Naruto's teasing world

Chapter 1

"Damn Kuroro, what kind of new abilities have you acquired!" Looking at the stretch of unfamiliar mountains and forests in front of you, Imini? It is extremely rare to beat an enemy and roar at the sky regardless of any etiquette. The adopted son of his well-known Hakka family who beat enemies lost his way in a poor mountain village where birds did not lay eggs. No amount of repeated lessons can correct his younger brother's shortcomings. This is the only blemish in Yi Ermi's life as a brother-in-law.

"Brother Yilmi, if your dear brother never comes back, you must remember to help me find the damned Kuroro for revenge. By the way, my credit card is hidden in the fat man's most hated Qiya body pillow Here, I hope you can find it (it’s strange if you can find it)”, Imini said helplessly while inspecting the surrounding situation, if he didn’t lose the bet with the unlucky Kuroro, he wouldn’t have to help Kuroro Luo Luo experimented with some new abilities, and now he is alone on some alien planet.

"Uncle, do you know how to get to Kukulu Mountain?" After knowing the pain with the alien biological language, Yimini was very happy, God is always attached to him!

Shaking his head.

"Do you know where the local chapter of the Hunter's Association goes?"

"Ah? There is no association for hunters, isn't it just hunting in the mountains for a living?"

"Boss, do you know where Youkexin is?"

Waving his hands, "We only have the five major countries here, and we don't have any friends...whatever?"

My God, is it really an alien planet?But the living habits of the aliens here are quite similar to ours. Imini can only use this reason to talk now. Dear brother Irmi, you may never see your younger brother Imini again Now, Brother Fat Pig, you can no longer use your status as a big brother to force me to help you buy a new figure of a beautiful girl, oh!My poor little Qiya, next time you want to eat chocolate, you can only ask your elder brother for it. You must know that your elder brother loves you very much, as well as mom and dad. I may never be able to wear dresses and loli princess outfits again. Well, leave those to Curt! (Kurt: I'm so unlucky...)

People always know how to own after losing. It is a nightmare for Imini to live in this uncivilized alien mountain village. Think about it. Some entertainment activities (killing...), fortunately, Imini used to live in the hellish Meteor Street. In terms of survival ability in the wild, he will not be worse than others, and he will not be unable to survive. It’s just that Imini is reluctant. The tens of billions of monies that have been saved for several years have been used up, and there are 124 part-time shops. If they really can’t go back, I don’t know if they will beat the enemy Hakka for liquidated damages (you think too much), Yi Brother Ermi, I have caused you trouble, I am guilty, actually I do not recommend you to use Brother Fat Pig to help me repay the debt...

After figuring out that he had no way to go back to Kukulu Mountain immediately, Yimini started his own survival plan on the alien planet, but it seems that the aliens here are quite friendly and should not have any conflicts with them , Unpaid killing business is something that real killers will not do (Il's riddle), because it is not only a waste of energy and time, but also ruins the reputation of the family of the first killer. People who want to beat the enemy Hakka to shoot?OK, the starting price is 800 million, otherwise, no discussion.

Imini thought, the most urgent thing now is to find a place to stay, take dozens of jobs to make money, and then find a way to go home. Oh, I forgot to mention that part-time work is one of Imini’s hobbies.

"Auntie, who is the leader here!" Every time you go to a new place, report (threat?) to the local leader is what a good enemy beater should do. The leadership needs to build a good relationship.

"Boss? Are you talking about Hokage-sama? Hokage-sama is the most respectable person in Konoha Village." Looking at the polite young man in front of him, the aunt who bought the meatballs has a good impression of Imini from the bottom of her heart. It has been a long time since I saw this He is a young man with a handsome appearance and a polite manner. This kind of temperament is probably only possessed by the young master of the Uchiha family!

It turns out that the leader of this place is called Hokage, a cool title, better than the head of the mayor, well, after the appraisal, although it looks poor here, it has good humanistic taste, "Oh, yes, may I ask Do you know where Hokage-sama lives?"

Following the map in his hand, Imini came to the so-called Konoha Village, "The two big brothers who are guarding the gate, please tell me where Lord Hokage lives, I want to find him." (You are so direct!)

"Who are you?" Izumo and Zitie, who are called the big janitors, looked displeased. Their task was to guard the gates of Konoha Village, and they were newly promoted Chunin who were favored by the public. A stranger with a pretty face is calling out the title of the janitor big brother with a tight face. The two of you are darling, they are entangled...

Yimini curiously inquired about the two janitor elder brothers, hey, the strength is really not that good, the Sanmao raised by his elder brother is better than them, it seems that this village is not very good, the janitors are generally You need to be strong, otherwise it will be impossible for the enemy to break in easily. Obviously, the two in front of you are not of this material. Well, I wonder if Lord Hokage will hire me to replace these two to achieve my first job. It's not Imini's style to not get double salary.

"Who the hell are you?" Although the war has passed for a long time, radicals from various countries still stare at Hokage-sama. The beautiful girl (?) in front of her looks weak but she is not sure if she is a spy sent by another country. .

"Oh, I forgot to introduce myself. I'm Imini? Dadike, from another distant planet (son, you still think this is an alien planet), and I'm here to visit your Hokage-sama. I hope I can introduce ", Yimini showed a signature smile, although Yimini's dearest elder brother is out-and-out facial paralysis, but this does not affect him in the slightest to cultivate a charming smile, because Yimini feels that as a A businessman, no matter what kind of business it is, should greet people with a smile on his face so that there will be repeat customers! (How many people do you think will be the repeat customers of you beating the enemy Hakka?)

"What is the planet...?" The unfamiliar words came out of the strange girl's (?) mouth, making it incomprehensible.

I didn’t expect the people on this planet to be so far behind, they don’t even know the planet, how pitiful... No, no, as someone who might become your future customers, it’s wrong to despise them, “Uh, a planet means a place, we It’s just the local dialect there, don’t care, don’t care.”

The so-called people who reach out and don't hit the smiling face, after seeing Imini's sunflower-like smile and polite explanation, Izumoko looked at each other, walked up to Imini, bent down slightly, and stretched out his hand to hold him. To Imini in front of him, "Beautiful lady, can I have a look at your chakra?"

He knew that the people in this place were relatively uncivilized, but he didn't expect to be so stupid. Let him think about it, the last time someone recognized Brother Yiermi as a girl, how much was his corpse?Eight yuan, oh, no, it was eaten by Sanmao in the end, tsk tsk, there are only bones left, the elder brother has never allowed Sanmao to gnaw on bones without integrity like ordinary dogs.

Although Imini will pretend to be a young girl for work on weekdays, but being recognized as a girl without disguise is a contempt for the Hakka who beat the enemy (Izumo, you are miserable...a moment of silence)

So when he heard the reckless words of the person in front of him, Imini became furious. He raised his right hand and threw Izumo, who was suspected of being doing security check work for him, like throwing corncobs, "Get out! Do you have eyes?" ? I’m a man!”

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