Fighting Chicken of Du Bodyguard's House

Du Xiao didn't sleep all night, lying in bed very distressed.

What Young Master Zhou made was so exciting that he almost gave him an aphrodisiac, causing him to calm down outside. The little brother quickly stood up again after returning to the bed. Knowing that Zhou Zhan was by his side, he really I couldn't control my wandering mind, but I didn't dare to move, so I had to let my little brother stand upright and suffer.

Now he doesn't have the energy to think about why Zhou Zhan turned into a chicken. He just keeps guessing why Zhou Zhan suddenly went crazy, guessing that he has overplayed his hand, or is he sleepy and confused and thinks he is someone else. , or just out of curiosity, I want to try him as a buddy with sex, it seems that either kind of possibility makes him unhappy.

As for whether Young Master Zhou would like him... Du Xiao bitterly thought that this possibility was not great.

After all, I have rough skin and thick flesh, and I am hard from head to toe, and I don't feel good... Well, Du Xiao likes Zhou Zhan's thin skin and tender flesh, so he takes it for granted that all gays like this one.

Moreover, Young Master Zhou has always been unscrupulous, and the boss is the second child. With such a character, whoever he likes will definitely open his mouth. It is impossible to hide it... Well, Du Xiao has never heard him confess, so I think he probably doesn't. like myself.

At this time, Du Xiao regretted a little, why didn't he follow his heart and put people under his body before, so that after dawn, the raw rice had been cooked, and he could firmly and persistently say that he would be responsible to Zhou Zhan, and then he had the cheek to follow Zhou Zhan together... No, this trick won't work, and Zhou Zhan is not a girl, and she doesn't know how to get pregnant.

Du Xiao's mind went round and round, but in the end he still inevitably recalled the feeling of Zhou Zhan lying on his body, so he could only sigh helplessly, hoping that the little brother could calm down by himself.

At dawn, Mr. Pheasant didn't crow, because he hid under the blanket with his head covered all night, reminiscing about the hard texture of Du Xiao's body, and he couldn't feel the change of light at all.

Du Xiao waited until the sky was bright, and finally couldn't help but lift the quilt, and looked at the covered chicken inside with embarrassment: "Morning, young master."

Mr. Pheasant was still in love one second, and flew out of bed like crazy the next second.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!Don't turn on the lights ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ahWhy the fuck is it so bright all of a sudden!Du Xiao, you bastard, I want to fuck you!

Du Xiao was stunned for a moment, and after reacting, he quickly jumped out of bed and grabbed the maddened Young Master Chicken. He paused before stuffing him into the bed, thought for a while, grabbed his military coat, wrapped him in his arms, He patted and reassured: "It's okay, it's okay."

Just like the last time when I comforted Zhou Zhan in the car.

Du Xiao shook his head.

Young Master Chicken finally calmed down: It turned out to be dawn, and the baby was scared to death. No wonder my parents taught me not to sleep under the quilt since I was a child.This is the lesson of blood and tears!

General Du Xiao opened a thin slit in his coat, allowing Young Master Ji to adapt slowly, and then slowly widened the slit. This process was very slow, almost repeating the process of dawn.

Young Master Ji was so moved that he wished he would immediately agree with him, and leaned into Du Xiao's arms and glanced sideways at him.

Du Xiao lowered his head and looked at him, expressionless, still looking so cold that he had no friends.

This little look is exactly the same as Zhou Zhan's, and his habits are the same. He likes and dislikes everything the same, and even speaks the same voice. It's no coincidence that there are so many coincidences. Climb onto yourself... no, no more!In short, this chicken is Zhou Zhan, it must be!

Therefore, it is not a question of why Zhou Zhan turned into a chicken at all, but a question of why a chicken turned into a human, and even the whole Zhou family is a chicken, but no one has ever discovered it. Doubt the family who joined the Chicken Worship Sect, choose between people and chickens, the essence must be chickens.

Du Xiao is a silent and tough guy. He has many thoughts in his heart, but he just doesn't say them.

So he just took a deep breath and yelled very hard to the chicken in his arms: "Little master..."

Young Master Chicken tilted his head, opened his mouth, and learned his tongue easily: "Little..."

Du Xiao quickly interrupted him: "Stop pretending, I know it's you."

Master Chicken firmly and persistently wants to instill in his bodyguards the concept of "you just had a dream, and I'm just a chicken, and I don't understand your human dreams", so he switched to a rooster voice and said, "Little Master."

Du Xiao was helpless: "Zhou Zhan..."

After waiting for a long time for his son to wake up, he had to come over to call for someone himself. Father Du stood at the door of the room with a half-eaten glutinous rice ball and watched the whole process.

What's wrong with my son?

Du Xiao who raised his head inadvertently and looked at his father suddenly: "..."

Young Master Ji turned his head following the line of sight of his bodyguard, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he flew over and jumped on Papa Du's shoulder: "Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad!"

I want to eat glutinous rice balls!Sesame stuffing!It smells so good!

Du Xiao felt tired: "He wants to eat glutinous rice balls."

Father Du: "Who? Your young master?"

Du Xiao: "..."

Du's father felt that his son might have worked too hard and became mentally deranged, so he didn't dare to stimulate him any more, and said, "I'll wake you up and go to your uncle's house after breakfast." , "The door of your room is not closed properly, I opened it with a light touch."

Du Xiao: "..."

You don't need to explain, I didn't do anything shady.

Young Master Ji let out a few heartless "clucks" and happily followed Papa Du to the kitchen to eat glutinous rice balls.

Because it had dawned twice, Du Xiao woke up a bit late, so he didn't have time to think about Young Master Zhou's affairs. After a quick breakfast, he took Master Ji to visit his relatives for New Year's greetings.

Grandma Du Xiao is a long-lived old man, and she will be taken care of by her uncle's family this year, so after the next year, Du's father and brothers and their families will all come to the uncle's house for a reunion.

Du Xiao is the youngest in this generation. All the brothers and sisters above have children. This large group of children chasing and playing together can almost knock down the roof of the house. In addition, the uncle's family also has a dog. The dog and Ping Pong chased Young Master Chicken all over the yard together, and provoked the children to chase after him, making the trouble even worse.

Young Master Chicken: "Clack, cluck, cluck!"

Go away, go away!I have important things to do today, so I don't have time to play with you guys!

Du Xiao struggled to escape from the greetings from his relatives, rescued the young master, hugged him in his arms, and patted him comfortingly.

An old man is holding a chicken in his arms. This scene is so joyful. All the relatives laughed and joked. Mother Du smiled with a bit of reserved pride: "My chicken is very smart. He can understand and speak human language, which is very pleasing, and is the New Year mascot given to him by Boss Du Xiao."

Someone came over and teased: "Tell me something? What's your name?"

Young Master Ji remembered that Du Xiao called his uncle just now, and immediately matched the number with the information in his mind.

Well, this uncle is not bad, he is very friendly to Du Xiao, I want to show him face.

Young Master Chicken had already pinched the rooster's throat in the morning, so he just broke the jar and continued to speak with the rooster: "Tell me something? What's your name?"

A cousin next to me laughed: "Oh, it can really talk, it's so strange! But after all, this chicken is not as good as a bird, and the sound is too ugly. My cousin has a parrot, which has a bright voice and can sing... ..."

Young Master Chicken exploded, jumped onto Du Xiao's shoulder, flapped his wings and yelled, "Cluck cluck cluck cluck..."

The son-in-law's flaunting words were drowned out by the piercing voice of the rooster, and she tried to cover it up several times but failed, so she had to keep her mouth shut.

Mother Du smiled and said, "I'll just say it understands human speech, it's angry."

Cousin: "..."

Young Master Ji closed his voice, and turned his head triumphantly.

Everyone chatted for a while, and a relative who didn't have much contact said, "Du Xiao hasn't been home for many years, and I even forgot how old you are this year."

Du Xiao said concisely: "Thirty."

The cousin's eyes widened: "Oh, you're already thirty? My cousin got married at 22. You haven't made any progress yet, but you must be talking about a girlfriend? When are you going to get married?"

Young Master Chicken stared wide-eyed and shook the hair on his neck, fighting with high spirits: Here we come!The must-have topic for Chinese New Year and holidays is here!I knew you wouldn't let my Du Xiao go!Hmph, let's see if I don't beat you to death!

Du Xiao calmly said, "I don't have a girlfriend."

The sister-in-law said earnestly: "Why can't you find a girlfriend with such good conditions? Don't be too picky! When you get older, people will think that you have some problems. Don't make it so that you can't be high or low... ..."

This set of rhetoric is universal for urging marriage, regardless of men and women, and is suitable for the whole country.

As an internet addict, how could Young Master Ji not be jealous? He tilted his head to look at her, and opened his mouth: "Marriage is the most important thing in life, how can you not choose? Don't pick and choose? You can't make a second marriage?"

The sister-in-law was so choked that she almost fainted, because she divorced and remarried with her ex-husband because she had a bad relationship with her ex-husband, but she couldn't play and roll with a chicken, she almost vomited internal injuries.

Young Master Chicken shook his tail triumphantly, and stopped looking at his defeated opponent.

Everyone looked at Young Master Ji with a slightly horrified expression, and looked at Mama Du with a slightly subtle expression.

Mother Du was extremely embarrassed: Oh my God, I didn't teach it!What's the matter with this chicken!

The topic avoided Du Xiao for a while, but it inevitably turned to Du Xiao in the end. After all, he is the only one in this generation who has not yet married, so he is really suitable as the center of the topic.

A certain elder said: "You should be more selective. If you don't choose, you won't know what kind of person is suitable for you. But Du Xiao, what kind of girl do you care about? There should be a standard, right?"

Du Xiao glanced sullenly at Du's mother.

Mother Du rolled her eyes at him: Don't count on me, if I promise not to block you this year, I won't block you.

Du Xiao glanced at Young Master Ji sullenly again.

Young Master Chicken stared back at him expectantly: What kind do you like?Speak quickly!

Du Xiao was so bored, others could not wait for him to answer, so they kept asking: "Height? Appearance? Personality? Education? Tell me about it? There are many young unmarried girls in our unit. Let me introduce you."

A certain cousin lowered his voice and laughed: "Yes, yes, let me tell you whether you like big breasts or small breasts."

There were no minors around. Although everyone was embarrassed, they still laughed in good faith.

Mr. Yeji immediately jumped up and answered: "I like flat chest!"

There was an eerie silence among the crowd, and they roared with laughter.

Du Xiao grabbed Young Master Chicken from his shoulder, and said helplessly, "I didn't ask you."

Everyone laughed even harder, thinking that he was using the chicken as a shield.

A certain aunt ate melon seeds and asked, "What is Du Xiao doing now?"

Du Xiao: "...bodyguard."

The aunt looked regretful: "Oh, this kind of job is a job for youth. You can't do it for a few years. Young people still need to read more books, study more, and find a long-term and stable job."

These words are quite earnest, but Young Master Ji has already found out from the database that Mrs. Du was angry and cried several times by this aunt before about Chen Zhima's rotten millet. He once again ignited his fighting spirit and came out of Du Xiao's arms: "Your son You were fired by your boss last time, did you find a new job?"

The aunt has a high rank, and smiled without changing her face: "Yo, what is this chicken talking about? I said Du Xiao, don't think that my aunt is wordy. Those who work hard will rule others, and those who work hard will rule others. After all, being a bodyguard is physical work. Son, it's hard work, and I'm worried, it's not decent to say it."

Young Master Chicken refused to let go: "Your son Du Peng was fired by the boss, has he found a new job?"

Everyone: "..."

Even the first name and last name are mentioned, it seems that this chicken is not a line string channel, there is a real situation!

The aunt was stunned for a moment, stood up with her hips on her hips, and said angrily to Mama Du: "Li Mei, what do you mean? You can just tell me if you are dissatisfied with me! Is it interesting to teach a chicken to swear?"

Du's mother looked surprised: "Your Pengpeng was fired? When did it happen?"

My aunt suddenly felt ashamed: "What are you pretending to be, just a small mistake a year ago, and the boss of their company made a big deal out of a molehill!"

Young Master Chicken: "Where is it a small mistake, obviously..."

Du Xiao pinched his mouth with two fingers.

All right, all right, you are amazing, you are strong, so please stop saying a few words.

Young Master Chicken glared at him: "Mmmmm..."

Let me finish!Kill her!

Du Xiao squeezed tighter.

Aunt: "If it wasn't you who taught it, who else could have taught it? And even made such a trick, it's so yin and yang!"

Father Du: "It's really not what we taught..."

Mother Du stopped him, and smiled faintly: "You were fired only a year ago? I don't know about that. My second son brought this chicken back the day before yesterday, and he has only raised it for three days."

Aunt: "Who will believe it?"

The first aunt and the second aunt hurried out to act as peacemakers: "This is a big Chinese New Year, forget it..."

My aunt snorted coldly: "Is this chicken an electronic pet? The words are all pre-recorded, right? Really capable! I thought your Du Xiao would bring a daughter-in-law back this year at such an age, but I didn't expect to bring a chicken." Chicken! What a broken chicken! It’s all taught by the master!”

Why are these words so ugly?It's so annoying!

Taking advantage of Du Xiao's slack, Young Master Ji quickly jumped on Du Xiao's shoulder: "Your pet is the best in the world, your dog ran to the neighbor's house when it was fine, and secretly snatched away the diapers that other children have pulled. I can’t change eating shit! This is also taught by the master, right?”

Everyone: "..."

I can also use Erhuayin, I can also use the modal particle "oh", I can also use Taobao fonts, and I can adapt to the situation... This chicken is too wicked.

Du Xiao: "..."

Not even a dog is spared, you are really enough.

The audience was silent for five seconds, and my aunt suddenly exploded, breaking through the encirclement and rushing towards Mama Du: "Zhang Limei, I will never end with you!"

Du's father and Du Xiao were startled, and at the same time they flew over to block Du's mother.

The others came back to their senses and rushed over.

"Stop it! Stop it!"

"Speak well if you have something to say, it's a big New Year's Eve!"

The children playing outside heard the movement and ran over. They didn't know why, the bold ones screamed and the timid ones cried.

Grandma Du, who was sitting outside basking in the sun, turned her head and asked, "What's the matter? What's the matter?"

Young Master Chicken stood on a high place: "A gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands! You shrew!"

Du Xiao grabbed him exhaustedly and stuffed him into his down jacket.

Uncle Du's house was in chaos.