Your majesty's aesthetic is poisonous

At the beginning of the Chinese lanterns, the bustling is not chaotic.

The night market started. After practicing martial arts and Sanda, Lin Quyang went home and took a shower. He sorted out his old books and discs, and then pushed a tricycle through the noisy night.

"Xiaomian, where are you going?" the fat man who sells cell phone film asked him.

"Find a place to sell my books and discs."

"Hey, are you willing to sell these treasures of yours?"

"Why don't you move, there's no place..."

As a result, before the words were finished, someone shouted: "The urban management is here, run!"

Immediately afterwards, the small vendors around screamed in surprise, and everyone packed up their things and fled quickly.

Before Lin Quyang realized what was going on, all the small vendors ran away in a flash, and the whole street became quiet in an instant, leaving him standing there stupidly.

A gust of north wind blew, and the cardboard flipped over. Lin Quyang looked innocently at the two urban management officers in front of him.

"I, I'm not a seller," he said.

A city manager picked up the cardboard on his car with a blank expression on it, which read [Old books are sold at a low price, all 10 yuan a copy.High-definition "action" movie discs without codes, 5 yuan each! 】

"..." Lin Quyang had nothing to say, he collected himself, and smiled innocently: "This is a serious business, so selling books is not illegal, right?"

Another urban management officer picked up a book and pointed it out to Lin Quyang. It was a pornographic book, and the illustrations and contents were unbearable to look at.

"..." Lin Quyang was completely speechless.

"Come with us." One of them raised his chin and said.

When Lin Quyang heard this, his eyes widened, and he hurriedly begged for mercy: "Brother Chengguan, don't tell me, I, I'm setting up a stall on the first day today. This is really the first day. I haven't made a dime yet. Well." Seeing that the faces of the two men did not change, he hurriedly added: "I, I just lost my job, you pity me..."

Saying that, before the two city management officers could react, they turned around and ran deep into the alley.

"No, the man ran away, chase after him!" The two hurriedly chased after him.

Lin Quyang ran desperately into the black alley, the wind whistling past his ears, he had an inexplicable illusion of flying through the clouds.

What the hell!

What are you doing so desperately! ?

How much did the leader give you? !

Such a desperate pursuit, really!

Lin Quyang was almost exhausted from running, and the two city management officers behind him were still chasing after him.

Today's training was too intense, and now he felt like his legs were not his own when he was running. When Lin Quyang was running desperately, he didn't know what was going on, but he felt that his feet were empty, almost instantly, and he had a clear feeling He fell straight down.

Whoops, shit, what's going on!

The road collapsed? !

This was the only possibility that Lin Quyang thought of at the time.

……

"Your Majesty, the stars are so bright today." Ma Xiang, the personal eunuch, said flatteringly, looking at the stars in the sky.

Qin Yin was dissatisfied after hearing this nonsense, not to mention that the eunuch staring at him all day made him upset, and he roared angrily: "Is it possible that I am blind? I can see whether the stars are bright or not. I don't need you This slave came to tell me!"

The eunuch immediately knelt down and begged for mercy after being yelled at by him, saying: "This slave deserves to die, this slave deserves to die..."

Qin Yin snorted softly: "Damn it? I really want to give you a death sentence, but it's a pity that your master, Eunuch Ma, no matter what I say, I'd rather not look at the monk's face and look at the Buddha's face."

Ma Xiang cried and said with a mournful face: "Oh, your majesty, you have broken the slave, the master of the slave is you, the life of the slave is also yours, you are the ninety-five lord, you want the life of the slave, it is not a sentence It's a matter of talking, but the slave has been serving the emperor since he entered the palace, although the slave is only a eunuch, but the loyalty of the slave to the emperor can be learned from the sun and the moon." After finishing speaking, there was a crying tone in his voice, "You hurt the little heart of the servant", looking like he was dying.

Qin Yin snorted coldly: "I think you might as well change your name to Flatterer." After finishing speaking, she silently turned her head to him, her eyes were cold, and she slowly uttered a word: "Get lost!"

Ma Xiang backed away tremblingly in fright.

"Get out with me!" Then Qin Yin yelled at the others: "No one is allowed to step into this observatory tonight, and those who disobey the order will be killed!"

When everyone retreated, Qin Yin closed her eyes, took a deep breath, and cursed secretly, they are all flattering bastards, look at their hypocritical virtues, don't think I'm easy to bully!

These dog slaves, sooner or later, I will ask them to meet Lord Hades!

It's horrible, so...

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

Suddenly, Qin Yin was startled by a shout that pierced the sky, and looked along the source of the sound.

Huh? !

Could it be that the stars in the sky have fallen? !

Just as he was thinking about it, he saw the unknown object hitting him straightly.

"No!" Qin Yin yelled that it was not good, and just wanted to avoid it, but it was already too late, and the object fell directly.

With a bang, Qin Yin was unfortunately hit.

And it was the unexpected mouth-to-mouth between the two.

Qin Yin: "...!!"

Lin Quyang: "...!!"

After three seconds of bewilderment, Lin Quyang quickly opened his mouth, lay on Qin Yin's body, and said without tears, "Damn it, it hurts to death..."

Hearing that shameless man lying on top of him yelling in pain, a blue vein popped out on Qin Yin's forehead in an instant, it's me who should cry out for the pain, you bastard!He opened his mouth and scolded angrily: "Presumptuous! Hurry up and get off me, that bastard!"

Lin Quyang was soothed from the pain by his yelling. Seeing that there was someone under him, he hurriedly got up, and apologized apologetically, and asked, "Brother, I'm sorry, are you alright?"

Qin Yin bared his teeth in pain, he felt his ribs were broken by this bastard, and immediately there were blue veins on his forehead, looked at Lin Quyang and said: "You dog slave, how dare you let me be your meat Mat, it’s really treasonous, come, someone, take down this slave for me! Let’s do it on the spot!”

"..." No one came.

Qin Yin: "..." He shouted again: "Someone here, drag this slave out and chop him up!"

"..." Still no one came.

Qin Yin: "..." Continue to yell angrily: Come here, where are they all dead, let me catch the treacherous assassin! "

Lin Quyang was stunned for three seconds when he heard his words, and then he saw the strange attire of the man in front of him through the dark moonlight. Although he was puzzled, he didn't bother to ask more questions, but asked anxiously: "Did you smash it?" Hurt you?" As he spoke, he touched Qin Yin's body for any injuries.

Qin Yin expressed his fury when his hands touched his noble body, and he roared again: "Presumptuous! How could you, a slave, touch my body carelessly! Get out of here!"

Lin Quyang was speechless, and frowned: "Why are you so tempered? Can't you talk properly? If I hurt you, let's go to the hospital. Don't worry, I won't deny it."

Qin Yin was furious after hearing his words, and said angrily: "Which servant are you, you are so bold, dare to talk to me in such a tone, it is unreasonable, unreasonable!"

"..." Lin Quyang expressed a headache: "You are insane, what are you not talking about...I won't talk nonsense with you, I will call 120 right now and take you to the hospital immediately." He took out his pocket phone, Dial 120, but there is a prompt: "Sorry, the user you dialed is not in the service area..."

Strange! 120 also sometimes can not get through?

Hit again!

Still out of service area.

After calling several times, they were all reminded that they were not in the service area. Lin Quyang was a little embarrassed, and said to Qin Yin: "I'm sorry, I don't know what happened, but I can't get through to 120, why don't I carry you to the hospital. It looks like you were hit hard by me." Then he patted Qin Yin's head again: "Maybe my brain is broken." After speaking, Qin Yin was going to find the way to the hospital.

Qin Yin's veins burst from his words, and his actions made him even more furious. This bastard is so rude and presumptuous!

Tolerable or unbearable!

Resolutely broke out: "You dog slave, what are you, dare to touch my body! Put me down!"

Lin Quyang was annoyed by his bad attitude, he frowned and said, "Is there something wrong with your brain?"

"..." Qin Yin was hysterical: "You should slap your mouth!"

Lin Quyang felt that he must have met someone who escaped from the mental hospital, um, not as knowledgeable as him.

He walked two steps behind his back, but suddenly heard a roar.

"Who is it!" Then came: "Come here, there is an assassin! Your Majesty, your Majesty is being held hostage..."

With just this sound, Lin Quyang didn't hear clearly what was going on, and instinctively ran away behind Qin Yin's back, and almost spit out Qin Yin's dinner.

"Dog, dog slave... you, let me go, let me go... wait, wait until I'm done... I will definitely want you, you... shredded into pieces..."

"Yes, yes, you tore me to pieces...Brother, can you shut up? I'm almost exhausted from carrying you on my back..."

"You dog slave, I, I will definitely tear you apart..." Qin Yin still roared.

"Yes, yes, you cut me into pieces..."

Qin Yin was panting and hurting, and cursed: "Zhen, I want to destroy your nine clans!"

"Hehe, I'm sorry, I'm an orphan, and I'm the only one in the Nine Clans..."

Qin Yin had no strength to scold anymore: "I, I will scold again after a while... I, I am so tired..."

Lin Quyang rolled his eyes: "You really have had enough of you, I'm tired, okay?" He stopped and saw that no one was chasing him, he put Qin Yin on the ground, and gasped, "I'm exhausted to death!" .” I still didn’t forget to complain: “You are so fucking heavy.”

In this way, a conceited person like Qin Yin felt that this unruly bastard was despising him, and then became furious: "You dog slave, I will definitely kill you!"

Lin Quyang gave him a disdainful look, and said indifferently, "Well, let's kill it."

Seeing him belittle her so much, Qin Yin was even more furious: "Are you a slave who is despising me? I must..."

Lin Quyang quickly covered his mouth and said: "What are you shouting for? It will be a disaster if you attract people!" He said and gave Qin Yin a look.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..."

"What?" Lin Quyang frowned: "Umm what?"

"Ummmm..." Qin Yin signaled Lin Quyang to let go of his mouth.

"Then stop barking." Lin Quyang said.

Qin Yin nodded.

As soon as Lin Quyang took his hand away from his mouth, Qin Yin said angrily: "Slave dog, I remember your appearance, I will definitely tear you into pieces, you dog slave!"

Lin Quyang curled his lips and frowned: "You little dog slave call me a dog slave, but you are a dog slave, who do you think you are?"

"I am today!"

Lin Quyang cut his teeth, he was about to laugh his teeth out, and glanced up and down at the person in front of him: "Hey, you really escaped from the mental hospital, right?"

Qin Yin's eyebrows twitched, and he was about to say something, but at this moment, Lin Quyang suddenly carried him on his back and ran like crazy again, Qin Yin's whole body ached from being bumped.

"You dog slave, let me down, I'm going to be knocked to death by you..."

And Lin Quyang was exhausted from running, and this man kept swearing, opening his mouth and shutting his mouth like a dog slave, I or something, like a mental patient ran out, then he will be fulfilled, and he will be left alone.

Thinking of this, Qin Yin on his back was roaring angrily: "Zhen...Zhen wants...to kill...ah!"

Before he finished speaking, Lin Quyang threw him off his back.

Seeing that the people behind him were about to catch up, Lin Quyang had no time to care about the people on the ground, so he ran away.

Still muttering in my mouth, I'm sorry, buddy.Hope you are happy and safe.

Qin Yin lay on the ground, pointed at Lin Quyang who ran away and said angrily: "Zhen, I will definitely catch you, take you, take you..."

Before he finished speaking, he closed his eyes and passed out.