What should my roommate do if I find out that I write danmei?

When Ning Wenru rushed over, Pang Zaiyuan and the knife-wielding gangster were already fighting!

Pang Zaiyuan's palm dared to bypass the sharp knife and hold the gangster's wrist. Somehow, the gangster's sharp knife fell to the ground with a click.At this time, a gangster was also pulled and pushed by Pang Zaiyuan and fell to the ground. The gangster who dropped the knife was punching Pang Zaiyuan's nose, and the third gangster wanted to come to pick up the knife.Ning Wenru hurried over, jumped hard and fell heavily, the soles of his shoes first stepped on the finger of the gangster next to the sharp knife on the ground.

"Squat down!" Pang Zaiyuan said, kicking Ning Wenru's head with his long legs.Ning Wenru was taken aback, and quickly squatted down with his head in his arms. Then he felt a cool breeze above his head and heard a muffled groan. Ning Wenru looked back and saw the gangster behind him bleeding from the nose, covering his face and lying down.

In the few seconds when Ning Wenru turned his head to look at the gangster who was bleeding from the nose, Pang Zaiyuan dealt with the other two gangsters.The four gangsters fell down in a mess. Pang Zaiyuan picked up one of them and threw it out. He bumped into the gangster who was fighting with Le Weijian and his girlfriend, and rescued them.

"So handsome..." Seeing the gap in force, Ning Wenru couldn't help exclaiming, if the situation wasn't dangerous, he really wanted to videotape Pang Zaiyuan!

Ning Wenru's eyes couldn't catch up with Pang Zaiyuan's flowing movements, let alone use them.No wonder heroes saving the beauty have been classic plots since ancient times, and iron-blooded soldiers have always been so fascinated by this. They are handsome, handsome, resolute and mighty and can't be more handsome!Seeing that Ning Wenru was safe and sound, his brains and inspirations exploded like fireworks, and he even wanted to immediately write a Danmei novel called "The Mighty General Chang Sheng and His Cute Husband", or "The Story of Me and Brother Bing" Two or three things", or "The Imperial General's Fancy Confession"!

And Le Weijian was completely convinced, covering his bleeding nose with his left hand, was supported by his girlfriend, and then stretched out his right hand to give Pang Zaiyuan a thumbs up.

When the police came to arrest all the gangsters and took a statement, they accompanied Le Weijian to the hospital to see his poor nose after being beaten. It was not until after nine o'clock in the evening that several people sat down for dinner.

Le Weijian's girlfriend Xiaoxin couldn't help but thank her, looking at Pang Zaiyuan's eyes filled with sparkling little stars, and later wanted to express her gratitude by inviting them to dinner.Le Weijian touched his nose sadly, and looked at his girlfriend resentfully.

But Pang Zaiyuan seemed to have done a trivial thing. When facing Le Weijian's girlfriend, Ba Fengfu was still indifferent, so he didn't ask Le Weijian's girlfriend to invite him to dinner. He bought it on the grounds that he was new to the dormitory. one.

Back in the dormitory, Le Weijian's will was still a little depressed, and he remained silent.Ning Wenru ignored him, but looked at Pang Zaiyuan with starry eyes.

Pang Zaiyuan occasionally glanced at Ning Wenru, who was adoring, with a happy expression.

"You are so good today! What kind of unit did you use to be? Special forces?" Ning Wenru asked.

"Sea soldiers," Pang Zaiyuan replied very briefly: "I can't tell you the details."

Ning Wenru imagined the scene of Pang Zaiyuan's gunfight with pirates on the turbulent and brutal sea, and his blood was boiling. Unfortunately, Pang Zaiyuan made it clear that he could not disclose it. Ning Wenru felt very sorry, and asked: "Then I don't know what the navy uniform is like?" ? If you wear it today, you must be more handsome."

Pang Zaiyuan shook his head lightly and said, "I can't wear it after leaving the army."

"Oh—" Ning Wenru was rather disappointed.

Pang Zaiyuan took out his mobile phone and said with a smile: "There are some commemorative photos, you can come and see them, but they cannot be shared."

Ning Wenru became excited again, and sat next to Pang Zaiyuan looking at the photos.There are photos of Pang Zaiyuan wearing a white navy uniform when he was discharged from the army, some photos of wearing a navy blue training suit with the hem of his clothes lifted to wipe sweat, revealing a few beautifully shaped and hard abs, and some excellent soldier certificates and medals, etc., Ning Wenru was completely fascinated by the uniform, wishing to take all the photos of Pang Zaiyuan off his phone and look at them every day.By the way, tens of thousands of words of benefits for wearing a military uniform have already been brainstormed... Stop it!

Le Weijian was also curious and wanted to take a look, but was slapped back by Pang Zaiyuan's palm.Pang Zaiyuan put away his mobile phone and said: "Actually, you can do morning exercises with me in the morning. If you want to learn fighting, I can teach you a few basic moves." Don't sleep in late, do morning exercises together to protect your girlfriend."

Le Weijian nodded dejectedly, covered his nose and said thank you.Ning Wenru asked, "Does Zaiyuan have a girlfriend?"

"No." Pang Zaiyuan answered quickly.

No girlfriend... Ning Wenru's heart jumped a little, and he asked again: "You are so handsome, why don't you have one?"

Pang Zaiyuan replied: "Let's go with fate, it's too early, it's not too late to get married at the age of 40 or [-], there is no such plan now."

Oh, he plans to get married at the age of 40.

Ning Wenru was momentarily disappointed, and suddenly let go.

However, Le Weijian suddenly smiled and said: "How can you only find someone in your 40s and [-]s, and Wenru doesn't look for a girlfriend, you must be sick."

"What?" Ning Wenru was a little displeased.

Le Weijian laughed loudly and said: "There is nothing to do there, it's hard six or seven times a day, it's very annoying, who can bear it if you don't find a girlfriend? You can't do it, can you?"

"Tch, six or seven times a day, I still have 24 hours a day, believe it or not." Ning Wenru said.

Le Weijian laughed even more, but when he got to the wound on his nose, he had a bitter look on his face, but he still joked, "24 hours a day, I believe, you can do it. But, Wenru, how do you bear it?" ? Won’t it bulge up like it’s flat now? Hahahahaha!”

Can this be tolerated?

"How is that possible? I'm 20 centimeters, okay!" Ning Wenru said, sneering and pounced on Le Weijian, scratching his waist, causing Le Weijian to fall to the ground and rolling around, begging for mercy , Ning Wenru stopped.

Pang Zaiyuan's expression was a little strange: "Your desires are all so strong? I—rarely feel it."

A meaningful smile appeared on Le Weijian's face, and he turned to Pang Zaiyuan and asked, "Hey, so you can't do it. Wait, let me show you something nice."

Pang Zaiyuan resolutely refused, turned his back to read the book, and said: "It's not a good thing to see you, don't read it."

Le Weijian still leaned forward recklessly, and said, "Aren't you afraid that you won't be able to get hard so you don't want to watch it? Haha, hahaha..."

Then, Pang Zaiyuan beat Le Weijian very well, and Le Weijian finally calmed down, but the meaningful smile on his face lingered.

However, after a while, Le Weijian's smile froze.He yelled mysteriously to tell Ning Wenru to check WeChat, and then hid on the bed and pressed his phone.

Ning Wenru soon received a message from Le Weijian:

Le Weijian: Dead!Will I die badly.Life without love.JPG

Ning Wenru: How are you going to die?Say it to make dad happy.

Le Weijian: Get lost!Do you remember the school bullying incident not long after we entered school?Someone in our school participated in a drunken beating, and a teacher died. Later, this teacher was convicted of corruption, and was reported by an unknown person for misconduct in drinking and gambling. As a result, he was expelled from the party. awful.Now those who participated in the beating and indirect killing have been punished with serious demerits, but none of them have dropped out of school!Pang Zaiyuan is also one of them, he has nothing to do, he can continue to study after joining the army!I can't afford to wait for ordinary people!This is what Xiaoxin just told me. Before she was in graduate school, she was a classmate with the drunken beating.

Le Weijian: I was so pushy from the beginning, just now I made fun of him for being incompetent, wouldn't I die a miserable death? ?Do you think it's useful for me to start dogging a little now?Should I give him a love education film or Brother Wei?

Ning Wenru: I think he didn't take it to heart, why don't you apologize now and give him a hard time

After thinking about it, Ning Wenru added another sentence: If one meal is not enough, just a few meals, there is no obstacle that cannot be overcome

Le Weijian: How could I have a bad friend like you! !

But Le Weijian was very obedient. He took a look at Ning Wenru who was watching the show, took a deep breath, got out of bed immediately, bowed 120° to Pang Zaiyuan solemnly, apologized and thanked: "Today I haven't thanked you formally yet, sorry! At first I thought you were a freshman, and your personal hygiene habits also affected you. Thank you for saving me and my girlfriend, thank you! I will be useful in the future, Just open your mouth, go up the mountain of knives and down the pan of oil, ten thousand deaths—well, it’s best not to die, everything else is easy to talk about.”

"It's okay, it's easy to do." Pang Zaiyuan continued to read Ning Wenru's notes carefully without even looking at Le Weijian.

……

Seeing Le Weijian's dog legs, Ning Wenru weighed it, and then boarded Jinjiang's backstage. Even though the name Long Zaitian was too much for Long Aotian, Ning Wenru still endured the fact that he would be called The pain of crazily scoring negative points, replaced all the names of Pang Zaiyuan in his Wenli with Jackie Chan.

Taking a step back, even if you don’t know Pang Zaiyuan’s background, Pang Zaiyuan usually likes to be clean and brings him breakfast. Today, I saw Pang Zaiyuan’s brave deeds. In the future, Pang Zaiyuan will teach him self-defense fighting techniques... After these few days Ning Wenru has already regarded Pang Zaiyuan as a friend in the day-to-day relationship. No matter how handsome and attractive Pang Zaiyuan is, Ning Wenru can't write Pang Zaiyuan into the article again, so that readers can YY with him.It is unkind to do so.

If he found this kind of novel by searching his name, he would definitely find out the author and beat him to death!

If they are unfortunately bumped into, both parties will definitely feel bad.

Therefore, Ning Wenru decided to replace all the "Pang Zaiyuan" in the novel.It took a long time to complete the 40-word text, and Ning Wenru smiled relaxedly, feeling much more at ease.

"Have you broken through the difficulty?" Facing the bed, Pang Zaiyuan saw Ning Wenru's relaxed smile and immediately asked.

Ning Wenru stretched his waist, moved the computer back to the desk under the bed, and said with a smile, "Yeah! I finally thought of replacing something that is available, so I don't have to worry about it anymore."

"Congratulations." Pang Zaiyuan also smiled and lay down.

At 11:[-] p.m., there was a power outage in the dormitory, and the night lights went out.Ning Wenru finished replacing the name in the welfare, let go of a big stone in his heart, and started to browse Weibo with peace of mind.The reason why he can feel at ease is because he has forgotten a very important point.

Before this big change, his novel was finished this morning!

Even if the article is not finished, Pirates Network is stolen in seconds, and all kinds of text packages txt are flying all over the sky from the very beginning.Even if Ning Wenru replaces all the names of Pang Zaiyuan in Jinjiang now, the pirated text network disk forum and so on have already been sent out, and they will not be changed at all. Even the main character name of the copywriting keywords and so on are the original versions. It has already spread out.

This is not only the Jinjiang Qingshui version, but also enthusiastic readers, who added the benefits issued by Ning Wenru to the txt and sold them at a price of two yuan.