Naruto's teasing world

Chapter 2

When being thrown out with one hand by the seemingly weak but violent boy in front of him (you are right this time), Izumo Kamizuki gave full play to the excellent resilience of a Konoha elite chunin. Using the most basic stand-in technique, a piece of wood replaced him and was smashed to pieces by the enraged Imini.

Eh?Seeing the object he attacked turned into a piece of rotten wood inexplicably, and the magic spell used by the janitor brother who suddenly disappeared before his eyes with a "bang", Imini was as shocked as seeing him for the first time The transformation of the handsome and paralyzed elder brother between the nail monster and the peerless beauty, is this the special skill of this place?If only I could learn...

"Ala, brother janitor, are you okay?" Imini, who was thinking of his own wishful thinking, made a big turn of his attitude, "I'm really sorry, I have the syndrome of confusing men and women, well, as long as someone If I misidentify my gender, I will unconsciously beat that person, I'm really sorry!"

Seeing that the wood used in the stand-in technique has been shattered into cinders on the ground, and he is narrating his inhuman experience miserably, and looking at the young man still exuding a spring-like smile in front of him, Izumo and Zitie thought for a moment that the enemy had performed a wonderful trick. Illusion is what makes people have such hallucinations, and I can't help sweating...

Looking at the young boy who suddenly turned from a little white rabbit into a big bad wolf and then from a big bad wolf back to a little white rabbit, Zi Tie found that this boy was really not ordinary good-looking. His short black hair was a little curly but he looked free and easy, and his eyes were big. Yes, it’s dark, it seems to have just flashed all the light at a certain moment (yes, you read that right, he was thinking about your work), and it looks more radiant (囧?), and the facial features seem to be matched according to the golden ratio Cheng Cheng is exquisite and not vulgar, and he wears foreign costumes that he has never seen before, which shows his mysterious temperament. Compared with those women who will be infatuated with the young master of the Uchiha family, this boy is obviously more beautiful and recognized by others. Being a woman should have troubled him a lot, what a poor child, to be forced into illness by this unscrupulous society...

"It's okay, it's okay, if you are sick, you should go to the doctor quickly." Zi Tie asked Izumo beside him quietly while wiping the cold sweat from his forehead, "How is it? His chakra?"

"Hehe, don't worry, although there is only a moment of contact, I can be sure that he has no chakra." Izumo clapped his hands, "But looking at the physical skills, tsk tsk, it is really crazier than our blue beast!"

You are the only one who is sick to seek a doctor, and your whole family is sick to seek a doctor, Yimini complained dissatisfiedly, but in order to be able to enter the village without hindrance, Yimini decided...be patient...and wait until he sees that Hokage Apply to him for the job of guarding the gate, and you will be fired by then, haha, Imini trusts his ability very much...

"Excuse me, can you introduce the Hokage of Guicun for me now?"

"Well, okay, please come with me..."

The corners of Imini's lips twitched when he saw Hokage wearing a bamboo hat. It really is a place with simple folk customs, even the leadership is so simple. It seems that this so-called third-generation Hokage is a good leader with a simple life, Imini Suddenly, I am full of hope for my future life. If I can’t go home, it’s good to settle here!

"Mr. Imini? Beat the Enemy, may I ask what is the important thing for you to come to our Konoha Village?" The assistant next to Hokage asked first.

Imini was stunned for a moment, his eyelashes trembled, and crystal tears fell down, which made the group of people in Hokage's office feel worried. Imini's fair cheeks were covered with tears. It looks like a lily covered with dew in the morning... Could it be that you will not be tempted by such a girly scene and such a weak child?

"I... I... can't find my way home. The leader of a perverted organization used me for experiments. I don't know why I'm here. Hokage-sama, I heard that you are the greatest person. Let me live here temporarily? I can do anything!" Yimini secretly glanced at the crowd, with a smile that only he knew.

I heard that adults generally feel sorry for those children with miserable backgrounds, so when Imini saw the benevolent Third Hokage, he made a perfect battle plan, as expected...

"Poor child", Sandai Hokage thinks of the experiments done by his disciple Orochimaru. The sad children who were used as test subjects overlap with the crying pear blossom and rainy boy in front of him. It seems that he has experienced a very uncomfortable thing. Well, I just heard that Izumo also reported that this child has no chakra, so there should be no danger, "Since this is the case, you can live here with peace of mind..."

"Then can I go to school here? It's amazing to see the magic of these big brothers disappearing with a bang just now." Yimini successfully pretended to be a poor little white, "I don't have tuition fees, but I can work and study. please!"

The three generations of Hokage who couldn't bear to destroy the child's dream agreed, even without chakra, the child can learn some physical skills for self-defense, "Those are not magic, they are ninja's ninjutsu, if you want to learn, you can go to ninja school It’s good to let him try, after all, everyone has their own dreams.

Ninja, ninja, I seem to have heard from Elmi, a third-rate ninja (Hanzo: 5555~third-rate~) during the hunter exam, but these ninjutsu are good things, you must not let them go, "Thank you very much You, you really deserve to be the greatest Hokage praised by all people!"

The third generation waved their hands, being praised by such a simple (?) child really made me blush...

Imini, who has successfully obtained Konoha's residency and education rights, now has a new goal, which is how to make a lot of money?It is necessary to make money anywhere, and besides, I have to pay for teaching. I don’t know if anyone in this place will entrust me to do my own business. Looking at this village with good folk customs, Yimini shook his head, □□Business must be difficult to do here!But just giving up like this is definitely not the style of Imini? Beating the enemy.

"Excuse me, do you have a place to work here? Hokage-sama gave me a place to live. I don't want to trouble him anymore. I can earn my own living expenses." Besides, working is also my hobby.

What a sensible child, Jonin who led the way for Imini sighed, it would be great if all the children were so sensible these days, thinking about the son in his family who talks about being afraid of trouble all day long, it’s really embarrassing The difference between Cassie and Kay, "Oh? Do you want to work? What do you know?" It would be nice to introduce this kid to a few jobs if you get the chance.

Yimini thought about it, his job is a professional killer, and he has done a lot of side jobs. There are always some jobs in this village that he can do. It seems that this uncle looks pretty good. If he can give himself If he finds a job, then give him a discount when he entrusts himself to kill in the future. Appropriate business methods often bring unexpected benefits.

So Yimini counted them one by one, "Well, I can cook, I can darn, I can kill people, well, I have been a waiter in a restaurant, a cleaner, a security guard, and a bodyguard..." By the time Imini finished counting the jobs he had done, the kind-hearted uncle next to him was already twitching at the corners of his mouth and eyes...

This jonin, maybe he should be called Shikaku Nara, his heart can't be calm for a long time after hearing what Imini said, who is this kid?Why can the two jobs of cooking and killing be juxtaposed?Maybe Senior Lu Jiu was good at deceiving himself and others under the oppression of his wife, so after thinking for a while with a not-low IQ, he suddenly realized, "Son, I can't tell that you were a senior actor before, and you played so many roles. Pass it! It's amazing..."

Oh, by the way, Imini looked at the kind uncle next to him with admiration. He admired this uncle's ability to analyze and associate. He could even guess the work he had missed. Could this be their special feature? ability?So Imini nodded, "Yes, uncle, you are amazing, I did work as a professional actor for a while..." (I want to say, you misunderstood...)

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