Dressed as the head of the lazy village

In the end, the little fool was carried to Wang Dawei's house by Wang Zhuangshan like a rabbit's ears.

When Gu Shi saw his embarrassed son and the little fool like a clay figurine, he was shocked: "My son, what's the matter? Didn't you go to tell someone you kissed me?"

Didn't we talk about it and start a fight?

When Wang Dawei entered the room, he found a cloth towel to wipe his face, wiped off all the cement dust on his face, and said: "Mother, go to Brother Cheng and ask him to wash this mud monkey clean."

Gu Shi didn't think much, and hurriedly went out to find someone according to his son's instructions.Wang Dawei covered his face with a cloth towel, not wanting to take it off.

... He didn't know how to explain it to Gu Shi.

Did you make people anxious by talking nasty things to fools?Why does it sound like you deserve such a beating?

Wang Dawei was very depressed.Recently, he is the emperor and MLM lecturer who checks and balances the court, right?It's difficult to play for a while, but to say such explicit things to a little brother... No wonder he was angry.

Regardless of whether he is a thief or not, what I said is really too much for a young feudal and conservative brother in ancient times, right?

You must know that in modern times, he has always been known as a gentleman in the circle, and he has never done anything out of line!

It must be because he has acted too much in the past two days and hasn't played for a while, that's why he is so evil and crazy, it is definitely not because he is obsessed with ghosts!

Absolutely not! ! !

Wang Zhuangshan was still standing beside him holding the rabbit ears, Wang Dawei was really ashamed to take off the cloth scarf from his face for a moment.

Fortunately, Brother Cheng came very quickly.

Wang Dawei quickly took off the cloth towel on his face and issued a task for Cheng Geer: "Wash this little dirty man in front of me, mother, find him clean clothes to wear, and you two will show him to me. He's a fool, you can't let him get lost, you know?"

Since the young man is determined to pretend to be a fool to the end, then he should cooperate with him.

Brother Cheng didn't say anything and immediately went to the kitchen to boil water, while Gu Shi was a little puzzled: "Why did you bring a fool here?"

"You don't have to worry about it, I'll have my own arrangements when I come back at night." Wang Dawei asked Wang Zhuangshan to put him on the stool, and the little fool returned to his uncooperative state of bowing his head and picking at JIO.

"Take a bath honestly, you know?" Wang Dawei warned him in a low voice: "Don't run away, I have something to ask you when I get back. If you let me know that you ran away..."

Wang Dawei's voice suddenly stopped.

what happened! !Why did he want to be evil and crazy again! ! ! !

Wang Dawei forcibly swallowed all kinds of threatening words of XXOO, OO and XX, and almost choked to death.There were still three groups of refugees who hadn't traveled around the whole village. Wang Dawei gave Gu Shi a few words of advice, and then took Wang Zhuangshan out to continue organizing blind dates.

The little idiot watched the man speak inexplicably and hurried away halfway through.

Oh, don't run?If you say you don't run, you don't run?If you don't run, you are a fool!

So when Brother Cheng came back after boiling the water, he saw Gu Shi and that little dirty brother wrestling into a ball.

Uh...not actually a scuffle.Gushi unilaterally hugged the clay figurine's waist and was dragged to the ground by the clay figurine.

"Come and help!" Gu Shi called Cheng Ge'er in horror.She is a standard woman who marry her husband and obey her husband, and obey her son after her husband dies.How can you explain what your son ordered you to do if you mess it up! "This little idiot doesn't know what's going on, he suddenly gets violent and wants to run... Oops, my old waist, my hands..."

Brother Cheng rushed forward without saying a word. After all, he was used to doing farm work. After arriving in Lazy Man Village, he ate well and had strength.Three times, five divisions and two times, the little fool who was mixed among the refugees and hadn't had enough to eat for a long time was pinned down.

"What should we do now? He's still struggling, how can we give him a bath!" Brother Cheng was sweating from exhaustion.

The little fool who was held down said angrily: "I don't take a bath! I don't take a bath!!!"

"Ah, he can talk!" Gu Shi was surprised.

"Uh...the village chief said he was a fool, he didn't say he was dumb...is it normal for him to be able to speak?"

"Isn't it because he didn't say a word after entering the door..."

The little fool who was rubbed on the ground: ... can you let me go while chatting?

The two people who had no idea discussed it for a long time, and finally decided to tie him to the stool, let Cheng Geer scrub him, and replace Gu Shi to boil the water.

Brother Cheng stripped the little fool, and was about to tie him to the bench with hemp rope. While stripping his clothes, he taught him: "Why are you running? The village chief is very nice, and he even asked you to take a bath... You can still eat in the village, isn't it better than wandering?"

"I really like the village chief... I used to live not much better than a refugee. I only lived a few days in this village because of the village chief's blessing." He kept hiding these words in his heart. In my heart, I said it to a fool now, but the fool would not understand anyway.

The little fool who was crushed by Cheng Geer's force, like fish on a chopping board being tossed and stripped of his clothes, thought to himself: Heh, a fool who was brainwashed by prostitutes and willing to degenerate!

How good is that prostitute!Only an ignorant person like you thinks he is good!

Helping the evildoers to abuse you, do you know that! ! !Let go of me! ! !

Cheng Ge'er didn't know what was going on in his mind, so he stripped the little fool clean and tied him up, and suddenly found... Although the little fool's clothes seemed to have been rolled in mud, his face and hair were also very dirty, his body was surprisingly clean?

The skin under the clothes was snow-white and not dirty.

It's much whiter than myself, and more delicate... Brother Cheng was a little envious, so he wiped it with a cloth towel.

Feels good too...slippery...

But when he washed the little fool's hair and wiped his face, he was more than envious.

Gu Shi looked at the young man who had put on clean clothes and was washed white in surprise: "This...is this that muddy idiot?" Brother Cheng changed someone from the window, right?

Brother Cheng was stiff all over, staring at the little fool's face without turning his eyes.He has never studied, and he doesn't know those fancy adjectives. He only knows that the prettiest concubine newly married by the county magistrate in his hometown is not half as good-looking as this fool!

Gu murmured: "I kind of know, what are Dawei's plans for the night..." The son is grown up, a mother understands!So many people in the village are talking about daughter-in-law, and Dawei is not young anymore, it is normal to have such thoughts!

Brother Cheng's eyelashes trembled when he heard this, and the little fool stretched out his legs and kicked over the stool next to him.

"Hey, don't move around. Aren't you afraid that you will run away if you are tied up? Hold on for a while, and I will let you loose when my son comes back..." Gu Shi circled around the little fool with a smile, and his tone was actually very gentle.

Said Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived.Wang Dawei led Wang Zhuangshan towards the house while talking: "...Go back and ask them to report to you the interested people, and count them... Isn't there some literate among the refugees...I will register the situation in the village tomorrow, at the latest Set everyone down the day after tomorrow..."

Walking to the door, Wang Zhuangshan paused, his eyes widened: "This...this is..."

Wang Dawei also took a look, and immediately frowned: "Mother, why did you tie him up?"

"We didn't intend to tie him up on purpose. I can't stop him if he wants to run away. Look, my hands are worn out." Gu Shi was afraid that his son would be distressed and unhappy, so he quickly explained.

Wang Dawei sighed, why are you so disobedient?

"Mother, go and get half a bag of food for Brother Zhuangshan." Wang Dawei forbids them to steal any more, and Wang Dawei will take out the food for the past few days. Anyway, there is quite a lot of food at home: "Also call it two catties for Brother Cheng Son, thank you Brother Cheng for coming to help today, and the washing is quite clean." Wang Dawei walked around the little fool, a little satisfied.

The little fool changed into his clothes, which were much bigger and made him look smaller.Coupled with being tied to a chair, she was really weak and helpless.

Although Wang Dawei knew that this was not a fuel-efficient lamp, he was still pleased by the scene in front of him.

Only then did Wang Zhuangshan come to his senses: "This! Is this a fool?!"

Wang Dawei nodded, stretched out his hand to untie the rope, and grabbed the little fool's arm to prevent him from running away violently.

Wang Zhuangshan clicked his tongue: "Fortunately, this child was so dirty that he couldn't see his face clearly, otherwise his appearance would be quite dangerous..."

Wang Dawei said in his heart that he is much smarter than you, but he said: "Brother Zhuangshan, follow my mother to get food, I won't give it away..."

After hearing this, Wang Zhuangshan, Gu Shi, and Cheng Ge'er turned their eyes from Wang Dawei's holding the little fool's hand to the little fool's beautiful face.

"I understand! I understand! Hehehe, auntie, let's go get food!"

The three quickly disappeared.Wang Dawei and the little fool beside him looked at each other for a while, then dragged the man by the arm and entered the room.

"What are you doing! Let me go!" The anger in the eyes of the little fool was covered by panic, and he struggled vigorously.

"Stop pretending? Open your mouth? Stop spitting on me?" Wang Dawei let go of his hand, turned around and closed the door, looking down at the little fool with arms folded.

The little fool stared at him angrily, as if he wanted to bite Wang Dawei.Like a red-eyed rabbit eager to bite.Wang Dawei thought in his heart.

"You'd better tell me honestly, who are you and why are you pretending to be a refugee? Are you... a thief? You stole something from the county magistrate's house?"

Wang Dawei was very concerned about this matter.It is the citizen's obligation to report any clues of criminals, besides, his former house is still in Chaoyang District...

If there is a misunderstanding, it's best to clarify, as there are not many people left in the village.If... Wang Dawei pursed his lips.

The little fool said angrily, "None of your business?"

"Heh, what's none of my business?" Wang Dawei's eyes darkened, and he approached the rabbit with millet teeth step by step: "Wang Zhuangshan gave you to me, you said..."

--etc!Why has he become so evil again? ?

Wang Dawei was shocked by his increasingly perverted behavior, no wonder the fans felt blackened.He didn't understand before!

Stanislavski on board!Is it really fun to play the villain? ? ?

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Little fool: I'm so pretty, he must want to sleep with me!Thief!

I don't believe in contributing to socialist security, excuses!Thief! ! !

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I had a fever today and felt cold when I woke up in the morning. I thought the house was shady because of the high floor and the fact that it faces north.

I was complacent about saving air conditioning in summer for a long time, only to find that I had a fever...

My mind is dizzy.I wanted to keep it short, but I’m worried that it will be worse tomorrow, so I’d better write more while I can _(:з」∠)_

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Thank you for the little angel who contributed the nutrient solution, Jiumi!

读者“梦之蓝枫”,灌溉营养液+12019-05-0410:53:15

读者“七夜”,灌溉营养液+12019-05-0410:44:43