so called love

"Pay the bill." Xiao Xia called out cleanly, he thought it was a cool thing.

"When you are present, I always want to tie the knot." Zhang Xixi said, a little affectionately, because the wine fueled the fire.

"A long rope to tie the sun? I don't understand." Xiao Xia said while putting on his coat.

"It doesn't matter if you don't understand, it's like swearing in English."

"You're not scolding me, are you? '日' is not a civilized word." Xiao Xia said with a light smile.

"Day refers to the sun."

"Hehe, there is only the moon tonight."

Tonight, Xiao Xia ate several horsewhips and drank several bottles of wine. He was so drunk that Yushan would collapse.Under his kindness, the kindness was unstoppable, Zhang Xixi also ate several whips and drank several bottles of wine.

"You taught me to masturbate." Although Zhang Xixi vaguely knew that self-consolation was related to love, he still said so.Didn't he always want to get this man's love, this man's love?

"Didn't I tell you that your girlfriend will teach you?"

"I won't have a girlfriend." Zhang Xixi said in a light tone.After that, he stood on tiptoe and brought his face close to Xiao Xia's.

"What?" Xiao Xia asked.

"You know what? I can smell your breath." Zhang Xixi said.

"We're almost kissing each other, it's strange if we don't smell it." Xiao Xia said.

"Do you want me to kiss you?" Zhang Xixi asked.

"I don't want to." Xiao Xia said.

"Then don't use words to tease me. I'll covet the pleasure of a kiss." Zhang Xixi said.

"Am I looking for a bystander to judge? Take a look at this gesture, who is teasing whom?" Xiao Xia said flatly.

"You know? Kissing you is not easy." Zhang Xixi said, "I need to stand on tiptoe, like wearing high heels; I need an appropriate angle, because your nose bridge is too high, and your lips are reserved; A brave heart, and then, go all out."

"Can I stop writing poetry?"

Zhang Xixi tilted her head 45 degrees to the left, then kissed her, saying "Yes."

He finally kissed him for what he deserved, not with the food he ate, the water he drank.

Xiao Xia didn't dodge, like a telegraph pole, but Zhang Xixi stopped short, thinking that people can't make progress, and they have to know enough to stop.He still thinks too much, and still doesn't fight it out enough, but the "kiss" at that time was almost all his courage.

He didn't know that the moment he stopped was the moment Xiao Xia wanted to respond to him just now, that is, the moment he wanted to kiss him just now, if he could kiss him down, he would be able to survive the rain on this moon The wet two people are both drunk and can be hypocritically said to be "romantic" night kiss, maybe Xiao Xia is his, not just openly, but also secretly.

Of course, he didn't know that there was a photographer hovering outside the door of this hot pot restaurant.

The generation of some love needs to be done in one go, and the interval of one night or one minute is not right.

Xiao Xia didn't say anything, wiped his mouth with the palm of his hand, and acted like a kitten, his face didn't look majestic, not even surprised, as plain as water, as if he was just kissed by the wind and sand, Of course, it can also be understood that Shen'er, who was immersed in the kiss, has not returned yet.

"Like I said, I'm not a fuel-efficient lamp." Zhang Xixi said.

Xiao Xia still had no words.

"Forgive me, forgive my kiss, I was drunk just now." Zhang Xixi said.

The beer he drank just now is like a step, let him go down.

Xiao Xia remained speechless.

"You must be angry." Zhang Xixi said.

"I remembered an idiom." Xiao Xia finally spoke.

"What idiom?" Zhang Xixi asked, thinking it would be a vicious idiom, but expecting a romantic idiom.

"The donkey's lip is wrong with the horse's mouth." Xiao Xia lowered his head and laughed.Laughing is a good sign in Zhang Xixi's eyes, maybe it proves that Xiao Xia is not angry at his abrupt kiss.

"why?"

"After all, two men are not suitable for kissing."

"It's not suitable, it's not impossible." Zhang Xixi wanted to kiss him again, but Xiao Xia pushed him away.

"That was a very impromptu thing. If it ends, it will end, and there is no way to continue it." Xiao Xia said.

"Which one?" Zhang Xixi asked.

"You're drunk." Xiao Xia said.

"Well, I'm drunk for you, and I'm not clear." Zhang Xixi was in a carefree posture, as if he was going all out.

"Many people have been drunk for me, and I'm used to it." Xiao Xia said, turning his face to the side, his eyes looking aimlessly.

"And I'm one of the mob, is there really nothing special?" Zhang Xixi said.

"You are special." Xiao Xia said.

"Gender special?" Zhang Xixi asked.

"Actually, you can have a beautiful girlfriend, and then you can be a happy couple in the eyes of others, don't..." Xiao Xia designed the road of love for Zhang Xixi.

"Don't want what?" Zhang Xixi asked.

"Don't come to love me." Xiao Xia said.

"You think I love you?" Zhang Xixi asked.

"I don't want to." Xiao Xia said.

Just as Zhang Xixi was about to say something, Xiao Xia's cell phone rang vigorously. Xiao Xia took out the cell phone, made a pause gesture to Zhang Xixi, then turned around and walked to the streetlight not far away to pick it up. Telephone.

Jiang Ni is going on a date with him again. Their date is not so much a date as a date.She doesn't care what time his man is, as long as she wants it, she wants it!

He had escaped through the window of the water room on the first floor several times, and the lock on the guardrail on the first floor had been hanging hypocritically, and any key—as long as it could get in—could be opened.This lock looks like a woman who "just has sex".

"Honey, menstruation has kept us from having sex for a week, and now it's over," Jiang Ni said.

"You mean, it's passed, I'll come here?" Xiao Xia asked.

"Come here, come here, come here quickly." Jiang Ni seduced her.

"Tomorrow, it's already past 11 o'clock, and it's the time when the kidneys are most vulnerable. Don't stimulate a man when he's weakest." Xiao Xia explained it scientifically.

"My menstruation is very irregular, maybe it will come again tomorrow, it will come again! I will never have sex during menstruation again. After 11 o'clock is the time when the kidneys are most vulnerable, don't be when men are the weakest It’s time to stimulate him? During menstruation, it’s the time when my uterus is most vulnerable! Why did you once push yourself hard?! I have endometritis, salpingitis, pelvic inflammatory disease, and appendages Inflammation, it’s all from having sex during menstruation, don’t you feel guilty at all?”

"Having sex is not about feeling guilty." Xiao Xia said, "I also got urethritis from your menstrual secretion because of this. I am a bully? When was it not you who were so provocative! A slap can't be slapped .”

"A slap can slap, but slapping my butt will slap! Crack! Crack! Crack!" Jiang Ni said emotionally.

"You wait for me, Xiao Sao B." Xiao Xia also said emotionally.

Jiang Ni doesn't mind Xiao Xia calling her like that, on the contrary, she feels pleasure in calling her like this.

Every time, he and her have sex, both like a waterfall and like a volcanic eruption, they are bathed in water and fire, but every time the bathing in water and fire is partial, part of the body, it is hard to imagine, if there is no genitals, their love Where will it be placed?

"My friend has something to do temporarily, you have to go back by yourself." Xiao Xia looked at Zhang Xixi with slightly smiling eyes, and said slowly and softly.

"I won't go back by myself." Zhang Xixi raised his head, and his eyes accidentally became affectionate again.

"Huh?" Xiao Xia was a little surprised by Zhang Xixi's reaction, he thought Zhang Xixi would obediently obey.

"I'll go back with the taxi."

Zhang Xixi stretched out his hand to hail a taxi, and then drove into another piece of night.

When he arrived in front of the dormitory building, Zhang Xixi called Wang Yanghaobo.Wang Yanghaobo opened the window of the water room for him, the window from which Xiao Xia escaped to have sex with Jiang Ni.

She loves him like a horse loves beans, and when she thinks of him, it's like thirsty and wanting to drink. Anyway, it's either related to hunger or thirst.

"I thought you wouldn't come back!" Wang Yanghaobo said in a sour tone.

"Where can I go alone if I don't come back? Where can I go? Can I open a room?"

Tonight, in Zhang Xixi's heart, there was a scene of having a room with Xiao Xia.

"Didn't you go out with Xiao Xia?"

"If you go out together and don't come back together, you don't count as going out together."

When passing the water room, Zhang Xixi washed, then stretched and sighed: "Ah, it's time to sleep!"

The night has been late for a long time, and the date on the phone is already tomorrow.

No, since it's here, it's today.

Today, Teacher Ai Ai and his father are still talking.