Dressed as the head of the lazy village

Wang Zhuangshan was a little at a loss about this question: "Why is he unwilling?... He is a fool, he knows what marriage is, just give him something to eat and survive." He paused, and said in a low voice: "I The worry is that no one in the village is willing."

Wang Dawei nodded: "It is really impossible for the villagers to agree."

Who would want to marry a fool?The people in Lazy Man Village agreed to bring in refugees so readily, not only could they get a wife for nothing, but they also wanted free help.Can a fool work?Maybe I have to wait on him.

Let's talk about the fertility that the villagers value most—in the eyes of the ancients, the children of fools are probably fools too!

There are various inspections and medical methods in modern times that cannot be completely avoided, but they were not available in ancient times. Who is willing to take this risk?

Wang Zhuangshan was a little embarrassed, and said in a muffled voice: "It's not that some people's conditions are very bad, and they probably can't marry a wife... Village chief, can you help me talk about marriage, as long as they are willing to accept the stupid brother, let them If he stays in the village, those of us are willing to help the idiot in the future. Otherwise, he will be a fool, and he will die."

Wang Zhuangshan hurriedly explained: "He's just a little fool, he won't have any impact on the village!"

This time there were a total of 21 girls and boys among the refugees, which were not enough for the bachelors in the village. Naturally, these girls and boys were selected for families with neat houses and a lot of fields.

Those who are lazy to clean up the house can't get a wife, and the village head is a matchmaker, maybe they will accept the stupid guy?

"Brother Zhuangshan thinks too much." Wang Dawei smiled: "This little fool looks seventeen or eighteen years old. He was alone when you met him, why didn't he die?"

Wang Zhuangshan choked: "This...maybe he just lost his family at that time..."

Wang Dawei shook his head, stood up, and walked around the little fool, but the little fool just lowered his head, sat on the ground intently picking jio, and ignored them.

Wang Dawei was thoughtful: "Stupid? How stupid?"

Since this little fool was dragged here by Wang Zhuangshan, he didn't do anything out of the ordinary except for his unhappy aura.

"Actually, it's not too stupid, it's just that the brain is stupid and the reaction is slow." Wang Zhuangshan felt that the opportunity had come, and began to say good things for the stupid brother: "You call him he knows, and he will eat by himself. It won't cause trouble, and there is no need Just take extra care of him, just keep him in the yard so that he doesn't get lost... just occasionally gets himself dirty and drools..."

As if in response to Wang Zhuangshan's words, a stream of glistening saliva fell from the idiot's mouth to the ground.The silly man pinched the drooping saliva with his fingers, and flicked it onto Wang Dawei's leg.

Wang Zhuangshan suddenly felt suffocated!What's the matter with this kid!Usually not so bear!

Wang Dawei sneered.

"Village Chief! Village Chief, please listen to my explanation! This was an accident, he didn't do it on purpose, don't drive him away!"

"Drive him away?" Wang Dawei's smile became more and more pervasive: "Who said I want to drive him away?"

Wang Zhuangshan didn't notice, the silly brother flicked his slobbering hand.He said anxiously: "Then...can you...don't care about it like a fool..."

Wang Dawei's smile was perverted, Wang Zhuangshan was really afraid that he would suddenly get violent and beat people.

"Of course I won't argue with him anymore. I want to keep him." Wang Dawei picked up a leaf and wiped the drool thrown on him by the little fool, but the perverted look on his face slowly faded away.

Wang Zhuangshan was very pleasantly surprised, and the refugees who came next to him also smiled a bit: "Can I ask a little more, which family is the village chief planning to give the idiot to? Or... If no one wants him, let him follow first." We can do it too." A little brother can't eat much food, and the villagers look down on him, maybe someone among the refugees is willing to accept him.

"Just let him follow me." Wang Dawei said.

Wang Zhuangshan:? ? ? ?

Wang Zhuangshan:! ! ! !

This answer was really unexpected, Wang Zhuangshan didn't expect to bring someone here, this is the result.But after thinking about it... it seems that following the village head is not bad?

Historically, the village head's family was naturally wealthier than other families.They don't know yet that Lazy Man's Village is an exception.

Of course, if the idiot can't manage the housework like this, he definitely can't be a gentleman. It's also good to be a servant, and he has a home after all.

"Is there a problem?" Wang Dawei asked.

"No, no, no! It's his blessing that the village head can see him!" Wang Zhuangshan came back to his senses and waved his hands again and again: "Then now...or should we send him home for you?"

Wang Zhuangshan had already discovered that the well-behaved little fool was a little restless today, probably because he came to a new environment and felt uneasy when he saw strangers.It would be better to be escorted by their acquaintances.

"No need, go back and discuss marriage with your family first." Wang Dawei waved his hand: "Let me also develop a relationship with this little fool."

When Wang Zhuangshan was far away, Wang Dawei approached the little fool, squatted down opposite him, and said with a smile: "Long time no see, little, Mao, thief."

That's right, Wang Dawei has long seen that this little fool is none other than the boy he met at the coffin shop that day, was hunted down by the government, and ran like a rabbit.

I just don’t know how he got in among the refugees, and made himself look more like a refugee than a refugee... What he was wearing was no longer the blue robe, but clothes that were not much better than a sack, not recognizable as they were, It was covered in mud; a small face was also pitch-black, as if it had been covered with a volcanic mud mask; the hair was fluffed like a bird's nest, covered with weeds, and half of the face was covered... If it weren't for the eyes that left a lot Even with piercing eyes, Wang Dawei couldn't recognize him.

The little fool concentrated on picking JIO, like an old monk in meditation.

Although the disguise is very good, his acting skills are not very good... It's fine to deceive refugees, Wang Dawei is a professional actor and has won awards!

How could a fool's eyes be so bright and energetic, and the eyeballs still roll around?On the surface, he looks like he can't hear or understand anything, but he doesn't know what bad idea this little thief has in mind!

"Do you think I won't be able to recognize you if you smear your face like this?" Wang Dawei pinched his chin, and rubbed the skin under his fingertips with his thumb.The hands of the original owner's body were very rough, with thick calluses on the fingertips, and a piece of mud was rubbed off after a short while, revealing a snow-white complexion that was rubbed red.

Probably hurt by rubbing, the little fool finally stopped picking at Jio, and stared at Wang Dawei with angry eyes.

Wang Dawei was stared at, subconsciously let go, and didn't rub his hands again: "Why are you staring at me? I'm also your half-savior, right? If I didn't help you cover up that day, you would have been discovered and taken away. Can you still pretend to be a fool among the refugees?"

However, the little fool just looked at him angrily and didn't speak.

"Stop talking, tell me—if I tell those refugees that you are a thief hunted by the government, you can get three taels of silver if you take you to see the officials, do you think they will take care of you like this? Will they? Will you be angry that you deceived their sympathy?"

"Three taels of silver, if you meet a village chief who is not so greedy, maybe he will be willing to settle down for the whole family."

The little fool still kept his lips tightly shut.

Wang Dawei raised his eyebrows: "Are you really stupid? - Did you get scared by the arrest warrant issued by the county magistrate, or did you get caught and beaten by the officials?"

"Well, it's okay to be stupid." Wang Dawei leaned closer to his ear, and his expression became abnormal again: "Maybe a fool will have a different flavor when he does it, he is still a beautiful little fool... I don't understand anything, and my reaction should be special. Really interesting? My decision is not a bad one..."

Before Wang Dawei could finish his sentence, he saw the only little ear not covered by the mud in front of him quickly turned red, and the little fool was short of breath, so he pushed him violently, and stood up suddenly.

kind of cute...

Wang Dawei put away the perverted expression on his face, and secretly smiled in his heart: "Stop pretending? Well, tell me clearly, what exactly are you..."

Before he finished speaking, Wang Dawei felt his face wet——

The little fool was spitting at him crazily!

It must have been planned for a long time, and there was a lot of saliva in his mouth. The little fool spat several times, then grabbed a handful of dirt on the ground, and smashed it on Wang Dawei.

Wang Dawei: ...

The saliva on the face was covered with dirt, making it even more disgusting...

The culprit made a face at him, turned around and was about to slip away—Wang Zhuangshan, who had been secretly paying attention to this place, and ran over as soon as he found something wrong, was captured on the spot.

After finally persuading the village chief, Wang Zhuangshan was heartbroken and panicked, and carried the little fool like a rabbit: "Village chief, village chief, don't care about fools, village chief!!!"

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The tag of this pair is... um, happy friends 23333

If there are no accidents recently, the update time will return to [-] o'clock in the middle of the night... This means that I have failed to adjust my schedule again, huh.

One step closer to being bald!

Thank you for all the nourishment!Chirp!

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