezy and the atmosphere is weird. Sasuke is an excellent ninja, but that doesn't mean he won't be afraid of the appearance of Piao , "I have an exam tomorrow, and I still have to sleep."

Imini thought about it, and that's right, you need to get enough sleep before the exam, "Well, are you sure you have surveyed the terrain? Are you sure you won't get lost when you come in next time?"

"Yes, yes, I'm not Naruto's idiot, how could I get lost?" Sasuke pushed Imini forward and urged again, "Let's go back quickly!"

"Then... alright", the person in front of Imini agreed. Originally, he wanted to take this opportunity to find some precious medicinal plants and animals in the dead forest. They should be able to sell for a good price...but for Sasuke , Imini decided to give up this plan for the time being, and everything during the exam will be dominated by candidates! (When I was in the college entrance examination, it was like heaven, I really miss the days when everyone responded...)

In the huge death forest, it seems very lively tonight, there are always uninvited guests to disturb, just sent two away, now two more, when did Konoha's security become so bad?Well, probably after losing the help of the Uchiha clan...

"Danna, are we lost..." The blond-haired Deidara observed the forest with his prosthetic eye. Is this Konoha?Why are there no ninjas?

"Did you see so many trees?" asked the man called Dana.

"I see, there are quite a lot of trees here", at least more than my hometown Yanyin Village, "Is there any problem?"

The Scarlet Sand Scorpion looked at his partner speechlessly, and began to explain helplessly, "The reason why Konoha is called Konoha is because their first generation of Hokage has a unique limit of blood inheritance—Mu Dun. These trees are all the first generation of Hokage. It was made with his Blood Succession Limit, so the place with so many trees must be Konoha."

"Dana, you are amazing!" Although there are differences in artistic cognition, Didala still admires his own Dana in essence, which is why the two have different ideas but have been able to work together for so many years.

It's not that I'm good, but that you didn't pay attention to the class when you were in school. These things about ninja villages directly under the five major countries should be taught in the theory class of the ninja school... Scorpion looked weakly and praised himself for being great Forget it, it would be a good thing to make that kid admire you.

"Danna, do you think Itachi and the others are here?" Didara didn't want Junan to take the credit, and was eager to know the whereabouts of Itachi and Kisame.

"I don't know" because they arrived at Konoha by Didara's big bird, so Scorpion only knows that they are in Konoha territory now, but they don't know the exact location. Of course, it is impossible to know where Itachi and Kisame are. .

"Then what should we do now? Should we wait for the dawn here or find a hotel to stay?" Didara was in a dilemma. In order to avoid Boss Payne, they chose to set off at night, and it was already late at night when they arrived at Konoha. , the problem of accommodation is very serious, and I don't have to eat and sleep like Dana.

...a moment of silence...

Looking at Dana's Feiliuhu, it looks really hideous, Didara swallowed the suggestion of staying in the hotel, and he couldn't separate from Dana, and Dana refused to take off Feiliuhu, if If you go to the hotel with such an attitude, you will definitely scare people in the middle of the night, and maybe you will be considered as bad guys (you are...), it would be bad if you attract the attention of Konoha's gang up.

Looking at the coy Didara, Scorpion was a little funny, after all, he was still a child, "If you want to go to the hotel, you can go by yourself, anyway, I don't want to sleep, and I can save the money I send every month." A little money."

"Danna, you..." Over the years, Xie has taken good care of Didara despite his superficially ruthless appearance, so Didara was moved when he heard his own Dana say this, "Danna, you are really a good person, but I will not enjoy leaving you here alone, artists will not abandon their companions!"

"Ah, is it?" Sure enough, the children were the unexpected crowd, "In this case, let's take a rest here, it will be dawn in a few hours, and then we will go find Nine Tails!"

"En!" Deidara replied happily, found a big tree to lean on and lay down, something hard hit her back, reached out and touched it, it turned out to be a scroll, "Danna, I found this, you See what it is?"

"Huh?" Scorpion looked at the scroll in Deidara's hand and frowned, "This is a sealed scroll of ninjutsu. Why would someone leave it here?"

"Really?" Deidara scratched his head and said, "Can Danna open it?" Curiosity is always a child's, especially a child who is committed to being an artist.

"Yes, yes..." Scorpion hesitated, should I open it?What if it is a trap?

"Dana, open it, open it," Didara stared at the scorpion with a shining blue eye, like a cute puppy staring at a delicious meaty bone. (Actually the author's analogy is as bad as Imini...)

"Okay", depending on the strength of myself and Didara, there will be no problem, "Didara, step aside, I'm going to touch the seal..."

"Well! Okay", Didara looked forward to it, would it be some powerful ninjutsu?Don't you just say that, this is the place where the first Hokage was built, is it the secret about Mudun?

Xie climbed out of the Feiliuhu, unfolded the unknown mysterious scroll, and made his handprints. With a clear "poof" sound and a puff of white smoke, the truth of the mysterious scroll finally came to light.

He poked a lot of green vegetables, cabbage, cabbage, quick-frozen beef and other high-quality ingredients on the ground with his hands, and Didara burst into tears. Just now, his expectation was like a fool. How could anyone take these things seriously? Sealed in the scroll or hidden in the woods?Sure enough, Konoha's people are amazing...

Scorpion looked at the seal he had untied, thinking it was a trap or something, but he didn't expect it to be a pile of cabbage, this... really bloody...

Looking at the ingredients on the ground, Didara's stomach growled, and in embarrassment responded to Dana's questioning eyes, Didara touched his stomach and asked blushingly, "Danna, you Can you cook?"

The author has something to say: Correct the typo...