Dressed as the head of the lazy village

In the middle of the night, Wang Dawei was cooking in the kitchen accompanied by muffled thunder.

There is still one wild egg that I picked up two days ago, and it just happens to be fried with wild vegetables at this time.Add half a teaspoon of oil, add some water to the egg liquid, the fried eggs are extra tender, and the wild vegetables are also oily and very gratifying.

The little fool sat by the side holding up his chopsticks, and still choked up from time to time, the golden peas on his face were about to fall.

Half an hour ago, Wang Dawei had studied acting for nearly ten years, and felt the exhilaration of playing a villain for the first time.

Wang Dawei panicked and was at a loss.Mother-fetal solo really doesn't know how to coax people, it's right to rely on strength alone.

It was the little fool who was tired from crying and offered to say that he was hungry, so this came out now.

Wang Dawei pondered while serving the meal: ...why do you want to coax?Isn't he extorting a confession by torture? If he cries, he will cry, and the suspect will coax him?

Why do I feel flustered and guilty as a village administrator?

Although the brain is still in a storm, Wang Dawei's body has honestly cooked the dishes, cooked the rice, and even served it to others.

Wang Dawei looked at the food in front of him and fell into deep thought again.

Ziwei, Ziwei, look at my hand, it is out of my control!

Allow sadness.

But the little fool finally woke up from the wilting state when he saw the food, and began to eat like a storm.

He's been eating really badly these days!Except for two days of full meals at the county magistrate's house, the food after being mixed with refugees can only be called barely starving.

After all, refugees don't steal enough food every day.There are so many people, as a little brother with little labor, he himself is too embarrassed to eat too much.

So Wang Zhuangshan always thought that he ate less and was easy to raise.

In fact... Wang Dawei watched him dumbfounded and wiped out half of the food on the table in an instant like locusts crossing the border.

"Eat slowly, if there is not enough, I will make more, don't choke..." There are no eggs, but there are still enough wild vegetables and rice, at worst, he will go out to pick some more.Anyway, it's not the first time I've sneaked out to dig wild vegetables...

Wang Dawei turned his gaze to the direction of the back mountain where wild vegetables grew outside the window, and then frowned slightly.

It's thundering again, and it might rain.The refugees are still living in the woods... They have fled all the way here. They have not had enough to eat for a long time, and their resistance must not be high.If it rains heavily, maybe someone will get sick...

The little fool obviously thought of this, swallowed the last bite of food in his mouth, and said worriedly: "Brother Zhuangshan and the others are still in the woods."

This was the first sentence he took the initiative to say to Wang Dawei, probably for the sake of the food.

Not to mention, this prostitute cooks delicious food... The little fool glanced at Wang Dawei.It's a pity that such a good craftsmanship was born on a prostitute...

The little fool was very sorry.

"Tomorrow, I will register the intentions of the villagers and let them move in early. There is no way tonight..." Let's bring some ginger to make ginger soup for them tomorrow. Wang Dawei changed the topic while thinking. : "How did you get mixed up with Wang Zhuangshan and the others?"

In the house just now, although the little fool denied that he had stolen, Wang Dawei still had many doubts in his heart.Three taels of silver is not a small amount, why did the county magistrate offer a reward to arrest him for a little brother for no reason?

Wang Dawei didn't realize that originally he wanted to find out whether the little fool was a thief out of a citizen's sense of responsibility to maintain social justice and public order.Now he wants to understand the reason why the county magistrate wants to arrest the little fool, and what kind of mentality is he out of...

Tell me again.The little fool curled his lips, and for the sake of scrambled eggs, he will tell you mercifully: "After I left the longevity shop that day, I pawned the gown on my body, changed into the clothes, and dirty my face, and I succeeded. Some of them were driven out of the city as refugees, and then at the gate of the city, they met Brother Zhuangshan and his party who were also driven out."

He actually answered him!Wang Dawei himself didn't realize how surprised he was.According to the usual routine of this little fool, shouldn't he be swearing at him or giving him a blank stare? ?

"Then why do you pretend to be a fool? After changing your clothes and dirtying your face, you won't be able to reveal your identity, and you still pretend to be a fool to deceive Wang Zhuangshan. Don't you feel guilty?" Wang Dawei complained.

The life of the refugees was already hard, and they had to bring along a fool who was not very capable of working. Thanks to Wang Zhuangshan's kindness, he was not left behind.

The little fool looked at him like an idiot: "I didn't know at the time whether Big Brother Zhuangshan was a good guy or a bad guy. I'm so good-looking, what if they have evil thoughts?"

By pretending to be a fool and making all kinds of disgusting appearances, many people can be dissuaded... That is, this obscene devil in front of me, even after seeing him pick his feet and get spit on, he won't let him go!

Wang Dawei: ...

Yes, it looks like you are right.Wang Dawei touched his face, mourning silently for his lost beauty.

The little fool gave Wang Dawei a hard look, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and pointed out: "My father told me a long time ago that boys must protect themselves when they are outside...there are too many bad people in this world. For example, that old bastard of the county magistrate," the little fool said angrily, "I didn't steal anything from his house at all, it was because he wanted me to be his concubine for sex, so I ran away!"

That night, he went for a walk in the backyard when he was fed up, and he overheard the county magistrate arguing with his wife, and realized that he had always thought he was a good person, and the county magistrate and his wife who promised to send him home actually planned to make cooked rice and forced him to do it. concubine.

The reason for the quarrel was that the county magistrate's wife thought that he could be made a concubine for the county magistrate's son.The county magistrate coveted his beauty, and wanted to be a groom himself.

The county magistrate's wife was very jealous, and the husband and wife fought when they couldn't agree, which made the house very lively.This gave him the opportunity to run out while in disorder.

Who would have thought that the county magistrate would be so shameless, accuse him of stealing, and even send officers and soldiers to arrest him everywhere!Conscience of heaven and earth, apart from eating a few extra meals at the county magistrate's house and wearing away a blue gown, he didn't take a single cent more!

The little fool spat fiercely: "Bah, I thought he was a good guy at first! He really can't be judged by his appearance!"

She is older than his father and wants to take advantage of him, vomit!

Wang Dawei after listening to the story:! ! ! !

He didn't realize that the little fool was alluding to him at all, and was shocked by the huge amount of information.What kind of dramatic reversal is this? The little fool who always thought he was a thief is a vulnerable group who is persecuted innocently, and the county magistrate is the big villain? ?

Wang Dawei opened his mouth: "So... you were bought by the county magistrate?" The story of the little fool is not complete, and many details seem to have been deliberately weakened, such as...how did he get to the county magistrate's house.Wang Dawei can only guess by himself and complete the story in his head.

Probably after talking for a long time, the scrambled eggs were almost digested, and the little fool's attitude gradually became worse, and he said violently: "Buy a fart!"

...It was him who was stupid and sent it to the door.If time could be turned back, the little fool would really want to smoke that stupid self. "I was robbed and sold near here, and I jumped off the boat and escaped."

I wanted to seek help from the government to go home, but I met a bastard... The little fool greeted the eighteen generations of the county magistrate's ancestors in his heart.

It turned out to be a poor man who was looted and sold like Brother Cheng?Miaozhu Prefecture is really poor, and it seems that things like being robbed and sold are not uncommon... After Wang Dawei was amazed, he pondered for a moment before hesitating: "Is what you said true?... There is really no misunderstanding here? "

Although the little fool is indeed good-looking... But the county magistrate is an official ordered by the court. Isn't he afraid of affecting the official voice by bullying men and women with such a big fanfare?

Even if the atmosphere in the officialdom is bad and the county magistrate is so lawless, the attitude of the county magistrate's wife is worth pondering.She would rather let her son accept someone her husband wanted to take as a concubine than let her go away...

Wang Dawei frowned, and concluded that the matter was not simple.

But the little fool obviously didn't want to talk to him, but walked to the side of the water tank, looked at his reflection in the water, and sighed melancholy: "Can there be any misunderstanding? It's all because I'm so good-looking... Oh, why am I so good-looking, It's so pretty, what can I do?"

Dad is right, it is really dangerous.

Wang Dawei... Wang Dawei almost sang.He found out that this little fool speaks like a Chinese song library?It reminded Wang Dawei of the little blue dragon from before.

"Before you said little green dragon..." Wang Dawei looked at the little fool's expression, and asked slowly: "Where did you know? Have you heard this song?"

"Isn't that just a nursery rhyme? Many children in our village can sing it." Thinking of Wang Dawei's abnormal behavior when Xiao Qinglong was mentioned in the house, the little fool moved vigilantly to the back of the water tank.

He suspected that the prostitute might have some kind of mental illness, intermittent seizures.When not attacking, I am still a person, and cooking is delicious.Once it occurs, it will become |state|obscene|devil.

Little Qinglong might be his trigger or something.

Wang Dawei: ... that's enough, he's really not a pervert.

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Today is almost fine... As long as I hide the thermometer, I feel like I'm fine!

Begging for collection with the cheek, the list will be changed soon, I feel desperate, huh

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Thanks Thirteen for mine! (づ￣3￣)づmua!

Thanks to Qiye and Shisan for their nutrient solution! =3333=

读者“十三”,灌溉营养液+202019-05-0610:10:41

读者“七夜”,灌溉营养液+12019-05-0608:09:03