What should my roommate do if I find out that I write danmei?

Ning Wenru, who finished swiping Weibo before going to bed, opened up the reader group again.

Because of writing, Ning Wenru has come to know all kinds of expert readers.Some are small experts looking for calcium tablets, some are rotten girls with rich theoretical knowledge, some are gay friends with rich practical experience, and some are female and male S with superb skills, and so on.

Recognizing these readers and friends, Ning Wenru is an eye-opener, but, relatively, Ning Wenru can easily receive various reminders as soon as he opens the chat software_(:з」∠)_

[Archangel] Two yuan three two: "I will not change the name of my roommate after the end, and Mu Mu also ended too quickly! There is also an extra episode, Mu Mu! It is clearly agreed to be in the dormitory, laboratory, Rooftops, groves... and so on are posted here, now! Laboratory! The rooftop where people come up anytime after school! There are also groves where couples hide in every corner! All! Not yet! No! Yes! Write !"

[Archangel] Guang Shi: "+ ID number! There are also hot springs, beaches, swimming pools, bathrooms, balconies and public toilets~~~!"

Ning Wenru covered his face shyly, and typed a reply: "It feels like the writing is the same... These places are similar to what happened in the dormitory."

[Group pet] Long live Nuan Baobao: "Eating meat is not too much~~ How about I post some love education videos for you to watch and provide some inspiration?"

Ning Wenru hasn't replied yet, Long live Nuan Baobao has already posted several URLs of foreign calcium tablet video networks in the group.As soon as the website came out, a piece of "I didn't expect you to be such a warm baby" instantly flooded the screen.

Pulling up the screen again, until the website reappeared in front of his eyes, Ning Wenru sat up nervously and guilty, and looked around the dormitory.At this time, the power had already been cut off, and the dormitory was pitch-black. Pang Zaiyuan’s even breathing sounded across the bed, as if he had fallen asleep, while Le Weijian was standing on the balcony, chatting softly with his girlfriend.

Anyway, the roommates didn't pay attention to what he was doing. Ning Wenru went through a fierce battle between heaven and man, and finally curiosity prevailed, so he decided to observe it.

The URLs sent by Long Live Nuan Baobao are all places with a large number of calcium tablets or animations. You can see a lot of trailers, screenshots of movies and corresponding text descriptions on them.Ning Wenru casually clicked on one to look, and saw two beach volleyball players chasing each other and frolicking on the beach, and then became indescribable in the sea.

Watching this kind of love education film in the dormitory, Ning Wenru of course turned off the sound wisely, and covered the part below the waist with a quilt.It was very exciting to watch furtively in the dormitory at night. The dancing light and shadow emitted by the mobile phone screen hit Ning Wenru's face and the wall behind him, forming a blurred projection, which also made Ning Wenru The blushing face was clearly reflected.

But it was only psychologically stimulating. Physiologically, Ning Wenru found that eating calcium tablets was no more exciting than his writing and brainstorming.Ning Wenru doesn't like to see the mosaic part very much, he doesn't like to watch other people's chirping, and even thinks those movements are quite the same.Curiously, I opened a few others, but they just fast forwarded and glanced, and they were quickly turned off.

I can't help but think of the handsome figure of Pang Zaiyuan fighting off the gangsters in the night. It's probably because the actors in these love education films are not bad, but they are not as handsome as Pang Zaiyuan, and they don't have his military temperament. .

If the protagonist in it is replaced by Pang Zaiyuan...

Ning Wenru silently covered his face, rolled over on the bed hugging the quilt, and then opened the AIDS blue.

AIDS Blue is a same-sex dating software.

Although Ning Wenru always thought that he was just a rotten boy, but he couldn’t communicate with his straight boyfriend because of his cuteness, and in order to collect some writing materials, Ning Wenru downloaded this same-sex man under the guidance of some powerful little angels. Dating software.

The nature of the software is just like its name, which warns everyone to beware of getting sick and be careful about sex.As for the required information, Ning Wenru filled in 1 in the self-introduction because he didn't like other people's chirping and didn't like being suppressed.

On the head portrait, Ning Wenru puts his silhouette against the light. The background is a green grove in the school during sunrise and morning mist. The whole photo emits soft light, and only the outline can be seen vaguely. , it looks a lot fresher than other photos of the upper abdominal muscles showing hair directly, and it looks elegant and gentle.

In this way, more 0s who want to seriously fall in love come to him for face-to-face meetings. On average, they will receive 30-50 greetings such as "Hello" and "Are you on a date" a day.Ning Wenru was curious and met a few more subtle ones, but none of them felt special, so he just stayed on the pure chat and became friends. Friends would share anything new with Ning Wenru, and also I don't mind providing writing materials for Ning Wenru.

Among them, there is a gay friend who is relatively easy to talk to, who is his elementary school classmate.Before Ning Wenru downloaded this software, he had played very well with his friends, but Ning Wenru had never thought about and could not see that his friends would be crooked.Sometimes you may not be able to find him in time on WeChat Penguin, but if you send a message on AIDS Blue, friends will definitely reply in seconds.

Ning Wenru: A few days ago, a handsome male roommate came to me. He was a soldier. He is super manly. He is fit and handsome. gangster!The roommate is also very good at hygiene. He can take down the fan and wash it, and even wipe off all the traces of chewing gum on the floor!

Ning Wenru: It's so handsome that I came out of the closet. It's only been a few days.

Sure enough, the friend replied in seconds: Cub, Dad is very disappointed in you.JPG

Friends: I know there is a new school grass in your dormitory

Jiyou: Be sensible, if the roommates break up in the future, they will have to sleep in a dormitory every day, it will be embarrassing!And most of the roommates are straight men, even if some of them are bent, they will get married in the future, just play around, don't be stupid.

Ning Wenru: I know, I just appreciate it, after all, it's just handsome coming out of the closet, and it's not really about coming out.He also said that he planned to get married at the age of 40 or [-].

After a moment of silence, Ning Wenru typed again and asked: Master, how can you tell if he is straight?

Jiyou: Do you think he prefers handsome guys or beautiful women?

Ning Wenru: He is upright, he always keeps his eyes on the street, um...he seems to look at me occasionally.

Jiyou: Although you are also very handsome, please don't force yourself to add drama, thank you.

Friend: Straight men don’t often look at you.

Jiyou: If I really see you often, there will be drama!

Ning Wenru: I didn’t feel it when I saw pictures of beautiful men before, and I didn’t feel it when I took calcium tablets just now, but when I think of him, I feel it.He probably did too.

Jiyou: Dad is very pleased that you have finally developed and puberty has finally come.

Ning Wenru: ...

Jiyou: How many gods are there, so that you can fall in love at first sight.Show me the photo and I'll help you identify it.I don't know anyone who has had AIDS blue in this area.

Ning Wenru: I haven't taken a picture yet, I will post it to you

……

The next day, during the morning exercise on the rooftop, Ning Wenru consulted Pang Zaiyuan, not only took a picture of him, but also took a video explaining him teaching fighting skills, and passed a part of it to his friends.

After Jiyou received the video, it took a long time to reply: Sure enough, he is a god!If you didn't like him, I'd take it and masturbate it.Tomorrow I will go to your dormitory to watch!

Jiyou: But... Wenru, even if he is crooked, you are sure that you are number one, can he pressure you?You can tell that he is a straight man at a glance, and he can beat you to the ground in minutes, okay, no, in seconds.

Ning Wenru: I can’t do it physically, I can’t beat him, and I can’t do it emotionally, he’s a friend... I know I can’t, so I just think about it

Jiyou: If you like it, you can force it!You don't even dare to be strong, and you still say that you like him.Are there any photos of the whole thing?How big is he chirping?If it is very small, if you are overwhelmed and you are overwhelmed, you will not lose much. No, you have earned it.Up and up!It's good to leave memories, lest I regret that I didn't go to it when I get old

Ning Wenru: Stop!over thinking.Probably because of being single for so long, I feel like I need to find a boyfriend.Do you think the one on AIDS Blue is reliable?

Friends: Don’t take it too seriously, the relationship is sad, it’s better to find a few clean solid guns, and I’ll introduce some to you another day.By the way, I'm going to your lecture tomorrow!Check out your roommates by the way.

……

Knowing that it was impossible, Ning Wenru became more relaxed and natural.

Even if you are happy in the codeword.Pang Zaiyuan has a good personality, being a friend is good, and he can express his desires to anyone. If he reveals his heart and turns his friends into strangers, it's not worth it.

It may be that I have been a virgin for too long, and meeting someone who is too desirable has triggered a hormonal impulse.Knowing that it was impossible, it was too tragic for moths to jump into the flames, so Ning Wenru chose to stop the loss in time.Jiyou is right, if you are in a sad relationship, it is better to find a solid gun if you need it. If you help yourself, you can also help others.

However, there is no rush to find a solid gun. Ning Wenru now feels that writing a side story is more interesting than finding a solid gun.When Ning Wenru finished writing the beach hot spring grove laboratory and other benefits, he finished the article completely, and decided to put all his thoughts into learning and the national robot competition first, and then solve the problem after the competition need.

And these benefits are also spread by enthusiastic readers.

However, this enthusiastic reader felt that the name "Dragon Zaitian" that the author later changed was too dramatic, and he didn't understand why the author changed Qiang Shou's name after the end, so he wrote these few articles The "Dragon in the Sky" of the welfare was replaced with "Pang Zaiyuan". After the hard work, the welfare was continued to be added to the txt, and the price was increased from [-] yuan per copy to [-] yuan and [-] yuan per copy.