Your majesty's aesthetic is poisonous
Chapter 2
"Your Majesty!" The people who came to rescue them saw their emperor fainted on the ground, and immediately turned pale with fright.
A group of people flocked to save the emperor, they all ran towards the emperor in a hurry, because they rushed too fast and got inertial, they didn't stop. There was a wail.
Being crushed, the emperor lay on the ground desperately and speechless, wailed again, rolled his eyes, and passed out completely.
Everyone was stunned for a moment, seeing that the emperor was crushed and passed out, and then their heart, liver, gallbladder, spleen and lungs trembled with fright, and they all stood up immediately.
Zhang Quan, the head of the palace, roared: "You bastard, if you're so careless, if something happens to the emperor, we'll all die!"
These words made the big inner guards tremble with fear.
"Don't take the emperor back yet."
With orders, a group of people carried the emperor away with a clatter.
Only Zhang Quan was left to wipe off his sweat secretly, looked up at the night sky, and thought, the moon is dark and the wind is high, it is not a good omen...
……
Today's weather is very good, the sun is shining, the wind is gentle, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, the grass is growing and the warbler is flying, but Qin Yin's mood is not bright at all, and his attitude towards people is not gentle.
He was lying on the bed with bandages on his hands and feet, and his lips were swollen like sausages. It has been three days since he met the assassin that night, and he ordered a search across the city, but there was no news.
Did that damned assassin fly back again?
Qin Yin thought.
We must catch that bastard and kill him!
Not to mention hurting my hands and feet, and taking away my first kiss, and making my mouth swell and hurt when I eat.
Just be damned!If I don't cut him into pieces, my hatred will never be solved!
"Your Majesty, it's time for you to take your medicine." Just as she was thinking, a little maid reminded her in a low voice.
Qin Yin sighed, took the medicine bowl presented by the maid, and opened his mouth cautiously, but just opened his mouth to drink, at this moment, he was startled by a sound like a wolf chasing him, and the medicine he just drank into his mouth The medicine was sprayed out immediately.
I saw Wang Wu, the chief guard of the Ouchi, rushed in, knelt down with a plop, and shouted: "I report to the emperor, I have failed the emperor's great trust, and I deserve death! The three-day deadline has passed, and the assassin has not yet Caught, Chen Te came to plead guilty!"
Qin Yin was so choked that he coughed, his lips were sore and tears flowed out, and he had no time to take care of him for a while.
Seeing that the emperor ignored him, Wang Wu knelt there and cried out in despair: "Your majesty!" Then he grinned and cried to his father and mother, "I only hope that the emperor will remember that I have been on duty for so many years, loyal, and utterly devoted. Work hard, persevere, be utterly loyal, do your best, and die... I don't want to die... But the king let the minister die, the minister has to die, I hope the emperor will let the minister's wife and children go...
..." Said sadly and gently closed his eyes, a line of tears fell from the corners of his eyes, he was about to kill himself when he drew his sword, and he still didn't forget to shout in his mouth: "Long live my emperor!In our next life... ah! Before he could finish his words, he was hit on the head by an angry Qin Yin with a medicine bowl, and immediately lowered his head and shut his mouth with a howl.
"You dog slave! Are you a dead father or a dead mother? Are you looking for death!?" Qin Yin turned his head angrily, said puzzled, picked up the things on the bed, He hit him hard, and felt more comfortable when he was tired. He calmed down and mumbled with a sausage mouth in his mouth: "Why are you so flustered and howling? How decent!"
State affairs are busy, Qin Yin is often forgetful.
Wang Wu wiped the sweat from his forehead, calmed down, and said respectfully: "Return to the emperor, the three-day deadline has passed, and I have come to plead guilty."
Plead guilty?
After thinking quietly for a while, Qin Yin remembered that three days ago, the Ouchi guards were wanted to arrest the assassin who injured him. If he could not find him within three days, he would ask them to come and see him. Today is exactly the fourth day. With a soft snort, he gave him a cold look, and said: "I didn't announce you, but you are self-conscious, and you're just looking for death in such a hurry, okay, then I will fulfill you." He paused: "Come on, pull out , cut it off!"
Two guards came in and saluted, "Observe the order."
Before Wang Wu was taken away, he did not forget to kowtow to thank: "My minister, thank you Lord Long En."
Seeing that his face remained unchanged, Qin Yin couldn't help raising his eyebrows slightly: "Wang Wu, are you really not afraid of death?"
"I have failed the emperor's life, so death is not a pity." Wang Wu sacrificed with generosity on his face.
Qin Yin snorted coldly: "It's easy to say, but I ask you, if you die, what will your wife, children and family members do? Don't you think about them?"
"This..." Wang Wu frowned, not knowing how to answer.
Qin Yin snorted coldly again: "You are a martial artist, you are really stupid, that's all, I think you have made countless achievements in the past, so I am giving you a chance, go down."
Wang Wu was stunned for a moment, and asked in disbelief: "The emperor...is he going to pardon the humble minister?"
"Otherwise?" Qin Yin stared.
After hearing this, Wang Wu knelt down and shouted: "Your Majesty, my minister is terrified...Ahhhhh... Your Majesty is wise, your Majesty is wise... Your Majesty is my minister's reborn parents... Your Majesty..."
Qin Yin on the bed had blue veins popping out of his forehead, and his forehead hurt.The amount of help.He waved his hand feebly and said softly, "Go down."
"The emperor is a benevolent king..." Wang Wu was still flattering.
Qin Yin couldn't bear it anymore, and roared at him: "I told you to get off! Did you hear that!" After a moment's pause, his dantian sank, and he roared angrily: "Get out!!!!"
After Wang Wu heard this, he immediately stopped and rolled away.
The maids and eunuchs waiting in the room were too frightened to say anything, timidly, Qin Yin let out a long sigh of relief: "Now I feel much more at ease, come and pass on the meal."
"Yes." The little eunuch An Shouyu replied weakly, and then ordered someone to pass on the meal.
In the past few days because of the assassin's incident, the entire palace has been panicked. In fact, everyone is not afraid of the assassin, but the emperor.
If he is unhappy, the whole world will be unhappy with him.
If his qi is not going well, the whole world will have to accompany him if he is not going well.
When he got angry, the whole imperial city trembled three times.
To put it bluntly, he is that tiger, and he is also a tiger with a bad temper, who will kill people at every turn.
It's been a long, long time since something like an assassin has happened; now that someone wants to assassinate him, it's really... gratifying.
Lin Quyang looked at the people in the palace who were in a state of anxiety every day, and looked at the hand of the cooking master, who was shaking while cooking because of the assassin, so he couldn't help whispering: "Master Song, you don't have to be afraid. , that assassin is not as mysterious as you have said, besides, he is not an assassin at all."
"I'm not afraid of that assassin." Master Song's hands continued to shake.
"Then why are your hands shaking?" Lin Quyang wondered.
"I was scared." Master Song said in a low voice, "Just now the emperor passed on the meal."
"Just pass it on. Your cooking is so delicious, what are you afraid of?" Lin Quyang was speechless.
"What do you know? The emperor is in a bad mood these days because of the assassins. His bad mood will affect his appetite. If he has a bad appetite, no matter how delicious the food you cook, he can find faults. What's more, The emperor was injured, and his mouth was also injured. It is really difficult to eat food that is soft and not irritating, and the temperature should be lukewarm..." Master Song said timidly: "I heard that several people have died. Now I feel that I am not far from death."
Lin Quyang was stunned for a moment, then blinked and asked: "This emperor is so over the top? Isn't this a tyrant?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Master Song hurriedly covered his mouth: "Don't want to live anymore? Say such rebellious words." Nervously looking around, he warned: "In this palace, you can't talk nonsense, you know? mock up."
Lin Quyang nodded.
"Help quickly." Master Song said.
Lin Quyang nodded obediently again.
Speaking of how this Master Song and Lin Quyang met, that is, when he was stealing food in the kitchen, he was seen by Lin Quyang who was also stealing food. At that time, the panicked Master Song choked , almost died, but fortunately Lin Quyang used modern methods to save him. Not only did he save his life, but Lin Quyang also promised not to tell the story of stealing food. The master was really grateful, and after getting to know each other briefly, he learned that Lin Quyang had nowhere to go, and it happened that he also lacked a caring helper, so he left him in the imperial dining room.
From this point of view, the ancient people were quite simple, and did not ask much about Lin Quyang's background, where he came from, what he did, etc., and just kept him by his side.
Therefore, Lin Quyang was very grateful to Master Song. He had just arrived at this ancient time, and now he had work, a place to cook, food and housing, well, no matter what, at least the food and housing were settled.
Let's talk about the rest slowly.
"Hurry up, everyone." A little eunuch walked into the imperial dining room and shouted: "The emperor is waiting."
Everyone froze, and then they all nodded like chickens pecking rice, and the movements of their hands became more agile.
The imperial meal was ready, and the people in the imperial dining room prepared to deliver the dishes to the emperor's dining place.Usually at this time, there is no matter about Master Song and Lin Quyang.
Lin Quyang took a cucumber, ate it crunchily, and praised: "Master Song, you really deserve to be a first-class chef in the imperial dining room. The food you cook is full of fragrance, and I am so greedy that my mouth is watering three thousand times." ..."
"Master Song, the emperor is here to invite you." The eunuch interrupted him suddenly while he was talking.
Master Song: "..." He froze for a moment, and then said in despair, "It's over, I'm afraid there will be no return."
Lin Quyang was surprised: "It's not that exaggerated, is it? Master Song."
Master Song gave him a "that's exaggerated" expression, and said, "You can do it yourself, little sample."
"Master Song..." Lin Quyang frowned.
"What are you doing? Be quick, it's not on the battlefield, so stop talking to each other." The little eunuch urged.
Master Song went out of the room, Lin Quyang thought, since he has nothing to do, it's better to hide, and the assassin that the tyrant wants to catch is himself.
Just thinking about it, the eunuch Lan Hua pointed at Lin Quyang and said, "You... go too."
"..." Lin Quyang was taken aback, blinked and asked, "Me?"
"It's not you, could it be the cucumber in your hand?" The eunuch snorted and rolled his eyes angrily.
Lin Quyang: "..."
It's over, then, won't I be recognized? !
A group of people flocked to save the emperor, they all ran towards the emperor in a hurry, because they rushed too fast and got inertial, they didn't stop. There was a wail.
Being crushed, the emperor lay on the ground desperately and speechless, wailed again, rolled his eyes, and passed out completely.
Everyone was stunned for a moment, seeing that the emperor was crushed and passed out, and then their heart, liver, gallbladder, spleen and lungs trembled with fright, and they all stood up immediately.
Zhang Quan, the head of the palace, roared: "You bastard, if you're so careless, if something happens to the emperor, we'll all die!"
These words made the big inner guards tremble with fear.
"Don't take the emperor back yet."
With orders, a group of people carried the emperor away with a clatter.
Only Zhang Quan was left to wipe off his sweat secretly, looked up at the night sky, and thought, the moon is dark and the wind is high, it is not a good omen...
……
Today's weather is very good, the sun is shining, the wind is gentle, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, the grass is growing and the warbler is flying, but Qin Yin's mood is not bright at all, and his attitude towards people is not gentle.
He was lying on the bed with bandages on his hands and feet, and his lips were swollen like sausages. It has been three days since he met the assassin that night, and he ordered a search across the city, but there was no news.
Did that damned assassin fly back again?
Qin Yin thought.
We must catch that bastard and kill him!
Not to mention hurting my hands and feet, and taking away my first kiss, and making my mouth swell and hurt when I eat.
Just be damned!If I don't cut him into pieces, my hatred will never be solved!
"Your Majesty, it's time for you to take your medicine." Just as she was thinking, a little maid reminded her in a low voice.
Qin Yin sighed, took the medicine bowl presented by the maid, and opened his mouth cautiously, but just opened his mouth to drink, at this moment, he was startled by a sound like a wolf chasing him, and the medicine he just drank into his mouth The medicine was sprayed out immediately.
I saw Wang Wu, the chief guard of the Ouchi, rushed in, knelt down with a plop, and shouted: "I report to the emperor, I have failed the emperor's great trust, and I deserve death! The three-day deadline has passed, and the assassin has not yet Caught, Chen Te came to plead guilty!"
Qin Yin was so choked that he coughed, his lips were sore and tears flowed out, and he had no time to take care of him for a while.
Seeing that the emperor ignored him, Wang Wu knelt there and cried out in despair: "Your majesty!" Then he grinned and cried to his father and mother, "I only hope that the emperor will remember that I have been on duty for so many years, loyal, and utterly devoted. Work hard, persevere, be utterly loyal, do your best, and die... I don't want to die... But the king let the minister die, the minister has to die, I hope the emperor will let the minister's wife and children go...
..." Said sadly and gently closed his eyes, a line of tears fell from the corners of his eyes, he was about to kill himself when he drew his sword, and he still didn't forget to shout in his mouth: "Long live my emperor!In our next life... ah! Before he could finish his words, he was hit on the head by an angry Qin Yin with a medicine bowl, and immediately lowered his head and shut his mouth with a howl.
"You dog slave! Are you a dead father or a dead mother? Are you looking for death!?" Qin Yin turned his head angrily, said puzzled, picked up the things on the bed, He hit him hard, and felt more comfortable when he was tired. He calmed down and mumbled with a sausage mouth in his mouth: "Why are you so flustered and howling? How decent!"
State affairs are busy, Qin Yin is often forgetful.
Wang Wu wiped the sweat from his forehead, calmed down, and said respectfully: "Return to the emperor, the three-day deadline has passed, and I have come to plead guilty."
Plead guilty?
After thinking quietly for a while, Qin Yin remembered that three days ago, the Ouchi guards were wanted to arrest the assassin who injured him. If he could not find him within three days, he would ask them to come and see him. Today is exactly the fourth day. With a soft snort, he gave him a cold look, and said: "I didn't announce you, but you are self-conscious, and you're just looking for death in such a hurry, okay, then I will fulfill you." He paused: "Come on, pull out , cut it off!"
Two guards came in and saluted, "Observe the order."
Before Wang Wu was taken away, he did not forget to kowtow to thank: "My minister, thank you Lord Long En."
Seeing that his face remained unchanged, Qin Yin couldn't help raising his eyebrows slightly: "Wang Wu, are you really not afraid of death?"
"I have failed the emperor's life, so death is not a pity." Wang Wu sacrificed with generosity on his face.
Qin Yin snorted coldly: "It's easy to say, but I ask you, if you die, what will your wife, children and family members do? Don't you think about them?"
"This..." Wang Wu frowned, not knowing how to answer.
Qin Yin snorted coldly again: "You are a martial artist, you are really stupid, that's all, I think you have made countless achievements in the past, so I am giving you a chance, go down."
Wang Wu was stunned for a moment, and asked in disbelief: "The emperor...is he going to pardon the humble minister?"
"Otherwise?" Qin Yin stared.
After hearing this, Wang Wu knelt down and shouted: "Your Majesty, my minister is terrified...Ahhhhh... Your Majesty is wise, your Majesty is wise... Your Majesty is my minister's reborn parents... Your Majesty..."
Qin Yin on the bed had blue veins popping out of his forehead, and his forehead hurt.The amount of help.He waved his hand feebly and said softly, "Go down."
"The emperor is a benevolent king..." Wang Wu was still flattering.
Qin Yin couldn't bear it anymore, and roared at him: "I told you to get off! Did you hear that!" After a moment's pause, his dantian sank, and he roared angrily: "Get out!!!!"
After Wang Wu heard this, he immediately stopped and rolled away.
The maids and eunuchs waiting in the room were too frightened to say anything, timidly, Qin Yin let out a long sigh of relief: "Now I feel much more at ease, come and pass on the meal."
"Yes." The little eunuch An Shouyu replied weakly, and then ordered someone to pass on the meal.
In the past few days because of the assassin's incident, the entire palace has been panicked. In fact, everyone is not afraid of the assassin, but the emperor.
If he is unhappy, the whole world will be unhappy with him.
If his qi is not going well, the whole world will have to accompany him if he is not going well.
When he got angry, the whole imperial city trembled three times.
To put it bluntly, he is that tiger, and he is also a tiger with a bad temper, who will kill people at every turn.
It's been a long, long time since something like an assassin has happened; now that someone wants to assassinate him, it's really... gratifying.
Lin Quyang looked at the people in the palace who were in a state of anxiety every day, and looked at the hand of the cooking master, who was shaking while cooking because of the assassin, so he couldn't help whispering: "Master Song, you don't have to be afraid. , that assassin is not as mysterious as you have said, besides, he is not an assassin at all."
"I'm not afraid of that assassin." Master Song's hands continued to shake.
"Then why are your hands shaking?" Lin Quyang wondered.
"I was scared." Master Song said in a low voice, "Just now the emperor passed on the meal."
"Just pass it on. Your cooking is so delicious, what are you afraid of?" Lin Quyang was speechless.
"What do you know? The emperor is in a bad mood these days because of the assassins. His bad mood will affect his appetite. If he has a bad appetite, no matter how delicious the food you cook, he can find faults. What's more, The emperor was injured, and his mouth was also injured. It is really difficult to eat food that is soft and not irritating, and the temperature should be lukewarm..." Master Song said timidly: "I heard that several people have died. Now I feel that I am not far from death."
Lin Quyang was stunned for a moment, then blinked and asked: "This emperor is so over the top? Isn't this a tyrant?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Master Song hurriedly covered his mouth: "Don't want to live anymore? Say such rebellious words." Nervously looking around, he warned: "In this palace, you can't talk nonsense, you know? mock up."
Lin Quyang nodded.
"Help quickly." Master Song said.
Lin Quyang nodded obediently again.
Speaking of how this Master Song and Lin Quyang met, that is, when he was stealing food in the kitchen, he was seen by Lin Quyang who was also stealing food. At that time, the panicked Master Song choked , almost died, but fortunately Lin Quyang used modern methods to save him. Not only did he save his life, but Lin Quyang also promised not to tell the story of stealing food. The master was really grateful, and after getting to know each other briefly, he learned that Lin Quyang had nowhere to go, and it happened that he also lacked a caring helper, so he left him in the imperial dining room.
From this point of view, the ancient people were quite simple, and did not ask much about Lin Quyang's background, where he came from, what he did, etc., and just kept him by his side.
Therefore, Lin Quyang was very grateful to Master Song. He had just arrived at this ancient time, and now he had work, a place to cook, food and housing, well, no matter what, at least the food and housing were settled.
Let's talk about the rest slowly.
"Hurry up, everyone." A little eunuch walked into the imperial dining room and shouted: "The emperor is waiting."
Everyone froze, and then they all nodded like chickens pecking rice, and the movements of their hands became more agile.
The imperial meal was ready, and the people in the imperial dining room prepared to deliver the dishes to the emperor's dining place.Usually at this time, there is no matter about Master Song and Lin Quyang.
Lin Quyang took a cucumber, ate it crunchily, and praised: "Master Song, you really deserve to be a first-class chef in the imperial dining room. The food you cook is full of fragrance, and I am so greedy that my mouth is watering three thousand times." ..."
"Master Song, the emperor is here to invite you." The eunuch interrupted him suddenly while he was talking.
Master Song: "..." He froze for a moment, and then said in despair, "It's over, I'm afraid there will be no return."
Lin Quyang was surprised: "It's not that exaggerated, is it? Master Song."
Master Song gave him a "that's exaggerated" expression, and said, "You can do it yourself, little sample."
"Master Song..." Lin Quyang frowned.
"What are you doing? Be quick, it's not on the battlefield, so stop talking to each other." The little eunuch urged.
Master Song went out of the room, Lin Quyang thought, since he has nothing to do, it's better to hide, and the assassin that the tyrant wants to catch is himself.
Just thinking about it, the eunuch Lan Hua pointed at Lin Quyang and said, "You... go too."
"..." Lin Quyang was taken aback, blinked and asked, "Me?"
"It's not you, could it be the cucumber in your hand?" The eunuch snorted and rolled his eyes angrily.
Lin Quyang: "..."
It's over, then, won't I be recognized? !
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